Chapter 526: A Wonderful Gathering (6)
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Jiang Qi nodded slightly, looking at this Yu Liang, dressed like an ordinary person, he couldn't tell at all, he was the son of a rich family.
"Hmm...... Well, can I ask?"
At this time, a girl walked over and said to Yu Liang: "I like to be alone for a long time, I want to ask how to confess." β
"Oh...... Girl confession?"
Wang Jian raised his eyebrows, in his eyes, it was usually a boy's confession, right?
"Shh......h
Jiang Qi immediately separated Wang Jian behind him and asked him to be careful, and he didn't know how to be careful about his words and deeds.
"Girls ......"
Yu Liang was also stunned for a moment, although he didn't know why he asked himself, but Yu Liang still said knowingly: "Take retreat as advance, while paying attention to him, understand what kind of girl he likes, understand the characteristics of the opposite sex that he appreciates, and compare his own personality and temperament to see those who can fit him." β
"The most important thing is to calm down and not confess to him recklessly, so as not to scare him away, then you will lose the opportunity to continue attacking. β
Yu Liang looks very much like a teacher, shaking his head is difficult to make others feel disgusted, and continued: "Most Chinese men still like subtle women, you have to be good to him silently, let him feel, let him really pay attention to you, from attention to appreciation, from appreciation to like, from like to love, trickle down, don't be anxious." β
"After all, this is also a major event in the girl's life experience, I hope you can grasp it, even if you don't strive for happiness, at least get valuable life wealth. β
Finally, Yu Liang sighed at the girl and said.
"As soon as you hear this, you know that you are an expert!"
Wang Jian became energetic when he heard this, and immediately sat down next to him and said, "I also have someone I like, can you teach me?"
"Huh?"
Yu Liang turned his head and saw Wang Jian's expectant expression, which didn't seem to be lying.
"Who do you like?"
Jiang Qi is quite strange, Wang Jian actually has someone he likes? and the first one didn't tell him!
"The ......"
Wang Jian's appearance was twisted and pinched, which made Jiang Qi very unaccustomed.
"In Goyang?"
Jiang Qi tilted his head sideways and asked tentatively, wanting to see if what he said was true or false through this method.
"Hmm. β
Wang Jian nodded after a while, and Jiang Qi immediately asked, "I know?"
"So many questions, 100,000 questions?"
If he continues to ask like this, Jiang Qi will definitely know what is going on, and it will not be fun to expose himself at that time.
ββ¦β¦ I know ......."
When Jiang Qi saw this reaction, there were two possibilities in his heart, either he just liked a certain girl he knew, because if he didn't know him, he wouldn't refute it so fiercely, or it was nothing, this kid was afraid that he would expose him, so he said that.
"Okay. β
Clearing his throat, Yu Liang loosened his throat and made a look of sacrificing his life to accompany the gentleman, many people couldn't help laughing, knowing that it was deliberately funny.
Then I only heard Yu Liang say: "Actually, confession is just a process, before you confess, the other party should actually know what you mean." The two of them should have been ambiguous to the point that she is actually your girlfriend, not that she started to like you after you said that she liked you, and the man who confessed without thinking about it is actually ignoring the other party's feelings. β
"Even if the other party likes you, you can only find out the relationship you can on specific occasions and in a specific way, confession is actually to upgrade the ambiguous relationship to a romantic relationship, not to let her know that you like her, in short, before confessing, you already know. β
"I'll summarize some of the mistakes that are easy to make......"
Yu Liang said, snapped a finger and said, "First, Valentine's Day! This is a big taboo, remember that the above is a lover's holiday, if she agrees to a date, it is equivalent to a default relationship with you, unless you are sure, you like her, she doesn't know or doesn't plan to promise you!
"Second, confess without ambiguity: First of all, you have to make sure that people also have a good impression of you, right? Is it too selfish to confess unilaterally, and how can you try it? First hints, first hints that are not easy to guess, and then hints that everyone can see. She will react to these hints. You're taking advantage of these reactions. See what kind of attitude she has towards you. β
"Third, regardless of the occasion, it is too abrupt to confess coldly. And the non-implied confession must be face-to-face. Mobile phone SMS QQ is not good. Only when the atmosphere is very ambiguous when the two of you meet together can you say that I really care about you. β
"Fourth, after a girl refuses, even if she likes you, she may refuse out of reserve. It's very simple, if the relationship between the two is a little estranged after she refuses, it means that she doesn't mean that, if it's more ambiguous, it means that she doesn't really refuse, at this time there is a good way, if you cold her for a while, she will feel a little lost and regretful and then you are looking for an opportunity to cultivate an ambiguous atmosphere alone, preferably at night, and then confess. β
"Fifth, don't go crazy after being rejected, or you will be a stranger. β
"Sixth, when a girl says to be a friend, maybe it's rejection or maybe it's reserved, maybe she wants to observe and see if you're qualified, and the judgment method has been mentioned above. β
Yu Liang said six ways in one breath, each of which made Jiang Qi and the others look at him in a daze.
This can say a few points, love veteran!
"If you really refuse, you won't say much, the latter two are similar, you say, what you want is your words. We need to get to know each other, so let's be friends first, and then take the opportunity to show her that you really like her. β
Yu Liang didn't feel anything abnormal at all, and the other people at the table took out pens and papers and began to memorize.
Then I only heard Yu Liang continue: "Don't be embarrassed, cold ...... Don't get too hot either. Be slightly cold, if she starts to take the initiative after finding that you are slightly cold, it means that she is really interested in you, and it is only a matter of time before you are together...... Forehead...... Why are you looking at me like that?"
It wasn't until the end that he noticed the gaze around him, and immediately sat down in his seat, looking honest.
"Students, knowledge points, I will take the test in the future!"
Adele also noticed the movement here, smiled slightly, and said to everyone.
"The teacher is right. β
"Teacher, I love you the most!"
Many students raised their arms and shouted, with smiles on their faces, now mom doesn't have to worry that I'm a single dog.
"I've really gained a lot of knowledge......
Jiang Xiaoqi also felt that her head was big, this kind of affectionate and loving thing was really the most troublesome.
"There's so much you don't know. β
Jiang Qi heard Jiang Xiaoqi's trough, pinched Jiang Xiaoqi's little nose, and said, "Learn slowly......"
"Hmm. β
Jiang Xiaoqi smiled at Jiang Qi, even if Jiang Qi had a clear conscience, it was really nothing with Jiang Xiaoqi, but this kind of behavior. It was still planned by those people to abuse dogs.
I can't bear to look at it!!
"How many girls have you lied to?"
Wang Jian couldn't bear that kind of dog abuse, so he looked at Yu Liang in surprise, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said, "Recruit ...... from the truth."
"Brother...... No...... I'm giving you an idea......"
Opening his mouth, Yu Liang looked at Wang Jian absurdly, the latter patted his head, only then remembered this matter, smiled slightly, and said, "I'm sorry to ......"
"I didn't ...... Nothing ......."
Yu Liang is a little suspicious now, Wang Jian has someone he likes, is this matter really fake?
After all, Wang Jian's focus on his concern is completely wrong.
"Do you have a girlfriend then?"
Wang Jian put his hand on Yu Liang's shoulder, and Jiang Qi, who had been watching, shook his head, this guy has made an old mistake again.
"There is ......"
Yu Liang's smile this time was quite shy, and it could be seen that Yu Liang liked this girlfriend very much.
"How did you confess? Can you tell us?"
Wang Jian immediately came to his senses and asked again.
"Do you need to say?"
Before Yu Liang could speak, the girl spoke up, only to hear her say: "Candles, roses, microphones, stereos......"
"Dark, killing, arson, lighting ......"
As a result, Wang Jian subconsciously continued. The girl immediately glared at Wang Jian, and Wang Jian immediately stopped talking.
The girl continued to longing: "On a dark and windy night......"
"What a murder!"
Wang Jian raised his head again, and the girl glared angrily and said, "You hate ...... very much"
"I ......"
Wang Jian pointed at himself, and then Jiang Qi patted him on the shoulder behind him and said, "You better sew your mouth shut." β
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Seeing that Wang Jian stopped talking, the girl continued to say longingly: "It's about eight or nine o'clock in the evening." A boy used candles to form a heart shape downstairs in the girls' dormitory of our school, and after setting up the candles, he turned on the stereo and microphone. Holding a rose, use the microphone to feel the girl's dormitory building, a girl's name. After the girl came down, the boy asked the girl to stand in a heart-shaped frame surrounded by candles. Then the boy knelt down on one knee and the confession beganγγγγγ And then, we hugged each other......"
It's worthy of being a woman who likes romance, but it's also clichΓ© enough......
If Jiang Xue was still there, Jiang Qi might not use this way, he preferred to confess in a bland, quiet environment, and then the two of them held hands, and then ......
"Hey...... Your face is red......"
At this time, Jiang Xiaoqi suddenly stuck herself, looking surprised.
"It's okay......"
Jiang Qi took a sip of water for the first time, and then gulped down the panicked water cups.
What the hell is he thinking??? he protects Xiaoqi now and lets her live!
"Not like that......"
Yu Liang scratched his head and said with a smile: "I confessed with a QR code." β
"Poof...... cough cough cough ......"
Hearing the QR code confession, Jiang Qi squirted out a mouthful of water, but fortunately, Jiang Qi reacted quickly, a mouthful of water sprayed on the ground, and looked at Yu Liang in surprise.
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The people around him, listening to what was being said here, were stunned.
QR code ...... It's the payment code that you scan??
It's all right????
Many people looked at Yu Liang's gaze, just like looking at the love saint, and Wang Jian was even more so, and said to him: "You can help me write love letters in the future." β
"This ...... How?"
This sentence was asked by Jiang Qi, and he was really very interested and novel.
"It's simple. β
Yu Liang saw that it was Jiang Qi who asked, so he said directly: "Make a web page by yourself, write a confession on it, then generate a QR code, then draw it on paper, and then give the QR code to the girl, just do it." β
"Draw...... QR code ......"
Such a high-end operation...... QR codes can be drawn??
This man is really talented......
Jiang Qi can only say this, the QR code is almost not good!
"Of course, you can't even draw a QR code, what qualifications do you have to say love?"
Yu Liang said to Jiang Qi seriously: "It's just a lot of effort. β
"I take the liberty of asking, the sentence you confessed is ......"
"128 root number E980. β
Yu Liang didn't hesitate at all, and told Jiang Qi directly, and when he heard this formula, Jiang Qi lowered his head slightly.
"Bullied me for not being good at math ......"
Wang Jian thought for a while, and held back such a sentence, he didn't understand what it meant at all, okay?
But. Many of the people present are top students, and they didn't understand it at first glance, what does this formula have to do with stir-frying?
"What do you mean?"
None of them understood, Jiang Xiaoqi didn't understand it very much, looked at Jiang Qi, and asked.
"SHOW THIS FORMULA, WIPE OFF THE TOP HALF, AND FINALLY LEAVE THE BOTTOM HALF, WHICH IS I LOVE YOU. β
Jiang Qi also thought for a while, then understood the meaning, looked at Yu Liang, and said, "You can think of this, it's really powerful." β
"Aren't you afraid that people will think they want to solve the problem?"
Wang Jian patted Yu Liang's shoulder and said with a sigh: "Young man, you are so bold." β
"People have also successfully taken off the single, don't interject as a single dog. β
Jiang Qi directly pulled Wang Jian away, and said with a serious face: "You better go and confess to your little girlfriend!"
"Uh...... Actually, coach, I want to learn that QR code ......"
Wang Jian scratched his head and said to Jiang Qi with a smile.
"You want to learn everything!"
Jiang Qi shook his hand directly and said, "Can you draw a QR code?"
"This ......"
Wang Jian thought for a while before he said seriously: "I can code ......"
Wang Jian's words caused laughter, and the code was coded, and young people knew it.
"Roll !!"
Jiang Qi shouted at Wang Jian angrily and said, "Wait at the commissary after school." β
"Invite me to dinner??"
Wang Jian cut off, looking indifferent.
(I have insomnia...... I don't have energy for a day, what kind of conditioning do I need to drink to treat this?)
(That mathematical formula can't be written, just express it directly, you can check it, it's indeed a very romantic way to confess, and shy people are also very suitable for this way of confession, it's very romantic, anyway, I like it very much.) As for those confession methods, I read a passage in "One Hundred Ways to Fall in Love", single students pay attention! This is a knowledge point!
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