Chapter 43 Plan A & B
After Feng Yao agreed to Liu Juncheng's request, she picked up a whiteboard marker and listened carefully to Liu Juncheng's description of Ji Chen from head to toe on a glass plate.
Not to mention that Liu Juncheng is very good at women, of course there is a reason for this, listening to Liu Juncheng even Ji Chen knows how many glasses of water a day, what he likes to eat, and what he hates to eat, Feng Yao opened his mouth wide.
None of this is necessarily possible for a man to be his girlfriend, but this man gets to know one woman after another day after day, and practice makes perfect, these women are as visible to him as a doctor looking at an MRI film.
Feng Yao took enough notes this time, so she made a series of plans for Ji Chen's weaknesses......
"Tomato Tomato, I'm an egg!" I saw Feng Yao holding a walkie-talkie, wearing a scarf and sunglasses...... sneakily away from Ji Chen, commanding everything.
She won't get close to Ji Chen, this woman is like an alarm light, she will keep screaming when she encounters herself, and when the time comes, she will attract Lixuan, which is not good for her image maintenance!
"Have you bought it?" Ji Chen's first drawback is that he has a good face! So Feng Yao wants to make Ji Chen lose face in front of Lixuan!
"Don't rush me, don't rush me! This thing can only be bought at the convenience store at the entrance of the primary school now, this is a radius of hundreds of miles, and the primary school is only this one, don't rush so much!" Liu Juncheng held the mobile phone to his ear with his shoulders stilted, holding several plastic bags in his hands, and complained to Feng Yao.
"Okay, okay, you hurry up, they're all leaving!" Feng Yao looked at Ji Chen's car not far away and continued to urge Liu Juncheng.
After a while......
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Liu Juncheng ran all the way over with a lot of things.
didn't get a good look from Feng Yao, but he got a white eye that turned to the sky, and he had a merciless kick......
Liu Juncheng was tended to sneak Xiang Fengyao is "stinky egg" on the seat.
After Ji Chen and Lixuan bought ice cream from the ice cream truck, they walked towards the car seat.
Feng Yao watched Ji Chen sit in the co-pilot seat with expectant eyes, and her eyes widened to see how Li Xuan disliked her, and her ears straightened.
Can......
"It's so fragrant!Did you spray perfume?, but I didn't smell like this just now!" Li Xuan looked at Ji Chen, who was sitting in the car, and said suspiciously.
"Yes, it's so fragrant! It's ice cream? No, it's weird! Forget it, don't care!" Ji Chen waved his hand, and Li Xuan started the car and left.
This series of actions and dialogues, in Feng Yao's eyes and ears, was full of incomprehension.
"Fragrant? They call that smell fragrant?" Feng Yao smiled bitterly, fragrant!
Feng Yao sighed in her heart, could it be that there was something wrong with her nose, and she pinched her nose.
Liu Juncheng suddenly interrupted Feng Yao's movements, only to see him exclaim: "Ah!
Feng Yao was already a little annoyed because the goal was not achieved, and when Liu Juncheng shouted in this voice, a nameless fire gushed out, and I saw Feng Yao kick Liu Juncheng's ass......
"Ahh
Liu Juncheng, who had been kicked far away, ran back with a fart, and reached out to take out the invoice in the plastic bag, which was a little palpitating and thinking about whether to give it to Feng Yao......
Seeing this, Feng Yao snatched the note in Liu Juncheng's hand, which he didn't know if he didn't know, and he was startled when he saw it. Isn't that Liu Juncheng's kick just now supposed to be taken!
"Fragrant eggs!, what about the rotten eggs?" Feng Yao pointed to the three glaring words on the invoice and questioned Liu Juncheng.
Liu Juncheng said with a weak heart: "It's not all you who want to urge me, the rotten rotten eggs and fragrant eggs were originally put together!
"Then why doesn't it ring!"
Yes, it's not stinky, forget it, it's good to make people hear it!
"Because, this is fragrant eggs...... So it's silent......" Liu Juncheng bit out a few words. And Feng Yao's kick that will never be late is not surprising...... Here it comes!
"Ahh
......
"Plan B!" Feng Yao confidently wanted to continue with the next action......
"Caught back!" Liu Juncheng held a box in his hand, and when he opened it, it was a live cockroach......
"Are you sure this trick works?" After Feng Yao experienced the fragrant egg incident, he deeply understood Liu Juncheng's unreliability, so another look with deep doubts fell on Liu Juncheng's face.
Liu Juncheng didn't dare to take this questioning gaze with a weak heart, so he turned his head and said, "Sure! This is definitely a real cockroach!"
"Cockroaches are real cockroaches, but how can you be sure that Ji Chen will be afraid?"
"That'...... Aren't girls usually afraid of this thing!" Liu Juncheng still didn't dare to look at Feng Yao.
"Then why am I not afraid!" Feng Yao confidently picked up Liu Juncheng's ear.
"You, you...... If you're a woman, I'll ...... I'll ......" Liu Juncheng's ears were pulled harder and harder by Feng Yao, and they seemed to be stretched.
"That's it?!" Feng Yao snapped.
"No, no, no, of course you're not a woman, you're a god, you're a goddess!
I have to say that Liu Juncheng's desire to survive is extremely strong.
Feng Yao clapped her hands proudly and signaled to forgive him.
Liu Juncheng also added a sentence attentively: "When I was in school, there was a big cleaning in the class, and a big cockroach was swept out, and I saw with my own eyes that all the girls jumped on the table, and Ji Chen was the same!"
Feng Yao was secretly happy when she heard this, she finally found this person's shortcomings! Brother Lixuan is the most disgusting woman who hates pretentiousness, let Brother Lixuan know that Ji Chen is even afraid of a cute cockroach, and he will definitely dislike her!
"This time, it should be foolproof!" Feng Yao couldn't help but sigh.
"But...... How is this cockroach going to get in!It won't walk in by itself!" Liu Juncheng looked at the cockroach in his hand with difficulty, he couldn't just walk to Ji Chen's house and let the cockroaches go!
"What's so difficult about this!Leave it to me!" Feng Yao patted her chest and promised Liu Jun a promise.
Liu Juncheng saw Feng Yao say something to the cockroach that he didn't understand, so he said that the cockroach took it from his hand and put it on the ground.
Then I saw that the cockroach seemed to have been cast a spell, flying high, from the first floor, all the way into Ji Chen's window.
Liu Juncheng looked at the scene in front of him in amazement, came back to his senses, closed his big mouth, and looked at Feng Yao with a look of adoration and surprise......