I snickered secretly in my heart when I heard this, hum, do you really think that it is so easy to grasp Lao Tzu's temperament! Lao Tzu started his nerves, but he couldn't figure out what he was going to do......

The thought in my heart was unhindered, and the spirit and spirit of Sanhua became extremely concentrated and vigorous at this moment, and my hands naturally formed a fist-shaped, and I shouted loudly when I raised my qi and blood:

"Nine-tailed demon, come out!"

The cheers were thunderous, and I was so shocked that I was shocked!

The Miao people not far away looked stupid, maybe in their eyes, I was like a fledgling stunned young man, who dared to drink at a big demon!

When I saw that all the people were looking at me, my heart was full of confidence, and I shouted again:

"Don't come out again...... I'm going to smash it!"

The roar echoed at the bottom of the pit, and it took me a moment to react:

, it's going to be smashed, what are you smashing, are you smashing rocks......

But in the next moment, my roar was answered.

I saw that the giant rabbit monster that had turned into a boulder and was still suddenly burst into blue light, and an extremely beautiful cyan light enveloped its whole body!

Then, there was a very clear chirp - woo...... Minions......

At the same time as the screams started, I saw that the green blossom suddenly became smaller, and among them, a pair of bright and abnormal, emotionally slitted eyes appeared out of thin air!

These eyes are full of emotion, and those who look at them can't help but be fascinated and intoxicated!

There are long curved eyelashes on the slit-like eyes, and a blink of an eye will provoke the eyes below to be bright and transparent, and they look more and more pure and pure!

Looking at the huge crooked eyes in front of me, I couldn't connect it with the Nine-Tailed Demon.

For a moment, I even fantasized about how beautiful a person with such pure and clear eyes would be if she were a woman, but I was afraid that I would turn all beings upside down and indulge in red dust!

But fantasy is fantasy after all, and after a few blinks of those extremely beautiful eyes, I saw a little fox with fluffy hair and blue light reflecting from the cyan brilliance!

The little fox has a big nose, his eyes are crooked like a smile, and his small mouth is always pursed, like a poetic beauty on an ancient painting!

And its cyan and shiny fur looks quite slippery, with almost no variegation, but on the top of its head and forehead, there is a small piece of round white hair, which adds a bit of eye-catching and cuteness to it!

I shook my head, dispelling the cranky thoughts in my mind, wondering how it had grown smaller and smaller.

After the cyan fox jumped out, it ran in place twice more, and even like a human, it picked up the white mist on the ground with both paws and sniffed it carefully, and then it raised its ears and squinted at me!

The moment the fox eyes met me, I only felt a movement in the depths of the mud pill, as if something was hidden there and wanted to rush out, ready to move.

Not good, mental illusion!

I kept in mind the general's reminder, and looked at it with my whole body relaxed, without mentioning the evil qi at all!

I want to see if I can break free from the illusion by myself without relying on the power of the tiger!

Gather your mind, don't like or get angry, don't be angry or stupid, and don't move like a mountain......

Silently reading, I suddenly felt that something was not right:

Oh no! fuck, how do you recite the Buddhist meditation mantra......

Just when I wanted to change the Taoist pure heart and universal good mantra, suddenly the scenery in front of me changed: I saw that there was already a vast sea in front of me!

I was so remorseful that I stretched out my hand and slapped myself:

, what's going on! Why does this brain always disobey the call, always dropping the chain at critical moments, and thinking endlessly!

The hand hit his face, and a splash of water splashed and fell back to the surface of the sea.

This illusion is so real?

I was surprised and slapped myself again......

Syllable!

Painful and painful......

It's still a hairy game.,Such a real illusion.,I'm afraid I won't be able to get out even if I'm slapping myself to death!

In addition to being depressed, I suddenly thought: Since the illusion is the sea, and the water splashes are so realistic, is the sea also real? Lao Tzu has never seen the sea when he is so big, or ...... Why don't you take a drink and try it!

I couldn't help but think in my heart, so I looked left and right to see no one, and then lowered my head and opened my mouth to take a sip!

Next moment:

Ahh

Bitter!

Bitter with astringent, bitter with salty, bitter with bitter......

Somehow, this bitterness and saltiness suddenly made my heart burn, and as soon as I lifted my breath, I hit the sea!

And then, and then I was stupid!

Because I found that even the evil spirit was gone!

There was a trace of long-lost panic in my heart, how could I survive in this sea without the evil spirit?

As the saying goes:

Blessings are incomparable, but disasters are not singular......

Just when I was afraid, I saw a huge splash of water suddenly explode on the surface of the sea in the distance, and then I saw a huge thing like an arrow knife flipping and soaring!

"Whoop!!

Countless splashes of water were carried up by the huge thing and fell near me like a waterfall, smashing my head and face soaking wet.

Oh no, it's a shark!

Although I didn't have much entertainment at that time, and I didn't even have a TV set for entertainment at home, I heard from other playmates about the legend of the shark, the giant beast of the sea!

At that time, I was still young, my stepfather and stepmother were there, and sometimes when I was playing games with children, everyone would turn into all kinds of strange monsters, to see who had a big brain, and whoever said that the monster was powerful would win!

And the shark, but almost every time the game is spoken, the end!

The appearance of the shark made the fear in my heart a little bigger.

Especially in the depths of the ocean, the deep and terrifying deep blue gives me endless imagination of the ocean, not to mention the sharks in the distance......

I picked up my luck again and swung it to the surface!

Ay...... Or not!

What to do?

I tried to flutter a few times, but although I moved, I didn't know where to swim in the face of the ocean and there was no reference!

I tried to stabilize my mind and told myself not to be afraid, to be brave, just like a kindergarten kid gets an injection......

But, it didn't work.

I'm still flustered.

At this time, the shark in the distance jumped out of the water again, getting closer and closer to me!

I took a breath and held back, and a fierce man plunged into the sea, wanting to see how real the illusion under the water was!

When the water was tumbling and surging, I sank down and meditated on the turtle breath gong, but I found that the breath in my chest was dull and stagnant, and it was over—even the turtle breath gong was not working......

In desperation, I opened my eyes and looked: Mother!

Everywhere you look, it's blue!

The water near you is light blue, but the deep sea at the bottom of your feet is a deep blue, even pitch black!

This fear of the unknown, full of infinite possibilities, is like a pair of tweezers gripping my heart!

Moreover, just when I couldn't hold back and wanted to look up for breath, out of the corner of my eye, I found a giant shark lurking at the bottom of the sea!

From afar, the shark's huge body is clearer and more massive than the surface of the sea!

Its head is like a giant hammer and its tail is like scissors, and it swells like a pregnant woman's belly in black and white. The black fins on both sides stretch and shrink from time to time, and the body of the fish with great visual impact is huge and textured, especially the tender white color between the fish belly, which must be particularly delicious when boiled......

Thinking of this, I slapped myself again!

I'm going to die, I'm going to die in the belly of the fish, my brother, why are you still thinking about whether the belly of the fish is delicious......

After looking at it for a while, I couldn't hold it anymore, and I flapped my head out of the sea a few times and inhaled the air!

Fortunately, Lao Tzu's swimming skills have not been lost, otherwise he would have sunk into the sea......

"Bang !!"

At this moment, the shark was once again out of the sea, and it was less than ten meters away from me!

My heart was pounding, my hands and feet were weak, and my head was groggy and hallucinating.

For a while, it was the old man traffickers who hated each other like iron and steel, but in the blink of an eye, they turned into earnest advice, like homely trivial words haunting my heart;

After a while, a fat man and a little monk who hadn't been seen for a long time appeared!

They sandwiched me between the left and the right and walked down the street, when suddenly there was a very pleasant foreign song in my ears!

The fat man smiled at me and asked:

"Brother, this song is so good, do you know what this song means?"

The little monk lowered his head and listened as he walked, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

I listened and replied:

"This song...... It's actually nothing big to sing, it's just a short ...... in the parents."

"Listen to this sentence: Break up when you break up, why do you still take away Lao Tzu's pressure cooker, what does Lao Tzu eat at night?"

When the words landed, I saw the fat man and the little monk beside me look stunned, and then laughed wildly and reached out to wrap his hand around my shoulder, and the three of them laughed and walked away......

After a while, Ye Qianmiao's sweet smiling face appeared again!

She bowed her head and mended my robe, and said to me:

"When I was a child, my mother always liked to lie to me, and once she actually said...... Saying that kissing will make a girl pregnant......"

"Later, my puppy accidentally touched my mouth, and I was very worried, for fear that I would get pregnant!"

"I wasn't relieved until my puppy gave birth to four puppies!" At that time, I secretly swore that as long as I had a bite to eat, I would never starve them for five ......."

Finally, in the darkness, the majestic and masculine body of the tiger appeared!

Its pale golden swirl of deep pupils glanced past me and landed on a huge sacred mountain in the distance!

It spewed out two thick white gases from its nose, and said angrily:

"Boy Chen, do you dare to go with Ben Qingdao! to find out your life history with the Heavenly Evil, and by the way, also check Lao Tzu's experience and origin!"

"Fuck it, they all try their best to go there to cultivate immortals, should Lao Tzu just roll around in this world? Even if he can't cultivate immortals, Lao Tzu will turn him upside down, fuck him - Kunlun Divine Mountain! Smash him a shitty bird !!"

......

After the tiger finished speaking, he turned into a fine light and ran into the distance!

I stared at the place where it disappeared and suddenly laughed out loud:

"Brother Tiger wait for me!hahahaha...... That's right! They cultivate and dig pits...... They all want to escape from this human world! Lao Tzu wants to do the opposite, smash them off the altar and go straight to the underworld! When the time comes, you will be Yan Jun for two days, and Lao Tzu will be the Yin Tianzi for another two days, and you will clean them up well Hahahahahaha!!

After saying that, my chest was hot, and out of nowhere, an infinite force poured out, instantly tearing through the darkness in front of me, and heading straight for the glimmer of light brought by the passing of the tiger in the distance!!