Chapter 1244: Male No. 1
"Me?" Yu Yandie looked at me, what is this guy going to do? I really think I have become a panty superman? Yu Fan nodded.
"Alright then, I'll shoot. Yu Yandie took the gun and pulled the insurance. He said to me, "I told you beforehand, if you accidentally get hit by me and die, don't blame me." ā
I shook off my hair and walked to the opposite side of her in a very chic manner, that is, ten meters away: "This." If you can really kill me, then I'm the hell of you. ā
"Ten meters?" Yu Yan Die's eyes were shaking when he was stimulated by my disdainful words, he was a superman? Even Superman is not so, "Okay." Okay, I'm going to see if you see the hell, Dad. You testify that if I really beat him to death, don't blame me. ā
Although Yu Fan doesn't know me very well, but with my personal feelings, I am still very awesome, so Yu Fan feels that I am really going to be killed by such a light yƬ, and I am not worthy of being Bai Ling'er's helper. Yu Fan is just an ordinary kung fu, and three or five people can do it, but against the masters, only the share of being killed in seconds.
So. Yu Fan wasn't worried that Yu Yan Die would kill him at all.
"Yan Die, if you kill him, count your skills. Yu Fan said.
"Okay. If you have Dad, you'll be fine. Yu Yandie said.
Ma Mao is also looking forward to it, and actually saw the live-action version of the bullet and the master's performance in real life?
Yu Xiao has an attitude of not caring about himself, as if he is not interested at all.
Yu Bufan's eyes narrowed slightly, and this time he could see Master Xia's performance again.
He subconsciously looked at his bottom, he had been lifting bricks for two days in a row, and his little friend was in a little pain.
"Hey, don't come to me when you're dead. Yu Yan Die said with both hands in his hands.
"Don't chirp, you're not a woman. I said with some unhappiness, "Come on, shoot me, shoot me." ā
I'm very disagreeing about this, but considering that the person is holding a gun, I won't consider it for now.
Boy, I'll let you know what to do with despising me. Yu Yandie, don't look weak, in fact, when I was a child, the children of the Yu family had undergone some special training, otherwise what would I do if someone kidnapped me? This time is not the first time that Yu Yandie has held a gun, but this is the first time she has shot at someone, and she is inevitably a little nervous, but she is always the eldest lady, and she quickly stabilized herself, she is not happy with me, but she doesn't need to kill me, so towards my right shoulder, even if she is hit, she will not kill anyone.
I smiled when I saw Yu Yandie holding a gun, and judged that this girl doesn't often hold a gun, but there is a strange feeling in my heart, if I am an ordinary person, and I am not a master, at this time, I must be kneeling down like a grandson, it seems that sometimes it is often a strange thing to change a person's fate.
When my smile appeared in Yu Yandie's eyes, Yu Yandie gritted her teeth, is this disdainful, contemptuous, insulting her?
was pointed at a gun, and he still laughed so unscrupulously, the old lady let you see my marksmanship, so Yan Die, who has such a complex psychology, directly pulled the trigger.
When the trigger from the finger to the buckle plate is a time to breathe, if you are an ordinary person, you must not be able to dodge, but I am not an ordinary person, I am a master, so he has made an accurate prediction in advance when he pulled the trigger, and a right foot stepped forward quickly, and the bullet slammed past my shoulder, leaving no trace of damage.
"What?"
When Yu Yandie subconsciously wanted to pull the trigger again, I had already kicked it over, and then Yu Yandie saw that she was flying in the air for the first time, and she had a beautiful dream when she was a child, that is, to fly freely in the blue sky like a bird, but this time it seemed to be kicked into the blue sky and white clouds.
Strike.
Yu Yandie was directly kicked out and fell to the ground, and then the gun in his hand fell to the ground.
"Good, wonderful. Ma Mao couldn't help but stroking his palm.
Yu Yandie got up two seconds later, and was about to take the gun again, but was stopped by Yu Fan: "It's not enough to be embarrassed." ā
Yu Yandie was so aggrieved that she was about to leave tears. Fork Tai Huaji.
How can this be?
No, you can't.
Why kick it over?
You're a girl, huh?
"Miss Yan Die, my foot just now was the action of a subconscious martial artist, don't be surprised. I said.
However, the kick I just kicked out didn't have the strength to fill, otherwise Yu Yandie wouldn't be able to get up at all, so she went straight to the hospital.
"Okay, you're awesome, wait. Yu Yandie said angrily, turned around and left.
"Family master, you see, Yan Die is too stingy. I shook my head, but immediately apologized and said, "I'm finally a man, and I'm not going to be able to kick a woman." ā
"Brother Xia, you're polite, your martial arts are very powerful, I finally saw it today. Yu Fan laughed and said, not at all angry that I kicked my daughter away.
I smiled shyly, and he was a little embarrassed to see this fish fan's eyes.
Ma Mao is also full of praise for me, this is not as good as the stunts in the movie, this is a living reality, as long as the speed of the person is fast enough, it is completely possible to dodge bullets.
Yu Xiao is eyes flashed, and he didn't care about anything, but he was a little depressed in his heart, he was going to kill me, but now this kid can even dodge bullets, it seems that he has to find a chance to talk to Lao Cao about this. However, Yan Die's marksmanship is not very good, and it is understandable that I dodged it. There are also a few masters in the Bamboo Union Gang who can dodge bullets.
After I showed such a hand, I succeeded in impressing Ma Mao, and I wanted to treat me as my bodyguard, and then take it out to fight black boxing or something.
He is really bored sometimes, and gambling is inevitable, and this black boxing is the most exciting gamble.
After humbly talking a lot of nonsense to a few people, I went back to my room. Ma Mao also left happily, saying that we could go and have fun at night.
"Dad, I'm going back too. "Yu Bufan still has something to ask me.
All that is left is Yu Fan and Yu Xiao.
"Dad, I'm going out. Yu said with a smile.
"Fish laughs, wait. Yu Fan called.
Yuxiao stopped: "Dad, what's wrong?"
"What do you think of people, Master Xia?" asked Yu Fan.
"He is a very powerful master, if he can absorb it into our Du family, I think the strength of our Du family will increase very much. Yu said with a smile.
"This Xia Hua is not a simple person. Yu Fan said with a solemn look, "It's hard to pull him to our side. ā
"Dad, you're the head of our family, there's something anyone can't do. Yu said with a smile, paused, and made a neck twisting movement, "That person is really a toast and doesn't eat and drink, so bury him, it's too common for our old Yu family to do this." ā
The fish laughed and said something. Yu Fan said with a glare.
"Dad, kidding you, haha, I'm going to play. Yu said with a smile, sneering in his heart, he was an unenterprising son in his father's eyes, how could he know the true face behind him?
Yu Fan looked at the back of Yu Xiao leaving, and sighed: "This kid's personality is too flamboyant, otherwise it would be a good piece of material." ā
As soon as I drank a glass of boiling water, Yu Bufan walked in, looked mysterious, and closed the door.
"Da Shao, what are you doing here? Two men in the room in broad daylight will cause misunderstanding. "I coughed.
"Master Xia, I have something to look for you. Yu Bufan told me to sit down in a chair, and he sat down with him.
"Something?"
"Yes, Master Xia, I have already used my little friend to carry the bricks according to your method. Yu Bufan said seriously, "But after a few days, my little friend is in some pain, will there be any sequelae?"
I almost forgot about this matter, as soon as I heard that this guy really carried the bricks to carry the little brother, I laughed in my heart, and said with a serious face: "Sequelae? Impossible, I have become the most bullish man after months of hard tooth gritting exercise, right, how do you maintain this hardness?"
Yu Bufan said a little embarrassed: "Master Xia, I can only rely on watching the film to make it hard." ā
"Oh, I understand, I understand, it's nothing, everyone is a man, it's normal to watch movies. I patted Yu Bufan on the shoulder, "Keep you in this state, and reach any perfect state as soon as possible." ā
"Master Xia, I remember your words, this is a test for me, and I will get through it. ā
I said, "Come on, all I have is you, you are the second master." ā
Yu Bufan scratched his hair, didn't say anything, and left. When I went out, I saw Bai Ling'er, greeted her with a smile and left, looking in good spirits. Bai Ling'er looked at my background suspiciously, what's going on? Yu Bufan doesn't stick to her now, it's weird, do you like me as a thief? Wouldn't it be a comrade?
Bai Ling'er thought of this, and hit a spirit, and just now she saw Yu Bufan coming out of my room.
That's two men, what are you doing when the door is closed in broad daylight?
Bai Linger knocked on the door and walked in.
"Ling'er, it's you, are you okay?"
"I saw you and Yu Yandie's performance just now, do you need to work so hard?" Bai Ling'er said with a smile.
I smiled and said, "You don't understand this, I seem to be performing for Yu Yan Die on the surface, but in fact I am showing Yu Fan." ā
"Oh, I can't see it, you're killing three birds with one stone. Bai Ling'er said with a sigh, "The little girl seems to have misunderstood you." ā
"Now you know, Yu Fan asked Yu Bufan to soak you before, and now it seems that Yu Bufan has failed, but Yu Fan will not give up so easily, you have to be careful. Well, just now, that old man Wang is here, you didn't see it, I did this to show some of my strength, so that they can't get close to you unscrupulously. ā
"I understand that you did this qiÄ for me. Bai Ling'er was greatly moved, "In order to prevent me from being harassed by the enemy, you performed on the stage like a clown, Brother An, I don't know how to repay you." ā
"Hey, hey. I smiled thiefly and said, "You are good-looking, your legs are long, and Mimi is big, so take your body as a reward." ā
"Well, there's no hurry. Bai Ling'er rarely did not refute, "As long as you wait until you kill Bai Dongpo, I will dedicate myself to you, if you don't want it, I will force you to do it." ā
"This, can you ask for interest first?" I said in a low voice, "I'm such a young man with strong blood, and there are so many beautiful women in Wanwan, it's really bitter." ā
Bai Ling'er said: "Then you, you lie down, I'll help you massage." ā
"Okay, okay. "I was happy to lie in bed.
I seemed to have forgotten something, and took off my pants and clothes again, and said like a hooligan: "Ling'er, you give me a massage, that is to give me a massage for my body and soul, it must be unpleasant to wear so many clothes, you say yes." ā
Bai Ling'er glanced at me depressedly, nodded and said, "Well, okay, I know." ā
Ten slender fingers massaged my temples.
"Well, it's so comfortable. ā
"Don't be so exaggerated. ā
"No exaggeration, no exaggeration. ā
Just when Bai Ling'er was helping me massage, Yu Yandie also came out of her room, she planned to 'apologize' to me, and then give me tea, everyone lives under the same roof, why bother to make the relationship so stiff.
Of course, it was a cup of tea that made people drink a whole body itch.
Yu Yandie came to the room and was about to knock on the door when she heard a voice from inside.
"It's so comfortable. ā
"Yes, get moving, it's a good rhythm. ā