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Can you understand my awkward situation?

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How could Xiang Ji suddenly change schools and transfer classes? And she and I became the same table, and Mari Ryoko, who was originally in the next class, also suddenly changed classes and became the same table with me, and finally under the discussion of the two, Ryoko occupied my left territory, and Xiang Ji occupied my right territory, without considering my feelings at all!

They also divided my shoulders and rested my head on them......

They seemed to be happy, but I was actually rejecting it in my heart, and to be honest, my shoulders were really heavy!

So, unconsciously, I became the public enemy of the male group in the class, and the sound of sharpening knives came and went, endlessly, and the evil spirit was strong and monstrous, but fortunately, Ryoko and Xiangji were there, and the evil forces did not dare to act rashly for the time being......

However, what is strange and incomprehensible is that Rinomiya-sensei can pretend that nothing has happened, and turn a blind eye to the sexual harassment of Ryoko and Kahime......

There's definitely a problem!

I don't know who leaked the news.,Ryoko and Xianghime's entanglement with me is spread in the same grade.,If you just say that, forget it.,But it's said that I'm stepping on two boats.,Xiao San and the Scumbag of the Cold War ignore it......

No matter how generous I am, I can't pretend I can't hear these rumors, so I'm almost shouting them in front of my ear. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Actually, from the very beginning, I was ready to be cut, and all this was expected, when Kahime and Ryoko appeared in the classroom, I knew that it was not far from the wind committee member Mingse!

"Ning Nai Zhixiao!"

Look, I'm right!

The melanistic lady with the knife appeared......

“……”

"Mr. Rinomiya, I'm going to change classes!"

Ahh

Is Mingse's transfer of classes to get closer to the assassination target? Oh my God, spare me! I'm still very young! I really can't hold such a violent and sick woman!

As a result, the new world pattern has changed, the bipolar pattern has evolved into a three-legged stand, the left is a good country, the right is a fragrant country, and the upper is a tea country, forming a high-pressure and coercive situation for our country, and the international situation has become more and more tense, and has reached a dangerous situation of misfire, and war is about to break out, and once the war breaks out, it is bound to cause world chaos and the destruction of the universe......

"Mingse, I'm innocent, you have to believe me!"

"Hmph~ Do you think I'm going to reason with a perverted nymphomaniac who seduces an ignorant girl?"

"I'm really innocent!"

"Ning Nai Zhixiao, please say that you are innocent and at the same time pretend to be credible, at this time, what qualifications do you have to say that you are innocent? I have a credibility of 0% for your innocence......"

"Uh...... "How do I explain to Mingse?" every time I explain to Mingse, she always gives me a whole bunch of reasons that make me believe that I'm a perverted nymphomaniac...... I'll admit that I can't talk about her!But I'm definitely not going to compromise, and I think I can still save it, "Okay, Mingse, you say that I'm seducing an ignorant girl and I'm a perverted nymphomaniac, I always need definite proof! ”

"I know this, so Ning Nai Zhixiao from today onwards your life is my Mingse, you will ask for more blessings in the future! It's better not for me to discover your tricks further, otherwise you can wash up and prepare to see Häagen-Dazs!"

“……”

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It was a really long lesson! It was as if more than a century had passed, and my heart was extremely tormented, because the sound of sharpening knives in the classroom was enough to resonate with the school and the surrounding area...... Not an exaggeration at all!

And the knife on Mingse's waist has been sharpened a long time ago, and the knife is not separated from the body at school, and when you violate the rules set by the Discipline Commissioner, Mingse turns back and is a knife, if you can't catch the blade empty-handed, then Häagen-Dazs is smiling at you...... Don't ask me why I know!

In other words, I won't be sexually harassed by three beautiful girls!

I can already hope to see the days when people will be chased and cut down 38 streets with knives in the future!(It's really exciting, you can try it if you don't believe it)

As soon as the school bell of redemption was pulled, I rushed out of the classroom like a wild dog off the rope...

Belch...... I'm doing this for a reason, I'm sure you've already guessed it!

You ask me why I don't wait for Mingse, Kahime and Ryoko?

Belch...... It's embarrassing to say it.,Ming Se didn't know why she was taken away by the Student Daily Dispute Coordination and Management Executive Committee.,And Kahime and Ryoko were taken away by the Student Mental Health and Emotional Problem Communication and Care Association.。。。

Hey, no, when did the school have these institutions? What is this inexplicable far-fetched feeling!

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"Very well, it seems that I am safe, and sure enough, the most dangerous places are the safest!" I gasped and muttered to myself.

"They would never have imagined that I would go upstairs to the school building, hehe......"

I breathed a sigh of relief and was secretly glad that I was safe...... I was able to get to this situation of life and death, it was a complete accident, it was all because of the "game" of three beautiful girls, and the ending was that they were happy, and I was sad!

I don't blame them, because I'm a man!

So—

It's so hard to be a man!(Oh, no!, I don't have the urge to be a girl!)

"Classmate, are you a pervert? hehe~"

"Huh?"

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Xiao Hongjun has something to say: The man with hairy legs goes out of the west and brews a hairless real man!

Ask for recommendations, ask for support!

Anyway, why doesn't anyone add it in my book friend group?The way to add the group is pinched in the work related at the beginning of the text.。。。

Belch...... That's right, my book has become popular, and now it's starting to have black fans, hehe...... I'm so nervous, I'm so scared to say... They swear at me in a schoolboy tone, uh...... I don't know why I'm so happy to say after listening to it!(I won't be shaking M!)

Therefore, I specially wrote a statement related to the work, so that the primary school students who came to me with the shackles of morality and the hostility of national hatred sanctimoniously shut up their personal hatred...... Oops, it's so angry!hehehe~

Or the sentence I shouted at the school radio station: Taboo declares war on the world!! (the ending is that I did a hundred tiger push-ups and ran 20 laps around the playground, but Xiao Hongjun I am fearless, except for the math teacher and the homeroom teacher, of course!)