With an unpleasant sour smell wafting in, the Cheng family looked at the fat-headed, big-eared, fat-covered big pig in disbelief, and their jaws almost fell to the ground. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Not only because it is a pig, but this pig is simply twice the size of the average domestic pig, which is really a shocking behemoth.

Not to mention the Cheng family, even Gao Heng didn't expect that the gift prepared by Cheng Jinzhi would be so "ingenious".

"Oh my God, what is this, it stinks!"

Cheng Sujin was the first to scream, pinching his nose and hiding behind Liu, his face full of disgust.

"Second sister, are you confused, you don't even recognize the pork you eat every day. Cheng Jinzhi pretended to introduce enthusiastically, "This is not an ordinary pig, this is the "Duobao Pig" carefully bred by Xue Daniang's family in Sanli Town, Chengdong, and I have chosen it thousands of times to honor you." This kind of pig is as pampered as you as the second sister, so the taste is tender and the meat is delicious, and it is guaranteed that after you taste it, one after another, it will be endless, and you can't stop it. ”

"You... You... You compare me to a pig?!"

Cheng Xiuning stared at the pig in the cage while staring, and her mouth was so open that she could stuff a whole watermelon.

Cheng Jinzhi turned his head and snickered a few times, then turned around and pretended to be serious: "By the way, in order for you to taste such a delicious delicacy in the world as soon as possible, I will provide one-stop service by the way, and even the Zhang butcher in the south of the city has brought it." ”

As she spoke, she pointed to a big man with a rough face, a big knife in his hand, and a beard: "This Zhang butcher is known as Ku Ding in the world, and he uses the royal pig knife method to ensure that everything is in place when the knife is raised, and your dinner will be settled in a while." ”

"Guys, let me show you my best pig knife technique. ”

As he spoke, the butcher wanted to swing his knife and cut off the chains on the cage and ask the pig to come out of the cage.

"Don't, don't!"

At this time, the Cheng family, who had always had different thoughts, reached unprecedented unity, and even Cheng Yan, who had always been calm and calm, hurriedly stepped forward to stop it. The ladies of the Cheng family had already taken out handkerchiefs to cover their mouths and noses, and Cheng Xuan swallowed saliva at the fat pig with palpitations.

The group seemed to be going through some great ordeal, and they all trembled and walked on thin ice, as if they were afraid that the pig in the cage would pounce and swallow them with their mouths open.

Cheng Jinzhi had already endured the internal injuries with a smile on the side, and even Gao Heng, who was usually not smiling, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. He pretended to be dissatisfied and glared at Cheng Jinzhi, but there was a tacit smile in his eyes, which made Cheng Jinzhi even more bold and unscrupulous.

"Sure enough, you don't know the suffering of the world, and it's really useless for a pig to scare you like this. Cheng Jinzhi shook his head, turned to the Cheng family and smiled, "Don't worry, I, Cheng Jinzhi, am not so stingy and only send a pig, and there will be one pig behind." ”

What??and!!

At this time, everyone in the Cheng family once again reached unprecedented unity, and let out the deepest screams from their hearts with a bitter face.

"Master, you have to think of a way, she doesn't know what else to send!"

"Yes, Dad, this Cheng Jinzhi is clearly deliberate, this pig stinks to death here!"

“……”

Before the ladies of the Cheng family could finish complaining, they saw the people holding pheasants in both hands and walking to the compound one after another and forming a long line, there were about a dozen of them, and Cheng Yan and the others almost fainted on the ground.

They couldn't have dreamed that Cheng Jinzhi would put on such a terrible poultry banquet with good intentions today.

"Auntie, you just took a bite of a pheasant, I guess you must want to taste this game. ”

Cheng Jinzhi said that, he grabbed a pheasant from the hands of his subordinates and brought it to Zhang. The pheasant flapped its wings and cooed, so frightened that she stumbled and almost fell to the ground, which was very different from the "noble and cold" that no one in the ordinary eyes.

"What do you want to do, you damn girl? Don't come here!"

"Auntie, don't be afraid, don't underestimate this pheasant, although it can't become a phoenix, but it also has a great background. This is the "Golden Gong Chicken" that I carefully selected from Uncle Xu's house in Futian Village, north of the city, you see that its coat is bright, its wings are plump, and even this cross-eyed is so sharp and spiritual, at a glance, you can know that it is a treasure among the chickens, and it is also majestic and high-spirited when it walks. ”

Cheng Jinzhi said and beckoned to those subordinates: "Come on, come on, you all put the pheasants in your hands and let them go for everyone to see." ”

As soon as Cheng Jinzhi's voice fell, before the Cheng family could say no in unison, in an instant, dozens of wild pheasants exploded in the courtyard of Cheng Mansion at the same time. Running up and down, jumping around, causing the ladies and maids of the Cheng family to scream again and again, which was even more grand than Cheng Jinzhi expected. "Get out of here, get out of the way! Xuan'er, Xuan'er, come on!"

may be because Zhang's gorgeous costume is similar to the pheasant's coat color, five or six pheasants chased her at the same time, but fortunately, Cheng Xuan stepped forward in time, which didn't let her run crazy all over the yard.

"Auntie, it seems that these pheasants like you very much, and I guess they think you are their mother. ”

Cheng Jinzhi shouted at Zhang with schadenfreude, and Cheng Xiuning's screaming sound sounded beside him again.

"Help, what are you doing there, come and get rid of these chickens!"

I saw her crying and screaming in fright while carrying the hem of her skirt, wanting to kick away the pheasant surrounding her with her foot, but who knew that the corner of her skirt was firmly bitten by the pheasant's sharp beak, and no matter how she waved her skirt, she couldn't get rid of it.

Seeing this, several subordinates hurriedly stepped forward to help, wanting to use everyone's strength to tear the chicken off, but as a result, not only did Cheng Xiuning be covered with hair, but her good smoke skirt was also torn open.

Seeing that the situation was out of control, Cheng Fu dispatched almost all his subordinates to round up the pheasants. The original quiet and elegant Chengfu compound instantly turned into a noisy and noisy chicken farm, and for a while, the chickens in the yard were crowing, feathers were flying, and screams and cries came one after another, and Cheng Jinzhi felt a headache when he heard it.

"Your Highness, let's go back. ”

Gao Heng looked at the miserable situation in front of him, coughed lightly and said, "If you make such a fuss, are you willing to go back?"

"You... You don't really blame me, do you?" Cheng Jinzhi looked a little embarrassed, "Actually, these pigs and chickens I picked are all good things, and raising them can also make chickens and eggs, and it's very cost-effective to think about it." ”

"Probably only you think so. ”

Gao Heng smiled helplessly, patted Cheng Jinzhi on the shoulder, and turned around and walked towards the gate where the carriages and horses were parked.

Even if it's just a small test today, it is enough to make the Cheng family like this.

But it's not over yet.

"I'm sorry everyone, there are still thirty big fat geese to be delivered soon, I'll go first, you remember to sign for it. ”

Cheng family: "!!"