Is it okay to disguise yourself as a cleaning aunt?

Okay, yes, the big security guy who guards the door is not blind, I really think it's a movie, just put on a set of women's clothes, and wear a wig on the head to become a woman, you must know that a lot of gay likes such feminine dress, although the current society is very open, but Stephen Zhao doesn't want to be misunderstood as gay. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Actually, being misunderstood as gay is still a trivial matter, and if you are treated as a pervert and invited to the police station for tea, then it will be a big trouble.

What's more, where did his line come from? Whether it's stealing or robbing, it's all illegal, okay? This is not making a movie, Stephen Zhao dares to guarantee that as long as he does this, he will become an Internet celebrity in the headlines every minute, and then he will not follow.

It's not appropriate, it's not safe to dress up as a cleaning aunt at all, it's too impressive.

Is it okay to stop a car on the street?

"Bang-bang-bang-"

Stephen Zhao couldn't help but fantasize in his mind that the young marshal's car braked suddenly, and then didn't stop and suddenly had a close contact with his body, and then he was so gorgeously knocked off the ground and smashed to the ground, and finally half of his body was paralyzed, and he never had an acting career again.

No, no, the risk factor of stopping a car on the street is too great, this is not a movie, there is only one life, you must not fight!

After that, Stephen Zhao's brain opened up and came up with one bad idea after another, since it was a bad idea, it naturally didn't work, no, Stephen Zhao vetoed one bad idea after another he came up with.

Headache, headache, why is it so hard to be an extras with dreams? If he is a carefree "salted fish", how good would it be? That way, he doesn't have to have a headache.

"Why do people have dreams? If there is no dream, what is the difference between being a man and a salted fish? I just don't want to be a salted fish, so I have always been firm in my dream -- I want to be soft with the little golden man, and I want to become a big actor!"

My life is up to me!

Stephen Zhao didn't want to accept his fate, so he roared in the street, first, to vent his emotions, and second, to set goals.

"This person is so funny, he also wants to be an actor? Don't pee and look in the mirror, can he become an actor with his respect?" Two girls dressed in high school happened to pass by, and one of the ponytailed girls couldn't help but sneer, she completely regarded Zhao Xingchi, who was unkempt and suspected of being a beggar, as a joke.

"Don't look at people like this, I think Brother Beggar's words are quite reasonable, if you don't have a dream, then what's the difference between being a man and salted fish? Brother Beggar, come on!" said another round-faced girl as she took out her mobile phone and took a photo of Stephen Zhao, and uploaded it to Weibo with the title "The Most Dreamy Beggar Brother in History!".

Stephen Zhao's place is in the downtown area, and now it is the peak season after work and school, no, most people treat Stephen Zhao as a joke like a ponytail girl, and some people are even thinking, is Stephen Zhao crazy?

A beggar also wants to become an actor, this is simply a fantasy!

No one is born to be a big actor, Stephen Zhao does not feel that his goal is shameful, the well-known actor Zhou Huawei, he was not starting from a dead trick back then, and Zhou Huawei is the same as him, this trick is ten years.

Ten years, how many decades are there in life? If Zhou Huawei hadn't insisted on running for ten years, then there would be no world-famous actor Zhou Huawei today.

"Beautiful girl, thank you for cheering me on, plus, I'm not a beggar, I'm an actor. ”

To tell the truth, in terms of appearance, girls with ponytails are more beautiful, but in Zhao Xingchi's eyes, the round-faced girl looks more special and has a different beauty.

"Poof-actor, can you tease us?" the ponytail girl covered her stomach with her hands, hey, no, her stomach hurt from laughter.

"Brother Beggar, are you really an actor? Could it be that your next role is going to play a beggar, so you came to experience the life of a beggar in advance?"

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Zhao Xingchi coughed a few times dryly, and said weakly: "Actually, I came to Duyang to participate in the casting of the crew of "Struggle", but as you can see, the role was not selected, and my entanglement was used up. ”

"Hahaha~" The ponytail girl laughed and said: "I've never seen anything as funny as you, uncle, what the crew of "Struggle" wants is little fresh meat, you are so old, why are you still running to join in the fun?"

"I watched the launch conference of "Struggle" on the Internet, and the appearance of several male actors is quite high. The round-faced girl still has a sentence in her heart, and I'm embarrassed to say that the beggar brother can be the father of several male protagonists.

During these days, Zhao Xingchi was not doing everything well, and he was exhausted, how could he have time to tidy up his appearance? Originally, he was a little old, but now he looks like he is in his forties with a scruffy face.

Uncle?

Stephen Zhao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, is he that old?

"Don't call me uncle, I'm only 28 this year, not much older than you. Also, appearance does not mean everything, one day, I will prove that acting skills are above appearance!"

Stephen Zhao couldn't figure out why there were so many little fresh meats these days, making it even more difficult for them to perform in a group performance.

"28 years old, so old!" the ponytail girl looked disgusted, no wonder, after all, she was a 17-year-old girl in the rainy season!

"Why do I think Brother Beggar looks like he is 38 years old? Anyway, Brother Beggar, come on!" The round-faced girl clenched her fist with one hand and made a cheering gesture towards Zhao Xingchi, although she felt that Brother Beggar's dream was a little unrealistic, but she liked Brother Beggar's words - if you don't have a dream, what is the difference between being a man and salted fish?

Originally, Zhao Xingchi was so depressed by the round-faced girl's divine mending knife that he wanted to vomit to study, but later the round-faced girl's words changed, which made him feel warm in his heart.

It's nice to have someone cheering them on!

Stephen Zhao has a strong premonition, it seems that he is about to run in time?

"This gentleman, hello, we have Mr. Lin invited, I don't know if it's convenient for you?"

Wang Meimei is Yu Qingya's personal bodyguard, she really doesn't understand, why did Mr. Lin ask Qiangzi (Lin Tianbao's personal bodyguard Yu Tieqiang) to stop for no reason? Why did he let her get out of the car and invite this beggar over?

Here's the thing, Lin Tianbao and Yu Qingya both returned home after work, and Zhao Xingchi was wandering near the young marshal's studio, he didn't know how to approach Lin Tianbao with a splitting headache, so he could only vent it with a loud roar, and it was unfortunate that this passage reached the ears of Lin Yu and the others.

When Yu Qingya heard this, the corners of her mouth smiled: "This person is quite interesting, he is either a madman or a talent." ”

Lin Tianbao completely agreed with his girlfriend's statement, and said with a smile: "It's really interesting." Brother Qiang parked. Sister Mei, please get out of the car and invite the man in the black sweatshirt who is unkempt. ”

The reason why Lin Tianbao did this was because Stephen Zhao's sentence "If you don't have a dream, what is the difference between being a man and a salted fish?" made him think of a movie "The King of Comedy" he had seen in his previous life, and Stephen Zhao's appearance was somewhat similar to the "King of Comedy".

Because of this, Lin Tianbao plans to get in touch with Stephen Zhao to see if Stephen Zhao has a talent for comedy. )