"You shouldn't come!" Hao Yun looked at the heroic Xiahou Yongyue with a sad face. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"If you don't come, will you be lawless?" Xiahou Yongyue also entered the play, it seems that Hao Yun's school guys are all old artists.

Hao Yun put down the gun in his hand and said, "Do you know? I've always had you in my heart... I can't shoot at you! Kill me, I have no regrets for dying at your hands. ”

Xiahou Yongyue put the muzzle of the gun on Hao Yun's helmet and said, "Stop talking flatteringly!" I won't take a word from you again! I don't believe every word, every word, every punctuation mark of yours! ”

"I love you..."Hao Yun's eyes were as clear as water and looked at Xiahou Yongyue, he learned this trick from Chaowei Actor, in order to learn this look, he scrapped at least five bottles of eye drops.

"Die!" Xiahou Yongyue was about to pull the bolt, and Hao Yun lay on the ground with a spirit.

Looking at Hao Yun's embarrassed appearance, Xiahou Yongyue sneered: "Aren't you going to die? Why dodge? ”

"Why did you turn a blind eye to the performance that should cooperate with me? You're really shooting! I can see it well, and you're going to collapse me in the next second! The most poisonous woman's heart, you! Hao Yun rolled on a lazy donkey and ran five meters away, and then he raised his head and shouted to Xiahou Yongyue in embarrassment.

"Sensibility can kill people! Go to hell! Xiahou Yongyue raised the gun and shot like a burst of rainstorm pear blossoms, which made Hao Yun disgraced, if it weren't for the jumping movement to protect himself, he would have been beaten into a sieve long ago.

Hao Yun moved in place and directly pulled out the Dao Phantom, as if Hao Yun was everywhere within a radius of five meters, and Xiahou Yongyue didn't know where to shoot for a while. Hao Yun rushed behind Xiahou Yongyue with lightning speed, and pulled out a spare pistol from the holster on his leg and put it on the back of Xiahou Yongyue's head.

"This time I won!" Hao Yun looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "No matter how good you are, you can't escape from the headmaster's Five Finger Mountain!" Obediently tell your people to surrender, and this headmaster will leave you alive. ”

Xiahou Yongyue said with a painful face: "You shoot!" I don't want to live anymore! ”

"You say shoot and shoot? How faceless am I? Hao Yun smiled wildly and said, "I am a sword, and you are a fish." Come, fish meat, let me hear it! ”

"Dreaming!" Xiahou Yongyue gritted her teeth.

"Oh yo yo yo, what a tsundere little queen! I'm suddenly interested in you! Let's go! I'm going to take you seven times! Hao Yun said with an evil face, as if the domineering president was possessed.

Xiahou Yongyue didn't speak, but the helmet above Hao Yun's head suddenly vibrate, and then flashed red.

"Ahh I've been shot! Who is it? Who killed me? I'm so unwilling! The grand plan hegemony talks and laughs, and the voice of the world is abnormal. Yue'er, if there is an afterlife, I would rather live up to the country... Yue'er... I... I..."Hao Yun fell to the ground and "died".

Xiahou Yongyue looked at Hao Yun who fell to the ground and "died" in a daze, and suddenly burst into tears: "Yun'er! My luck! You don't go! Didn't you say you love me? You're going to be talking! How can you bear to keep me? Yes! In the heavens are willing to be winged birds, in the earth are willing to be even branches, the days are long and sometimes endless, and this hatred is endless! The general died in battle, how can the concubine survive? Yun'er, wait for me! I'm coming! ”

After saying that, she aimed the gun at her helmet and pulled the trigger, and then she "died" in front of Hao Yun. After the two executives lived and died together, Sima Junan walked over with a gun.

He lit three cigarettes in front of Hao Yun's "corpse": "Boss! Originally, I was going to give you long-range fire support and kill Xiahou with one shot, but I didn't expect... The special code is crooked! Don't be embarrassed for me as soon as you wander for five miles as the husband and wife peacock flies southeast! The money is not enough to spend and tell me, I will help you burn it, and you will play 100 million in mahjong in the future! ”

Hao Yun's corpse was so angry that the roots of his teeth hurt after listening to Sima Junan's words, and the good situation was buried by this pig teammate! said that the good seven captures and seven verticals, the domineering president has become a river of spring water flowing eastward, ask how sad you can be!

After the three cigarettes burned out, Sima Junan opened the safety on the gun: "Headmaster, I will inherit your will and fight the women's army to the end!" If you die, you will have your own descendants, children and grandchildren, endlessly! ”

Endless your sister! Hao Yun complained silently in his heart, his last words just now were his last words, and once he spoke again, it would be a foul. According to the convention, the foul player needs to perform at the bonfire in the evening, and if the audience is not satisfied, he needs to drink to pay the guilt!

Sima Junan was draped in the noon sun, like a god of war in golden armor, he held a gun in one hand, and began to sweep the unprepared female teacher's camp.

The surviving female teachers saw Sima Junan's backlash, and immediately shot back, and after going back and forth, Sima Junan didn't know where the stray bullet hit: "Ah! I've been shot! I remembered the running in the sunset that afternoon, it was my lost youth... Principal Hao, if there is an afterlife, I will still be your subordinate! ”

With the death of Sima Junan, Uncle Luban, the referee hidden behind the scenes, appeared, and he announced that the first live CS competition of the attached primary school was a complete success, and the winning team was the female teacher team that occupied the right time and place.

"Hooray!"

"We've defeated the Headmaster!"

"The headmaster is putting on a show!"

"Does the principal do striptease?"

"You're evil, but I like it!"

"How about pole dancing on the school flagpole? Let me tell you, don't look at the headmaster's eyebrows, but he definitely has eight-pack abs! ”

"You can see that? Female driver! ”

With the end of the war, the dead can also be resurrected, Hao Yun patted Xiahou Yongyue, who was pressing on him, and said, "Hey! Get up! You're heavy! ”

Hao Yun's words were so angry that Xiahou Yongyue fell, did you say that about girls? Saying that girls are fat is tantamount to pointing at their noses and telling them that you are so ugly! It's not a joke to cover up all ugliness with white, and one fat to destroy everything. In good conscience, Xiahou Yongyue's figure is quite good, and her perennial exercise has kept her figure at the level of the devil, but her full mountain peaks have brought her a heavy burden.

"But your acting skills are really good! Especially the final martyrdom, it is simply a performance of the last life of a tragic woman! Couldn't have been more praised! Hao Yun cocked his thumb and praised.

"Humph! Is that! Compared to me, your unobtrusive acting skills are simply not in the flow. Let's learn the self-cultivation of actors! Xiahou Yongyue sneered.

"I don't know what kind of sample film Uncle Luban can cut out - those stupid girls probably don't know that this time's live CS is recorded in the whole process, and it will definitely surprise their eyes when the time comes." Hao Yun smiled evilly.

Why did the school's Big Three start acting as soon as they entered the fighting state? That's because there's a camera! Hao Yun dares to ensure that every corner of his school has a high-definition camera in operation, and there is a sound collector on the camera, and the things taken with this thing are absolutely high-definition, which is higher than the camera pixels of the fruit mobile phone.

The monitoring system in the school was bought by Hao Yun and Hao Ling'er, yes, it was bought from the system! Hao Ling'er's processing workshop needs to be operated at a cost, so she needs funds. Where does the money come from? Of course it's Hao Yun! Therefore, there are a lot of future technologies hidden in unknown corners of Hao Yun's school, and this super monitoring system is just the tip of the iceberg!