Chapter 199 Horse Tricycle
The five beauties of the project department cracked the charge of Lu Zhengshan pointing to Gao Feng for disposing of waste materials without permission, Lu Zhengshan was unwilling to fail, he caught the last crime, Gao Feng instructed the operator to steal people's tricycles, which is enough for Gao Feng to be punished, and he will also be charged with stealing.
Lu Zhengshan This is the last card, he thinks that he can kill Gao Feng, at least he can let the Crescent Moon Group expel him, as long as Gao Feng is expelled, then he can't even do a small material clerk, and his reputation will be ruined, and he will get out of Xiaoyue City, he will be far away from Wang Xiaoyue.
Just when Lu Zhengshan thought that he would win, Wang Xiaoyue called out two people, these two people looked very similar, and they really couldn't tell who was who if they didn't distinguish carefully, and the most obvious feature of the two people was that there was a bean-sized flesh mole on the center of the left eyebrow.
The two big mole comrades stood in front of Lu Zhengshan, Lu Zhengshan's face was like ashes, like a deflated ball, more like the piercing fish was deflated, the whole person was deflated, and the arrogance of the steady victory just now suddenly leaked out of the buttocks, and there was a sound, and the ground was vented with a bang, and the whole person was listless.
Wang Xiaoyue stared at Lu Zhengshan coldly, her eyes were full of disdain, the comrade Lu Zhengshan in front of him, who had been classmates since he was a child, had never made Wang Xiaoyue so annoying today, in order to deal with his rival in love, he wanted to be ruthless, it was almost a crime to be forced, and a big man used this kind of indiscriminate means, especially for girls.
Men have to be upright and bright, even if they fail, they must lose brightly, and they can't use unscrupulous means to exchange for victory, which makes girls shameful the most, this is the case with today's Director Lu Zhengshan, and the means he uses make Wang Xiaoyue feel ashamed.
Wang Xiaoyue was as cold as ice, her eyes were disappointed, and she said to Lu Zhengshan: "Director Lu, these two big mole brothers, you shouldn't be strangers, you don't need to explain, let me tell you, in fact, these two big mole brothers are a pair of brothers, I will temporarily divide them into big mole one and big mole two."
When Gao Feng informed him that he wanted to deal with the cement bags, he called you to report the number, and you Lu Da attached great importance to this report call, and led the police officers of the whole institute to ambush around the construction site early, casting a big net, just waiting for the peak to throw themselves into the net.
Comrade No. 2 is the person who is stealing the tricycle from the boss of the trader, in fact, he is not a scrap collector at all, he is just the brother of No. 1 Mole, and the brothers hit it off and discussed a plan to prepare to rectify Comrade Gaofeng, and the previous scene happened.
Director Lu, let me ask the two comrades with a mole, and you will understand whether they are brothers or not, and you will understand whether this tricycle is the second mole of his own?"
Wang Xiaoyue turned to the two big mole comrades, her phoenix eyes widened, and her face was full of authority: "Please report your names two big mole comrades!"
As soon as the two big mole comrades saw Wang Xiaoyue's angry momentum on their faces, the two big mole comrades immediately felt empty, and the two of them replied resignedly: "Report to the female police officer, my name is Sun Dabao, his name is Sun Erbao, I am his brother, he is my brother!"
"Report to the female police officer, my name is Sun Erbao, his name is Sun Dabao, I am his brother, he is my brother!"
The slapping of the five beauties is a strong point, as if they have practiced several times, of course, several of them often take Xiong Erwei as a target, and their fan skills are also exercised from Xiong Erwei.
Five big mouths fanned over, and the mouth of the big mole was swollen like a cut cake in Xinjiang, and blood was gushing out of the corners of his mouth.
It's okay not to shout, but the big mole shouted again, and the five big mouths slapped over one after another, snapping through the sky.
"You big mole pig, you kid not only has a bad brain, but also blind eyes, where do you see that we are police, these bastards are police, the police are bastards!" The five beauties pointed at Lu Zhengshan and scolded them, Lu Zhengshan's face was ugly to death, he couldn't wait to find a hole in the ground to get into, and he couldn't wait to run away immediately, this kind of humiliation was too much for him to bear, but he was helpless against these beauties.
The five beauties pointed at this group of policemen and scolded, when they saw Wang Xiaoyue, they saw Wang Xiaoyue's eyes as big as eggs, and the five beauties laughed: "Hehe, of course, the police also have good policemen, for example, this Officer Wang Xiaoyue is a good policeman, except for Officer Wang Xiaoyue here, the other policemen are bastards." ”
Wang Xiaoyue glared and scolded: "You little hooves are too arrogant, you dare to scold the police like this, this girl can sue you, the police are all good comrades, only one or two black sheep!" The five beauties slapped their asses together: "Hehe, Officer Wang is right, the police are all good comrades, there are only these two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight black sheep, Officer Wang, this is not right, this is not one or two, this is **, they are nine to one, they are the majority, you are only one." ”
The five beauties deliberately counted the policemen of Lu Zhengshan, and deliberately pulled it for Wang Xiaoyue, Wang Xiaoyue pointed to their noses and scolded: "You little hooves, don't talk nonsense with this girl, this girl doesn't eat your set." ”
Wang Xiaoyue turned her face and asked the big mole two: "Sun Erbao, you sue me, what brand of tricycle is the tricycle you are driving?"
The big mole was slapped ten big mouths by the five beauties, and the five beauties also did not pay attention to the principle of symmetry, and the light fan was not evenly fanned from both sides, and the left corner of the big mole was already swollen several times thicker than the Xinjiang cut cake, as if it was not fanned by others, but the mouth was swollen by a bomb, and the flesh was blurred and the blood splashed farther, it was really miserable.
Seeing Wang Xiaoyue ask him about the brand of the tricycle, the second comrade of the big mole squinted his eyes and thought for a long time, looking very painful, he couldn't come up with a reason for a long time, and the five beauties of the project department began to fan their mouths again, jumping up and fanning the mouth of the second big mole one by one.
"Dog's day, a tricycle brand, you have been thinking about it for so long, you kid is really a pig's brain, or a dog's brain?"
Five big mouths fanned over, and the big mole screamed in pain: "Five sisters, don't fan it, I've already remembered it, this tricycle is a horse racing brand!"
As soon as the three words "horse card" of the big mole two landed, the five beauties fanned over again: "You bastard, are you sure you don't run horse cards?"
The big mole nodded again and again: "Sisters, I'm sure it's a horse race, I'm sure, please don't slap me in the mouth again!"
The more this goods begged for mercy, the more the five beauties fanned hard, this time they also added a running boost, and began to pick up their arms from five meters away, and then ran over, and slapped towards the mouth of the big mole Er: "You bastard, you know the running horse, you don't know the running horse except the running horse, this tricycle is obviously a running horse, but you insist that it is a running horse, this tricycle is still not yours?"
The five beauties bombarded in turn, and the big mole roared impatiently: "Oh, you are chewing words, what is the difference between this galloping horse and running a horse, isn't that all the same meaning, running is also the meaning of running, isn't running a horse just running a horse."
Besides, don't slap me in the mouth, this tricycle is not my own, I stole it from the side of the road by the owner of the tricycle, I also drove this tricycle for the first time, my grandson Erbao used to drive a tractor. ”
The big mole was fanned crazy, he roared like thunder, and then ran away like crazy, while running wildly, while screaming wildly: "Do you understand, there is no difference between this galloping horse and running a horse, this is all the same meaning, galloping horse is the meaning of running horse, galloping horse is running horse!"
You guys are really bullying, just fan me to the left, why don't you fan the left for a while and then slap me to the right for a while, isn't this symmetry, you don't even know symmetry?
This tricycle is not my own, you want to say that it is my own, and the two treasures are bigger than the big treasures, and the two treasures are bigger than any other treasure!"
Big Mole Er ran away crazy, but everyone couldn't expect it, Big Mole Er's brother Big Mole saw that his brother was crazy one by one, and he also cried and ran out at that time: "Erbao, it's all your brother's fault, for a few cement bags of money, let you steal the tricycle, this time you go crazy, then your brother can't go on normally, I'm going crazy too."
Erbao, you wait for brother, we are brothers, we can't be separated, if you are crazy, I will also be crazy, we brothers will share blessings and difficulties, we will be sick together, we will be crazy together, I will not leave you crazy alone!"
The big mole was also crazy, he chased the big mole and went, and after catching up with the big mole two, the two brothers hooked their shoulders and hummed the song together: "You are the sky."
You are the earth
You are my good brother
Even if it's wind
Even if it rains
I'll accompany you in the wind and rain
You are the day
You are the earth
You are my good brother
If there is a day
I'm leaving
Bury me in the bottom of my heart
Good bro"
The six beauties looked at the two brothers of this big mole and went crazy together, and they were so affectionate, they were all moved to tears, and they should share the blessings and happiness together, and the brotherhood of going crazy together is only the two brothers with this big mole, their brotherhood is really worth learning from.
When the two brothers of the big mole rubbed their backs side by side and disappeared in front of the beauties, the six beauties took their eyes back, and they found that Lu Zhengshan and their gang of policemen were gone, and at the same time, Gao Feng and Xiong Erwei, as well as the three comrades who were in charge.