"Boss, I will protect you, from now on, I will not leave your side for a moment, uh, I mean not to leave your body, in this way, even if that ghost wants to harm you, it can't be harmed, I also went to buy a few black donkey hooves to put next to your pillow, I watched "Ghost Blowing the Lamp", which said that the ghost is most afraid of this, if that ghost really comes to harm you again, I will use the black donkey's hooves to destroy him. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I looked at Zhang Yi who was lying quietly on the bed, and solemnly assured the boss, while still wondering if the black donkey's hooves were purchased online, in this "Ghost Blowing the Lamp", the world Ba Sing Da did not say where it was purchased.

"Fool, this novel is all fiction, and ghosts are not afraid of those hooves. ”

It's fictional.,Even before I saw the boss this ghost.,I thought about buying a few black donkey hooves to take with me.,It's good to use it to prevent ghosts when walking at night.,Even if there's no ghost.,It's a good weapon to prevent wolves.,After all, a beauty like me who can occupy a seat in the top 20 in the school flower rankings.,I told you that you won't believe it if you don't have a wolf in mind, right?

Now listening to the real ghost saying that the god weapon that the ghost is afraid of in the novel is fictional, I am really half cold, I can't use the hooves of the black donkey, what can I use to protect Zhang Yi, how can my weak mortal body be able to resist the attack of a ghost.

"And what are you ghosts afraid of?"

I looked up at the boss with hope, as long as he said something to be afraid of, I must hurry up and prepare, I must be ready before the arrival of that bad ghost, it is really urgent to protect Zhang Yi.

The boss looked at me and suddenly smiled.

"I don't know what other ghosts are afraid of, but I know that there is one thing I am most afraid of. ”

"What are you afraid of?"

I was curious to death, but the boss suddenly stopped, looking at my smiling expression, he was still selling at this critical juncture, I was anxious and angry, I threatened him with my most fierce expression.

Not only did my threat not work, but it also made the boss laugh again, and I found that every time I was serious, he was always very unserious, and this kind of lack of understanding really drove me crazy, and I was about to wait impatiently, and the boss suddenly leaned down and winked at me mischievously.

"I'm most afraid of you!"

Ah, afraid of me? This is really an unexpected answer, I am not a ghost who wants to harm you, what are you afraid of me for? Am I more terrible than a ghost?

But I'm not stupid, I know he's joking with me and trying to play tricks on me, and I'm not fooled by you.

However, I am still curious to see what reason he will say to play tricks, and I am mentally prepared that no matter what he says, I will be very calm, and let his tricks have no sense of accomplishment.

So I asked him with an expression that I didn't care about no matter what good reasons you said, "Why?"

His eyes were not too enthusiastic, his voice was full of bewilderment, he said: "Because I am ice cream, every time I look at you, I can't help but be melted by you, I am afraid that I will be melted by you and will never be able to find my original self again, I am even more afraid that even if I don't have myself, I still willingly pray for your melting." ”

Well, I was wrong, I underestimated his flirting skills, and overestimated my resistance to being teased, even if I said 10,000 times in my heart to be calm and calm, I still couldn't control my burning face and sharply accelerated heartbeat.

Later, I spent eight yuan on this matter to consult a micro-business in the WeChat circle of friends who operates an emotional redemption business, she gave me an analysis and said: "Your situation is completely that you have not got a driver's license and met the old driver, and you have not been gnawed by others to the bones, you are already very lucky, in view of the fact that you will be pitifully eaten to death by others in the future, this business originally charged eighty-eight, I will give you a discount, eight yuan on the line." ”

This was the analysis that the expert gave me later, but I didn't know it at the time, I was just annoyed and ashamed of my physical reaction to being provoked by him.

So I angrily blushed and shouted, "Who melted you, who melted you", and raised my fist to smash him with all my might, but I forgot that he was not a creature like me now, so I punched through his body and slammed it into my own stomach.

What is called a house leak happened to rain overnight, I grinned in pain, my heart was ashamed, angry and anxious, my mind and body were double destroyed, a variety of feelings were intertwined, and my eyes were a little unassailably red.

The boss finally got a little anxious, the playful smile on his face was gone, and he panicked and imprinted a dense and thin bit of coolness on my eyes.

"I'm joking, I'm joking, how could I be afraid that you would melt me, I wish you had melted me all. ”

It's better not to explain, I raised my fist again in shame, raised it and was about to hammer it down and quickly put it down, I sadly realized that I really didn't have any chance of winning a fight with a ghost.

"Don't be angry, I'm joking with you, I'm afraid you're worried about me too much, I promise that I can protect myself, although I have been separated from my body, but there is something wrong with my body, whether it is someone or a ghost who wants to approach my body and hurt him, I can sense it, no matter where I was at the time, I can also rush back in time to stop it. ”

That's great, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, in fact, I wasn't angry, I also knew he was joking, I was just provoked by his "ice cream and melting" brain picture, I was too shy, and I didn't want to be found out by him, only anger can hide my panic.

"Okay, it's a little late, I'm going to sleep. ”

With my head down, I stepped out of his body, and then flew out of the room and into the opposite room.

As I ran, I prayed in my heart, "Don't hold me, don't hold me," but when I entered my room, not only did the guy not hold me, but he didn't even make a sound, and I couldn't help but feel a little lost.

Later, I deliberately went to the Internet to ask what kind of mentality I belonged to, and there were quite a lot of answers to this kind of question, some said that psychopaths, some said that this kind of woman was too hypocritical, and one of them almost blew me up, saying that this kind of psychological woman is purely hungry and thirsty in her heart, but she has to pretend to be a saint on the outside, I was so angry that I drew a cross on his name on the computer screen directly with an oil pen, you are hungry and thirsty in your heart, and your whole family is hungry.

Later, I struggled to erase the ink marks from my computer screen.

There is a netizen's explanation that is more reliable, saying that this is a typical gain and loss, and it is a pure first love symptom.

As soon as I was happy, I gave him the best praise and gave him five stars.

Ying Er Shao said

I've been reading the data of this book on the starting point online before.,Poor people who collect comments and votes.,It's so good.,I just saw some comments on QQ reading today.,And a little more confidence.,Thank you for giving me affirmation.