The owner of the sawmill was confident in his new sawmill, believing that with his hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of excavators, everything would be so easy.

The confident boss personally drove the sawmill, he loved this sawmill like a treasure, and no one wanted to touch it after buying it, even if his children and his wife wanted to touch it, it was impossible, and he resolutely refused to let it.

The boss treats the love of this new sawmill, his wife describes to everyone, it is really better than treating himself, he bathes it six times a day, and it is wiped clean like a mirror, and the boss himself only takes a bath once a week, and rubs his back at most once a year.

In fact, bathing and rubbing the back is now popular, in the previous era, there were really few people rubbing their backs, and they used to use a bathtub to take a bath, and a basin of water solved the problem, which is like how much water is used for bathing now.

Especially for female compatriots to take a bath, it is to stay in the bathhouse for a long time, most of the female comrades in the project department are like this, as long as they enter the bathhouse, want them to come out of the bathhouse, it will take one to two hours.

The male compatriots in the project department sometimes say behind their backs that these female compatriots take a slow bath, and they don't have more meat on their chests than us, why do they take so long.

In any case, there is a serious waste of people now, especially in this bath, which is simply not flattering, and I really can't imagine how some ethnic groups only take a bath three times in their lives.

In fact, we don't know, don't look at our earth's oceans occupy a large area, but our earth is seriously short of water, two-thirds of the earth's water is mostly ocean, seawater can not be drunk or used, the distribution of fresh water on the earth's surface or underground is very uneven, many places are short of water, environmental pollution to the destruction of water resources is also a cause of water shortage. Our country is a country with serious drought and water shortage, and the total amount of freshwater resources is only 2.8 trillion cubic meters, accounting for 6% of the world's water resources.

Gao Feng used this knowledge many times to tell his female compatriots to save water, such as bathing and washing clothes, as well as washing hands, etc., he tirelessly publicized it, in exchange for the female compatriots tirelessly pinching him and biting him.

"The old lady doesn't use your water, why are you such a bastard, if you have the ability, don't take a bath, don't urinate, don't wash your hands when you're done!"

The owner of the sawmill personally went into battle to operate, locked Lu Zhengshan in the saw blade ring of the sawmill, and started the tree cutting program, and the boss told the big guy that in the past, he sawed a tree that was one person thick, and it took less than half a minute to complete, and it would not take more than half a minute to cut the ice.

Indeed, as the boss said, this sawmill is powerful, after locking Lu Zhengshan, the saw blade began to work, the ice chips flew out from under the saw blade, sprayed to everyone, panicked that the big guys hid far away, afraid of spraying themselves, the ice chips shot on the human body, that is also painful.

Gao Feng kept saying hello to the boss, you have to master the heat, you must stop in moderation, you can cut the freezing, but you can't divide Director Lu into two, this is a human life.

The owner of the sawmill asked Gao Feng to put his heart in his stomach, his level of operation is not ordinarily superb, it is a three-way mastery, he will be like a martial arts master competition, he will point to the end, you just wait and see.

The owner of the sawmill said that he did not want to be a murderer, and although this director was disgusting, it would not put him to death, and others had no grievances against him.

The more the sawmill owner said that he was skilled, the more uneasy Gao Feng became, and often the braggart was the performance of the people, and the real people with great craftsmanship would behave very humble.

Gao Feng was not very worried about the craftsmanship of the sawmill owner, he deliberately looked at the time, the sawmill boss said that under normal circumstances, it would take half a minute for a tree to be sawn off by one person, so if you cut off this Lu Zhengshan, it will only take half a minute, and it may only take ten seconds to cut off the ice on his body, maybe it will take less than ten seconds.

The peak depends on the time, Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, also said to him, what time do you see, you just count, you don't know that every time we eat hot pot shabu tripe, we all count it, and you can eat a tripe to eight.

Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, is also a veritable foodie, especially fond of this hot pot and spicy hot, all these beauties still like hot pot and spicy hot, maybe because of the hot girls, they have a soft spot for this spicy.

Experience really comes from life, Gao Feng feels that what Mei Gui said makes sense, there is no need to look at the stopwatch, as long as he counts to eight, he will let the boss stop.

Gao Feng told the owner of the sawmill in advance, as long as he counted to eight, then let the boss stop immediately, and the boss also agreed to Gao Feng's request, in order to be foolproof, he stopped in eight seconds, after all, this is a living human life, you cut a circle of fat, maybe Director Lu will be grateful to you, if Director Lu is cut in half, he will be a ghost and will not let go of everyone present.

As soon as the sawmill began to work, Gao Feng began to count, and he counted until eight, and he immediately called a halt.

"Stop, boss, stop, mom, Lao Tzu asked you to stop, why are you disobedient, didn't you say that you would stop counting to eight!"

In the end, Gao Feng jumped more than three meters high, and he couldn't jump into the sawmill operation room and take down the disobedient bastard boss.

However, even though Gao Feng was angry and annoyed, and jumped more than three meters high, the sawmill owner was indifferent, and the sawmill did not stop at all.

Gao Feng picked up a piece of wood and threw it into the sawmill's operating room.

"Momby, you're a bastard, Lao Tzu told you to stop, let you stop for eight seconds, why don't you stop after sixty seconds!"

The wood smashed on the glass in the operating room, and the wood fell to the ground with a sound, but the glass was unharmed, and it seemed that the quality of the glass was not ordinary.

"Your uncle, we'll stop you at the eight bills, you've been a bastard for one hundred and twenty seconds, and you're still non-stop." ”

All the beauties also smashed the wood into the operation room, even the wife of the sawmill owner, who also scolded her husband.

"You kill a thousand knives, we let you stop, if you don't stop, we will have to kill people to pay for our lives, you go to prison, then I don't want to remarry, I'm so old, if I remarry, it will definitely be a bad old man." ”

The proprietress thought very far, she also thought about remarrying, and she also analyzed the actual situation, remarrying at her age, then she could only marry a bad old man.

It's far more than eight seconds, just as Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, said, this shabu tripe will be hot and old as long as it takes more than eight seconds, and it won't be able to bite.

"Oh, you people, do you operate the sawmill, or I operate the sawmill, do you know the performance of this machine, or I understand the performance of this machine, it won't stop if there is not enough time. ”

The sawmill owner was still very impatient, and he opened the glass window of the operator's room and yelled at the big guy, he paid some price for this action of pulling the window open, and a piece of wood was nailed over, and it almost didn't nail him there.

Everyone asked, "Bastard, how much time can I have?"

The boss was nailed to the wood and his face was covered in blood, and he told the big guy in pain.

"Guys, how do I know, when this saw blade will break, when this chain will break, it will naturally stop. ”

"I'll go, bastard, you still have to wait for the saw blade to break, you have to wait for the chain to break, this machine will stop, then Lu Zhengshan will not be cut in half, why don't you let it stop now?"

As soon as the people heard the words of the sawmill owner, they shot at him like crazy again, and anyway, there was nothing else in his yard, and there was a lot of wood, and it was a steady stream of shooting at him.

"Oh, why don't you know, if I can stop it, why don't I stop it, the point is that it can't stop now, it's a bad ball!"

The boss complained very much, every time he spoke, he would open the glass window, every time he opened the glass window, he would be nailed to the wood shot by everyone, and he was almost nailed to death in the operation room every time, and the boss regretted his action of opening the window very much.

"I'm a pig, why should I open the window so wide, I can't just open a gap. ”

"Ah, your sawmill is broken, it can't stop anymore, then it's not a finished calf, this Director Lu will have to be cut to death!"

When everyone heard this, they felt that this was the end, this sawmill was broken, it couldn't stop at all, and only when the saw blade and chain were broken, it would stop, so in this way, Lu Zhengshan would be sawed off alive.

"No, we have to rob someone, or we'll die!"

At this time, I can't think about it anymore, I have to quickly snatch Lu Zhengshan from the sawmill lock, otherwise I will have to die, Gao Feng shouted and rushed to the sawmill, he was holding an arm-thick wood in his hand, he wanted to rush over to beat Lu Zhengshan out, and everyone rushed to the sawmill in a nest of peaks, they also had the same idea as Gao Feng, wanting to beat Lu Zhengshan out.

Sometimes, it's not that there are many people with great strength, but that there are many people who are in a hurry, Gao Feng picked up the wood and hit it from the left to the right, and the beauties picked up the wood and hit it from the right to the left, and the peak screamed.

"I'll go, beauties, you're doing me a disservice, I just hit a little, and you called me back again, can you cooperate a little, you can't cooperate tacitly." ”

The beauties smiled embarrassedly: "Oh, then let's change places." ”

The two sides changed positions, Gao Feng ran to the right, and the beauties ran to the left, picked up the wood and beat it, knocked on the peak and screamed again.

"I'll go, beauties, I'm really convinced of you, I can't cooperate with the tacit understanding!"

Gao Feng complained, and the beauties were still unwilling.

"You Uncle Gao, why are you so difficult to wait, we all switched, how do you let us cooperate tacitly, you bastard, you can't cooperate with us to fight here." ”

The beauties shouted, and Gao Feng ran over honestly.

"Hehe, that's right, let me cooperate with you, so that we can cooperate tacitly. ”

Gao Feng ran to the side of the beauties, and as soon as he picked up the wood, he heard a loud click, and the sawmill's blade broke, and the chain broke off.

When the sawmill blade broke and the chain snapped, the sawmill owner clenched his fist and shouted.

"Yes, I finally succeeded, I finally waited for this moment, I really lived like a year!"

"I'll go, the sawmill is destroyed, why are you so excited, aren't you worried about going to jail, aren't you worried about your wife remarrying a bad old man?"

Everyone saw that the sawmill owner was very excited, and they were completely drunk, what kind of person was this.