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The red snake went to Yunding, he walked on the road to Xianzongling, Zhang Mingtai and Xu Jiada both lived on Xianzongling, he had walked this road countless times, so even if he was blind, he was still running like flying, and it didn't take long for him to come to the stone gate of Xianzongling.
But the guard in front of the stone gate actually blocked his way, the guard looked very majestic, like a giant, he was almost wearing no clothes on his body, his dark skin was exposed, his face was wooden, and there was no expression, which made people suddenly see it, and thought that he had encountered a huge stone.
"Get out of here!" Red Snake sensed the other party's breath and shouted in a deep voice.
He was in Yunding before, he was the commander, he was the highest-level commander, anywhere here, he could go whenever he wanted, and no one had ever dared to stop him, but he didn't expect that today, when he was going to enter the Immortal Sect Ridge, someone would dare to block his way.
"Hmph, you can't enter!" said the big black man, not loud, but harsh.
"Fat Head Big Ears, is that you, don't you know who I am? I'm Red Snake!" Red Snake shouted, he could already hear from the big black man's voice, he was fat head and big ears, of course, this is his nickname, his real name, not called this, but, because everyone called him Fat Head and Big Ears, his real name, but it was forgotten.
"Of course I know you, General Red Snake!" said the fat head and big ears.
Red Snake snorted coldly and said, "Since you know me, why don't you get out of my way quickly!"
The fat head snorted and said, "It's because I know it's you that I want to block your way, His Royal Highness the Prince said, you can't go in alive, if you die, you can go in, and if you come back alive now, you will never be able to let you in!"
"Are you talking crazy, if I'm dead, how can I get in?" said Red Snake.
The fat head laughed and said, "Since you know, then you should understand that His Royal Highness the Prince is no longer ready to see you, you still know each other a little bit, and hide as far as you can!"
The red snake smiled coldly and said, "It is said that unloading the mill and killing the donkey, crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, it turns out that it is not false at all!"
The fat head and big ears put a huge iron rod on his shoulder, and said, "I don't understand these big truths you said, in short, with me today, you don't want to step into the Immortal Sect Ridge for half a step!"
The red snake said coldly, "Yes, I'll go in now and see what you dare to do to me!" After speaking, he raised his feet and walked inside.
The fat head and big ears looked at him, the muscles on his face were twitching, obviously he was struggling violently in his heart, because he was born very ugly, and he had never been appreciated by the red snake, this time it was not easy, he had the opportunity to be appreciated by Zhang Mingtai, he didn't want to let go of this golden opportunity, he also wanted to get ahead and be a well-known hero!
However, he is afraid of the red snake's magic pupil, he has been a soldier under the red snake for a long time, naturally he knows the red snake's magic pupil, which is extraordinary, can rebound all the damage, he has never dared to understand, and he has never really seen the red snake use it, but the fear in his heart has not weakened in the slightest, so now in the face of the red snake, he is quite contradictory, he wants to defeat the red snake and become famous in one fell swoop, but he is worried about being shocked to death by the red snake's magic pupil!
When he hesitated, the red snake had already walked past him step by step, seeing that the opportunity was about to slip away, he finally made up his mind, picked up the huge iron rod in his hand, aimed at the back of the red snake's heart, and shouted, "Lao Tzu don't be a bear, Lao Tzu wants to be a hero, today is the time for Lao Tzu to make contributions, if he doesn't succeed, Lao Tzu would rather die!"
The huge iron rod, with a roar, hit the red snake, and the red snake rolled directly to the ground, the red snake spat out a mouthful of blood, he has never been attacked by others, since he practiced the magic pupil, he has never been attacked by anyone, but today, he tasted the feeling of being pestled by the iron rod, that feeling, very painful, but also very novel, made him inexplicably happy all of a sudden.
"Haha... Haha..."The red snake laughed, no one had ever been beaten to vomit blood, and he actually laughed, the fat head and big ears were frozen, but soon, he also laughed, he laughed, because he was happy, because he actually knocked down the red snake with a stick, it turned out that everyone said that the red snake has a magic pupil that rebounds all damage, it doesn't seem to be true.
"Haha, you turned out to be a parallel import, today, let me end you, kill your red snake's prestige, but I picked it up for nothing, haha, haha..."
However, when his iron rod was only halfway smashed, it suddenly drooped down, and a look of astonishment suddenly appeared on his face, as if he had suddenly received an attack from someone else, and had been fatally killed by someone else's blow.
He was indeed killed by a single blow, because behind him, there was a skeleton covered in flames, which had pierced his skeletal arm into the fat-headed, big-eared calf, and then there was a hell fire, starting from the calf and burning all the way up, burning the entire skin and flesh behind him into ashes in an instant, leaving only Sensen's white bones!
"Ahh
The red snake stood up from the ground, he could feel the hellfire on Ouyang Hu's body, so he said to Ouyang Hu, "You caught up so quickly!"
Ouyang Hu said, "My time is very limited, so I have to speed up!"
Red Snake smiled slightly and said, "Since you have limited time, why don't you just rush to the top, but you want to stop and save me?"
Ouyang Hu said, "Because this kind of person is not worthy of killing you, if you die in the hands of this kind of person, it will be a great tragedy, although I am already a warrior in the underworld, but I don't want to see this kind of human tragedy!"
Red Snake laughed even more heartily and said, "You said it very well, this reason is very interesting!"
Ouyang Hu said, "I also have something I want to ask you, but I don't know if you will answer?"
Red Snake said, "Just ask, I will definitely answer you!"
So Ouyang Hu said, "Why don't you kill us, you kill us, it's already a matter of effort!"
The Red Snake sighed and said, "If I say that I suddenly found out my conscience, do you believe it?"
Ouyang Hu said, "I believe it!"
Red Snake laughed and said, "You're so funny, if this time, we can all be safe, I think we will definitely become good friends!"
Ouyang Hu didn't answer this time, but suddenly rushed towards the Immortal Sect Ridge, and the red snake felt the heat of the hellfire go away, and hurriedly spread his body and followed, like a gust of wind flying upwards!