Chapter 653: Although it is the shogunate clerical jade
1. "What else, I said that you can't escape, and the peach blossom disaster is also a catastrophe." ”
"There are no peach blossoms at all, how can there be a peach blossom robbery out of thin air? I have nothing more than thoughts about my uncle, uncle, do you think I have bad intentions for you?"
Li Xuan's eyesight has not yet recovered, and he is playing blind boxing with his memory, and not a single punch is misplaced, which is very powerful.
He stopped his movements at this moment, his head turned slightly to the source of the sound, he wanted to speak and stopped, hesitating, unable to resolutely answer Nangong Douling.
Nangong Cassia said: "Your uncle has already begun to suspect that you have ulterior motives. ”
"Hmph, Master, you are a false accusation, if you want to say that you have ulterior motives, he is right, you don't know, yesterday morning, he didn't say hello, he shook it in front of me, and it got bigger......"
The wooden stake in front of Li Xuxuan slammed into the wall with a "bang", knocking out a circle of cracks, and several pieces of white mud fell to the ground.
Nangong Master and Apprentice stood blankly, forgetting the movements of their hands.
Li Xuxuan hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I didn't grasp the strength, and I drove the wooden stake away." I didn't break anything, did I?"
The master and apprentice looked at each other for a few seconds.
Nangong Cassia walked under the wall and looked at the wall distressedly, "Senior brother, this is my old house, and the decoration is not cost-effective, you should pay attention." ”
Li Xuan showed a ashamed expression.
Nangong Douling spoke for him: "Don't blame Uncle Shi, his eyes are not good, so he will make mistakes." ”
Nangong Cassia snorted coldly, "It's not that his eyes are bad, it must be that you said the wrong thing to stimulate him, what did you mean by that sentence just now?
"Senior brother, let's have breakfast!" Li Xuxuan shouted.
Nangong Douling was startled beside him, "Uncle Shi, you don't have to say it so loudly if you want to eat breakfast, my ears almost shouted deaf to you." ”
The tortoiseshell put three sets of utensils on the dining table, and Nangong Douling helped Li Xuan to walk over, during which Nangong Douling felt that Li Xuan's muscles were extremely tight.
She smiled and said, "Uncle Shi, why are you so stiff? ”
Li continued to stumble and said, "Let the tortoiseshell help me." ”
"This little thing doesn't bother him, he's busy setting the breakfast. Nangong Douling wrapped his arms tighter.
Nangong Cassia rolled his eyes beside him, "No, your two cages of custard buns are almost squeezed flat on your uncle's arms." ”
"Scared?" Nangong Douling didn't understand his analogy, "How can I have a custard bun on me, and there are so many two cages?"
Nangong Cassia did not explain.
When they walked to the dining table, the master and apprentice were stunned again.
"Wow, wow, wow, wow. Nangong Douling sighed with emotion.
"What's going on?" Douchi, why did you suddenly learn to crow call?" Li Xu, a victim of temporary blindness, was puzzled.
Nangong Douling slapped him, "I'm a crow, I'm expressing my surprise, your turtle-like god has prepared a table of palace-style luxury breakfast, and my jaw is about to dislocate." ”
The tortoiseshell grinned with thick lips and a smile, and there were no teeth in his mouth, only fleshy gums, which set off his wrinkled face even more terrifyingly, and his bowl-sized eyes opened wide and terrifying.
I really admire Emperor Taizu of the Qing Dynasty, you can put such a terrifying-looking monster by your side as a pet, and if it is her, you don't want to give it away for nothing.
There are more than a dozen dishes on the table, dazzling, and like playing Go.
"What are they?" Nangong Douling couldn't see these colorful and colorful dishes.
Tortoiseshell introduced: "This is cheese crisp, steamed beef intestines, shrimp soup, and porridge, fried duck, papaya rock sugar stewed snow clams, three fresh dumplings, glutinous rice glutinous ba, crystal radish cake, abalone and phoenix feet, bamboo shoot chicken, roasted goose legs, casserole oxtail, fried lamb tripe, marinated quail, barbecued pork bun, double milk skin ......"
"Okay, okay, don't report the name of the dish anymore, I'm afraid. Nangong Douling said: "This table can feed half of the hungry people in Africa, if you make it so rich, there are three of us, how can we finish eating? You don't call it breakfast, you call it New Year." ”
"I'm used to preparing lunch for the emperor, and if I'm not careful, I'll cook more. ”
"You're not just a royal pet, you're also a royal chef?"
"In addition to juggling in the Imperial Garden, I am occasionally called to show my cooking skills. ”
Nangong Cassia sat down, "Anyway, it's all done, let's eat." But you really have the ability, going to the vegetable market to buy so many ingredients must have made the junior brother break a lot of money. ”
The tortoiseshell said, "Oh, in fact, I asked Amber to go to the vegetable market and secretly brought them back for me." ”
Nangong Douling almost squirted out the first porridge, "What we eat now is all stolen by that stupid cat?!"
Li continued: "Since it is a stolen thing, then I won't eat it." ”
"Master, listen to my explanation, these things are all defective products that the stall owners can't sell......"
"No need to explain, if you take it secretly, you will secretly return the money and go to my wallet to get the money yourself. Li Xuan's voice was calm and unangry, but Shikigami listened with trepidation.
The tortoiseshell lowered her head and said in shame, "Yes, yes." ”
The tortoiseshell scooped a dumpling with a spoon and was about to hand it to him, "Master, I'll feed you breakfast." ”
Li Xuan nodded and opened his mouth.
Nangong Douling took the opportunity to snatch the spoon from the tortoiseshell's hand and made a "shhh" gesture to him, not allowing him to expose his actions.
She personally fed the dumplings into Li Xuduan's mouth. Li Xuduan thought that it was tortoiseshell serving, and he was not particularly polite, chewing it in a big gulp, "The dumplings are well-wrapped, with thin skin and a lot of meat." ”
The tortoiseshell said, "Thank you for the compliment. ”
"Give me another one. ”
Nangong Douling pretended to be a tortoiseshell, scooped a dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth, playing like a house, having a lot of fun.
Nangong Cassia Ming's mobile phone rang, and he answered, "Hey, hello, yes, I'm Nangong Cassia Ming, oh, Lin Hailong's wife? How do you know my mobile phone number? The receipt of the operation fee? I see, I did register the number on it, is there something wrong?"
Nangong Douling held his breath, looking forward to the following, and Li Xuduan was also listening to him on the phone intently.
"Yes? Something so big, is he okay now? Well, yes, I see, okay, thank you for calling me to let me know, please take care. Nangong Cassia put down his phone with a solemn expression.
Nangong Douling was so anxious, "Master, don't pretend to be depressed, you are not Tony Leung, what did Lin Hailong's wife call to say?"
Lin Hailong had a successful operation and was out of danger, and woke up in the early hours of this morning, he took advantage of the nurse's inattention, climbed out of the bed, pushed open the window of the ward, jumped from the fifth floor, and attempted suicide. ”
Nangong Douling leaned back in his chair, "Yes...... It's me...... Drove him down this dead end. If I hadn't shown up, he wouldn't have killed himself. ”
Li Xuan comforted her: "It's that he can't think about it." ”