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"Master Xu, look, what can I do!"

Master Xu had a bitter face, rubbed his fingers, and told us about the red:

"That's what ...... happened"

In the countryside, even if you are not a professional master, you know the murderous reputation of red and white. The white evil is the evil qi produced by crashing into the coffin during the funeral, and the performance is similar to when I was beaten. Many people know the taboo at the funeral, so there are fewer fools who collide with Baisha, but if they really bump into it, they often burn two pieces of paper and it's fine.

And the red evil is much more terrible than the white evil! This is the evil spirit of the wedding.

Sha is an exclusive term in the metaphysical world, to the effect that it is ominous and hurtful. In Feng Shui, interpret it with a violently changing aura. When the wedding is held, the bride has a red evil on her body because of her special status, and she will hit some people who clash with each other, and it is much more powerful than the white evil. And the more virgin the bride is, the purer the Yuan Yin, the more powerful this red evil is. The redness on the widow Wang can't even be erased by the black master, which is enough to see that Xue Shidan's daughter-in-law is worth marrying, and she is an authentic original old virgin.

Like my cousin who faced the wedding car head-on this morning, she had actually crashed into the red brakes on the bride in the car, thanks to the black gas of Hei Ye, which offset a lot, or she would have stopped eating in the morning.

Of course, in recent years, there have been more premarital attempts to love, fewer virgin brides, and fewer incidents of red beatings, which can be regarded as a challenge to the civil taboo of social openness.

"I'll try it first, you can put the money of the filial piety immortal family on the first step!" Master Xu said.

Then I saw Master Xu open the door of his cabinet and rummaged out a bunch of things from it, and as far as the eye could see, there were incense burners, divine incense, and yellow mounted paper...... It's basically the set of equipment that Fu Yuxin carried, but there is no Kaiyuan drum made of donkey skin, so I think it's not as good as the inheritance of Fu Yuxin's family.

Master Xu twisted three sticks of incense, lit them with a lighter, shook them, and then inserted them in the front of the incense burner. Granny Yang once taught me, this is called Fox Huangxiang, you must not be wrong to offend the gods and Buddhas, it seems that he is going to ask the immortal family for advice as soon as he comes up.

The three sticks of incense burned quickly, and the incense threads flew everywhere. In the past, when Fu Yuxin invited immortals, Hei Ye gave me the knowledge of inviting immortals.

For the immortal family, incense is regarded as a kind of cultivation resource, and the disciple burns incense to invite the immortal, which itself has a little meaning of giving gifts and asking for things. If an ordinary hall receives incense, the incense will burn down unhappily, and if the immortal family does not receive incense, the incense will be extinguished. And Master Xu's three incense sticks burned so vigorously, and the incense threads were so scattered, it was obviously the result of the immortals in the hall coming out together and rushing to eat.

However, although his immortal family quarreled with each other, they still did things, and the incense was only half burned, and Master Xu said to my aunt:

"Go find a peach branch, get a basin of water, and wake the child up first. ”

My aunt got peach branches and water according to her words, and Master Xu dipped the peach branches in the water and beat her cousin, and she didn't know what she was thinking in her mouth, and after a few strokes, her cousin opened her eyes and took the initiative to sit up, just ...... It looks a little wilted.

"Oh, Xiaoxin, are you awake, how do you feel?" asked my aunt with concern.

However, the cousin didn't even look at her, her eyes were glazed, and she looked ahead expressionlessly, and there was obviously nothing in front of her.

Like a fool.

My aunt was frightened and hurriedly asked Master Xu what was going on, and Master Xu said:

"Your child's three souls and seven spirits have been rushed by the red evil, and he hasn't solved it yet, I have to do a law for him tonight, you go and ask for the bride's red veil, or you can't do it. ”

Although it was a bit bad to go to the bride and ask for the red veil, my aunt promised to ask for the red veil, and I was the one who carried out this difficult task.

My aunt stayed at Master Xu's house to take care of my cousin, and I was the only one who went to Widow Wang to ask for a veil.

At this time, it is estimated that the banquet has dispersed, so I went directly to their new house, and I guess the two of them are spending a few coins on the kang at this time. But I didn't see them after I killed them, Xue Shenfu and his father told me that the two of them came back from the hotel happily, and they were just about to go to the kang to take a breath, the kang collapsed, and the newlyweds both broke their bones and were sent to the hospital.

Lying in a groove, Xue didn't carry it like this, even if the bride has red on her body, she won't even beat her husband!

So I rushed to the hospital again, and the two of them were living in the same room, both with plasters on their legs.

Seeing me coming, Xue Shenfu smiled bitterly and said:

"Old classmate, don't laugh at it, the peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic!"

I ignored him, and went straight to the king's widow...... Oh no, now it's called sister-in-law.

"Teacher Wang, what's going on with you?"

Teacher Wang's face flushed, and he said for a long time:

"Over the years, I've gained weight......"

And I know that the collapse of the kang is probably not the reason why she is fat, but that there is something wrong with the redness on her body, but now that my cousin has become a fool, I can't take care of the two of them.

I told my cousin about the situation and pleaded:

"Teacher Wang, now Ling Xin is still lying in Master Xu's house, wilting like a vegetative person, please give me the red veil and let me save people!"

Teacher Wang smiled bitterly:

"Chang Liu, if my sister-in-law has a way, I will definitely let you take the veil away, but think about it, who still wears a red veil when she gets married now, and she wears a white wedding dress...... And the wedding dresses are all rented from the ceremonial company, and the white veil is not your own!"

Hearing her say this, I suddenly realized that the red veil seems to be really the old yellow calendar, and even the white veil is not my own.

I hurriedly asked her for the address of the etiquette company, killed her again, and told her before leaving: The teacher became a sister-in-law back then.

When I came to the etiquette company, I didn't talk to the manager, and directly took out a wad of money:

"The wedding dress that Xue Shen rented is for me!"

The manager gave me an intriguing smile, then went and gave me the veil and said with a smile:

"I can't see it, the little brother has a strong taste......"

He didn't even ask for money, he just muttered "love and kill each other" repeatedly, I guess he thought of something rude.

I brought the white veil back to Master Xu's house, and Master Xu, who was with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, saw the white veil, and his eyebrows were about to get angry. But as soon as he saw me, he was stunned, and his face turned red and white for a while, and finally he only said:

"Forget it, the white one is white, let's give it a try......"

I guess he was told by his immortal family that I also had immortals on me.

Finally, in the evening, Master Xu sent his aunt and uncle to find him all kinds of materials, and he wanted to do it.

What kind of child's urine ring, the peach pit of the Queen Mother of the West...... There are a lot of fragments, and it should be another immortal method.

When the materials were ready, Master Xu grabbed the white veil, drove the three of us out of the house, and said to us:

"Don't come in for a while, no matter what sound you hear, let alone move, it's all a little ghost covering your eyes, today's practice may not be possible, I will do my best." ”

Shortly after he entered, his cousin's voice came from the house, uh-huh. Still sluggish, still stiff, but with a little patience, as if suffering something......

And in my heart, I also heard a yawn, and then the black master said to me with a little sleepiness:

"Yawn...... I slept so soundly. Hey, how did you get to this place, it!

I didn't think much about it, I listened to Hei Ye's kick and kicked the door open and went in.