Chapter 686: Bi Yue's father, Bi Mouth
Bi Yue's mother's name is Rape Flower, and she is also a very enthusiastic person, welcoming everyone to the back of the grocery store, and everyone only then finds out that there is a courtyard behind the grocery store, and there are several houses in the back. Romance first β,
The proprietress of rape flowers told everyone that this is their own courtyard, it is the money earned by their husband and wife who worked hard to open a shop, and this courtyard house built is not the richest man in Tulou, but it is also a family that is more than enough than the top.
Rape flower also told sΓΉ Gao Feng not to worry about suffering after entering their own family, their family is still solid, even if Gao Feng is lazy and lazy for a lifetime, after two years, she will hand over all the shop to Gao Feng to take care of, not to mention how comfortable the life of the young couple is, and two to three more children, that is a perfect family.
Rape Flower is really a fast-talking woman, the kind of person who doesn't speak through her brain at all, and her words also provoked all the beauties to coax, including the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue also coaxed inside.
"Auntie, I regret being a girl now, if I were a boy, I would like to join my aunt's house and live a worry-free life.
Auntie, I have a request, okay, after Gao Feng joins your family, I will also join your family, and I don't have any other requirements, I just need to drink two cartons of pure milk every day, plus a box of Dove's chocolate. β
"Auntie, we also want to join your house with Gao Feng, we don't have any other requirements, we just need to drink some milk and eat some biscuits, we are very good girls, you don't have to worry about it." β
At the beginning of the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, all the beauties followed suit, and they also had to join the peak together, they didn't have any big requirements, they just had to eat and drink.
"Okay, you guys will join in, you are Feng'er's dowry, Feng'er can support you to work, then we will expand this store and open a few branches in Tulou Town, and you can all be store managers." β
There was a man standing next to everyone, and he thought everyone this
The idea is very good, and he also planned with everyone, he wants to develop and expand this grocery store, open more than a dozen branches in Tulou Town, and let these beauties become store managers.
This man is known to all the beauties, and it is the owner of the grocery store, that is Bi Yue's father, a middle-aged man in his forties, who is not good-looking.
Bi Yue's father is ugly, and her mother is average, which makes everyone even more suspicious, is Bi Yue their own child, otherwise why is there such a big difference.
This can only explain the situation in one sentence, that is, a phoenix came out of the chicken nest, and Bi Yue's parents hatched Bi Yue's phoenix.
"Bizui, you are stupid, they are all beauties, and they are all the same as that ladyboy, you get them all into the house, that is not the same as getting into a nest of fox spirits in the house, then don't you make trouble every day, you haven't watched the TV series of "Half Moon Biography", the women in the palace are intriguing every day, you want to kill me, I want to kill you, then don't tire me Feng'er and Yue'er. β
As soon as Bi Yue's father spoke, Bi Yue's mother twisted his ears and kicked him at the same time.
"Aunt Cauliflower, didn't you say that your Feng'er is a willow who can't sit still, although our beauties are fox spirits, it won't have any effect on his high water, so you can rest assured that we will follow it." β
The beauties turned on the messing mode, and they became more and more angry, Bi Yue's father echoed the beauties while confronting each other.
"Yes, the girls are right, Feng'er is sitting still in the water, his genes are just like my inheritance, I am also a sitting in the water, any beauty passes in front of me, I don't even take a look at it, then these young vixens have no effect on Feng'er. β
"Shut up, you're embarrassed to say, every time the proprietress of the rice noodle shop next door comes to the store to buy something, don't you have straight eyes, and you almost didn't fall into someone's ditch. β
As soon as Bi Yue's father took the last sentence, he was exposed by Bi Yue's mother, she also used her hands and feet at the same time, twisting and kicking, it can be imagined that Bi Yue's father's status at home is also very low, and Bi Yue's mother is also a woman who says everything at home.
If Comrade Hui Yanagishita hears this, he will have to make these people into the water like pigs.
"Auntie, we are all joking, uncle is also a person who likes to joke, why do you keep him shut up, why don't you let him speak, you are domestic violence, there are provisions in the law, domestic violence is illegal. β
Bi Yue's mother always told Bi Yue's father to shut up, and all the beauties thought she was a little rude, everyone was just joking, there was no need to talk so seriously, Bi Yue's mother said.
"Beauties, what kind of domestic violence, we usually talk like this, this boss is a very enlightened person, and she doesn't mean to suppress men, and I don't let him shut up, I just call his name, his name is Bizui, and the surname Bi Mouth's mouth is Bi Mouth. β
"Ah, uncle, why do you have such a strange name, does it have anything to do with the fact that you talked too much when you were a child, and your parents named you to shut up?"
Bi Yue's mother said that Bi Yue's father's name was Bi Zui, and everyone was also stunned, how could there be such a strange name, could it be that Bi Yue's father liked to talk non-stop since he was a child?
Bi Yue's father smiled: "Girls, you guessed half right, I like to talk non-stop since I was a child, but that's after I can speak, listen to my parents, I haven't stopped talking since I was born, I kept calling and crying, they all collapsed, and every time I shut up, so they named me Bizui, but the name didn't work, I still kept talking." β
Bi Yue's father, Comrade Bizui, laughed heavily, he also made everyone feel funny, the world is big, there are all kinds of people, some people are born to like to talk, he feels uncomfortable all over his body if he doesn't speak, such as this Comrade Bizui, his parents are also deeply disturbed, so they have to take such a name.
Bi Yue's father Bi Zui finished speaking, and Bi Yue's mother Rape Flower continued.
"Girls, I'll tell you, how annoying Bi Kou is, he talks so much bullshit, I was also broken by him, he started talking from waking up, and talked until he went to sleep, even when he was sleeping, he kept talking in his sleep, I told him to shut up every day, he just couldn't shut up.
Girls, auntie can tell you, this man doesn't have a good bird, this Bizui comrade is the same, when he chases you, he calls you baby, when he gets his hand, when he is happy, he calls you daughter-in-law, when he quarrels, he calls you crazy, when he is angry, he tells you not to be crooked, when he is tired, he will say that you are sick again, isn't it?
"Auntie, isn't it, you just screamed one peak at a time, could it be that your peak is also such a king and eight lambs!"
Bi Yue's mother is a fast talker, she doesn't know where she got these words, pointing to Comrade Bizui, the beauties refuted her, and Rape Flower laughed.
"Hehe, my Feng'er is an exception, my Feng'er won't be a king eight lambs, he is a good king eight lambs. β
The rape flower was unobtrusive, making all the beauties laugh, and they also felt that the hostess had never stopped talking, which was not inferior to Bizui, which was not a family without entering the door, what kind of people gathered together.
The beauties also feel that the life of husband and wife is an ordinary day, that is, they live a lifetime in this kind of fighting, ordinary is true, maybe this non-stop fighting is their joy and romance in life.
Bi Yue's mother rape flower is a good boiler meatballs, she is also a very generous person, she bought more than 20 catties of beef, and put down more than a dozen pots of beef balls, so that all the beauties are satisfied, they feel that the boiled beef balls that are often made have another flavor, compared to the dishes in those restaurants, it will only be more warm and happy, and everyone also eats with a round belly.
All the beauties were well fed and drunk, but only one of them was still standing in the courtyard and watching, and he kept begging.
"Auntie, this girl is wrong, okay, I won't go with the peak, you can reward me with a bowl of beef balls, you see how pitiful I am, it's like a beggar asking for food, you can enjoy a bowl, I really can't smell the smell of this cow balls, it's the taste of my hometown, maybe I'm still a fellow countryman with my aunt?"
This girl is Miss Ren Yao, after she annoyed the rape flower, the rape flower didn't let her into the yard, and she didn't give him cow balls to eat, and the girl Ren Yao was so hungry that she couldn't do it, it was really salivating.
"Cauliflower, how pitiful the girl is, you can put a bowl for her to eat, isn't it just a bowl of beef balls, maybe this girl is really from your hometown, she can't smell the smell of this hometown cow balls." β
Bi Yue's father couldn't stand it, he also persuaded Rape Flower to give Miss Ren Yao a bowl of beef balls to eat, and he also took a bowl to put it in the pot, but was smashed open by Rape Flower with a big colander, and Rape Flower scolded.
"Shemale, you just give up, don't give, just don't give, this boss lady just looks at you pleasing to the eye, your appearance is a vixen, you were born to hook men, I thought about it for a long time before I remembered, you are the same as the Da in the "Romance of the Gods", that is the biggest vixen in history, you are now her incarnation.
Bizui, you just shut up with me now, what fellow, this boss lady doesn't believe in fellow villagers more and more, don't people have such a saying, fellow sees a shot in the back, the more fellow the more fucked up.
Bizui, do you remember, the year before last there was a guy who asked for food was my fellow countryman, I took pity on him very much, made him the best beef balls, and also took the quilt used in the wedding to let him sleep at night, what was the result, he even stole the bedding for our marriage, and stole the three boxes of milk that had just entered my store, this is a good thing that the fellow did.
Shemale, my rape flower tells you, my rape flower is now proficient, and the last thing I believe is my fellow countryman, where are you going to stay cool, don't look at my peak. β
Rape Flower once again drove Ren Yao out with a broom, and the beauties clapped their hands again, thinking that this proprietress Rape Flower was the nemesis of the ladyboy.