Chapter 18: I won't sleep with my mother and sister

"Oops!

A figure was so frightened by the screams of my mother and I that one rolled over and collapsed into the room, letting out a scream of pain. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Oh, no, why does this sound so familiar?

"Ahh

"Shhhh The figure quickly stood up and hurriedly gestured to my mother and me.

"Hey, it's my sister?"

"Muzi?"

When my mother heard my words, she slowly opened her eyes and saw that this terrifying figure was really my sister, and she had a false alarm, so frightened that she broke out in a cold sweat, and suddenly became angry, and rushed out of bed to inflict an over-the-shoulder fall on her sister......

"Ahh

The bewildered sister drew a graceful arc in the air~

Perfect!

"Dong (onomatopoeia for heavy objects falling to the ground)-"

“……”

"Sister, why are you coming to my room? It's so late, don't you sleep?"

"Zhi Xiaojun asked knowingly, I came to attack Zhi Xiaojun on time every day as agreed! I didn't expect that I was given a quick start by a witch today, hmm~" My sister knelt on the floor, and said angrily with her hands on her waist.

...... "On time every day according to the agreement?" Why don't I remember that my sister and I had such a strange agreement?

"What do you mean by being the first to get there? It's obviously that the early bird gets the worm, haven't I taught you such a simple truth before?"

"No, it's not like it! The early bird gets up early because it's too old and doesn't need much sleep at all, so it's okay to get up early when you can't sleep!"

"Muzi, you mean Mom, I'm old?!!"

"That's exactly what it means!"

"It seems that you don't know how to know how thick the sky is!"

"When a person is old, the skin will indeed be thicker than that of a girl!"

“……”

Well, what kind of god is this? Why did my mother and sister get involved in this problem again? My head is so big!

When they are struggling with inexplicable questions, I always feel that there is something wrong with their arguments, is it because my IQ is not enough? Anyway, according to the normal reaction of such a thing, women should feel embarrassed and shy, and why do my mother and sister still seem so "righteous" and "righteous"? Is it because of my values?

"Hmph, witch, such endless arguments are fruitless, since we are all here for the same purpose this time, then let's put aside our grievances for the time being and form an alliance and cooperate, it is important to get down to business!"

"Well, well, that's what I thought!"

After saying that, suddenly two obscene turned their heads at me at the same time and smiled lewdly, their eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile.

"Ji Hyo-kun, hey, hey, hey......"

Belch...... Come back!!

I didn't know whether to say it or not, and I was speechless for a while, like two hungry wolves fighting over a little sheep, but in the end they made a temporary truce and came together to eat the little sheep. Speaking of which, in the end, it wasn't my "little sheep" who was hurt in the end!

I won't be "eaten" by my mother and sister together!

"Then, let's sleep together, Ji Hyo-kun! ”

"Uh-huh... ”

Sleeping together?That's what they're really doing in my room, so how could I agree? I would never say yes, and absolutely refuse!

"Get out!"

“……”

Again, I won't sleep with my mom and sister!

In the end, the unyielding and heroic and tenacious brave (I) defeated the evil forces, expelled my mother and sister to "return home", and "sealed" their borders to prevent the comeback of the demon shrine maiden from causing disaster to the world, although the process was tortuous, but the ending was still gratifying, gratifying...

After doing this, I went back to my room, collapsed on the bed exhausted, and I soon fell asleep again, ending the farce that my mother and sister had provoked.

……

This sleep from the beginning to dawn, sleep until the natural awakening, halfway through the sleep to the death, sleep is extremely comfortable.

"Ah~" After waking up, I stretched my waist, and made a few soft noises from my bones, which were so refreshing that I was almost like I was about to ascend to immortal, so cool that I couldn't speak for a while, and my brain was instantly sober, and the functions in my body gradually returned to normal operation in a night's sleep.

Because today is the weekend, so get up later than usual, a moderate sleep is not a waste of this rare rest time, know how to be lazy is the person who knows the most about life.

"Onomatopoeia for knocking on the door......"

"Sister, get up!"

“……”

"Bell bell (or onomatopoeia for knocking)" ......"

"Mom, get up, don't sleep anymore, it's almost noon... ”

“……”

Although there is enough time for people to have fun and rest on weekends, it is also necessary to pay attention to moderation, if you sleep all day, how can you do it? Life lies in sports, and a person who is too lazy will not have happiness, at least he will not know the joy of labor, and laziness will not have any good results. Having said all this, the simple answer is that I told my mother and sister to get up.

……

After having breakfast with my sister and mother, I always have to find something to pass the time, and how to use my rare rest time to make myself spend a fulfilling and meaningful weekend is a question worth exploring.

"Let's go shopping!" my sister suggested.

"Well, that's a good idea, I just want to bring some souvenirs over there when I go back to China... Mom clapped her hands in support.

"What does Ji Hyo-kun think?"

"Since my sister and mother have already decided, so be it, anyway, stay at home and have nothing to do... ”

"Well, let's do it, hee-hee... ”

"Ha, then before leaving, you wait for me in the living room, I'll go change clothes, and make up again, soon, hehe... ”

"I'm going too... ”

“……”

Tsk, women are really troublesome, isn't it good to be casual? Simpler, don't make it so complicated? Really understand... (helpless face)

……

"Let's go, Ji Hyo-kun... ”

"Hmmm... ”

"Wait for me... ”

"Oh... ”

"Wait for me outside, I'll lock the door... ”

“……”

…… (To be continued)