"Isn't that a cannon?" He Xiangdong shouted while still there. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Xue Guo hurriedly said, "No, no." ”

He Xiangdong pointed down: "That person looks so bad, isn't he a gunner?"

Xue Guo shouted: "Don't talk nonsense. ”

"Hahaha......" This laugh came from Wang Zichen, Brother Yang's burly appearance really doesn't look like a good person.

Brother Yang also smiled bitterly and said, "Why is this person still making fun of me." ”

Wang Zichen looked at the stage and praised him: "This person is quite open." ”

On the stage, Xue Guo finally stopped He Xiangdong, and he wiped the sweat on his head: "Don't talk nonsense, okay, your sentence directly offended people." ”

He Xiangdong also said: "Who told him to scare me with a cannon." ”

Xue Guo said angrily: "What cannon, that's a camera." ”

He Xiangdong was surprised and said: "Elephant shooters, elephant shooters? ”

"Hi. Xue Guo clapped his hands and shook his head.

The few times this burden was shaken, it all rang, and the audience was not familiar with He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, and there was no applause for the two of them.

The so-called cross talk is to make friends with the audience, this first step is to make people interested in you and willing to listen to you, if the audience ignores you, then your cross talk will be finished.

After throwing off the burden of welcoming the door, He Xiangdong was about to start talking here, he looked at the audience and smiled embarrassedly, and said, "There was a misunderstanding just now, which made everyone laugh." ”

Xue Guo also held it and said, "If the misunderstanding is clear, it will be fine." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, if there is something wrong, please do more self-criticism." ”

"What is this called? ”

He Xiangdong smiled: "Make a little joke with you, cross talk is not funny, it is not funny." ”

Xue Guo also said: "That's right. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Come to the stage, first make a self-introduction, why do you want to make an introduction, the main thing is that you don't know us either, after we tell you the name." If we don't speak well in this cross talk, you will know who to scold when you go out. ”

Xue Guo praised: "That's a polite word. ”

The audience also burst into applause, and He Xiangdong's words were really beautiful.

He Xiangdong saw the audience's reaction, and he also smiled happily: "Actually, I don't have a name as an actor, mainly to introduce the one next to me." ”

"You wait, you will let the audience scold me alone?" Xue Guo's eyes widened.

This burden is thrown out and rings, this is not a particularly easy to sound baggage, but it must be teased and praised well, the size of the knots are in place, it is easy to sound, this kind of burden is the most effective.

Brother Yang, who was in charge of photography in the audience, also smiled, and said: "The cross talk that these two people said is very interesting, and they have fun with each other." ”

Wang Zichen looked at the stage and nodded, and said, "Brother Yang, this is all recorded, if the show is good enough, we can also cut a few burdens and put them in at that time." ”

Brother Yang agreed: "Don't worry, there is me." ”

He Xiangdong continued on stage: "Introducing you, the main reason is that you have big wrists, and I am just an unknown junior. ”

Xue Guo was a little flattered and said, "Ouch, so polite." ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, who else doesn't know you, our famous young cross talk actor." “

Xue Guo hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." ”

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "Our friends in Hebei may not know my partner, but if you say that in Beijing, it doesn't matter what you do, no matter how old you are, if you don't know him, you haven't eaten pork." ”

"What is this called? ”

……

The cross talk between the two goes on like this, "Learning to Sell" is an old joke, learning the voice of selling from all walks of life, the requirements for the actor's voice skills are very high, and there are many people who can learn to sell, but there are very few who can really learn to learn the taste. And there are even fewer that can amaze the audience with a single voice.

Wang Zichen's eyes rippled when he heard it, He Xiangdong's voice was too amazing, especially the sentence about learning to buy vegetables.

Coriander, spicy green peppers, green onions, tender celery, lentils, eggplant, cucumbers, winter melons, sea eggplants, turnips, carrots, flat radish, toon sprouts, garlic, leek.

Just when this sound came out, Wang Zichen decided that he must cut this little sentence in, it was too shocking. After watching most of the party, it was the first time he was so shocked, and even the eyes that looked at He Xiangdong were full of appreciation.

Looking at it like this, He Xiangdong's last trip to TV should not be a big problem, it seems that he still speaks with strength these days, and he has a chance if he doesn't run.

Next, it depends on whether the interview can be on, just by the two minutes when the show shows your face, the audience doesn't know what your name is, but the post-production of the interview will type out the name, which is worth it.

After a cross talk, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo bowed deeply to the audience and left.

As soon as he came out of the door, the No. 2 camera was waiting there, the photographer carried the camera on his shoulder to He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, and the reporter took the microphone to meet them.

The question is still the same opening: "Are you still satisfied with today's cross talk?"

He Xiangdong looked at the camera and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's just quite tired." ”

The reporter asked: "The cross talk you just said is called ......?"

He Xiangdong replied: "Learn to sell, a traditional cross talk." ”

Basically, He Xiangdong was answering the reporter, Xue Guo just smiled slightly, standing next to him, this person is very honest, and he will not rush to speak out of the limelight.

The reporter asked again: "The few shouts you learned just now shocked us, your voice is really good, can you give us another time?"

He Xiangdong smiled and said: "This is the basic skill of a cross talk actor, not only I can come, but Xue Guo can also come, he came well, he sold vegetables when he was a child." ”

Xue Guo also smiled: "Don't talk nonsense. ”

Shen Yueqi watched from the side and gestured to the reporter with her eyes. When interviewing cross talk actors, most of them are interviewing teasers, and the casual questions of the jokers are over.

After all, there will be more comic performances on stage, and there will naturally be more interviews and attention, so there are many comic people who become famous, and there are almost no comics.

When encountering a conscientious comic actor, he will mention his praise more during interviews or various activities, so that people can expose themselves more and show their faces. Funny actors who have no conscience don't care at all, and they will even snatch the opportunity to be funny actors.

But fortunately, He Xiangdong has a good conscience. (To be continued.) )