He Xiangdong shook his head speechlessly and did not comment.

The third child smiled and asked, "Yo, who are you talking about?"

Chen Jun thought for a while and said, "So cross talk, the four homework that you pay attention to, what are these four homework......

The third child shouted, "Are you going to slide over like this?"

Chen Jun stopped, looked at the third child dissatisfied, and said, "Why are you so right and wrong, just trying to make me offend people, right?"

The third child was stupid: "Me?"

Chen Jun said: "That's not it, our master's popularity is bad enough, don't hurt me, I'm just like him." ”

"Wow......" The audience booed.

Chen Jun's hanging up attracted a full house.

He Xiangdong is also laughing, his popularity in the cross talk industry in the first two years was really not good, but the past two years have been much better.

The third smiled and said, "Okay, you can arrange our master as much as possible." ”

Chen Jun said: "What is choreography, we must have respect for the master, like I followed my master to learn art when I was a child, ate with my master, and lived with my master, can this relationship be bad?"

The third nodded: "Yes." ”

Chen Jun continued: "Including my junior brother, Xia Xingxing, my master's second disciple, and our second disciple. And you, the third child, Zheng Dayu, we have all been learning art with Master for many years. ”

The third said: "We are all brothers of the same division. ”

Offstage, Hou Sanye was stunned, took out the notebook on the table and flipped through it, his brows furrowed, what Chen Jun said was different from the book he handed in?

What's going on?

On the cross talk stage, there is the act of grabbing and smashing on the spot, but the frequency of this skill is not very high, and this skill plays the role of icing on the cake, which will not change the main body of this cross talk.

Chen Jun is now hanging and has finished grabbing, it's time to talk about the things in the book, why is he still kicking all the ground, what the hell?

Hou Sanye was puzzled in his heart, and his brows furrowed.

He Xiangdong looked at Chen Jun's gaze and froze, and his brows furrowed slightly.

Chen Jun said: "Our master has very strict requirements for us, including passing on art to us, not to mention how strict it is, if we don't learn well, we will be scolded and beaten immediately." ”

The third child said: "This is a strict master and a high apprentice." ”

Hou Sanye's eyes widened, and when he saw this, he finally saw it, okay, Chen Jun, this kid is completely off track, what the hell is going on?

Gao Bingsheng also hurriedly looked for the notebook on the table.

Several judges on the judges' bench moved, but Mr. Ma was calmer, he just stared at Chen Jun with a smile, and he didn't care what the other judges were doing.

On the stage, Chen Jun continued: "When we were studying art, we all lived in Master's house, and every morning at eight o'clock in the morning, my Master wanted to check our homework, so he called me, as well as our second and third children. ”

The third child also praised: "Yes, check our homework." ”

Chen Junxue He Xiangdong, stretched out his hand and pointed forward, and said, "Come, second, come here, give me a recital of the mouth, and recite the name of the dish." ”

The third child held it and said, "This is the inspection through." ”

Chen Jun learned from the second child, shook his head and said like a nerd: "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail......"

"Shut up. Chen Jun shouted, pointed and scolded: "What is this thing on your back, it's not as good as my six-year-old son's back." ”

The third child shook his hands and said, "Look, this is scolded, what a strict master." ”

Chen Jun continued to learn from He Xiangdong: "Get out of the way for me, don't eat at noon." ”

The third said: "Okay, I've lost my back for lunch." ”

Chen Jun shouted again: "You, the third child, come over to me." ”

The third looked dazed and said to the audience, "It's my turn." ”

Chen Jun shouted: "Recite the name of the dish, hurry up and ......"

Chen Jun learned from the third child, squinting his eyes and carrying it slowly: "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail......"

"Shut up. Chen Jun shouted angrily again: "What is this thing on your back, it's not as good as my unborn grandson." ”

"Haha......" The audience was amused.

The third child was stunned: "Unborn grandson, what do you say he is doing? Your son is only six years old." ”

Chen Junxue He Xiangdong scolded: "Can you manage it, you get out of the way for me, don't eat dinner." ”

The third child was about to cry: "Okay, I'm not as good as the second child, I'll have dinner in it." ”

Chen Jun's face turned pale, and he continued to learn from He Xiangdong and shouted: "Chen Jun, come over to me." ”

The third said: "Eh, it's your turn this time." ”

Chen Jun shouted: "Come, recite the name of the dish to me, hurry up." ”

The third child said: "It's all this set." ”

Chen Jun's face was bitter, and he said: "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail......"

"Shut up. Chen Jun shouted angrily again.

The third child said: "Yes, it still doesn't work." ”

Chen Junxue He Xiangdong scolded with a straight face: "What is this thing on your back, it's not as good as my father." ”

"Hey?" the third child was stunned.

The audience instantly burst out laughing, and the judges were also laughing, and Gao Bingsheng laughed even more, his face turned red.

Chen Jun used the typical technique of three flips and four shakes in cross talk, and it took three times to turn it up, so the effect was very good.

In addition, it is also because He Xiangdong is at the scene, so the burden of squeezing him will sound a little harder, if He Xiangdong is not there, then this burden will be much worse.

Chen Jun can be regarded as a coincidence, and the judges also understand the Tao, so they all have a smart impression of Chen Jun.

Chen Jun saw that the scene was good, and he took the initiative to turn over his burden again: "Hmph, although you are not as good as my father, you are still qualified to be my father-in-law, come, father-in-law, please take a seat." ”

"Go. The third man pushed Chen Jun away.

"Woo ......" the audience booed.

The third child was speechless: "Our master is so slippery?"

Chen Jun nodded and said loudly: "A strict master makes a high apprentice." ”

The third child said angrily: "If you don't come, you are holding back to take advantage of us." ”

Listening to Chen Jun arranging himself, He Xiangdong watched with a smile. He doesn't mind at all, what cross talk actors pay attention to is that there is no size on stage, and there are rules off stage.

So Chen Jun choreographed him on the stage, not only was he not angry, but he was quite pleased, at least this kid was smart enough.

Chen Jun waved his hand: "No, we are all brothers and brothers, and we are all family." ”

The third sneered twice: "Hehe......"

Chen Jun said: "At that time, we were all young and naughty, and when we were punished by the master, we thought about doing some pranks. Of course, I was purely helping them, and I wasn't punished after all, but my master said that he would recognize me as his father-in-law, but he gave me a lion, which made me a little unhappy. ”

The third child hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, okay, don't mention this stubble." ”

Chen Jun said viciously: "So I want to take revenge, I will go to the pharmacy and I will buy some laxatives and sleeping pills." ”

The old three was stunned: "Sleeping pills and laxatives?"

Chen Jun's eyebrows fluttered and said, "I will grind sleeping pills and laxatives into powder and mix them in the dishes for my master to eat." Then at night my master fell to sleep, slept for a night, and pulled a kang. ”

The third child was taken aback: "Huh!"

Chen Jun said excitedly: "The next day, my sister got up and yelled, 'He Xiangdong, your uncle'." ”

"Haha......"

"Woo ......"

The audience was excited and laughed, even He Xiangdong himself laughed, he was a character he had seen before, and ordinary jokes could not make him laugh, which shows how good Chen Jun said this time.

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