Xiong Erwei carried back Miao Buzheng's sack, he was very ghostly and asked Gao Feng to hand over the money and deliver the goods with one hand, otherwise, he would carry the sack and run away again.

Gao Feng knew that Xiong Erwei was a tenacious person, and what he decided must be done, Gao Feng took out one hundred and fifty yuan and gave it to Xiong Erwei, and Xiong Erwei handed over the sack to Gao Feng.

Gao Feng opened the sack and shouted at the big guy who was slumped on the ground.

"Comrades, the money has been divided, and whoever wants to get his money back will hurry up and divide it. ”

Seeing that the eyes of money are open, it is always human nature, and the two legs that have been shaking just now, as soon as they heard Gao Feng say the word "money", the legs of the big guy immediately returned to normal, and they jumped up from the ground one by one.

Not to mention the employees in the song hall, or the accompanying girls in the song hall, even Mei Gui and Wang Xiaoyue, as well as Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing and other beauties in the project department, all jumped up from the ground as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

"My money, my money, please pay back my money!"

Not to mention the young woman Ma Lanhua and the proprietress broccoli, these two women comrades recovered the fastest, and when the two of them were still jumping up, there was a traffic accident in the air, and the heads of the two women comrades collided together, like two planets colliding, making a violent earthquake.

Even so, the two women comrades also ignored it completely, and the two of them pounced on the handsome guy like a hungry tiger, but unfortunately the angle of the pounce was a little off, and the young woman Ma Lanhua pounced on Gao Feng's neck, and started her habitual behavior, riding on Gao Feng's neck like Zhu Bajie riding a pig.

But the proprietress broccoli threw herself under Gao Feng's feet, hugging Gao Feng's legs tightly, as if holding the legs of a big Buddha, she was also extremely religious.

The two women are in different positions, but their thoughts are the same, and they both ask Gao Feng for money to donate.

"Brother Gao, if you don't return the money to this young woman, then the young woman will ride on your neck and forever. ”

"Brother Gao, if you don't return the money to the young woman, the young woman will hold your feet all the time, and let you on the young woman's neck forever. ”

When Gao Feng saw the posture of the two young women, he couldn't stop crying and laughing, and he told the two young women comrades.

"Two sisters, none of us will on anyone's neck, and your money will be returned to you a lot, as long as you line up like this group of employees in the song hall, the money will naturally be returned to you. ”

The staff in the song hall and the girls who accompany the singing are very disciplined, they consciously line up, although they are not very neat, they are quite conscious, but they are much stronger than these two young women and the group of beauties in the project department.

Gao Feng pointed to the uneven height of the team and said to the sisters led by Mei Gui and Wang Xiaoyue.

"Mei Gui, Wang Xiaoyue, and Wang Shangliang, you take a look, the people who want to sing and bring out are highly conscious, and they know that they are consciously lining up, and one of you is a sister in Xiaoyue City, and the other is a people's policeman, you are all regular employees of the Crescent Group, but none of your consciousness can be stronger than others, don't you feel ashamed?"

Mei Gui, Wang Xiaoyue, and Wang Shangliang's group of sisters replied humbly.

"Yes, Mr. Gao, you have learned a lesson, this sister is not very conscious, to put it bluntly, it is Su zhì low, this sister must follow Mr. Gao's teaching, must learn from the employees of the Hao couple, and be a highly conscious Gao Su zhì talent. ”

Gao Feng saw that this group of girls was extraordinarily humble, and he felt some cool air swishing on his back, and he had a hunch that this group of beauties was very humble on the surface, and secretly didn't know what bad ideas to clean up themselves, which was obviously the undercurrent before the storm.

"Hehe, Mei Gui, Xiaoyue, and Shangliang, this handsome guy is not a trainer, just a little opinion, you don't have to be very serious, just line up. ”

Gao Feng immediately changed his attitude and tone, he didn't want to make trouble for himself, these beauties live with him every day, and they can see people who can be seen when they look down, and more things are better than less.

Mei Gui, Wang Xiaoyue, and Wang Shangliang's group of sisters were very conscious, and they lined up behind the gang of singing girls in the song hall, and the two young women also lined up obediently, waiting for the money.

Before the money was divided, those employees in the song hall had doubts.

"Handsome guy, you don't know our real names, how do you know how much money we donated, and then how can you return it to us a lot, you won't come to an equal distribution, then you will not be evenly divided. ”

Everyone has this question, before donating, everyone was moved by Miao Buzheng, who only wanted to do good deeds and be a good person, and didn't think about getting back the money he donated, just doing good deeds.

However, once the donated money is to be returned, everyone's hearts will be unbalanced, and no one wants to share a little, so it will be unfair to distribute it evenly.

As soon as this question was raised, the big guys started to make a fuss, and two opinions were formed: those who donated less were willing to distribute it equally, and those who donated more were not willing to distribute it equally.

Especially Comrade Xiong Erwei shouted the most happily: "Brother Gao, I am willing to distribute it equally, you can distribute it equally." ”

Xiong Erwei jumps up and down, which is also his consistent habit, and it is always like being beaten with chicken blood.

Wang Shangliang kicked him over, rolled into the trash can that fell to the ground several times, and rolled out thirty meters away with the bucket, and only stopped when he hit a telephone pole.

"Fuck you, you bear goods donated two hundred and fifty yuan, and you still want to divide it equally, you really think about good things. ”

Xiong Erwei only donated 250 yuan, he was the one who donated the least, he was really not stupid at all, he hoped to distribute it equally to him, so that he could earn back a lot of money.

It's a pity that Xiong Xiang's wish not only did not come true, but he was also kicked hard by Wang Shangliang, and he was covered in the trash can for a long time before he let out a miserable scream.

Gao Feng told the big guys, it is impossible to distribute it evenly, and whoever donated how many handsome guys have clearly recorded the accounts, although you have not reported your real names, but this handsome guy has written it down according to the characteristics of each person. For example, you song hall employees, this handsome guy is based on the appearance and characteristics of each of you, there will be no mistakes, you can rest assured to get your money back.

Sure enough, Comrade Gao Feng really kept accounts according to the characteristics of each person's appearance, such as the thirty employees in the song hall, and he kept the accounts in this way.

Someone had a rosacea nose, someone had two big teeth, someone had two protruding eyes, someone had a big mouth, someone had a mole on the center of his eyebrows, etc., and there was really no difference, and the thirty employees all got back the money they had donated, and they didn't lose a cent.

The thirty employees in the song hall got the donations back, and it was the turn of the thirty accompanying girls, these thirty girls were all wearing heavy makeup, applying as many as seven or eight layers of makeup, and the features of their faces were covered, and it was really difficult to remember them from their faces.

"Handsome guy, the characteristics of this girl are not easy to distinguish, how do you keep accounts?"

In fact, it is not difficult to keep the accounts of this group of accompanying girls, and it is clear from the beginning that the numbering is clear. However, the number of these beauties is only known internally, but no one outside knows it, including Comrade Gao Feng.

Everyone thinks this is a problem, these thirty singing girls, all go to the front, all have the same makeup, all the same uniforms, everyone will be dizzy, how can you tell who is who.

Even the thirty accompanying girls themselves could not know where their respective characteristics were, and they had doubts about this handsome guy.

Faced with the questions of the thirty accompanying girls, Comrade Gao Feng answered them with a smile.

"Girls, it's true that you beauties are standing in a row, it's the same as Tang Bohu ordering autumn fragrance, and there's really no way to tell who is who.

However, beauties, this is not at all difficult to help this handsome guy, this handsome guy tells you, this handsome guy is seated according to the characteristics of your murderous department.

Girls, you can take a look at it yourself, don't look at your revealing clothes, the waves are turbulent, but if you carefully distinguish and distinguish, you still have the most obvious difference between the murderous parts, that is, the size is different. ”

As soon as the handsome guy's words came out, the beauties were dumbfounded one by one, and their eyes suddenly protruded, they didn't expect this handsome guy to use this method to distinguish their characteristics.

"Handsome guy, we really haven't seen it, our murder department is not very obvious, what kind of criteria do you use to distinguish them?"

The beauties looked at each other's murderous parts, and they all felt that the murderous parts were very tall, and they didn't feel a very obvious gap, and the difference in size was not too big.

Gao Feng smiled: "Beauties, this handsome guy is based on the most standard murder to distinguish your murder, aesthetic point of view that the hemispherical and conical murder is a more ideal appearance."

That is, the distance between the two rain heads is between 22-26 cm, and the murder part is slightly and naturally tilted outward. The murder part is slightly upward, about 8-10 cm thick.

The size of the rain halo is not more than 1 yuan coin, the color is ruddy and pink, and the skin of the murder is obviously divided, the pigmentation after marriage is brown, the rain head should be prominent, not invaginated, and the size is one-third of the diameter of the rain halo.

In fact, the relationship between the size of a woman's perfect circumference and her height is: height multiplied by 0.53.

This formula can be used to calculate that a mature woman of 1.6 meters should have a standard circumference of 84.8 centimeters, while a mature woman of 1.7 meters should have a standard circumference of 90.1 centimeters. ”

"Ah, handsome guy, you know so much, you still know the calculation formula, then you can help us calculate now, whether our fierce circumference is the standard size. ”

After Comrade Gao Feng finished speaking, the thirty singing girls in the song hall were dumbfounded, it was the first time they had heard so much knowledge about the murderous department, although everyone was a woman and had different murderous departments, but they knew very little about the knowledge of the murderous department and the fierce surroundings, and they had never studied it.

Unexpectedly, the handsome guy in front of them knew so much, which made them feel surprised, and they also admired him very much, surrounded him in the middle, and pestered him to calculate their own fierceness.