Chapter 347: A Hairless Rabbit
When Dog 5 took the lead and was about to catch the hare that was scurrying, a cold arrow was fired at Dog 5, and the dog was killed by the dark arrow just like the Dog Dog who died in the previous game.
The moment this cold arrow was shot, Zhu Dachong showed a smug smile, he couldn't help but want to think that the person who wanted to win him Zhu Dachong was not yet pregnant!
Zhu Dachong's sneer hung on his lips, and before he disappeared from the corners of his mouth, his eyes widened, as if they were propped up by matchsticks.
Zhu Dachong's eyes flew out of a high-speed spinning playing card, and the dark arrow shot at his subordinates flew over, just when the dark arrow was about to hit the head of the No. 5 dog, the arrow had touched the hair of the No. 5 dog, the playing card came quickly, and the dark arrow was cut in two, and the arrow and the tail of the arrow landed at that time.
"I'll check, what a powerful poker card, could it be that the gambling king has appeared?"
Zhu Dachong jumped up like Quanjude's roast duck stepping on his feet, terrified.
"Grandma, put arrows at Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu doesn't believe that you can't shoot this dead dog!"
The dark arrow just now has become the current bright arrow, Zhu Dachong commanded his subordinates to release the arrows, and more than a dozen of his subordinates bent their bows and arrows, and shot arrows at the No. 5 thin dog together, this scene is like an ancient shooting competition.
"Hey, I'm rushing! Ming people don't do dark things, you have done both bright and dark things!"
Zhu Dachong grinned: "Hehe, young master, this world is a big fish eating fish, you have to do whatever it takes, the winner is the king, and the loser is the villain!"
Gao Feng was also happy: "Okay, it depends on who is the king and who is the Kou, the magic is one foot high and one foot high, you will always remember it!"
More than a dozen arrows were fired at the No. 5 dog in unison, and one arrow from a dog's head could penetrate, but if it could withstand ten arrows, it would have to be shot to pieces.
Zhu Dachong's archery subordinates are well-trained, and it seems that they have practiced a lot, and the level of arrows they shoot is no less than that of professional athletes, and the accuracy is quite high.
Seeing that the head of the No. 5 thin dog was about to be shot into rotten heads by more than a dozen ringing arrows, more than a dozen playing cards flew out of the air, spun and flew towards the dozen or so ringing arrows, and split the dozen ringing arrows into two like the first playing card at the beginning, and cut off the arrows and fell on the ring.
"I'll check, young master, you're such a powerful poker player, you can play this poker card amazingly, you can use it as a knife."
However, young master, don't you know how to play poker, then Ben Zhu will play with you to see who has more arrows or more poker cards?
Brothers, give Ben Zhu ten thousand arrows, Ben Zhu doesn't believe it, he has 54 playing cards, which can be worth our ten thousand arrows!"
Zhu Dachong was more energetic, he did prepare a lot of bows and arrows, and under his order, hundreds of his subordinates all bent their bows and arrows together and shot arrows at the No. 5 thin dog, and it was like a rain of arrows.
Seeing that these hundreds of arrows were shot at the No. 5 thin dog, Zhu Dachong's pig mouth was like a spittoon, and he looked carried away when he picked up five yuan.
"Hehe, young master, you see, Ben Zhu doesn't have many other things, but there are a lot of bows and arrows, these hundreds of arrows are enough for you, so you can let go of the flying poker cards." ”
"Haha, Lao Zhu, Young Master Ben admires you very much, you are like Zhuge Liang, I guess you have rowed a boat and borrowed arrows, where did you get the disposable chopsticks to make arrows."
But, Lao Zhu, no matter how many arrows you have, Young Master Ben doesn't have to fly poker. ”
Gao Feng is right, the arrows shot by Zhu Dachong's subordinates, the first dozen or so arrows are like real arrows, and the bows and arrows in the back are all used as bows and arrows with chopsticks.
Gao Feng couldn't help laughing when he saw Zhu Dachong's people using disposable chopsticks as bows and arrows, but Zhu Dachong didn't think so.
"Young master, Ben Zhu's bow and arrow is indeed a disposable chopstick, but this disposable chopsticks are also sharp weapons, and it is also a trivial matter to explode the melon seeds of this thin dog's head, why don't you use flying cards?"
Gao Feng said: "Zhu Dachong, Young Master Ben admires your pig's head very flexibly, and thinks of using disposable chopsticks as a bow and arrow."
However, Young Master Ben doesn't dare to compliment the accuracy of your men, you should open your eyes wide and look at the ring, they didn't shoot a single hair of the No. 5 thin dog with a hundred arrows, but shot the rest of the dogs like hedgehogs. ”
Before Gao Feng's words fell, Zhu Dachong howled in surprise.
"I'll check, you stupid pigs, let you shoot the No. 5 dog, what are you shooting the other four dogs for?"
As Comrade Gao Feng said, Zhu Dachong's group of subordinates fired thousands of arrows in unison, but they didn't even shoot the hair of the No. 5 thin dog, but they shot the other four thin dogs like hedgehogs, and the disposable chopsticks pierced the whole body of the four thin dogs, and the four thin dogs didn't even have the kung fu to howl, so they all died.
"I'll check and check, you pig heads, you all have pig eyes, what kind of archery do you usually practice, so many of you haven't even shot a No. 5 thin dog!"
Zhu Dachong couldn't help but scold, so angry that he was about to explode his pig lungs, blowing his beard and glaring at his eyes in a rage, and his subordinates also defended.
"Boss Zhu, you can't blame us, we are the No. 5 thin dog that is aiming, who let you save costs, you don't need to use disposable chopsticks for real arrows, this is a crooked hit!"
"Crooked your grandmother's head, with you crooked like this, you are all crooked to 108,000 miles. ”
Zhu Dachong jumped up, picked up his pig palm and hit them one by one, these beaten subordinates were still not convinced, and fought with him on the basis of reason.
"Boss, you don't care, what is the difference of 108,000 miles, the difference of one or two meters, if you don't believe it, we can take a three-meter tape measure and measure it to see if it is one meter. ”
Encountering such a more serious subordinate, Boss Zhu Dachong was completely speechless, he was so angry that he almost foamed at the mouth, and he died at that time.
"Lao Zhu, don't be nervous, you lost this game completely, you just admit defeat. ”
Gao Feng said to Zhu Dachong, and Zhu Dachong shook his head and melon seeds.
"Young master, Ben Zhu's men are indeed stupid, they shot the other four thin dogs, that doesn't mean that you have won the game, at least the No. 5 thin dog hasn't bitten the hare yet." ”
The other four thin dogs were shot to death by their stupid men, but before the No. 5 thin dog bit the hare, the game was not yet at the final moment, Zhu Dachong thought so.
"Haha, Zhu Dachong, open the pig's eyes and take a look, this No. 5 thin dog not only bit the hare, but even the hare was swallowed alive and only a rabbit hair remained!"
Gao Feng couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh, pointed to a piece of rabbit fur in the ring, and told Zhu Dachong boss, Zhu Dachong glared at his two pig eyes, he couldn't believe the scene in front of him, sure enough, there were only some rabbit fur left in the ring, and the hare was missing.
Zhu Dachong stared at the two pigs for a quarter of an hour, and then looked up to the sky and smiled: "Haha, this is very good! This is what Zhu wants!"
Master, there are only some rabbit fur left in the ring, how can you determine that this hare was eaten into the stomach by the No. 5 dog, and not the other four dogs?
In this way, it is not certain who wins and who loses, if you want to know who wins and who loses, then you have to find a forensic doctor to dissect the fine dog to see which thin dog ate the hare. ”
"I'll check and check, okay, you scoundrel Zhu Dachong, this is all obvious, the rest of the thin dogs are dead, just the No. 5 thin dog is alive, of course, only this No. 5 thin dog is the winner, you pig-headed three are too shameless scoundrels!"
Gao Feng couldn't help but explode foul language, and scolded this Comrade Zhu Dachong, not only Comrade Gao Feng scolded him for being a scoundrel, but even the other people present, including Zhu Dachong's subordinates, all sprayed Zhu Dachong together.
"Zhu Dachong, you scoundrel, Zhu Dachong, you are shameless, Zhu Dachong, you are a bastard.
Zhu Dachong, the other four thin dogs were obviously shot to death by us, only the No. 5 thin dog is left alive, and the hare must have been eaten by it!"
Everyone sprayed Zhu Dachong shameless scoundrel, at this time there was a person who rushed to the stage, and the No. 5 thin dog bitten, there was a hand-to-hand combat with the No. 5 thin dog, the battle was extremely fierce, and finally that person won, the No. 5 thin dog was bitten to death, and the belly of the No. 5 thin dog was torn open, revealing a hairless hare, and the person took the hairless hare and roared hoarsely at Zhu Dachong.
"Zhu Dachong, have you seen it, this is the hare, I am the forensic doctor, I have dissected this thin dog!"
This person is also a blur of flesh and blood, the whole person is like a bloody person, there is no clean place, and even the eyes are stained with dog blood, and the blood is very terrifying.
However, everyone knows this person, he is Comrade Xiang Guangming, and only he is a ramp man in rags, and no one does not know him Xiang Guangming.
"Xiang Guangming, you are holding a hairless rabbit in your hand, can you prove that it is a rabbit, is it not some other animal, such as a pig or a dog!"
Xiang Guangming took the hairless hare, and the whole person seemed crazy, but this Comrade Zhu Dachong did not admit it, and was still quibbling, trying to prove to Guangming that this hairless rabbit was a rabbit.
"I'll check and check, okay you Zhu Dachong, you are so shameless to the limit, this rabbit fur is on this ring, why isn't it that hare!"
Xiang Guangming was really crazy, pounced on those rabbit hairs, wanted to get those rabbit hairs back to the hairless hare, and he wanted to prove to Zhu Dachong that this was the hare that was chased by the thin dogs.
The rabbit fur can't go back to the hare, and when it rushes to the light, the rabbit fur in that place flies off like a flying feat, and flies everywhere in the hole, as if the summer poplar floc is flying all over the sky.
"My rabbit fur, my rabbit fur, you come back, come back, you rabbit fur to the light!"
Xiang Guangming went completely insane, he frantically pounced on the rabbit fur that flew away, the rabbit hair was so light, Xiang Guangming was afraid that it would take a hundred years to pounce on them.
Seeing that Xiang Guangming was crazy, Zhu Dachong was overjoyed.
"Haha, Xiang Guangming, you go to your rabbit fur, as long as you restore the rabbit fur to the hare, I will admit that it is the hare, and admit that you have won. ”
As soon as Zhu Dachong's big mouth opened, the hairless rabbit jumped towards him and pounced directly on his front door, Zhu Dachong was frightened and fell to the ground on the spot.
It turned out that although the hare had no hair, it was alive.