Chapter 252: Kiss One and I'll Go!
Seeing Sheng Weiqiao flipping through the old accounts one after another, Sheng Shenghe also regretted it in his heart, not to mention other things, just said that the first time he pulled this girl to the cemetery, this girl was afraid of something, she was simply wrapped around her hands and feet and refused to let go!
Such a good thing, he was ...... at the time
What did he do at the time?
He......
He actually forcibly pulled the girl off his body and forced her to walk through the graveyard where phosphorus and fire were flying!!
Thinking about it now, Sheng Sleeping Crane felt that he must have soaked in the sea water for too long in order to escape from the sea blocked by Han Pan in order to escape from the sea blocked by Han Pan, so that the water in his head was a little too much......
No!
It's a lot!
If this girl is willing to hold him like this at this time, he guarantees that her bones are crispy, not to mention forcing her to go to the cemetery for a while, it must mean that the east does not dare to go west, the guide does not dare to go north, and is willing to be a good talent and beautiful jade like Xu Zijing...... Ah bah! Lao Tzu is such a wise and martial person, and Xu Zijing can compare? !
Even if Lao Tzu wants to be a wife and slave, he must be a hundred times better than Xu Zijing, and he must be compared to him, and even make him ashamed of himself and shameless to cast himself into a mess of Lao Tzu's admired five bodies!
But......
The so-called remedy is not too late......
At the beginning, although this girl's courage training had some results, it was only compared with Gongsun Yingjiang......
So......
If......
If this girl has been refusing to give in, do you want to ...... One more time?
Sheng Sleeping Crane had all kinds of thoughts in his heart, and his face was sincere, and he said gently: "Good girl, at that time, I really regarded you as a sister, so I teased you a little. But before I knew it, I found that I couldn't be your sister anymore! yes, I promise, I will never do anything to bully you in the future, and I am very happy to be bullied by you!
"How can you bully anything?" Sheng Weiqiao originally scoffed at his words, but she felt that she was too depressed, too aggrieved, too bitter to say tonight!!
Hearing this at this moment, his eyes rolled, and he couldn't help but say, "Is this really the case?"
Seeing Sheng Sleeping Crane nodding affirmatively, she clapped her hands and said, "Very good......! Well, crawl around the house for me and learn three more puppy barks!"
According to Sheng Weiqiao's thoughts, Sheng Sleeping Crane was a person who crisscrossed the sea when he was a bandit, and he was famous; when he was the eldest son of the Sheng family, he was recognized as having both talent and appearance; and in terms of real background, he was still the son of King Gaomi!
Such an achievement, such an identity, will never accept such an obviously malicious demand!
Then she would have a reason to cross-examine him and reject him!
But it turns out that the pampered eldest lady really overestimates Sheng Sleeping Crane's temperament!
Hearing this, instead of showing any expression of humiliation and anger, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked very happy: "Good girl, if you are willing to give me a chance!"
As soon as he said that, he rolled up his sleeves, and without hesitation, he knelt down on the pedal, and was about to press his hands to start climbing...... The frightened Sheng Weiqiao hurriedly stopped: "Wait!!"
Seeing Sheng Sleeping Crane looking at himself vigilantly, with a look of "Do you want to regret it", Sheng Weiqiao only felt a headache, "You...... Do you really want to climb?"
"Good girl, how can you do this?!" Sheng Sleeping Crane heard the objection in her words, the vigilance in his eyes became deeper and deeper, and he said dissatisfiedly, "Let me prove your intentions to you, you obviously have told the conditions, do you still want to regret it?!"
The corners of Sheng Weiqiao's mouth twitched: Although the girl was born rich and used to calling slaves since she was a child, because of the Sheng family's atmosphere, she has never done anything to deliberately humiliate people, even occasionally punishing disobedient subordinates, and they are all according to the family rules, or beating the board, or throwing out, and the most related to humiliation is probably the punishment of kneeling.
And that's just for the next person.
In the end, this sleeping crane is a person who she has called "brother" for two years, and knows that his identity and background and civil and military achievements are good, according to her consistent concept, let him really crawl around and learn to bark, this is a very serious matter.
Well, to put it simply, the girl mentioned this condition mainly in the hope that Sheng Sleeping Crane would retreat from the difficulty, and she never thought that Sheng Sleeping Crane would agree to fulfill it.
So at this time, looking at Sheng Sleeping Crane's face full of "let me climb" firmness, she was a little confused: "But you...... How could you do such a thing?"
"When today's son can do a low bow in front of everyone's eyes to please Shu Zhaoyi, not to mention that I am not the Son of Heaven?" However, Sheng Sleeping Crane wrote lightly, "What happened if I gave my fiancée a few laps to learn how to bark a few times?!" I just crawl a few laps for you every night to learn how to bark, I am happy, I am willing, I can't ask for it, I am as happy as I am...... Who is qualified to say anything?! Is it not allowed to do this according to the "Great Murray"? Or will those who chew the root of their tongue die? Then it doesn't matter, let them die! This kind of person who can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour deserves a short life!"
Sheng Weiqiao: ".............................."
Although Ben Nan has understood the true meaning of defeating this sleeping crane before, that is, he has to learn to be shameless!
But......
The extent to which this sleeping crane is embarrassed, this girl ......
I don't feel like I'm an opponent at all!!
How...... What...... Do?!
Looking at her dazed and tangled look, Sheng Shenghe smiled secretly in his heart: With such a means of rectifying people and such a high bottom line, you still want to make it difficult for Lao Tzu?
Not to mention that no one saw it in the boudoir, he didn't care if he climbed her three laps to learn how to bark, or he went outside to beat gongs and drums and shout to a bunch of people to watch, let him do this, he didn't care, okay?!
I don't want to think about his experience, he grew up in a bandit den!
The bottom line of those people who have no etiquette and shame in killing talent is simply appalling and outrageous! All kinds of tossing and suppressing methods are constantly emerging!
After years of hearing and seeing, if Sheng Sleeping Crane couldn't even get out of such a little cheek, he would have cut himself off a long time ago!
Like before in the Nightless Pavilion, Gao Chengxuan didn't know that he was also there, and when he said the words that humiliated him in front of him, he continued to guess the riddle as if he hadn't heard it...... At that time, Sheng Weiqiao thought that he was afraid of Gao Chengxuan's backer, so he swallowed his anger.
But he didn't know that this was because of the torture that Sheng Sleeping Crane had received on Hawksbill Island, and a few targeted evil words could not provoke the anger in his heart at all. If it weren't for Gao Chengxuan's own death, after being lost face by Zhao Taoming, he actually aimed at Sheng Weiqiao, Sheng Shenghe would not have clashed with him at all.
Of course, this is not because Sheng Sleeping Crane is tolerant and open-minded, but because he thinks that such a small thing is not worth disturbing the interest of their group...... Anyway, Gao Chengxuan will be an official in the same dynasty as him sooner or later, and there are many opportunities for revenge. He is a sleeping crane who "will be avenged", how can he let go of any enemy?
Seeing Sheng Weiqiao stop talking at this time, Sheng Shenghe said slowly: "Good girl, just get along with the imperial concubine we saw in the Nightless Pavilion just now, maybe the Son of Heaven is kneeling on the foot of Shu Zhaoyi's couch at this time, pleading with a basin of water above his head, begging Shu Zhaoyi not to be angry?!In comparison, this little thing I did for you is nothing at all, you must not feel any burden!"
When he said this, he thought to himself: That's right! That's how Lao Tzu went out!
Didn't you say that you won't marry anyone and don't marry Lao Tzu?!
I want to see, how many men in this world can be so spoiled and indulgent as Lao Tzu?!
Be a rival in love with Lao Tzu...... Hehe!
"Who has the burden?!" Although Sheng Sleeping Crane is determined to erect an insurmountable peak for his rivals, so that all their gentleness and pettiness in the future will be compared to the paleness and weakness, and he sincerely intends to learn to bark after climbing a circle, but Sheng Weiqiao, who eats soft and not hard, hesitated again and again, and still couldn't stand him doing this, so he leaned over from the couch when he heard the words, grabbed his clothes, and said angrily, "It's just that I suddenly changed my preferences! I suddenly don't want to see you crawl and I don't want to hear you learn to bark now!!"
"Good girl, are you humiliating me?!" Who knew that Sheng Sleeping Crane heard this, and he was full of color, as if he had suffered a great shame, he grabbed her wrist with his backhand, and said angrily, "I said that I would give me a chance to prove my mind! Why do you have to regret it when it comes to the end?! You are very happy to see me ecstatic for a while and desperate for a while, aren't you?!"
Sheng Weiqiao wanted to vomit blood: "I humiliated you by asking you to crawl around and learn to bark as a dog, right?!"
"What kind of humiliation is that?!" Sheng Sleeping Crane said confidently, "That's something I'm willing to do! If you don't let me crawl or scream now, this is humiliation!"
Sheng Weiqiao felt that this person's brain was broken, and he said in disbelief: "You are also a Xie Yuan, or the concubine of the King of Gaomi, and the bloodline of the serious clan ......."
"Who stipulates that Xie Yuan can't crawl around the house?!Who stipulates that the children of the clan can't learn to bark dogs?!" Sheng Sleeping Crane was impassioned, if he didn't listen to the specific content of his words, just look at his expression and tone, and thought that he was talking about how righteous and strict the society was talking about the grandiose argument of the society, and it was natural to say, "In ancient times, Lao Lai entertained his relatives, and when he was old, he was still rolling all over the ground to learn children to cheat!"
Sheng Weiqiao secretly spat out a mouthful of blood and said, "Do you also know that it is entertainment relatives?
"Husband and wife are one, and wives are closer than parents!" Sheng Sleeping Crane quickly replied, "If you still want to serve your parents like this, let alone your wife?!"
You're really ...... The girl clutched her chest, and it took a long time for her voice to come out from between her teeth: "As the saying goes, filial piety comes first. You are so unfilial, how can you believe what you say?!"
"There is also a saying in the market that after marrying a daughter-in-law and forgetting her mother, it can be seen that after getting married, you are estranged from your parents, which is human nature!" Sheng Sleeping Crane's face did not change, and he said with words, "Besides, my biological parents are the princes and princesses of the clan, and they are raised by their own clan, and there is a group of servants to serve them, so I don't need to worry about it at all! I don't fight their idea of private money, I am already filial, sensible, and considerate!"
"Not to mention that I am neither an only child nor the firstborn. In the future, the things of supporting and filial piety to them will be done by the son, and the son of the world will not be able to take care of the drunken top tank, what does it have to do with me?"
"Since I don't have to care about the life or death of my biological parents at all, and I don't focus on being good to you, where else can I put it aside?"
“…… Go back, you have the ability to tell these words to the Gaomi royal couple!" Sheng Weiqiao was completely stunned by his shamelessness!
I thought that my second uncle was unscrupulous, and he often jumped his feet angrily at his old age, but compared to the sleeping crane in front of him, her second uncle Sheng Lansi was simply well-behaved and tame, sensible and considerate, okay? !
But what she didn't expect was that Sheng Sleeping Crane could be even more shameless!
He said calmly: "When the time comes, I'll take you over, and what if you tell them in person? I don't have a son who is filial, sensible, considerate, and obedient to the life of hard work and resentment?
Sheng Weiqiao: "............................................................"
After being silent for a long time, she said happily and sincerely, "I thank you for not being so angry with my father and my mother in the past two years!"
She used to think that Gongsun Lao Haizhu, as his father-in-law, seemed to be a little harsh on Sheng Sleeping Crane, but now she looks at it, if this Sheng Sleeping Crane was also like this to Gongsun Lao Sea Lord at the beginning...... The old sea lord of Gongsun actually couldn't help but not completely shoot him to death, he was really broad-minded and magnanimous!
"This is all as it should be!" Then she heard Sheng Sleeping Crane smile brightly and said in a gentle tone, "How can you treat your father-in-law and mother-in-law the same as your father and mother?
Sheng Weiqiao took a deep breath: "Does it matter if you just said that you let me bully me?"
Without waiting for Sheng Sleeping Crane to answer, she pointed to the back window behind the screen and said through gritted teeth, "If you count, you can get out of me immediately, immediately!! if it doesn't count...... Why do you think of me like you?!"
"It's okay to go, but ......" Sheng Sleeping Crane looked at her fried appearance, rolled his eyes, leaned in front of her, and whispered, "Kiss one, kiss one, I'll leave!"
Sheng Weiqiao directly punched him in the chest, and said hatefully: "Dengzi, you are dreaming!!"
"If you don't kiss, forget it!" Seeing this, Sheng Sleeping Crane sighed, showing a look of disappointment, and made a gesture to leave...... But!
Just when Sheng Weiqiao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that tonight's farce was finally coming to an end, he suddenly turned around, grabbed her shoulders, and pressed her down on the couch!
Then he pressed down, accurately grabbed her lips, pried open her teeth with ease, intertwined her lips and tongue, sucked, and kissed the defenseless girl with a stunned person, and then let go of her, and then turned her head and bit her earlobe lightly, and said with a low smile, "Well, then I'll kiss you!"
Saying that, he hugged her hard, and then quickly got up and slipped away!
Sheng Weiqiao, who came back to his senses after a while: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What she wants to find most now is not her father and mother, but her aunt Xuan Yufeng...... Auntie, where did you get the manpower to kill this sleeping crane???
Is it too late to pay money to make people sloppy now?!