Chapter 16: You're insulting fortune tellers

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"Look, there's a reporter there's a little boss there. Huo Han looked at it in surprise.

"This situation will definitely happen, the little boss doesn't say the taste of this finger cake, it's too hot. ”

"A reporter came to the door, it seems that Huo Han, your little handsome guy must be very happy now. Zhong Qingyi is now also impressed by this finger cake, and the most important thing is that this hand cake has brought her back a game.

This morning, when I gave a finger cake to my sister, I saw my sister's exaggerated expression, and I also burst out laughing.

Now the more Qingyi thinks about it, the happier she becomes, and she hates that she didn't take this ugly photo at that time.

"What, my little handsome guy, that's everyone's little handsome guy, okay, but the little boss must be very happy. Huo Han said with a smile.

But now, they really guessed wrong.

Lin Fan is in a very depressed mood now, and he is also a little helpless, if there is a cigarette now, Lin Fan will definitely smoke one silently, indicating that he is very sad.

The second page of this encyclopedia is too embarrassing.

"Open the second page of the encyclopedia, and since it is the second page, choose a profession related to the people around the host. ”

"Tian Hanming is more host-friendly, so he opens the fortune-telling classification. ”

"Release Mission: Become the famous Master Lin. ”

"Task reward: Encyclopedia is worth 20 points, and you can choose to open the third page of small types of knowledge. ”

"Note: To open a new page, the host must devote themselves to the new knowledge as soon as possible, or the encyclopedia will be withdrawn. ”

Tian Shen, who was trying his best to fool the customer, found that a pair of evil eyes had been watching him, and suddenly the cold hair rose, the chrysanthemums bloomed, and there was a sense of crisis.

"What are you looking at me for?" Tian Shen looked at Lin Fan suspiciously, not knowing what this kid meant.

If there was a knife now, Lin Fan would definitely pick up the knife and slash Tian Shen to pieces.

Why is this guy so friendly to himself?

It's a dog.

Fortune telling? Seeing Tian Shenzhu sitting on a small bench and telling fortunes to customers, Lin Fan even wanted to die.

For Lin Fan, at least he has to open the table.

But now this situation makes Lin Fan speechless, if he doesn't invest in the fortune-telling industry, this encyclopedia will be withdrawn, and now this situation is like a dream for Lin Fan, where is he willing to abandon it.

Ay!

Lin Fan sighed and turned his head, it seemed that the road ahead would have to go on the road of flickering.

But at this time, Lin Fan looked at a customer in front of him, and many things unconsciously appeared in his mind.

"Yang Yongkang, 40 years old, a Chinese teacher at Guangming Middle School, divorced, raising a son and a daughter...... Accumulate virtue and do good, there is no great evil, and the good ends. ”

In Lin Fan's eyes, the lines on Mr. Yang's face in front of him suddenly turned into one symbol after another, and each of these symbols contained various meanings.

For the rest of his life, he was actually seen through by himself.

It's too strong, isn't it?

Lin Fan blinked, feeling a little unscientific.

"it!"

Suddenly, Lin Fan burst into a foul mouth, originally in Lin Fan's opinion, this fortune teller must have flickered a lot, but now the situation seems to be a little wrong.

"Little boss, are you okay?" Yang Yongkang was stunned for a moment, and then asked, he didn't know what was wrong with the little boss, and suddenly, it was as if he had fallen into a demon.

Tian Shenzhu raised his head and looked at Lin Fan, could it be that something happened to him in this shock?

"It's okay, it's okay. Lin Fan waved his hand, and then continued to make finger cakes, but looked at Yang Yongkang's face more carefully.

More and more pictures appeared in Lin Fan's mind.

"The fortune is so strong, it's like the God of Wealth descending on the top of the head, but this God of Wealth is a little biased, it's partial wealth. ”

Lin Fan felt that he could see a lot of things clearly, and continued to look at it.

"Lottery ticket sales point in front of the school, winning the jackpot ....... ”

"But this God of Wealth seems to be able to leave at any time, that is, there is a change, it seems that by that time, Yang Yongkang may miss this opportunity. ”

When Lin Fan looked at Yang Yongkang unscrupulously, Yang Yongkang felt furious, as if he was being remembered.

This little boss won't have that interest.

Yang Yongkang began to think wildly, feeling that the eyes of this little boss were so evil.

"Teacher Yang, do you usually like to buy lottery tickets?" Lin Fan asked.

"Lottery tickets are never bought, that's all a lie. Yang Yongkang said with a smile, then he was stunned for a moment, and looked at Lin Fan with a surprised expression, "How do you know that my surname is Yang." ”

"Pinch your fingers, believe it or not. Lin Fan said.

Tian Shensuan, who was fooling others, coughed violently, and looked at Lin Fan with a strange face, this kid began to fool people by selling finger cakes.

Could this be that he was infected by this god?

"Haha. Yang Yongkang smiled, feeling that this little boss was too funny, so he didn't think about it so much.

And Lin Fan now understands what the instability factor he sees is, this Teacher Yang has this fortune in his life, if he catches it, he will be rich and noble for a lifetime, if he can't catch it, then it will be no fun.

Just like that sentence, opportunities are grasped by oneself, and if you miss it, you will be gone.

When Lin Fan handed the finger cake to Teacher Yang, he grabbed Teacher Yang's hand.

Teacher Yang was stunned for a moment, and his whole body trembled, this little boss really wouldn't have this kind of hobby.

"Teacher Yang, I look at your face, today's fortune will be all over the sky, there is partial wealth, remember, when you arrive at the school gate, you must go to the lottery point next to it, buy a lottery ticket. Lin Fan said very seriously, if this is true, it will prove that the fortune-telling skills rewarded by this encyclopedia are against the sky.

If you don't win, you don't say it.

When reporter Wang on the side saw this scene, his expression was stunned, and he suddenly wanted to laugh in his heart, this Nima is funny, a magic stick next to him is not enough, even he is a god stick.

For Reporter Wang, I'll just look at it and let you perform to your heart's content.

Tian Shenzhu looked at Lin Fan, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up, Niu Break, this fool is more domineering than himself.

Directly blatantly let people buy lottery tickets, and they are not afraid that they will not be able to win it, and they will cut you directly.

"Huh!"

Yang Yongkang was stunned for a moment, feeling that the little boss's expression was a little serious.

This one.......

Bang!

Suddenly, a thunderbolt fell from the sky and slashed directly next to the vendor.

"it!"

This sudden scene directly scared Lin Fan and almost scared his little heart out.

And the people around him were so frightened that they almost collapsed to the ground.

"Thunder, this is thunder. ”

Lin Fan swallowed his saliva violently, and was careful that his liver had not calmed down yet.

"Warning: The host is insulting the wonderful knowledge of fortune telling, see through it and don't say it, the host is so straightforward to change the fate of others, it is a violation, warn once, don't take an example, otherwise you will be split into a vegetative person on the spot. ”

Lin Fan thought it was a casual fart from God, but he didn't expect it to be an encyclopedia warning.

The surrounding crowd was also frightened far away, all of them were pale, and if they were hacked just now, it would definitely be a dead end.

At this time, Teacher Yang had already hid far away.

"Teacher Yang, don't forget, I can't say it anymore, I'm going to be a fool if I say it again. Lin Fan shouted.

"Bang!"

Another thunderbolt struck.

Lin Fan's calves trembled, and he waved his hand directly, "Don't say it, don't say it, don't split me." ”

And reporter Nawang originally wanted to expose Lin Fan and find some news, but when he saw that this place was so dangerous, he ran away directly.

Lao Tzu is here to find news, not to play with his life.

And those who want to buy finger cakes are also frightened, compared with food, it is still important to live a small life.

"What did you kid do, hurry up and count two hundred yuan for this god, and this god will calculate a hexagram for you. Tian Shenshu hugged the stool directly and hid from Lin Fan far away, this kid must have forcibly inserted the old sow next door, causing the wrath of the sky.

It's a disaster for the fish in the pond.

"I'm ...... day. ”

Lin Fan shouted, expressing his dissatisfaction, isn't this Nima just telling each other, it is necessary to split it again.

If you don't say it, you won't talk about it, really.