Chapter 1052: The All-American Idol Is My Girlfriend?
Liu Ruihua smiled at Li Shanshan and said, "Yes, the report must be reported, let me think about how it should be reported." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info let's go to the room to rest for a while. Soon, Yifei's father's head of the headquarters will arrive. ”
Liu Yifei said excitedly: "Shanshan, you and Ruihua should study how to report this matter." I think this is going to drive Americans crazy!"
Liu Ruihua snorted: "Go crazy? That's what you deserve! Good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil, it's not that the time has not yet come! Americans also have today??"
Liu Yifei said strangely: "What do you mean?"
Liu Ruihua waved his hand and said, "Go back to the room." I'm going to think about something...... And that Australia, which slandered us for taking medicine for the Olympics before...... Haha, they also have today!"
Next, Liu Ruihua recalled a Sino-US fighter plane collision incident that shocked China and foreign countries in previous history.
I remember that on 1 April 2001, a Chinese and US fighter plane collided over the South China Sea, when a US Navy EP-3 reconnaissance plane was operating over the waters southeast of Hainan Island, and two of our Jian-8 military planes tracked and monitored it. During this period, the US plane suddenly turned towards our plane, and its nose and left wing collided with one of our planes, causing the Chinese plane to crash and the pilot Wang Wei to go missing. Due to serious damage, the US plane entered China's airspace without the permission of the Chinese side and made a forced landing at Lingshui Airport in Hainan.
It is said that after the plane landed, the American devils refused to come out for a long time, and an officer in Huaxia got these American GIs out of the plane with a few clicks!
At that time, this incident caused a stir and the world was shocked......
Later, China rejected the request of the United States to send an expert repair team to Hainan to repair the plane and then let the EP-3 fly back to the United States on its own.
Of course we're going to dismantle!
As soon as the plane landed, the nose radar of the EP-3 was dismantled! It is said that the military experts at that time were ecstatic! This is a good thing that cannot be changed! At this point, China's radar and related military electronic technology have been improved by 10 years at once!
And the American side is in the cup - since the communication code can be deciphered, they have to mobilize the whole army and change a lot of equipment and passwords.
Thinking of this, Liu Ruihua said to himself: "Hehe, is this retribution? Hehe, now that I have brought six planes at once, can the meat in my mouth be spit out so easily? Lao Tzu will not even give you the opportunity to disassemble this time! Let you know what karma is!"
Jiang Feng walked over at this time, and just heard Liu Ruihua talking to himself, so he asked: "Ruihua, I just received a notice from the headquarters that Chairman Wang and military experts have come by special plane, and they are expected to arrive at 8 o'clock in the evening. Also on the plane were reporters from China's major media, diplomats, and foreign affairs personnel. Our celebration dinner was repeatedly postponed just to wait for Chairman Wang and them. ”
Liu Ruihua nodded, pondered for a while, and said, "It's nothing late at dinner." Now it's not a matter of eating, the most important thing next is to fight a war of words. We can't be passive, because once the United States is allowed to report this matter first, they will come to a wicked person and sue us first! By the way, have the six planes been hidden?"
Jiang Feng said: "Don't worry! According to your instructions, we would have put these planes in the hangar a long time ago! Unless US military satellites are constantly monitoring our airport 24 hours a day, they have no evidence that any US planes have made a forced landing!"
Liu Ruihua snorted coldly: "It doesn't matter if you know! They have entered China's airspace within 100 kilometers of our land, and there is data on the plane, and I have filmed it with a camera!"
Within 100 kilometers belong to our airspace...... If it is a civilian plane, it can pass through with a fixed route, but they are fighter planes! We are considered captured trophies! Do you think they still want these planes back? They just want to pay to buy these planes back, and we will not do it!"
At this time, a soldier came in and said that the Navy comrades had returned in a helicopter with two American parachutist pilots. It seems that it took a lot of time to find the two American pilots, after all, the weather was bad in the first few hours, and now the weather is much better.
Liu Ruihua walked to the American's room and shouted into the room: "Mr. Smith, your other two friends are here, you can come out alone to greet them! You have to thank God...... And of course thanks to our navy, because they are all alive!"
The Americans in the living room cheered...... To tell the truth, they have no experience of abandoning the plane and parachuting, and they have no bottom in their hearts. Just now they were still worried about their two comrades-in-arms, the vast sea, if they didn't rescue in time, what if they parachuted?
Now that I know that my teammates are safe and sound, I should be glad!
As soon as Smith walked out of the door, Liu Ruihua said again: "Oh, by the way, bring the key to your weapons cabinet, and your two friends' equipment also needs to be safekept...... Isn't my friend a good friend? Facts have proved that our two armies are friendly!"
Liu Ruihua was in a good mood at this time, and he didn't forget to joke and tease the other party, asking if he was a friend enough? Are the two armies friendly?
Smith smiled wryly, "Ah, that's good...... Enough friends, very good to us! Of course, our two armies are friendly!"
After saying that, he said with contempt in his heart: "You said that you gave me a car, but you only gave me a car key and took the car away -- then I don't have nothing? It's too treacherous! But at least this disguised gun surrender method will not be too embarrassing!"
Liu Ruihua took Smith outside, and saw that the navy had escorted two "prisoners" over, and these two guys really looked like "prisoners" because their bodies were tied up! Needless to say, the weapons were naturally confiscated. This includes the Mr. who made Liu Ruihua grit his teeth a little bit.
One guy was still bruised and purple, and it was clear that he was treated well and warmly welcomed - this was supposed to be the active skydiving one.
Liu Ruihua stepped forward and shook hands with the leading navy and said, "Thank you, isn't it exciting to capture prisoners so gloriously?"
Of course, Liu Ruihua and the person in charge of the navy are not afraid of the American pilots hearing the Chinese, and this will not blow their young hearts.
The person in charge of the navy smiled and said: "Yes, I have been a soldier for so many years, and it is the first time I have captured a prisoner.
The head of the Navy handed over the pick-up and another American pilot who had taken the initiative to parachute and left.
Liu Ruihua smiled and said to the guest: "If I am not mistaken, you call it 'picking up customers'?" Of course, the person is actually Jack.
The pick-up snorted: "Knowingly asked." Your Excellency, you are so despicable!"
Liu Ruihua shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Meanness is my specialty, I have to give full play to my specialty, right? By the way, what is the name of this American hero who took the initiative to parachute? I'm also a good dog......
"My name is 'Prostitute'......" The American pilot didn't have a good air.
Liu Ruihua fainted! He smiled bitterly and said, "Good guy, there are customers, there are customers, there are prostitutes...... You are the legendary **** dragon! I really admire it! Let's go. I think you need to get some rest. How can you go to the United States like this?"
Liu Ruihua's sentence was said in Chinese, but the word "n" was heard by Americans.
"What?n?Your Excellency General, do you mean the n.," several American pilots became as excited as if they had met an old acquaintance in a foreign land.
Liu Ruihua nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I invited you to a famous female reporter in the United States, it is said that her name is Li Shanshan? I don't know if there is such a person, maybe she is a female liar." ”
"What? Sansan Lee? Oh, no, Your Excellency General, you can't insult my dream girl! Sansan Lee is the idol of all Americans, how can you say that she is a fake? If you continue to insult her, please kill me!"
"Ahh Merely...... I'm just kidding, you can't do it to die or live, right?" Liu Ruihua was a little dizzy, is Li Shanshan so powerful?
"Your Excellency, General, please don't joke, we mean it! Please don't insult her again!" Several American pilots raised their eyebrows.
"Sao Rui Saorui...... Well, I'm really kidding, let's go, you go back and stay in good shape, I'll ask your Shanshan Lee to interview you. After Liu Ruihua finished speaking, he scolded again: "Damn, what is this called? You put Lao Tzu's woman on the spot, and Lao Tzu is still the lover of your dreams, and you are still going to be soothing? It's really funny! If it weren't for Shanshan, Lao Tzu wouldn't be too lazy to pay attention to you!"
Smith was excited, and he stammered, "General...... Are you sure you're not kidding? Are you sure you've got the idol of all Americans, Sansan Lee?"
Liu Ruihua laughed loudly: "Haha, I'm sure! Others may not please touch her, but as long as she makes a phone call, she will fly to me immediately even if she is on Mars!"
"Why?" the American pilots collectively asked.
"Because she's my daughter...... Oh, I can't tell you this question right away, otherwise, you won't be impressed!" Liu Ruihua originally wanted to say that it was because Li Shanshan was my girlfriend, but then after thinking about it, he didn't want to face a group of abnormal humans.
Oh God, that's it again? The American pilots are collectively mad.
Liu Ruihua looked at the American pilot who was gritting his teeth and said with a smile: "Okay, let's not talk about it, I guarantee that you can meet Shanshan Li, and you will meet right away! Then, I will invite you to drink at night! I will introduce you to some friends." Mr. Smith, lock their weapons in the safe first, and then come back and settle your friends. Hey, why bother skydiving? Look at this scarred ...... It seems that skydiving is really not fun. ”
Smith dared not speak out in anger now, and the injuries on his comrades-in-arms were clearly artificial...... But now people have to bow their heads under the eaves, just bear with it!
After seeing Smith leave, Liu Ruihua said to Jiang Feng: "Let them dress up first, take a bath, and eat something, I'm afraid they will faint from hunger." It's not okay to be hungry, these days they have to rely on their mental state, they have to be interviewed by reporters. ”
Jiang Feng said: "I have been ready for a long time! The entire first floor of the sixth floor of our base guest house has been given to them! The conditions are very good, and it is easy to control." ”
Liu Ruihua smiled: "That's good, I'll call the American reporter over now!"
After Liu Ruihua finished speaking, he picked up the phone and called Li Shanshan, asking her to come over with the guy immediately to interview the American VIPs. Li Shanshan went to the room to take a bath just now.
Li Shanshan said that she was very tired, and the interview was okay, so she had to ask Liu Ruihua to massage her muscles!
Liu Ruihua is overjoyed, massaging muscles? It seems that the muscles of girls are very plump, especially **** muscles.
Thinking of this, Liu Ruihua returned to his heart like an arrow, and said to Jiang Feng with a haha: "Aha, what's that...... I'm so tired today...... Go back to the room and take a rest, Chairman Wang is here and calls me. ”
Jiang Feng smiled evilly: "Are you going back to the room and talking to my younger siblings?"
Liu Ruihua was very thick-skinned and pretended not to hear.
Ten minutes later, in the VIP room of the military guest house, Liu Ruihua's head was resting on Liu Yifei's thigh, and Cai Zhuoyan and Li Shanshan were giving him a full body massage.
Well, don't think about it, it's a standard massage!
Li Shanshan is more sad, originally Liu Ruihua was for her, who knew that the guy was not called a massage at all, it was called a "random touch", Li Shanshan was in front of Cai Zhuoyan and Liu Yifei, of course she was embarrassed. In this way, Li Shanshan, who originally enjoyed Liu Ruihua's massage, has now become a massage for Liu Ruihua's classmate.
It's just that too much has happened today. Now a few people are careful, and their livers are still fluttering and jumping. Now a few of them need to be quiet, feel about life, and cultivate feelings.
Liu Ruihua closed his eyes and said, "Yifei, your father will be here later, you have to blow it now." I found a good son-in-law. ”
Liu Yifei said excitedly: "This is true. You have no idea how happy and excited my dad was when he heard of your great achievements. ”
Liu Ruihua smiled proudly. The heart said that my brother, my great achievements were also earned by hard work.
At this time, Liu Yifei was worried: "Ruihua, you see...... To make my dad see so many girlfriends of you......"
Cai Zhuoyan said: "That's right, Yifei's father is the vice chairman of the headquarters, and he wants to save face." It's hard to explain. ”
Liu Ruihua waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter, don't worry, Comrade Wang Zhenghua knows that I have many girlfriends, and he won't say anything." Besides, I'm a big hero now, how can Chairman Wang not give me face?"
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