Chapter 10 I won't stare at my sister's breasts
"Sister still can't recruit you?" I deliberately smiled at my sister with a "river eel" smile. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info.
"Hmph, this is all Zhixiaojun forcing my sister, it seems that it's time to show my sister's killer move!" My sister covered her forehead with her hands, looking like the small universe was about to explode, but no matter how you look at it, there is no deterrent, probably I have never seen my sister really angry...
"Killing moves?" I wondered, wondering what kind of killing moves such a lazy and hopeless sister could have.
"That's right, that's right, Zhi Xiaojun will look at it!" My sister suddenly stood up from her kneeling on the ground, looking serious, it seems that she is indeed going to make a move against me...
Looking at my sister's unusually serious appearance, I don't know why I was a little scared, afraid of the unknown that was about to happen next, which produced this deadliest negative emotion in human beings.
"Come on. I swallowed, my stubborn soul made me bold to declare war on the "evil forces", and if I retreated, then what kind of man am I? Therefore, I must not retreat, I want to be my own brave, I want to overcome myself in courage...
My sister won't have any killer moves!(Weak heart) Probably...
"That's coming... Hey, hey, hey, it's too late for Ji Xiaojun to apologize now... ”
"What are you kidding, I don't want to give in to my sister!"
"Then Zhi Xiaojun is ready to welcome the Muzi Great Hypnotic Technique that I have worked hard to practice for more than ten years!" As she spoke, my sister twisted her body while swinging her hands and constantly making various embarrassing postures, looking like she thought she was very handsome. . .
"Uh......" Mu Zi is big... Hypnosis? Is this making me laugh? That's enough... And these strange and funny postures, please forgive me for not being able to hold back my laughter, "Hahaha~"
"Laughing out loud when he dies, what a cute boy!"
Looking at my sister's still very serious look, I realized that my sister didn't plan to joke, but this serious expression was used on the face of my sister, who has always been unreliable, to make people feel that it was a joke... Since it's rare for my sister to be serious once, let's take a look at what my sister can do.
"Okay, sister, let's start your show... ”
I also want to see my sister's self-proud hypnotic technique, and because I don't believe it, I want to confirm my guess with certainty.
"Oh, wait a minute, I'm going to get ready first... After speaking, my sister took materials on the spot, squatted down and opened a box of chocolates at random, took out a heart-shaped piece of delicate white chocolate, held it with her hand and raised it to the top of her head with one eye closed, pretending to look at it deeply, and her brows were also tightly locked. . . .
...... "Sister, what are you doing?
Suddenly, my sister moved!
This piece of white chocolate that had been looked at fell gorgeously into the "abyss" of my sister's evil......
"Hmm, let's chirp~ (onomatopoeia)"
"Delicious!"
"Uh...... Does this have anything to do with the Great Hypnosis?"
"Yes, of course, it does, it takes a lot of physical effort to launch the Great Hypnosis!"
"So what?"
"So... I didn't hold back.,I ate it.。。。 ”
...... speechless! Sure enough, my sister won't have a serious time!!
"Look, it's really here this time!"
"Oh!" I didn't believe it.
"(Ji Le Pure Land) knock, knock......" As soon as my words fell, my sister's mouth began to sound good about herself background music, and the focus was to sing it with her own mouth!
I'm sorry for my embarrassment!
Was my sister stupid? I wasn't sure before, but now I can be sure! Absolutely! My answer is that there is no reason for hesitation or mistake...
"Ji Hyo-kun, imagine me like a bell that swings from side to side... As she spoke, my sister began to simulate the state, swaying from side to side, with a very serious expression. . .
Swing left and right~
"It's hypnotism launched by using one's own body as a medium, this hypnotic principle I have seen on TV, hypnotists use people's eyes to focus, the state of emptiness behind the brain to invade, so as to control the other party's brain with their own words, change the memory information in the subconscious! ”
"Knock, knock, knock~"
"Uh, sister, can you turn off your far-fetched background music?"
"Knock, knock~" My sister glared at me.
...... "Okay, if it's not off, it's okay, if you're happy, just stare at the "clock" that swings from side to side!"
Trying to concentrate -
Stare at~
Staring at my sister swinging from side to side, my eyes also move from side to side, although I tried hard to concentrate, but my attention was always affected by what was on my sister's chest, not that I wanted to see it, but it was just too conspicuous!
I won't keep staring at my sister's chest!
Anyway, why should I agree to such a boring game? Didn't I say that my sister confessed her mistakes? Why is it that I am now so inexplicably so strange that it is hypnotic? And my sister is blatantly changing the subject, right? Am I being calculated by my sister again? In this case, I am the stupidest person! But fortunately, I am sober now!
"Time should not be wrong, Ji Xiaojun, are you there?"
"Is ...... there? Is my sister talking to me? I'm right here, isn't this nonsense? Isn't my sister seeing me? Or is my sister talking to me subconsciously? She thinks her hypnosis has succeeded?
It's a pity that she didn't succeed in it! Everything is expected, how can a lazy sister be hypnotized!
But in order to get more valuable information out of my sister's mouth, I can pretend to be hypnotized by my sister, as the saying goes, life is like a play, it all depends on acting.
"I didn't answer, it was successful?hahaha, I didn't expect it to be successful for the first time, hehehehe, I turned out to be a genius hypnotist... My sister jumped for joy.
"......" sister really thinks too much, the premise of success is that you need a dutiful actor!
"Ji Hyo-kun, when I eat this chocolate, what I said is what you have to believe!OK?"
(My heart)
Stop up~
"Zhi Xiaojun listen, every year today, there will be no hateful girls to give Zhi Xiaojun chocolates, and there are not many girls who like and have a crush on Zhi Xiaojun, if there is, it must be my sister Muzi, the only person Zhi Xiaojun loves is my sister, and only my sister can accept it, and my sister Muzi is a gentle and beautiful person, so I won't follow Zhi Xiaojun every day and beat away those girls who don't know how high the earth is to confess......"
“……”
…… (To be continued)