801 Subdued Kobayashi Biao and the little madman
"I sent it, but I didn't want it, I heard that you two have a good relationship, so I came to you to try it. ”
"You can tell us that we have a good relationship. You'll be able to tell if we're about to get started, right?" I said, my tone getting colder.
"Isn't it still good?" Yi Zhen still had a smile on his face: "Can you help me connect?"
"No, you can't. "I don't want to talk nonsense with him.
I thought Yi Zhen would be furious, but he just put the necklace away with a disappointed face.
"Sure enough, it doesn't work, alas, I'll think of another way. Yi Zhen walked outside.
"Hey...... You have to at least ask Zuo Fei how much money is willing to help you hand over the necklace, right?" the monkey stopped Yi Zhen.
Yi Zhen turned his head: "Really?"
I shook my head: "Stiff." ”
"You pay first, maybe Zuo Fei will be strong!"
"100 yuan, is it okay?" Yi Zhen really opened his mouth.
Before I could speak, the monkey rushed over: "I can do this!"
Not to be outdone, Huang Jie rushed over: "I can too, I only need 90 yuan!"
“80!”
“70!”
"I just need Zuo Fei to send it for me. Yi Zhen interrupted their bidding.
Both Monkey and Huang Jie looked at me with a fiery expression on their faces, "This is a good opportunity to make a fortune".
"I won't send it for you, you will start with a thousand or ten thousand yuan. I won't send it for you either. ”
Yi Zhen's sentence "I only need Zuo Fei to help me send it" exposed his intentions, not only hoping that I would hand over the necklace, but also a provocation, a suppression, and a declaration of war against me.
Yi Zhen shook his head, and Erci walked out.
"Hey, are we still friends?" the monkey stopped him again.
"Yes. Yi Zhen had a very polite smile on his face, which was raised by the children of rich families.
"Great!" said the monkey, "lend me five dollars." ”
……
The monkey got five dollars, and jumped up and down in the dormitory. And Huang Jie showed a remorseful expression because he didn't have time to borrow money, and shouted to share the five yuan with the monkey.
"What about the two of you?" I know that the two of them are fierce, but at this time they are also unpleasant, Yi Zhen is obviously my rival in love.
The monkey quieted down and said, "Zuo Fei, in the past few days in Liangcheng No. 1 Middle School, have you ever heard a sentence called 'Ning provoke a big cat.'" Don't mess with Yi Zhen'?"
"Yes, there is such a sentence, because Yi Zhen is too rich, and if he is rich, he can die a violent death. Ma Jie, the little woman who was already lying on the bed, said steadily and thoughtlessly.
"Shut up for me. I glared at Ma Jie, who immediately retracted his head. Then I continued: "I haven't heard of it, I don't care if he can afford to be provoked, I don't want to touch Lin Ke'er's hair." ”
"In short, you can fight with the big cat, but don't fight with Yi Zhen, you can fight him in a roundabout and tactful way, this is my advice. ”
The monkey yawned, "Let's go." "Go to the bedroom with Huang Jie.
I thought about it for a moment and yelled at the dormitory, "You two are not allowed to go to the Internet café!" but it was obviously too late.
I was lying on the bed, thinking about Yi Zhen's words, and I felt quite unhappy - of course my girlfriend was not happy to be targeted - now I have regarded Lin Keer as my girlfriend.
But no matter how unhappy it is, this matter must be put aside for the time being. Because there's more important things to do.
On the morning of the first day, I went to the Internet café to catch the monkey and Huang Jie, they had been all night long, and now they had to go to sleep for a while! Huang Jie was okay, he couldn't stand it anymore, and he was going to go back with me obediently, but the monkey was in good spirits, and he sat on the chair and refused to come down, shouting: "I can't pit my teammates, otherwise I will become a fool if I eat them!"
I turned off his computer directly, and the angry monkey almost fainted on the spot. I haven't been able to understand that games are so important?
I forcibly brought Monkey and Huang Jie back to the dormitory, and forcibly put them to bed, feeling like a little nanny. All day, I sat under a big tree and watched them train. This is the last day of military training, and everyone is reluctantly saying goodbye to the instructor. Wang Yao still led the thirteen roses to find me, and she was really conscientious in order to protect me.
But after tonight, you won't have to protect me.
The time finally set to the evening, and there was a tense atmosphere in the entire first year of high school, because everyone had already heard that the ninth prince was going to sweep the dormitory tonight. After a night of self-study, I ran to the monkey dormitory, this guy is still sleeping, after a day of sleep, it should be enough to sleep, right? I yelled, "Monkey, monkey!"
The monkey rolled over: "Send your mother's head, you won't be fierce and go home to feed." ”
I shook him twice, but the monkey still didn't wake up, and muttered: "You can't pit your teammates, Zuo Fei, you're too unkind." ”
I was anxious and scolded: "You Shanxi people are all stupid!"
The monkey sat up suddenly: "Who said that?!
After calling the monkey up, we went to call Huang Jie again, this time I didn't talk nonsense, and said directly in Huang Jie's ear: "You Shanxi people are stupid!" ”
The monkey said, "Look at me." ”
Then he lowered his head and said, "Huang Jie, lend me five yuan." ”
"Lao Tzu didn't!" Huang Jie sat up and said angrily, "You borrowed it from someone else!"
The monkey showed a smug expression. When Huang Jie knew that the monkey hadn't really borrowed money from him, he felt that his whole person was a lot more relaxed, and he hummed a song when he put on his shoes: "What kind of rhythm is the most swaying ......?"
The three of us came to my dormitory, set up a table and waited for the people of the ninth prince to come while fighting the landlord, and the monkey also pretended to stick a sharp knife on the table, and said: "If the big cat dares to come to collect food, I will let him go in with a white knife and come with a red knife first!"
I wondered, "Monkey, where did you get so many knives in a day?"
Huang Jie said: "Don't you know? Isn't there a stall on the way back to school from the Internet café? ”
", I borrowed it from someone else, okay?"
"People don't want money to lend you dozens of knives?"
I knew they were starting to get serious again, so I just didn't ask about it.
The students came back one after another, and I asked Ma Jie to open the door, and the corridor gradually became lively, with some fighting and some washing. After a while, I heard someone outside: "The Ninth Prince is here!"
The corridor fell silent, and everyone ran back to their bedrooms, and then they heard the sound of loud footsteps outside, accompanied by a word or two of abuse from time to time: "Give me back to the bedroom, no one is allowed to show their heads!"
The sound was still outside, and Ma Jie was so frightened that he rushed to the bed.
I said, "You're afraid of hair, haven't you already paid protection money?"
Ma Jie cried and said, "I'm afraid that Zhou Kun will ask me for cigarettes." ”
The monkey pulled out the knife and shook it at Ma Jie: "If he dares to ask for it, you will give him a knife!"
"I don't dare!" Ma Jie quickly waved his hand.
"Bang", there was a sound of kicking the door outside, followed by a voice shouting: "Who the is called Yang Zecheng?!"
The monkey looked at me, and I immediately nodded my head to indicate that I had made a note of the name.
The ninth prince swept the dormitory tonight, cleaning up the students who did not pay the protection fee, the main purpose is to establish power, so the formation must be very large, the sound must be extraordinary, we don't need to go outside to see what is going on, just sit in the dormitory and listen to the silence.
"Lao Tzu is Yangze City!" another voice sounded.
With such a conversation, a fight is inevitable, and there is a sound of "bang bang bang" outside, and it is initially estimated that at least a dozen people are beating up this Yangze City, and the scolding of Yangze City also comes from time to time: "Lao Tzu will not pay you bastards!"
The three of us nodded to each other, indicating that this man was a man who could be wooed.
But after all, the two fists were invincible to the four feet, and Yang Zecheng's scolding gradually became smaller, and he heard Zhou Kun scolding: "I don't know what to do with Liangxi, if you don't pay the money, I will beat you for a day!"
"Zhou Kun, don't be so ruthless, look at the crooked nose you have beaten people's noses, what should you do if you can't find a partner in the future?" The hypocritical voice of the big cat also sounded.
"Damn, I don't know what to do with Ryohsey. Let's go, let's find the next ......."
Bang!
"Who the fuck is Gao He?!" It seems that Zhou Kun is the main force tonight, and he has done all the things that are in the limelight.
I made a note of the name again. Five minutes later, Gao He and Yang Zecheng were treated similarly, they were both beaten by more than a dozen people, and they didn't even come to scold first, but they were still a man, and they belonged to the object we had to win over.
There was still a lot of noise in the corridor, but except for the Ninth Prince and the person who was beaten, no one else dared to be quiet, and we could feel the tension outside when we sat in the dormitory. Ma Jie was completely frightened, and he put his head under the covers and shivered.
After the hour, more than a dozen people had been beaten one after another, and some dormitories even had two or three first.
The monkey rubbed his hands together and said, "It's so fucking cool, there are so many hard bones this year!"
Huang Jie and I are also quite accurate, the more hard bones like this, the greater our chances of winning!
"No, I'll have to go check it out. The monkey stood up and walked out.
After a while, I heard the big cat outside say, "Yo, isn't this a monkey, where are you going?"
"I'll go to the toilet. ”
"I remember you didn't pay your protection money, did you?"
"No, you come to me in a moment, I'm in Zuofei's dormitory. ”
The monkey came back after a circle outside, and said with an expectant expression: "I'm cǎo, there are more than a dozen people lying in the corridor, and the ninth prince has also hit his head, it's like beating people to death!"
The more you fight, the deeper the enmity, and the easier it is to win over, these are all things we are happy to see.
I said, "But these people are really strange, why don't they come to help when others are beaten?"
The monkey said: "Aren't you talking nonsense, who will come first without a leader? Have you ever heard a word?" 'A Chinese is a dragon, and a group of Chinese is a worm!' Unless there is a leader, the Chinese will always be a plate of scattered sand. ”
Huang Jie straightened his clothes: "This leader is obviously me." ”
"Fart, I'm right. The monkey pointed to his nose.
Not to be outdone: "You two save it, who else is more suitable to take the lead than me?"
This problem is our old problem, as long as it is mentioned, it is bound to quarrel, and after a while, the three of them are red-faced, I grabbed the monkey's collar, the monkey grabbed Huang Jie's collar, Huang Jie grabbed my collar, it seems that I can fight at any time.
"Yo, what are you guys doing here?" The big cat stood at the door at some point, followed by a large number of people, Xing Qiu, Zhou Kun, these are among them, it's good to be the boss, and he is majestic wherever he goes!
The three of us let go of each other at the same time and said almost in unison, "It's okay, it's okay, let's exercise." ”
"Well, you guys should pay the protection money. The big cat stepped in.
The monkey took out the knife first and stabbed it on the table: "Can I hand this in?"
The big cat's face froze for a moment, he obviously didn't expect the monkey to dare to do this—he could only say that he didn't know the monkey too well.
Huang Jie and I continued to fiddle with the cards in our hands, as if we didn't pay attention to the big cat at all.
"Three belts, it's time for you to go, monkey!" Huang Jie threw a few cards first.
"Wang Bang!" The monkey shook the two ghosts first, and the force was so strong that the knives on the table trembled: "Blow up your mother to the west sky, let your son and me have sè!" This sentence obviously means something.
The big cat's face was even more ugly, but he didn't dare to take a step in after all.
"Hehe, I'll clean up the three of you in a moment. The big cat smiled and stepped back.
The big cat can bend and stretch, otherwise he can respect the monkey Si Nian? It is with this that he can survive to this day, but only today, tomorrow is the moment when we overthrow the Ninth Prince!
We continued to play cards in the dormitory, and the ninth prince continued to beat up students who did not pay protection money outside, and this farce continued until about 12 o'clock, with no dormitory manager coming to intervene in the middle, and no school side intervened, as if this qiē had become commonplace. This year's students are quite dicks, and I memorized more than a dozen names in one night's hard work.
"It feels like we're coming to an end. The monkey yawned: "It's almost over, it's time for the eaters to break up." ”
Scattering stalls is a code phrase, after all, there are other outsiders in our dormitory - he means that the Ninth Prince is about to break up, and it is time for the eaters to go and discuss matters with these hard bones.
"Who the is Zheng Wu?" Zhou Kun was shouting again, but his voice was far away, obviously he had already reached the dormitory at the end of the corridor, and he might be the last target of their attack.
"Lao Tzu is Zheng Wu!" A voice shouted first, this voice was full of anger and loudness, mixed with anger and unwillingness, far overshadowing Zhou Kun's voice, and it seemed that the whole building was shaking.
Immediately after, there was one, two, three sounds...... Screams came and went, and a large number of footsteps ran up.
One person can't scream so much, that is to say, it is the Ninth Prince who screams!
The three of us looked at each other and rushed out the door at the same time!
In the corridor, the Nine Princes scattered and fled, and a topless student chased after them, the muscles in his chest bulging one by one, and he was still holding a black arm strength rod in his hand.
"Lao Tzu will kill you fools!" Zheng Wu shouted as he waved his arm power stick, and from time to time someone hit him, he immediately screamed.
Zhou Kun's unlucky guy seemed to have been hit two or three times, and he ran forward lifelessly.
"Oh Mom, Oh Mom!" Zhou Kun howled past the door of our dormitory.
"I'm cǎo, I've caught a big fish!" the monkey looked at Zheng Wu with his eyes released.
"I'm cǎo, I want to engage with him. Huang Jie also glared.
Hearing this, I silently stayed away from Huang Jie, I didn't know he had this habit before!
"panic!" the big cat came running from the toilet first, already carrying a cloth handle in his hand - uh, it looks like the one I kicked off last time.
"Grab the guy!" the big cat roared, and rushed over in the first place.
The big cat swept over with a stick, and Zheng Wu picked it up with a stick. The wooden one is definitely not as good as the iron one, and the big cat screamed in pain, but he still Zheng Wu strongly.
Although I don't want to admit it, it's really not the big cat to be the boss of the Ninth Prince!
This person really has some ability!
Although the big cat and Zheng Wu had the upper hand in the fight, this move stabilized the military spirit of the ninth prince, and the others took the first folding stool, wooden stick, and pickaxe from the nearest dormitory, and rushed towards Zheng Wu in a swarm.
Zheng Wu'er was strong, and he couldn't resist the attack of thirty people, and after struggling for a while, he fell in a pool of blood, and the nine princes were still beating him hard.
"I'm cāo. Huang Jie couldn't help it, turned around and took a stool and prepared to rush over. I'm the same, I also picked up a folding stool, this is to beat people to death?
"Don't be tough. "The monkey stopped us and witnessed Zheng Wu, who had been staring at the ground.
We know what he means. We have discussed before, we will definitely not take the lead tonight, let the Ninth Prince play to his heart's content, the harder they fight, the more hated they will be. But if this continues, we are really afraid that Zheng Wu will do something first. The monkey kept staring at Zheng Wu, he was waiting for an opportunity, and seemed ready to take the lead at any time.
"Alright. At the critical moment, the big cat finally spoke.
Everyone stopped, and Zheng Wu lay on the ground, with a pool of blood around his head.
"A little lesson for you today, it's not like that's not the case if you don't pay the protection money within three days. ”
After the big cat finished speaking, he led everyone away.
"Let's go. As soon as the monkey spoke, the three of us were like wild horses on the loose, and immediately rushed towards Zheng Wu.
But before he could get there, Zheng Wu got up by himself, first wiped the blood on his forehead, then scolded the fuck, and then walked towards the water room as if nothing happened, and didn't even raise his eyelids when he passed by the three of us, and his expression was arrogant as if he had just won a battle.
"This guy is so handsome. The monkey said vigorously: "Zuo Fei, this person is handed over to you, Huang Jie and I will go to find the others, and everyone will gather in 305 in a while." "He is the only one in dormitory 305, and he is the most suitable for this kind of thing.
"Okay!" I immediately ran towards the water room, and I also had a strong curiosity about this person named Zheng Wu!R832