The head of the Tulou Town Government can really pinch the time, and the time is more accurate than the time of the news broadcast, saying that five minutes is five minutes, and half a second will not be exceeded, nor will it be less than half a second. ↗ Top Novel,

There are a lot of heads and brains in Tulou Town, and the team of one or twenty people all appeared in front of everyone in formal clothes, all with fat heads, big ears, and protruding chests, and the belly was no less than that of a woman who was six or seven months pregnant, holding the abdomen with both hands, standing in front of the big guy like an expressionless Bodhisattva.

Looking at the huge team formation in front of him, it is estimated that the officials of Tulou Town have all been dispatched, and the town government only leaves an uncle who guards the door.

"Senior engineer, it's better for the boss to have face, I made a phone call, and they all went out, and even the typists of the town government came out. ”

The head of Tulou Town came to a big bunch, and the proprietress of the gas station was very proud of the small amount of oil, and her eyebrows flew in front of the peak, and she was as happy as her first love.

"Hey, Mayor Zhu, I called, you didn't hear my voice on the phone, this boss lady is here, can you come over for a while?"

The boss lady poked her head out of the car window and shook her mobile phone to the huge team of town leaders, and her expression was also very excited, and her whole body was shaking, like a crucian carp with a beard, and her head and tail were swinging together.

However, the little proprietress swayed her head and tail for five minutes, and no one in the huge team of town government officials paid attention to her, as if they didn't see her at all.

In fact, they all saw her, but they just treated her as air, and some people deliberately frowned and twisted their faces, as if they saw a cheating woman, and it was too late for him to hide.

"Hey, Mayor Zhu, why are you turning your head around, I have little oil here, and your eyes are not short-sighted, don't you see me, did you deliberately twist your face over, why are you doing this, although I have a very close relationship with you, but it is not a one-legged relationship, it is a two-legged relationship, why are you so blind to me!"

The man deliberately turned his face away, and the little oily proprietress was not upset, so she opened fire on the man without hesitation.

"Hey, the amount of oil is small, what are you talking nonsense, why did I deliberately turn my face around, I had a cold yesterday, and I had a lot of snot, I'm pulling my nose, what is the matter with you, you come and talk to Mayor Bai." ”

The amount of oil was small, and he said that the relationship with the surname Zhu was very close, not with one leg, but with two legs, and the one surnamed Zhu could no longer ignore it, he turned his head around as soon as possible, and deliberately made a snot movement.

Originally, this person didn't have a cold, but he also thought that this snot was a fake action, and he didn't pay too much attention to this action, also to cover up the embarrassing scene of being scolded by the amount of oil just now.

He turned out to be self-defeating, he did not expect that he had not pulled his nose much for months, and that the snot was as much as a few months' salary in the bank, and he pulled it harder, and at once he pulled out a large strip, which was fourteen centimeters long.

And what made this person even more embarrassed was that he threw the snot that was more than ten centimeters long on the collar of Mayor Bai who was standing on his left at once, and put one end on the right cheek of Mayor Bai.

"Lao Zhu, your whip is so long, if it grows a little longer, it will hit Lao Tzu's mouth, you have been saying that the whip is beyond the reach of the whip these days, are you still out of the whip length?"

The ten-centimeter long nose surnamed Zhu was thrown on Mayor Bai's face, this Mayor Bai was very personable, and he still spoke slowly and methodically.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, Mayor Bai, Ben Zhu didn't expect the whip to be so long, this is completely unexpected, completely unexpected. ”

When the surnamed Zhu saw his snot on Mayor Bai's cheek, he immediately became very embarrassed, and quickly reached out to take down the snot that was more than ten centimeters long.

No matter how many months or a few years it lasts, it is always snot, and the surname Zhu took it down as soon as possible, and it also left an obvious smudge on the collar and cheek of Mayor Bai's formal suit.

"Mayor Bai, I'm really sorry to stain your old face, otherwise, Ben Zhu spit two mouthfuls of saliva and wiped it clean!"

Before the person surnamed Zhu apologized, he spit a mouthful of saliva on Mayor Bai's cheek, and then rubbed it with his fat hand, but the more he rubbed it, the dirtier it became.

"Old Zhu, don't bother you, your Zhu hands are dirtier than my face, and I don't know what you're picking all day long, it can't be related to this woman." ”

Of course, Mayor Bai was not happy, but he was just steady, still smiling and smiling, as steady as the stone of Mount Tai.

"Hehe, where did Mayor Bai go, Ben Zhu's hands are clean, she doesn't pick anything, she has nothing to do with this woman, she is so old-fashioned, she is a yarn in Ben Zhu's eyes." ”

Mayor Bai said this with a bullet in his words, saying that the surname Zhu didn't pick good things with his hands all day long, and also said that he had something to do with this small oil proprietress, and the person surnamed Zhu tried his best to refute, and Mayor Bai gave the surname Zhu a blank look.

"Hmph, everyone announced in front of everyone, she doesn't have a relationship with you, it's a relationship between two legs, of course this is not the relationship between the wool, is the wool thicker than the legs?"

"Hey, this eldest sister, you just called, you are the first person to call the mayor's hotline, our Tulou Town Government attaches great importance to the problem of the first call to the mayor's hotline, this is also the first hotline since the opening of the Tulou Town mayor's hotline for a year, this is also a breakthrough of zero, in order to thank you for reaching the breakthrough of the mayor's hotline zero, then please come here to speak." ”

Mayor Bai was speechless with his words, and he wanted to refute but couldn't find the words for a while, that was really a dumb person who ate Coptis chinensis and said that he was suffering.

Mayor Bai didn't give him a chance to refute, he waved to the little proprietress with oil in the car window, and asked her to talk in front of him, and said that she was the first phone to enter the mayor of Tulou Town's hotline, which was also a breakthrough since the mayor's hotline was opened.

"Hey, you have eyes on your ass, what do you think of people, you are an old man in front of this boss lady at that age, do you always feel that you are still twenty years old, you still call this boss lady the eldest sister, you should call the boss lady the little big sister. ”

This proprietress with a small amount of oil is very funny, and let the mayor surnamed Bai call her little eldest sister, this little eldest sister and eldest sister are only a small word, is there a lot of difference in age?

In fact, the small amount of oil of the proprietress is similar to the age of the mayor surnamed Bai, which is comparable, but the small amount of oil proprietress looks a few years older than the mayor of the white town.

However, the mayor of the town is personable, and when the small oil proprietress said this, he was not angry at all, but still had a smile on his face.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I should call you little sister, after all, are you a woman, women are vain, just like you, people who are fast running six, then I wish five or six-year-old children would call you little sister.

This little big sister, we don't have much time, we are very busy, I just told you, the town leader is not good, there are more things to worry about, just like the mayor hotline you call now, you must also be a tricky thing.

Little sister, I hope you understand the difficulties of our town leaders, save office time for our town leaders, you can come to me to talk about the problem, we can give you a decision on the spot, we will help you solve it on the spot, which is also related to people's livelihood. ”

This mayor of Bai Town also has a three-inch tongue, and what he said is also high-sounding and beautiful, as if people can't find fault.

However, the proprietress didn't listen to the small amount of oil, she only heard that the woman had vanity, and only heard that she was about to run six, she was furious at the time, and pointed her mobile phone at the nose of the white mayor and scolded.

"Busy with your mother's size, busy with your little three, your town leaders are busy with a bird, you have a bird thing, during the five days of work, a few of you are serious in the town government, are you all busy with your lover, are you all busy opening a house, this boss lady also knows that there are some town leaders in the hotel to open a room, a year 365 days out of 300 days in the opening of the room, will not be your surname white." ”

This mayor of Bai Town has committed a big taboo, that is, to say that women are old in front of women, that women have vanity, even if women have vanity, even if women are thirty years old, but they look like sixty years old, you have to take into account women's vanity, you should say that she is younger, saying that she is less than twenty years old.

The small oil proprietress is also an ordinary woman, she is also a person with vanity, she loves that face even more, she is older than her actual age, and she really looks like she is almost sixty years old, but she still likes others to praise her for being only in her thirties.

Mayor Bai was scolded by the small proprietress of the oil, so naturally he asked for it, which is also called moving bricks and hitting his own feet.

However, this Mayor Bai is a very cool-headed character, he was scolded by the proprietress in front of so many people, he is still calm and not in a hurry, and he still speaks in a hurry.

"Little sister, don't be excited, people say that there is an investigation before there is a speech, and if you talk like this, you don't have a pre-investigation, you are exaggerating.

Little sister, in order to repay my innocence, I have to correct what you said, you said that I have opened the house for more than 300 days in 365 days a year, which is very lacking in sufficient investigation, I can sue you, I have a year to open the house for 250 days, to ensure that this whole number, 250 days a day is no more than a day and no less, this is my principle.

Little sister, it's not easy to speak, you can't talk nonsense, let alone exaggerate the facts, that is untenable, then you will be slanderous.

Little sister, today I, Mayor Bai, are here to solve the problem of the first hotline, not to discuss the issue of facts speak louder than the whip, and we will discuss it privately when we have time.

Little sister, please come to me to talk about things, I have the patience to invite you to talk in front of Lao Tzu again and again, if you don't give face, then I will shake my ass and leave!"

"Boss, Mayor Bai has invited you several times, you better hurry up and talk in front of him!"

Mayor Bai is still quite personable, and he has indeed asked the proprietress to talk about the amount of oil again and again, and this can't even be seen by the peak.

"Well, senior engineer, whether he is Mayor Bai or Mayor Black, this boss lady doesn't listen to him, this boss lady just listens to you, if you let me go, I'll go to him.

Senior engineer, this boss lady is gone, that doesn't mean it's gone, the boss lady reiterates again, I will definitely be responsible for you!"

"Fuck off, bear your mother's head!"

Before the proprietress could finish her words, Gao Feng raised her foot through gritted teeth and kicked her ass.