Chapter 163: Clichés
Huang Guanglin's carefully prepared box of lunch rabbit meat did not escape the clutches of the devil in the end. However, he couldn't help but puff out his chest as he watched the scene of the three roaring magicians scrambling.
Look, our planet's cooking is awesome!
After this meal, Will = Green brainwashed him again.
"I said Huang Guanglin, you agreed. Follow us to eat and drink spicy food, ask for money, and ask women to have a lot of money. It's so much better than being a student at Salamind College who isn't even bullshit. ”
Will = Green's last sentence is actually good.
Huang Guanglin's qualifications are really poor, and he even has magic attributes, so it is estimated that he will not be able to graduate from the academy. And even if he finishes his studies, it is estimated that the earth side will not reuse him, and it is very difficult to survive in the Lingfa Continent.
Lu Wei is a case in point.
Thinking of Lu Wei, Huang Guanglin couldn't help but hold his forehead. He remembered that he had promised Lu Wei that he would go to the patrol to bail him out when the matter was over, but he didn't expect that he forgot about it.
"Let's lie then. ”
Huang Guanglin thought of an excuse in his heart, and his ears were still Will's chattering brainwashing divine comedy.
"Huang Guanglin, think about it, although you are popular with the girl, this is only temporary. When you are old and your face is wrinkled, how can you please a wife if you don't have the strength? By the way, Lu Qian may not want to bird you when the time comes!"
"Huang Guanglin, as long as you agree, I will introduce you to a good teacher. Don't you want to be a painter, I know the mage in Thorn City who invented the magic array of engraving, how about I introduce you to him?"
Huang Guanglin finally raised his head when he heard this.
In the City of Thorns, the one who invented the engraved magic array, mage?
Isn't that me?
Huang Guanglin asked in a deep voice, "You, do you know that mage?"
Will's eyes lit up, and he patted his chest and said proudly, "That's natural! I have known that mage since I was a child, and when he invented the Engraving Magic Array, the first finished product was given to me!
Huang Guanglin looked directly into Will's eyes, wanting to see the weakness of his heart in his eyes, but this thing was so shameless, his face was not red and his heart was not beating.
"So, what's the mage's name, and where is he from?"
"This ......"
"How many wives does he have, and how often does he change wives?"
“......”
"What is the name of the dog in his seventh aunt's house? How many chickens does his eighth aunt's neighbor keep every year?"
“......”
Huang Guanglin looked at Will, who was stunned, and couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder, "Look at you, you start bragging without knowing anything, how can you make me believe you? Just like you, I don't dare to mess with you!"
What's wrong with this?!
Will = Green glared at the boy, but the boy silently turned around and walked towards the three of Elliott = Perez.
If one day Will=Green knew that the so-called mage was Huang Guanglin, I don't know what kind of funny scene it would be. But these are not important now, Huang Guanglin wants to know some of the situation in Thorn City.
"Hey, what did you say your name was Ai?" he said unceremoniously.
Elliott = Perez didn't dare to offend this one now, and hurriedly said respectfully, "My name is Elliott = Perez, the blue-haired one is my second sister Doreen = Pandal, and the brown bearded one is the third brother Bowers = Wiches." ”
I couldn't help but introduce all three members of the team at once, but Huang Guanglin was curious, these three guys looked like they were forming a team, which always made people feel like they had met the four villains. Well, it should be called the three evildoers.
Huang Guanglin asked directly, "You didn't vent your anger at the people in the city, did you?"
"No!
Perez hurriedly shook his head, "We are magicians, and we are not so stingy as to trouble ordinary people. ”
Huang Guanglin laughed mockingly, "Isn't it a shame to say this? Is it my delusion that you brutally broke into the Miller family before? However, since you said no, I should treat it as if I didn't, and don't think about making trouble for the residents of Thorn City in the future." Otherwise, huh!"
"Yes, yes, we listen to you. ”
Huang Guanglin was satisfied, but turned his head to meet Doreen's inexplicable gaze.
What's wrong with this girl?
It can only be said that Huang Guanglin sometimes selectively forgets. He had spoken disrespectfully to the blue-haired sorceress before, and it was no wonder that Doreen had unfriendly eyes.
However, even if he thought about it, he didn't care too much.
At this time, he is most concerned about the so-called ulterior deal between Blake = Veky and the Brothers Grimm. Belinda had been informed to investigate the matter, but the true situation was still unknown.
Now that he has been caught, he can only take this opportunity to make more clichés.
So he approached Jack = Green, "Boss Jack, have you learned any new magic lately?" Show me how it is, I'll make you a supper!"
Jack = Green waved his hand, "No, no, no." Little one, don't think anything crooked, just go to sleep. ”
"Cut!
Huang Guanglin turned his head to Blake = Vicky again, but he didn't expect this thing to simply close his eyes, and the birds didn't bird him. Helplessly, he could only turn his target to Will, who was the easiest to talk to. It's just that he found that Will was asked by him just now to doubt his life, and he hasn't come back to his senses yet.
In desperation, he could only find a place to sit down, silently took out a pen and paper, and began to draw scrolls.
It was just a habitual act, but it surprised Jack = Green and Blackwich.
Perez and the others were shocked, because they saw from afar that the magic scroll drawn by Huang Guanglin was exactly the same as the one used to sneak attack them before!
Did he paint it himself?!
Huang Guanglin didn't know what others were thinking, and after drawing a scroll, he silently curled up under a thorn bush. He couldn't help but complain in his heart, these three goods didn't even have a tent, and people camped like this in the winter, is it sick?
But fortunately, the fur clothes and shoes he wears are painted with magic arrays, and he doesn't feel cold after activation, and even feels very comfortable because he is in the wild.
It didn't take long for him to snore.
The next morning, when Will = Green woke up the boy, he couldn't help but be stunned.
Because he found that the boy's clothes showed no signs of coldness at all, but had a hint of warmth. There was no snow around the boy, and he could see the snow in the vicinity smoking.
"Big brother, Blake, this kid is weird!"
Jack = Green and Blake = Vicky came over when they heard this, and they met Huang Guanglin's misty eyes.
They directly lifted the young man's clothes, and saw that the magic array inside the clothes was flickering with a faint light, and a trace of warmth emanated from the magic array.
"This is the Heating Magic Array! It's exactly the same as the Engraving Magic Array!"
Blake = Vicky stared at the boy tightly, "Little ghost, you tell the truth, do you know the creator of the engraved magic array?"
Huang Guanglin had already woken up, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but hook his lips and smile, "Do you know or not, the person you are talking about has always been me!"
For the sake of clichés, the boy decided not to hide the identity of the mysterious magician anymore!