1443 The down-and-out nobleman
However, when I saw the visitor, I was stunned.
Because it was not Xiao Yong who came in, but Monkey, Huang Jie and Zheng Wu. But I was quickly relieved, it seems that they are also here to celebrate Xiao Yong's birthday - this Xiao Yong's origin is so big, it actually attracted everyone to celebrate his birthday together!
"Cake bought?" asked the monkey.
"Bought it. I pointed to the cake on the table, "When will Xiao Yong come back?"
"I don't know. ”
The monkey walked over to the table. Pick up a plastic knife and cut the cake. "Hey!" I shouted, what the hell, Xiao Yong hasn't come back yet, why did the monkey cut the cake? However, the monkey ignored me at all, cut off a piece and ate it, Huang Jie and Zheng Wu also immediately pounced, each cut a piece of cake and ate it.
"You ......"
It dawned on me that I had been tricked by them again. "So...... Today is not Xiao Yong's birthday at all, and Xiao Yong is not an important person to us, but you want to eat cake, so you came up with this reason to deceive me?"
"That's right. The monkey was right: "If you don't say that, will you buy a cake?"
I feel like I'm a dog in my heart.
"I was deceived by you from Dongcheng to the capital, why am I so easy to deceive?" I couldn't laugh or cry, so I had to go over and cut a piece of cake. Gulping down. Forget it, it's not the first time anyway, it's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it.
was eating happily, the dormitory door was pushed open again, this time it was Xiao Yong back.
Xiao Yong stood at the door, looking at us in a daze.
"Come on, eat cake. I said helplessly.
Xiao Yong walked over and looked at the cake on the table. Looking at a few of us again, his expression suddenly became excited: "Zuo Fei, is it the cake you bought?"
"That's right. ”
"How do you know it's my birthday today?!Did you see my ID card left in bed?"
"???" was written on my face with a capital bewilderment.
"Thank you so much!" Xiao Yong hugged me, "I've never met such a humane roommate as you, I think I'm going to fall in love with you!"
"???" my face was still bewildered with a capital letter.
Xiao Yong let me go, and his eyes were already slightly red. Hold my hand and say, "Zuo Fei, really." Thank you so much, it's been a long time since I've had a birthday, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it......"
I looked at the monkeys suspiciously, and the monkeys were confused with a capital on their faces, and it seemed that they didn't expect the development of this state of affairs - wait, let me go through it again, and the monkey called me and said that today was Xiao Yong's birthday, and asked me to buy Xiao Yong a birthday cake, because Xiao Yong was very useful to us.
But in fact, it was only the monkeys who wanted to eat the cake themselves, so they came up with this reason to deceive me. As a result, when we were eating cake, Xiao Yong came back, and he was very excited, because today was really his birthday!
This thing has reached the point where I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River, so I had to push the boat down the river and get off the donkey: "Ah, it's okay, we are roommates, this is what should be done, come on, come on, blow out the candles, and make a wish." ”
The cake was only half left, but it didn't matter, the words "Happy Birthday to Xiao Yong" were still there, and I re-lit the candle and put a birthday hat on Xiao Yong. Xiao Yong closed his eyes, folded his hands, and said reverently: "I hope my father can be reinstated......"
It seems that he is still a down-and-out nobleman.
However, this is not big news in Haicai, and so many officials come to power and fall every day. But what the hell are you saying what you want, no one has ever taught you that it doesn't work?!
Of course, no one blamed Xiao Yong for this. After Xiao Yong blew out the candles, we applauded and sang him a happy birthday song. Xiao Yong was moved, he was really moved, and several tears spilled out.
"I've never had friends in Haicai...... Xiao Yong wiped his tears and said, "Really, I'm so happy today, I think my life is worth it!"
Xiao Yong turned around and ran out of the toilet.
I looked back at the monkeys, who immediately raised their hands and said, "I swear, this is really a beautiful misunderstanding, I didn't know that today was really Xiao Yong's birthday......"
After a while, Xiao Yong came back with a whole case of Yanjing beer. Bang Bang ...... Xiao Yong opened five cans in one breath and said brothers, let's have a drink and don't go home!
There was wine to drink, and everyone naturally had no meaning, so they all picked up the wine and drank it together. It was only at this time that I introduced a few of us to Xiao Yong, saying who this is and who that is. For each introduction, Xiao Yong gave him a big hug and said thank you, brother!
It can be seen that Xiao Yong was really moved.
Well, even if it's a misunderstanding, let it continue, who wouldn't want to bring happiness to others?
Everyone chatted over the cake, drinking and chatting, only to find out that Xiao Yong is also a very nice person, and he does have a sense of nobility between his gestures, at least he is not a child who can come out of a civilian family. When he drank to the end, Xiao Yong also took out his mobile phone and discharged a bunch of photos of girls for us to choose, saying that he wanted to introduce a girlfriend to us. Of course we said no, we all have objects, Xiao Yong felt very pity: "Men shouldn't be tied up by a girl." ”
was drinking happily and chatting happily, when the door of the dormitory was suddenly kicked open, and four or five aggressive students came in, the same ones who beat Xiao Yong this morning. They swaggered in, and at first glance it was not a good stubble, Huang Jie's temper was the worst, and he scolded directly: "Before I get angry, get out of here!"
The other party shouted "oops", and said Where the hell did Xiao Qisan come from, he dared to stand on Xiao Yong's side, is he tired of being crooked? Fuck, believe it or not, Lao Tzu even beat you together? Several of us looked at each other coldly, and clenched our fists at the same time.
Without waiting for them to make a move, Xiao Yong immediately said, "You wait." ”
And the people stood still and said, "What?
Xiao Yong said: "Today is my birthday, and my friends are here, can you take a day?"
The other party said: "Hehe, you also have friends? We beat you 365 days a year, and we don't stop a day, so why forget it today? We not only want to beat you today, but also your friends!"
Several of us looked at each other, it turned out that Xiao Yong offended Li Qiufeng, no wonder he told me in the morning that Haicai was more troublesome than me. Xiao Yong was silent for a moment and said, "You guys talk to Li Qiufeng, it's really not appropriate today." For the sake of my birthday, can I come back tomorrow?"
The other party said: "Fuck you, what are you, and you are qualified to call our brother Feng's name directly?"
"Okay, hit me, can you stop doing it to my friends?"
"Not good!"
No matter how Xiao Yong pleaded, the other party still didn't give up, and still rushed up. Since we celebrated Xiao Yong's birthday and drank the beer he bought, we naturally couldn't sit idly by, and when we were about to rush up, Xiao Yong seemed to see our thoughts and said to us: "Brothers, thank you, but you are not suitable to meddle in this matter, let me solve it myself." ”
After speaking, Xiao Yong rushed forward, first punched a straight fist, first beat the guy who rushed to the front and flew out, and left kicked and split, his skills were quite sharp, and within a few minutes, he knocked down all the people, and we didn't need to interfere.
Then, Xiao Yong threw these people out one by one, and these people got up one after another, and scolded Xiao Yong, saying that he had eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall, and even dared to beat them. But they scolded and scolded, and none of them dared to rush up.
Xiao Yong stood at the door of the dormitory and said, "I'm sorry, I just want to have a good birthday, and tomorrow I will personally go to Li Qiufeng to make amends." ”
"You're done, you're done. ”
The other party scolded, but still walked away.
Xiao Yong closed the door, walked back and said, "Don't ask anything, don't say anything, keep me a little dignity, please." ”
We were all silent.
"Hehe, if you let us ask, we won't ask. Come, come, drink, drink!" the monkey lifted the can, and so did we. Xiao Yong smiled, and after clinking glasses with us, he drained an entire can of beer in one go.
We also drained a whole can.
We didn't ask anything, just kept drinking. Later, when the wine was not enough, Xiao Yong went below to buy a box, and everyone continued to drink. Xiao Yong's amount of alcohol is quite good, but it is still not as good as us, Xiao Yong was drunk, holding the can, and said staggeringly: "Thank you for being my friend...... However, it is enough to do it overnight, and starting tomorrow, we will still act as if no one knows anyone. ”
"Are you afraid that Li Qiufeng will get us in trouble?" the monkey asked.
"You can't afford to mess with him. Xiao Yong said.
"Who said that?" the monkey sneered.
Xiao Yong also smiled: "I read the post on the Internet, and I know that you also have a good background, Zuo Fei's father is the deputy director of the Longcheng Public Security Bureau, right? The monkey is from a big family in Longcheng, right...... Hehe, in fact, this is not a great resume, and there are many people with a lot of backgrounds...... But please believe me, you can't fight Li Qiufeng, so don't fall into this troubled water. ”
Xiao Yong stood up, his body staggered, with tears on his face, but he was smiling: "If my father is still in power, maybe he can fight with Li Qiufeng...... Now...... Hey, hey, hey, I know you're all interesting, but I'm sure I'll take care of it. ”
After saying this, Xiao Yong fell down, completely drunk.
A few of us looked at each other, you look at me, I look at you, neither of us spoke, but everyone had a clear heart, and at the same time made the same decision in their hearts......