Chapter 800: He Xiangdong made a mistake

He Xiangdong continued: "Mr. Zhang has praised me for many years, and he is a very good actor. ”

Zhang Wenhai propped up one hand on the table, he was uncomfortable, holding it could make him a little easier, the audience was not clear, but the actors on the stage understood, and it was precisely because they understood that they were distressed.

Zhang Wenhai tilted his shoulders, leaned sideways, and said, "It's rare for you to praise me." ”

He Xiangdong also laughed twice and replied: "That can't be, with my character, I ......"

Zhang Wenhai didn't say anything, the audience stopped doing it, and there were boos.

Zhang Wenhai was also very happy, and laughed: "Look at it, this is the bright vision of the masses." ”

He Xiangdong was also very helpless, and said to the audience: "Hey, you can't be like this, bully me as an honest man." ”

"Woo ......" was another even stronger boo.

Zhang Wenhai said: "Look at your popularity, it's really not very good." ”

He Xiangdong also nodded in response: "Yes, no wonder I will be scolded so much." ”

"Wow......" The audience heckled even more.

The colleagues in the entertainment industry in the audience were also brought up by the audience, anyway, as long as the audience coaxed together, they would definitely follow suit.

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, I still have to talk about our Mr. Zhang." ”

Zhang Wenhai also took over the conversation: "What are you talking about me?"

He Xiangdong said: "Speaking of your art of praise, you have been praised for so many years, and you have also praised a lot of jokes, but there is one you praise the best." ”

"What?" Zhang Wenhai also asked.

He Xiangdong turned his head and said to the audience: "To tell the truth, our Mr. Zhang is very good at telling the truth. ”

Zhang Wenhai was also looking up and smiling, his thin face was full of smiles.

He Xiangdong said: "You don't know, Mr. Zhang praised me for telling the truth one year, and I forgot all the words, his mouth is broken, and I can't catch it." ”

"Hahaha......" Zhang Wenhai laughed.

The actors on stage were also laughing.

The audience was laughing.

He Xiangdong said to Zhang Wenhai: "Then let's tell the truth again, and you will give me another time?"

Zhang Wenhai smiled: "Okay, if you're not afraid of forgetting the words again, you can do it again." ”

He Xiangdong complained to the audience: "Look at what a kind old gentleman our Mr. Zhang is. ”

"Haha......" The audience laughed and applauded.

Mr. Zhang also smiled: "I'm not proud. ”

He Xiangdong took the fan in his hand, opened his mouth and sang: "If you say that heaven is pro, heaven is not considered pro." ”

Mr. Zhang smiled evilly, held it and said, "This God, he doesn't kiss either?"

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong glanced at Zhang Wenhai and sang: "There are sun, moon and stars in the sky, and the sun and moon shuttle to urge people to grow old, taking away how many people in the world." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "Confucius said that the deceased is like a husband, reluctant to give up day and night." ”

"Hahaha......"

"Woo ......"

The audience booed, they were all laymen, Mr. Zhang was obviously making trouble, who was talking so much when others were singing.

This is a forgotten word that Cheng wants to run He Xiangdong in, I have never seen such a bad one.

He Xiangdong also smiled, glanced at Zhang Wenhai, and sang: "If you say that the land is pro, the land is not considered a pro." ”

Zhang Wenhai also praised: "What's the matter?"

He Xiangdong sang: "The earth grows like gold, how many years have you been vying for fame and fortune, look at the new grave and look at the old grave." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "This is coming to the mass grave, this is." ”

"Haha......"

"Woo ......"

The audience is all coaxing, once the audience's head is up, it can't be suppressed, and now the audience is eager to make a mistake with He Xiangdong, they want to see it too much, the previous boos can be said to be a joke, and now the boos are really coaxing.

Gao Bingsheng has seen the present from the beginning, and he has never left, he saw this scene, and both eyes narrowed with a smile, revealing a complex light.

The showbiz peers in the audience, as well as the other actors of the Xiang Wen Society on the stage, were all looking at He Xiangdong nervously.

He Xiangdong ignored Mr. Zhang's troublemaking, and then sang: "Say that your parents are pro, but your parents are not relatives." “

Zhang Wenhai was surprised: "This father and mother are not close?"

He Xiangdong sang: "Mom and dad can't live forever, and the children in the hall can't stay, and a handful of loess rain tears." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "Everyone's parents have such a day, and they must be filial when they are alive." ”

Just this sentence made He Xiangdong's head shake, he was an orphan and had never seen his parents.

However, He Xiangdong is a professional actor after all, he quickly stabilized his mind, and then sang: "Talking about a son is not a parent." ”

Zhang Wenhai said to He Xiangdong: "Then you have to be careful of your son." ”

"Wow......" There was another boo in the audience.

He Xiangdong was amused: "People leave offspring grass and roots, eight sedan chairs to marry the daughter-in-law, and the son is given to the father-in-law." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "Good guy, this is an upside-down door." ”

The audience was heckling again.

He Xiangdong sang again: "Speaking of relatives, relatives are not relatives." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "This relative is different from his parents and son. ”

He Xiangdong thought in his heart that this is not nonsense, but when he thought about it in his mind, the song on his lips changed: "Relatives are people who meet on the road, brother is like a jackal, brother is like a tiger......"

Singing this, the audience exclaimed excitedly.

They have heard the truth too many times, and they can all sing, so they can hear that He Xiangdong is singing wrong, and everyone is excited.

Zhang Wenhai also raised his head and laughed heartily.

The actors standing on the stage all jumped up laughing, they have been working with He Xiangdong for so many years, this is the first time they have seen He Xiangdong make a mistake, this is too rare.

He Xiangdong also stopped, he was also shaking his head and laughing, stretched out his hands and pressed it, not entangled in the wrong place of his singing, seeing that the audience stopped slightly, he turned the key door and sang loudly: "If you want to say kiss, the audience kiss." ”

"Good ......" The audience's desire to see He Xiangdong make a mistake was satisfied, and they were excited at this moment, everyone was applauding loudly, and the atmosphere was warm.

Gao Bingsheng shook his head and sighed, He Xiangdong sang wrong, the audience is still so popular, there is really no one left.

Xue Guo looked at He Xiangdong's back with a smile in the back, with a meaningful look in his eyes.

He Xiangdong was not affected by the previous mistakes at all, he was even more excited, and sang: "The audience and actors are heart-to-heart, and I remember that there was an old saying in the early years, no gentleman does not raise an artist." ”

"Good ......" the audience applauded again.

He Xiangdong stared at him, and as soon as he made his figure, he came to the moon gate: "Yesterday, I came to Saibei in the wind and snow, and today I went to the south of the Yangtze River, and the peach and apricot compete for spring." ”

"I advise you, don't be a gentleman of wine and wealth, don't get involved in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, just come to the literary club if you have nothing to do, and listen to the two cross talks and scatter your mind. He Xiangdong hugged his fists and sang: "Hug your fists and bow your hands to the ranks, and I wish you all - to attract wealth and treasure, and to make money every day." ”

"Good. The audience applauded, and the applause broke through the sky. Everyone knows that the 10th anniversary performance of Xiang Wenshe is coming to an end, and the truth is the song at the end of the performance.

The host came out pushing a big cake, and the sound of the theater was also playing birthday songs.

He Xiangdong's eyes showed emotion and relief, and he said happily: "It's the tenth anniversary of Xiangwen Society, don't be in a hurry to leave, stay and eat some cake." ”

"Good ......" really didn't have a few audience members, and many people came to the stage to share the joy of celebrating the birthday of the literary society.

Lan Bo glanced at He Xiangdong deeply in the audience, didn't say anything, pressed the cap down again, and went out with his head down.

Seeing this, the two lucky reporters hurriedly took two more photos.

Other colleagues in the entertainment industry also left one after another.

He Xiangdong also said on stage: "Come, Xiao Gao, go backstage and take out all the cakes sent by the audience and share them with everyone." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he glanced at each other to a few little ghosts in the literary society, Xiao Wu, Xiao He and Xiao Xue.

A few people laughed evilly, rushed to the cake while people were not paying attention, reached out and grabbed a few handfuls, and the previous handfuls all hit He Xiangdong's face, He Xiangdong instantly became a white man, with a thick cream on his face, He Xiangdong was stunned.

"Haha. Xue Guo raised his head and laughed, his mouth opened, and as a result, a ball of cake was steadily thrown into his mouth, and when he looked down, it was his son Xiao Xue who did it, this is happiness and sadness.

Seeing that they got it, these little devils were like crazy, grabbing the cake and throwing it everywhere, the actors on the stage, the audience, no one ran away.

And then, it's a mess.