Chapter 23: You're Not a Man

At eight o'clock in the morning, the fuel truck came to the door of the third team, ready to take the peak to the construction site to refuel.

The subcontracting team of the Tulou Town project has more machinery, so that the machinery has to drink a lot of diesel every day, which is also a relatively large amount of money, and the subcontracting team reached an agreement with the project department to supply them with oil, and then deduct it in the monthly project payment, so as to ease the financial pressure of the subcontracting team.

The front line of the Tulou Town project is relatively long, and two fuel trucks have to run every day, which is divided into two areas, east and west, and the oil boss who delivers oil is two partners, one is responsible for the east area and the other is responsible for the west area.

Today, when Gao Feng got on the gas truck and brought a 50-liter gas barrel by the way, the oil boss was a little puzzled: "Senior engineer, what are you doing with a gas barrel?"

This oil boss's name is Zhang Feng, Gao Feng looked at the oil boss Zhang Feng and smiled evilly: "Boss Zhang, there are many people here, and it is inconvenient to speak, when we get to the construction site, I will tell you again, and I also ask you to help." ”

Gao Feng also reached out and slapped the oil boss Zhang Feng's thigh twice, this oil boss is not very old, he is nearly thirty years old, he was slapped by Gao Feng, and trembled like an electric shock.

Then, Zhang Feng, the oil boss, grinned, pointed at Gao Feng and smiled weirdly: "Senior engineer, I understand, I understand, I must help with this favor!"

When the refueling truck came to the first team of the bridge, the machinery of the first team of the bridge was the most, when the refueling truck came to the first team of the bridge, Ruan Sanchun, the material clerk of the first team of the bridge, was waiting next to the machine, Ruan Sanchun was forty-eight years old, this guy was an old fritter, a ghost, holding a large-screen mobile phone all day long to watch some messy things, and the sound was turned on to the maximum, for fear that people would not know that he was looking at those miscellaneous things.

This Ruan Sanchun not only likes to watch, but also likes to speak, and he talks about it when he meets people, and he talks with relish, spitting stars and flying around, as if he is telling a wonderful speech.

As soon as the fuel truck stopped, Gao Feng and Zhang Feng just jumped out of the car, and the oil boss Zhang Feng was both the boss and the gas filler and driver, and he did all the work alone, and Ruan Sanchun was interested.

"Hehe, you two guys must have gone to a village girl again, soak in someone's firewood and haystack, you can't get out when you go in, the sun is drying the widow's buttocks, you just rushed over slowly, our machinery has been out of oil for a long time, you two are responsible for the cost of this shutdown." ”

As soon as Ruan Sanchun spoke, Zhang Feng, the oil boss, answered: "Haha, Master Ruan, you just like the village girl, why do you say we like it, I see that you not only like the village girl but also like the kind of village widow, look at the hair on your head is missing two or three hairs, it must have been lost by a village widow, with good things, you can't swallow it alone, you should also introduce one to the senior engineer and me, and let us enjoy happiness." ”

Ruan Sanchun grinned, swallowed his saliva and smiled: "Boss Zhang, you really said it, I really found a village widow, that widow looks very energetic, she has to have a chest and an ass, she definitely has an ass, it's really fascinating!"

As soon as Ruan Sanchun talked about the widow's breasts and buttocks, he couldn't control his own hara, and he looked very crazy, Gao Feng waved his hand: "Master Ruan, stop, you just talk about it all day long, and I haven't seen you introduce us to a widow, when you find the village widow, you can drool again, let's hurry up now, there are still so many machines waiting for it." ”

Oil boss Zhang Feng took out the refueling gun, climbed on the 320 Carter excavator in front of him, and was about to insert the refueling gun into the fuel tank of the excavator. ”

At the same time, Gao Feng turned his head and said to Ruan Sanchun, who was still swallowing saliva beside him: "Master Ruan, I want to rub a barrel of oil against you!"

Ruan Sanchun waved his hand and said generously: "Senior engineer, you can rest assured, don't say a barrel of oil, it is ten barrels of oil, you can also rub it, it is the village widow I used, as long as you like it, then you can rub it as you like, hehe." ”

Gao Feng scolded casually: "you, Master Ruan, you are really embarrassed to say, let me rub the widow you used, then my senior engineer is not a leftover, I am still a virgin, can't I hand over the leftover widow to you Master Ruan for the first time, how miserable it is to think about it!"

Gao Feng wanted to rub oil from Ruan Sanchun, but the oil boss Zhang Feng disagreed: "Senior engineer, you are a little out of sight, you need a barrel of oil, why do you want to rub Master Ruan's, just use mine directly." ”

Gao Feng waved his hand: "Boss Zhang, don't fight, it's hard for you to deliver oil, and it's not easy to make some money, I'm still rubbing Master Ruan's, I can't rub his village girl, I'll rub some oil." ”

Ruan Sanchun grinned and shouted: "Senior engineer, don't say that, it's because you don't want to rub it, it's because you don't want to use the rest of me, and the senior engineer, I'm a little suspicious, you don't drive the machinery, what do you want diesel for, it won't be that you soaked in a village girl, right?"

Ruan Sanchun narrowed his eyes and looked at Gao Feng evilly, Gao Feng smiled weirdly: "Master Ruan, don't ask knowingly, you just understand, besides, if you are allowed to soak in the village aunt, I will not be allowed to soak in the village aunt, not to mention that my Gao Feng is much more handsome than you Master Ruan." ”

Ruan Sanchun nodded his head and smiled: "That's, that's, senior engineer, it's more expensive than me, of course, the village girl will only look at you as a senior engineer, not me, an old man, haha." ”

Before refueling, oil boss Zhang Feng pointed to the fuel gauge of the fuel truck and said to Gao Feng: "Senior engineer, take a look, the fuel gauge is back to zero." ”

Gao Feng glanced at the fuel gauge and nodded: "Well, Boss Zhang, you can start adding it." ”

The barrel Gao Feng took was a 50-liter oil drum, which was filled with 50 liters of diesel, but when the oil drum was full, Gao Feng found that the pointer of the oil gauge had passed 50 liters, and it was almost 60 liters.

Gao Feng pointed to the oil gauge and said to the oil boss Zhang Feng: "Boss Zhang, no, why is your oil gauge running so fast, my barrel of oil can only hold fifty liters, why did your oil gauge jump to sixty liters, why is fifty liters worse than ten liters, you have a problem with this oil gauge, you have done something with this oil gauge!"

When the oil boss Zhang Feng heard this, he was very embarrassed, his face was as red as Guan Gong, he squeezed a smile and said: "Senior engineer, it shouldn't be, maybe your barrel is a little deformed, my oil gauge shouldn't be a problem, and it's impossible to do tricks, we are a regular bidder, and the oil delivery company is serious, how can we destroy our future and do tricks."

Master Ruan is here, I haven't added oil to him for a day or two, he has tried it with an oil drum before, there is no problem at all, there is no error, Master Ruan, don't you say?"

Ruan Sanchun answered: "Senior engineer, Boss Zhang is right, I also tried the oil drum, and I really didn't find any errors, you can rest assured, there will be no problem." Besides, your barrel of oil is for your good village girl, it doesn't matter if it's a little less, if it's too little, I'll take out another bucket, and you can fill another bucket and send it over. ”

Gao Feng wrenched his face, and his eyes widened: "Ruan Sanchun, you don't mention to me any village aunt and widow, my peak is not rare village girls and widows, I only rarely have errors in this oil meter, and it is more than one or two points, there is a problem here, you think that my peak is a big fool, I am fooled by you casually, you have all benefited, but I have to carry the black pot for you, your wishful thinking is very good, sue sΓΉ you, you have miscalculated, I must report this matter to the top." ”

Gao Feng came to lose his temper, the oil boss Zhang Feng and Ruan Sanchun, the material clerk of the bridge team, had an ugly face at that time, and they had already heard that Gao Feng This kid is an elm head, and doing things is a tendon, but I didn't expect this guy to really clean up on their heads, no wonder they brought an oil drum over, this kid came prepared.

"Senior engineer, let's not talk darkly, since you have found the problem, then I will admit that there is a problem with this oil meter, you must not report it, it will affect the reputation of our company." Senior engineer, do you think this is good, we have finished filling up this oil, let's find a restaurant to eat, and then talk to you about this while eating, okay?"

Oil boss Zhang Feng jumped down from the excavator, hurriedly lost his smile, and took out Chinese cigarettes from his pocket to send them, and Ruan Sanchun also quickly smiled, grinning and laughing: "Hehe, senior engineer, you can dissipate your anger, you can see it, in fact, it's all like this, we are all part-time workers, and it is not enough to support our families with a little dead salary, so we can only go a little crooked."

Just now, Boss Zhang also said, this oil will be added in the morning, and then we will go to dinner together, discuss how to give you a little, it is impossible for you to lose, everyone has money to earn together, and enjoy happiness together?"

Ruan Sanchun turned his face to Zhang Feng, the oil boss, and said: "Boss Zhang, after we finish eating, you have to make a show, you often run in the city, I heard you say it last time, a large area of East Street is that kind of business, 60 yuan for those under 20 years old, 50 yuan for those over 20 years old, you must arrange a senior engineer for us under 20 years old, let the senior engineer extinguish the fire!"

When Gao Feng heard this, he quickly shook his head and smiled: "Master Ruan, don't say that, I don't need to extinguish the fire, I don't need to be under twenty years old, and I don't need to be over twenty years old." ”

As soon as Ruan Sanchun mentioned women, Comrade Gao Feng squinted his eyes and smiled, and Zhang Feng, the oil boss, felt that there was a play: "Senior engineer, don't postpone it, I will not only arrange one for you, I will also arrange two for you at the same time, one under twenty and one over twenty years old, put out the fire well, are we all men, is this also a physiological need, unless you are a senior engineer is not a man!"

Gao Feng laughed at the time: "Haha, Boss Zhang, and Master Ruan, you are really right, I am not a man, I will not extinguish any fire today, I just want to check your oil meter." ”

After Gao Feng finished speaking, he turned and left.