There are two kinds of people who die, one is those who have real skills, this kind of people are challenging themselves when they die, and they are bold and bold, they are not afraid at all, which is called ability; Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

In Fan Wenquan and He Xiangdong's opinion, Chen Jun is just looking for death, he has only been on the stage for a few days, and he still sang Allegro and Taiping lyrics the first few times, and it was the first time to say cross talk.

Usually I see He Xiangdong grabbing on the stage on the spot, and he is the best in the world in smashing and hanging skills, but how many years have people been crawling on the ground to have this ability, you Chen Jun dare to play this even if you Chen Jun has no bullshit actual combat experience, what is it not to die?

He Xiangdong sighed softly, I really haven't fallen and I don't know the pain, I hope this kid won't be hit too hard.

Fan Wenquan also thinks the same as He Xiangdong, sometimes it is not a bad thing to let children be frustrated, maybe it is still an opportunity to exercise, Bao Jianfeng is sharpened.

Almost instantly, Chen Jun, a sad child, was immediately given up by Fan Wenquan and He Xiangdong, and no one was optimistic about him.

Chen Jun still didn't realize that cross talk actors have rules, and generally looking for baggage can only be found on peers, and they can't make fun of the audience.

But there are exceptions, such as the audience is a friend of the actor, eh, find a few harmless burdens on him, it doesn't matter, but it can't be excessive.

Ye Ziqing's situation is like this, although she is on the same page as Xiang Wenshe, but this also shows that she has a close relationship with these people.

So call Brother Yong, there is no problem, if people don't want to say it a long time ago, Ye Ziqing is quite willing, she is now taking revenge on this.

Chen Jun continued to say: "What I just said is a joke, just a little joke with everyone, I think my Uncle Yong is an elder, and he will definitely not meet me in general." ”

Fan Wenquan said: "Ho, we don't care if someone kills you." ”

Chen Jun looked up and smiled, not afraid at all.

Ye Ziqing already has a grudge against this bastard boy in his heart, so he is waiting for revenge, this stupid boy is going to be finished.

The joke that Chen Jun wants to talk about today is "Eight Screens", this is a traditional cross talk joke, and it is also the enlightened work of most cross talk actors, Chen Jun has been learning eight screens for many years, this is relatively familiar, and it is not easy to go wrong.

I think that when He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi were performing on the ground, when they were named by the audience to talk about cross talk, they were also talking about eight screens, and that was the first time he said cross talk in the real sense.

There were also a lot of episodes during the period, and the literary jokes did not amuse the audience, and several burdens in a row were distempered, and Fang Wenqi thought that the first shot of the door to the east was going to be dumb.

Who knew that He Xiangdong actually caught it on the spot, made up jokes on the spot, and played freely, but I didn't expect the effect to be surprisingly good, the audience bought it quite well, He Xiangdong's first shot was very loud, and now it's Chen Jun's turn, I don't know what happened to this kid.

Chen Jun waved his hand down and said, "It's okay, death is heavier than Mount Tai, and some are heavier than other mountains." ”

Fan Wenquan accosted: "You mean your master, right?"

Chen Jun shook it a little, and many viewers didn't understand: "Ah, you are scolding my master for being fat." ”

"Haha......" The audience laughed and applauded.

This burden just now just shows that cross talk actors need to be teased well, and some burdens have to be held and shaken by each other before they can sound, so there are too many skills in shaking the burden.

Ye Ziqing didn't have any expression on his face, and he didn't look like he wanted to coax.

Chen Jun glanced at Ye Ziqing, and was faintly disappointed in his heart, do you say that this child is not dead?

Fan Wenquan glared at him and said, "I said what's wrong, how can he Xiangdong do anything to me?"

Chen Jun immediately admitted: "Don't dare, you are an elder, my master doesn't dare to do anything to you, but the key is that my little arms and legs can't stand it." ”

Fan Wenquan said badly: "Yo, your master is so unreasonable?"

Chen Jun opened his mouth and said, "Hey, when did he ever be reasonable." ”

"Huh. Fan Wenquan exclaimed.

Chen Jun's face changed at that time, and he looked back very nervously, which made the audience laugh.

Part of their eight-screen mat is saved by themselves, not Erzhao's version, nor what other old gentlemen have said, Liangzi frame is naturally a traditional cross talk, this is a treasure that has been tested by time, but some of the jokes in it should still go hand in hand, so as to better meet the needs of the current audience, this is called new wine in old bottles.

Chen Jun patted his little heart and said, "Master, just scare me." ”

Fan Wenquan waved his hand and did not answer.

Chen Jun stood up solemnly and said, "When you come to the stage, you have to introduce yourself first. ”

Fan Wenquan said: "Oh, you only remember this now?"

Chen Jun said with a smile: "The backstage memorization of words is memorized." ”

This is Chen Jun's own arrest.

Fan Wenquan looked up and laughed.

The audience laughed too.

He Xiangdong nodded slightly from behind, not to mention the child's death, in terms of artistic level alone, it is indeed very good, quite capable.

Chen Jun said: "Don't make trouble, I'm a small character in the Xiangwen Society, the lowest generation is me, and my artistic level is also the worst, so my name is not worth mentioning, everyone doesn't need to call my name in the future, just call me mentally handicapped." ”

Fan Wenquan was surprised: "Yo, so polite, this doesn't look like your master's apprentice." ”

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

Even Chen Jun himself was amused, He Xiangdong was famous for taking advantage.

Chen Jun said: "I am a moral artist, different from my master. ”

Fan Wenquan asked, "Are you saying that your master lacks virtue?"

Chen Jun was stunned, and the audience laughed.

Master and apprentice terrier, He Xiangdong is the biggest corner in Xiangwen Society, the audience likes him very much, Chen Jun is his apprentice, so Chen Jun came to the stage and said that cross talk can be heard with master and apprentice terrier.

Chen Jun said with a bitter face: "Master, why are you digging a pit for me to jump again?"

"Haha. Fan Wenquan smiled evilly.

Chen Jun shook his head and said: "It's disrespectful to the old man, there's no way, when I go on stage, I still have to introduce him well, this is our famous cross talk master Mr. Fan Wenquan." ”

Fan Wenquan said politely: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." ”

The audience applauded.

Chen Jun said: "You are a famous cross talker, I am just a mentally handicapped, I am honored to stand on the same stage with you." ”

Fan Wenquan smiled: "You are polite. ”

Chen Jun said to the audience with a bitter face: "The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable I am, I'm ashamed, my artistic level is low, I'm embarrassed to stand on this stage." ”

Fan Wenquan waved his hand and persuaded: "Child, no." ”

Chen Jun covered his face in pain: "When the curtain is reported in the future, let the host not report my name, just report the mentally handicapped." Next, please enjoy the cross talk, the performer is mentally handicapped and Fan Wenquan. ”

"Huh?" Fan Wenquan exclaimed.

"Poof. The audience burst into laughter.

A burden that has been laid out and stabilized has only been turned over until now, but the effect is really surprisingly good.

Fan Wenquan pointed to himself and asked, "Oh, I'm mentally retarded after daring to love for a long time?"

Chen Jun said innocently: "No." ”

Fan Wenquan exclaimed: "You are really your master's own apprentice, this scolding level is absolutely amazing." ”

Chen Jun smiled shyly, but he was faintly disappointed in his heart, why didn't the female devil make trouble?