Chapter 46: Husband~~~ Don't You Want Me?
"That's it, call it a day~~~ Anyway, is your Fudan forum so easy to hack? ”
“……”
Han Qi just wanted to go to the forum to see a beautiful woman taking a selfie or something, but now it's okay, all of a sudden, the whole forum was suddenly paralyzed, and then he heard someone's words, how could he still not know what was going on, "You are poisonous, spicy chicken picture, what did you do!!"
"I just deleted all the related posts through a bug, don't worry, it's not broken. ”
"Then why did the forum collapse?"
"emmmmmmm, that may be my operation is not mature enough, resulting in collateral effects, please ignore them, they restart the website...... All right. ”
“……”
"You spicy chicken. ”
Well, in the face of the IT giants, the other two had a completely different reaction from Han Qi.
He Songfa was very direct, came behind Ricardo, and pounded and pressed his shoulder, "Big guy, big guy, do you still lack a pendant? You can do such a slippery operation, is there anything more coquettish? ”
Ricardo held up three fingers, "Then the big guy, I'll simply teach you three tricks, and you can listen well." ”
"Uh-huh!"
"First of all, you must at least meet people, so go to her dorm first, find her computer, and then ......"
"And then?"
"The first trick, pull her power in front of you, the second trick, quickly remove her hard drive, and the third trick, Run! ”
Su Zhejun: "So...... Where did you get this hard hat from?"
"Don't worry about that kind of detail. ”
……
More than a month has passed since the enrollment of new students, and the recruitment of new students in the school club is also in full swing, and as the 'man of the hour' among the new students, there are some people who are still more popular with the club, such as the four people in the Ricardo dormitory.
He Songfa: A notoriously rich dick who drives millions of luxury cars around the school on weekends, and it's hard to know him.
Han Qi: A basketball master, you can always see him on the Fudan basketball court, this product is just to load 13, especially when there are sisters watching, especially hard.
Su Zhejun: A cold-faced scholar, he is relatively low-key, but he quietly took away the sophomore flower of the engineering department, which is a bit powerful.
Ricardo: This is new school hunk.
These four people are always out together, and every time they come out, they can get the attention of many young girls.
Today's club recruitment, they also received a lot of invitations from the club on the way out of the public class, but these four goods, it seems that they don't seem to have the intention of choosing which club to go to, if it's not a sister paper, they don't even bother to read the leaflets handed by others.
"Susu, then again, which club is your wife from?"
Su Zhejun shook his head, "She? Drama Club." ”
Han Qi was interested, "Drama, so slippery, when will you take us to see it? I'll bring my female ticket." ”
"Don't say it, it's a shame to act as a thief, and I'm embarrassed. ”
"Is it so scary?"
He Songfa: "Scary, are there any slightly more normal clubs in this school?"
"If it's true, it's not. ”
"Forget it, I still won't report it for the time being...... Whoever poked me, don't you know that I have always been the only one who poked others, and no one else poked me? I'll go ......" As soon as Ricardo turned around, he saw a familiar and beautiful face. Dressed in a spaghetti strap vest and khaki shorts, her snow-white skin was unshielded from the scorching sun.
She has a perfect melon seed face, her eyes are a little sad, her nose is small and straight, and her lips are full and moist, which is simply a perfect masterpiece of God......
Ricardo subconsciously called out her name, "Lin Ke?"
"Hee-hee, it's rare to remember me, Iron Rod. ”
"Why are you here?"
"I'm also a freshman, why can't I be here. ”
Ricardo glanced at her white and tender shoulders, subconsciously frowned, and took out an umbrella from the bag behind his back, because of his sister's relationship, he was used to going out with an umbrella all year round, opened the umbrella, and hit her on the head, "Big guy, aren't you afraid of tanning?"
"It's okay, I'm wearing sunscreen. ”
"If you say it, it won't be black. ”
This move couldn't help but warm Lin Ke's heart, "I didn't expect to be a warm man~~~"
Well, in fact, Ricardo and Lin Ke have known each other for a long time, and when they met by chance in the playground, Lin Ke asked him to add a WeChat account, and occasionally chatted, and the two were relatively familiar with each other, "How about it? Have you chosen it? What club do you want to join?"
"Well, it's chosen. ”
"Terrible, so fast?"
Lin Ke smiled playfully and cutely, "Because I decide what you choose, I'll choose whatever you want." ”
“……”
The three people in the same dormitory made a lewd voice at the same time, "Oh~~~~~"
"Oh girl, go and go. After forcibly expelling the three pit goods, Ricardo said to Lin Ke, "Lin Kela, I haven't chosen what club to participate in, you still have to choose your own, I don't know if I choose it or not." ”
"It doesn't matter, anyway, whatever you choose, I'll choose, and besides, how many times have I said it! Don't call me Lin Kela! Where do I look like Kela!"
"That'...... Jin Kela?"
Lin Ke puffed up a cute bun face, "I'm going to be angry!"
"What did you do wrong? You're going to get angry with him?"
"He's our baby~~~" said, Lin Ke also winked at Ricardo playfully.
Hearing this, the three melon-eating people in the back were stunned, what kind of operation is this Nima, Ricardo was actually forcibly molested, this is amazing.
"Then you give birth, I'll go first. ”
Ricardo said that he was a little afraid of this difficult sister paper, and it could be seen that she really liked to tease him, every time she chatted in WeChat before, she was like a female hooligan, and the routines were wave after wave, if it weren't for the fact that she was also a 'person in the same set', she might not really be her opponent!
But in reality, it's not as exaggerated as when chatting.
Lin Ke stepped forward and grabbed him, his delicate little face was full of grievances, his beautiful eyes were constantly gathering, and he was holding his stomach with one hand, "Husband~~~ Don't you want me......? I...... I already have your children, are you going to abandon me?"
He Songfa shot the case: "Poultry Shou!"
Han Qi was indignant: "Animal sheng!"
Su Zhejun glared indifferently: "Evil obstacles!"
Ricardo looked confused: "WTF?!"