Chapter 4 I'm not going to be stupid
"I was wrong! I admit it! The child is mine!"
“……”
- Suddenly there was silence! The atmosphere became strange, and that was the most terrifying thing about it. Pen % fun % pavilion www.biquge.info. So, what am I doing here?
Yes, I actually admitted it, but I was forced, and there was nothing at all, but in order to protect my innocence in the outside world and the freedom of life in the face of the "evil forces", I chose to give in, and I also lost my dignity as a man, and I don't want to do this! Sister, look at the good things you have done! How did things come to be like this? Is the fake show really done? Am I being trapped now? What's going on? No, my mind is so messed...
I won't be a beast that attacks my sister at night! You have to believe me! Sister, she won't spoil my child? My sister and I are innocent! No, it shouldn't be a question of innocence from the beginning, it's a matter of eating too much to support a big belly...
Now that I've come to this point, what should I do? What will my mother think of me? Such a stupid deception to believe how "cute" my mother is! A terrible silence is happening, tormenting my own heart every second, is it useful to explain again? Is it useful? It's useless! Oh my God...
"Hahaha~"
At that moment, the sudden laughter of my mother and sister broke the deathly silence, and they fell to the ground laughing and rolled on their bellies, exaggerated to the point that it was not good.
"Huh?"
I was confused by this sudden laughter, what was the situation?
"Ji Hyo-jun is stupid, stupid and cute, hahaha~"
"Muzi is pregnant with Ji Hyojun's child, hahaha......" Mom pounded her hands on the ground, and tears burst into laughter.
Belch...... What's so funny about this? By the way, am I being tricked by my sister and my mother? I was so easily hooked, I knew it was impossible, why did this happen? Is it my mother's acting skills that are so good? Oh my God! Am I stupid?
Knowing the truth, my face turned red all of a sudden, steam came out of my head, I lowered my head, and I felt as if the small universe I had suppressed for a long time was about to explode, stirring the planetary energy in my body, and it was so fast that I couldn't control it, and the volcanic eruption was coming.
Five, four, three, two, one!
"Sister, Mom, you two liars!!" I yelled at them angrily.
"Hey, is Ji Hyo-jun angry?"
"Don't be angry, just kidding... ”
“……”
How could I not be angry, this should be the reaction of a normal person, okay, don't just joke about my innocence! I have to teach my sister and mother a lesson today, how can I always be so prankstering?
"Da! (Onomatopoeia with your hand tapped)"
"Da!"
"Ah, it hurts~" My sister and mother let out a cry of pain at the same time.
I didn't exert much force, but it wasn't light, and I could barely let my mother and sister know the pain so that I could give them a long memory.
"Zhi Xiaojun hit so painfully... ”
"Uh-huh, how can Ji Hyo-kun be like this... ”
My sister and mother squatted on the ground and hugged their heads and pretended to be in pain, pouting and being very unhappy.
"This is to let my mother and sister have a longer memory and know that it is wrong to fix others!"
"It's obviously Jixiao's fault... ”
"That's, that's it, Zhi Xiaojun bullies people... ”
"Da!" (onomatopoeia with hand tapping on the top of the head)"
"Da!"
"Woo woo woo~"
"Anything else to say?"
"No, woo woo woo~"
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"Okay, it's not too early, I'm going to take a shower first... I stood up and said.
As soon as I finished saying this, my sister, who was resting on the sofa, suddenly turned her head to me, looked at me for a few seconds, and then a shallow lewd smile hung on the corner of her mouth.
My sister was just about to speak, but seeing that the situation was not good, I quickly interrupted what my sister was going to say next, and I didn't have to think about it to know that my sister must be adding some evil "flag" again.
"I don't want to take a bath with my sister, so sister, don't have any shameful ideas for me!"
"What, that's not what I want to say, hehe, it turns out that Zhi Xiaojun has always wanted to take a bath with his sister, and he has learned to ♂ hint at it, hehe~" My sister smiled lewdly at me. And my mother was acting next to me, pretending to be surprised, it seems that my mother has been obsessed with acting recently.
I patted my head helplessly, who called my sister always so unreliable and funny, living like a snake spirit disease, rare normal is not normal!
"Sister, you're messing around again.,Please don't be so skinny.,You didn't look like this when you just came home from out of town to take care of me.。。。 ”
"That's because I'm slower to heat.,Besides, what I said is the truth.,Facts!Zhi Xiaojun is a big pervert.,Big pervert!Slightly~" My sister stuck out her tongue and was naughty again...
"......" was speechless, no matter what I said, my sister always had to quibble, and I couldn't say anything about her, the enemy fire was too fierce, so I had to use silence as a defensive weapon.
"What I just wanted to say is that the zipper of Ji Hyojun's pants is not pulled, oh, the black *** hehe... My sister covered her mouth and laughed lewdly.
"Ahh
"Not this time, hee-hee... ”
I slowly lowered my head in disbelief and trembling, looking into the endless abyss underneath......
This time it must have lied to me, I don't believe it, I lied to me, I won't, I won't forget to zip my pants again! I hope this is a lie, if that's the case, I'll burst out of shame!
"Ahh
"Zhi Xiaojun is an exhibitionist, hehehe... ”
I'm not going to be an exhibitionist, this must be a hallucination! I forgot it when I went to the toilet to solve the problem while I was eating in the restaurant, oh my God! It's too much time today, do you want to play with me like this!
After the hysterical screams, I rushed upstairs desperately without blushing, as fast as the wind, as fast as lightning! I want to escape from this shameful world as soon as possible! It was like the end of the world, volcanoes erupting, the oceans roaring, the earth was torn apart, and the universe was destroyed...... I have to run!
What a shame! to die, to die......
…… (To be continued)