Chapter 442: Fulfilling the Responsibilities of a Brother-in-law
Gao Feng was like riding a donkey, and ordered Comrade Xiong Erwei to turn around and leave here, Comrade Xiong Erwei was very well-behaved and obedient, so he immediately turned around and was about to leave with Gao Feng on his back.
"Hey, Xiong Erwei, you turtle grandson, you are really turtle grandson, Gao Feng asked you to turn around and leave here, you just turned around obediently, are you the roundworm in his Gao Feng's stomach." β
As soon as Xiong Erwei turned around, the crowd surrounded him, blocking the way for the two, and the big guy also scolded this Comrade Xiong for being Gao Feng's turtle grandson, Xiong Erwei was not angry and grinned.
"Hehe, you haven't heard that money can make ghosts grind, Brother Ben Xiong only recognizes money and doesn't recognize people, Gao Feng promised to give Brother Ben Xiong a hundred yuan, then Brother Ben Xiong has to work hard and do his job well, which is also a beginning and an end. β
"Erwei, Gao Feng only gave a hundred yuan, you are as tired as a grandson, he only gave you a hundred yuan, you are really a turtle grandson, you have done this kind of thing, you are stupid to go home."
You drop Gao Feng down, and one of us will give you a hundred yuan, and we can give you money now, as long as you put Comrade Gao Feng down. β
The big guy sneered at Xiong Erwei's stupid appearance, this is also the stupidest guy the big guy has ever seen, this kind of goods is stupid from head to toe.
The big guy proposed to give Xiong Erwei a hundred yuan each, as long as he put Comrade Gao Feng down and stopped carrying him.
Xiong Erwei was excited when he heard it: "Comrades, is your thing true, you won't fool Brother Ben Xiong, Brother Ben Xiong is very good, if you want to fool Brother Ben Xiong, see that Brother Ben Xiong doesn't bite your ass like Wang Ba." β
Everyone knows that Xiong Erwei is a stubborn guy who does everything, he wants to bite everyone's buttocks, this is not for fun, it is really biting the buttocks.
The big guy replied: "Xiong Erwei, of course this is true, we also know that you are very good, and we can't fool you, just at your more serious strength to bite your ass like Wang Ba, then we can't fool you, ours is true, as long as you put Comrade Gao Feng down, we will immediately give you a hundred yuan, don't you have money to make the ghost grind, we will also let you grind once." β
Not only did the big guy do this, but he also took out ββββββββ from his pocket, m.. coβmstyle_tt; I held 100 yuan in my hand and held it high for Comrade Xiong Erwei to see.
Xiong Erwei replied: "Comrades, what is most lacking now is integrity, everyone is honest every day, but in fact, everyone is turning their backs on integrity, all in front of one set and one behind the other."
Although you have the money in your hands, Brother Ben Xiong still can't believe your words, who knows if you will play Brother Ben Xiong, when Brother Ben Xiong put Brother Gao down, you put the money back in your pocket.
Comrades, do you think Brother Ben Xiong doesn't know, it's like playing with a monkey, you want to play Brother Ben Xiong as a monkey, holding a few peanuts in your hands to tease the monkey, and when the monkey is done, you throw the peanuts into your mouth again.
Comrades, if you are honest, then Brother Ben Xiong thinks that it should be like this, let's pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, you give all the money to Brother Ben Xiong, and Brother Ben Xiong will put Brother Gao down?"
Who Xiong Erwei is stupid than one, he didn't see stupidity at all in his words, but he was a ghost, and he also proposed to pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other.
Comrade Gao Feng, who was riding on his neck, was unwilling: "Hey, Brother Xiong, are you and I still brothers, how can you treat this brother as a commodity, and you still pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, I am your brother." β
Comrade Xiong Erwei smiled: "Hehe, Brother Gao, sometimes, brotherhood is a piece of paper, especially in the face of so much money, it will be even more vulnerable, don't go to your heart, you will be aggrieved for the time being." β
"Okay, Xiong Erwei, then let's pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, we will give you the money now, and you will put the peak down after you finish collecting the money." β
No matter how reluctant Gao Feng was, it was useless, everyone reached an agreement with Comrade Xiong Erwei, agreeing to pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, and everyone gave the money to Comrade Xiong Erwei.
When Comrade Xiong Erwei collected all the money, he found that it was not a number, but more than 50,000 yuan, and he held a thick stack in his hand, which was thicker than three boxes of playing cards.
Xiong Erwei was happy, his mouth was like a water scoop, and he said happily while spitting saliva money.
"Comrades, don't worry, Brother Ben Xiong has never had so many banknotes at one time, it turns out that so many people are willing to squeeze their heads into the bank, it turns out that the feeling of this money is amazing, there is really a comfortable feeling of chopsticks, it is really cool and crooked." β
Xiong Erwei spit out a lot of saliva, and the money of other people made a little saliva, it was for the money to slippery, he was so good that he vomited a lump of thick phlegm and was so disgusting that he couldn't do it, and the money was pasted like shit, and the big guy was a little disgusted when he saw the money.
Comrade Xiong Erwei spent half a day's effort, and also consumed dozens of lumps of thick phlegm, which seemed to have lung disease, and the amount of thick phlegm was inexhaustible.
The big guys all frowned and looked at Xiong Erwei money, this product not only made the money full of thick phlegm, but also pasted the thick phlegm on his face and head, it was really disgusting to knock on the door and disgusted home.
"Hey, Comrade Erwei, are you okay, we have a count, you can also pass, pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, you can't regret it, we have already paid, you should unload the goods." β
The big guy was impatient and quarreled, Xiong Erwei replied with the money.
"Comrades, why do you want to be trustworthy, Brother Ben Xiong has already got the money, why does Brother Ben Xiong want to deliver the goods, Brother Gao's goal has been achieved, so why should I hand over the goods to you." β
Xiong Erwei took the money and said this, but it was a thunderbolt in the crowd, and the big guys were stunned, and suddenly they understood what was coming.
"My grandmother, this is another bureau, and it's a bureau set up by a tall fool, we were fooled again, that's not good, Xiong Erwei, you return the money to all of us, otherwise we will tear you apart as a frog." β
Don't be angry, even Xiong Erwei's brother-in-law project production manager Ma Ming is furious, this is not light, and he was deceived by Gao Feng and Xiong Erwei unconsciously.
Xiong Erwei's appearance is still multi-faceted, and when he stands, he looks like a humble bear, such as Comrade Xiong Erwei in the cartoon "Bear Infested", he always looks like a fool.
If Xiong Erwei raised his hands and bent his knees slightly to do diving, then he was like a skinny frog, and those two thin feet were the legs of a field chicken.
Therefore, Xiong Erwei's brother-in-law Ma Ming was so angry that he scolded him for being a frog and wanted to tear him apart like a frog.
In fact, everyone is multifaceted, and everyone looks at it from different angles and hooks up with a certain animal, such as walking with their hands raised and bent on their knees, and beating their chest at the same time, which is a gorilla.
Man, that's a higher animal, maybe a combination of other animals.
The brother-in-law wants to tear his brother-in-law apart like a frog, how can this brother-in-law be happy, he pouted and howled at Ma Ming.
"Ma Ming, are you still worthy of being a brother-in-law, have you fulfilled your responsibilities as a brother-in-law, people can't publicize the ugliness of the family, even if your brother-in-law is like a skinny frog, then you can't spray blindly in front of everyone, you belittle your brother-in-law as a frog like this, that doesn't prove that your wife is a female frog." β
Comrade Xiong Erwei's two frogs glared, and scolded Ma Ming with his head and face, and scolded Ma Ming speechlessly, but he just stared at him and got angry, it was really unreasonable for his brother-in-law to meet his brother-in-law.
After Xiong Erwei scolded his brother-in-law, he faced everyone again, this product is converted quickly, the bear face has become much faster than the face change in Sichuan opera, and the laughter and scolding are just for a while.
"Hehe, comrades, and leaders, you think you have been fooled, if you want to return the money, it is not impossible, Brother Ben Xiong is also willing to return it to you, you can take it back, as long as you are willing to accept it." β
Comrade Xiong Erwei smiled and handed the money to the big guy, and when the big guy saw the money, he immediately covered his mouth with his hands and vomited, and his stomach and intestines turned over like a river and a sea, because the goods spit out thick phlegm on top of these money, and the thick phlegm was even more disgusting than the vomit of a person who had suffered from tuberculosis for ten years, but it turned the big guy's stomach upside down.
"Hehe, how about it, Brother Ben Xiong will give it back to you, you don't want it, don't blame Brother Ben Xiong. β
Xiong Erwei was very proud of his masterpiece, and none of the big guys dared to get the money back.
"Boy, we were deceived by the leader of the Miao team, we are all earning hard money, although the wages of migrant workers are now a lot higher, and they can earn more than 200 yuan a day, but you have to know that this is all hard-earned money, and it is done day and night, all over the body and dust, and the night is not well rested, and the hard work is not something you can experience.
Team Leader Miao cheated us of the money, although it was only a few thousand yuan, it was also our salary for more than a month, and it was also our hard-earned money.
Young man, you don't know, our family relies on us to make money, we are really ten old parents, and we have grandchildren to raise.
Man, we're not young, we're all fifty or sixty years old, and we have to do heavy work in the wind and rain every day, all to earn money to support our families.
Originally, one money was broken when two money, and it was so pitiful to hear that the leader of the Miao team was so pitiful, we lent him money out of sympathy, and we planned not to pay him back.
But I didn't expect that this Miao team leader is a big liar, he even fooled us kind migrant workers, where did this conscience go.
Boy, can't you be like the leader of the seedling and fool us of our money again, so that you don't feel a troubled conscience?"
At this time, those comrades of peasant workers could no longer hold back their feelings, and they said to Comrade Gao Feng with a heavy heart.
Gao Feng looked at this group of migrant workers, he felt very uncomfortable, these migrant workers are all fifty-six years old, dressed very plainly, their foreheads are all marked by the years, their faces are vicissitudes, and their hands are thick calluses.
Nowadays, the hardest thing is this group of people in their fifties and sixties, and the migrant workers have also reached the time when they are not able to do hard work, and young people are not willing to do hard work, and this group of people has become the main force of migrant workers who do coolies, which is also a worrying problem in society.