Chapter 28: Zhu Bajie's cleverness
Gao Cuilan was so frightened that she hid behind her mother.
"Shut up. Tang Seng shouted.
"Why?" Zhu Bajie was dissatisfied.
"Where did you come from so much, why? Whatever the teacher says is what it is!" Tang Seng snorted coldly and suddenly recited a mantra.
Although in the Journey to the West that I watched in my previous life, Tang Seng never seemed to have recited the curse of Zhu Bajie's forbidden hoop, but this mantra did exist.
Tang Seng didn't dare to recite the mantra, for fear of angering Sun Wukong, but he was not afraid of Zhu Bajie at all, because Sun Wukong was sitting next to him.
"Ah......" Zhu Bajie immediately screamed, after all his desires were imprisoned, he felt like he was being tortured in the eighteenth-layer region.
If it were someone else, being imprisoned in his desires, maybe he just had no desires in his heart, but Marshal Tianpeng's life origin was too special, once his desires were imprisoned, it would be more terrifying than killing him!
Tang Seng stopped chanting the mantra and said with a compassionate face: "In the future, don't harass her again, you know?"
"Got it, Master. Zhu Bajie had palpitations, and he didn't dare to have any more illusions, in fact, he and Gao Cuilan didn't really worship the church, and when he was about to complete the ceremony, he was drunk and showed the appearance of a monster, so they were not considered husband and wife.
"Thank you, Mage. The Gao family hurriedly thanked.
Gao Cuilan also glanced at Tang Seng gratefully, with ripples in her eyes, although this Tang Seng was bald, his appearance was very handsome.
"You were Marshal Tianpeng in your previous life, but you still don't want to repent after becoming a monster in this life, this time I think it is unintentional for your sake, and I will spare you for the time being!" Tang Seng said coldly.
In fact, he doesn't like Zhu Bajie very much, because Zhu Bajie is too ugly, not good-looking, and not cute.
If it weren't for the fact that Zhu Bajie was also arranged by the gods to wait here to learn the scriptures, Tang Seng really wanted to try what would happen if Zhu Bajie was beaten to death.
Anyway, if the immortal dies, he can still be reincarnated......
Zhu Bajie felt Tang Seng's fleeting killing intent, and at the same time he was cold in his heart, he was also very puzzled, Nima is really a scripture learner, how can he feel more ruthless than my old pig?
However, Zhu Bajie can also see that the reason why he robbed Gao Cuilan is not that he really fell in love with Gao Cuilan, but because Gao Cuilan is a beauty.
After thinking about it, anyway, my old pig still has Fairy Chang'e, and Fairy Chang'e is more beautiful than Gao Cuilan, I don't know how many times.
One day, my old pig will go to the sky to find Fairy Chang'e!
Zhu Bajie secretly swore in his heart.
......
The next day, Tang Seng walked out of the room refreshed, feeling that this world was so beautiful.
Because you don't have to go to work, you can sleep until you wake up naturally.
And because of the mysterious power, the strong can fly to the sky and the earth, and soar in the day!
And now, he is also an immortal-level figure, although he is not a real immortal, but if it goes on like this, it will happen sooner or later.
It's also illusory to think about, as soon as I came to this world, I directly became a learner, and I almost fought with the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and was chased and killed by the army of the Tang Dynasty......
"Hmph, wait for the poor monk...... Ahem, when I achieve positive results, I will go back and make you look good!"
Tang Seng secretly thought in his heart that he would not say that he was a beautiful woman who was nostalgic for the Tang Dynasty.
But then again, it has been said in history that the Tang Dynasty was beautiful with fat, and the beauties of the Tang Dynasty should not all be buckets with high waists, right?
Thinking of this, Tang Seng couldn't help but shudder.
"By the way, on the way west, there seems to be a daughter country?"
Suddenly, Tang Seng thought of his daughter's country, and a smile appeared on his face.
It is rumored that the kingdom is all women, and all of them are beautiful.
Men are very welcome in that country, and he is a real man......
Quack Quack!!
Tang Seng's smile gradually changed.
"Mage, what are you laughing at?"
Gao Cuilan walked over and saw Tang Seng laughing there alone, so she couldn't help asking.
At this time, Gao Cuilan had already changed into a skirt, with a delicate body and a beautiful and moving body.
"Nothing. Tang Seng hurriedly restrained his smile and looked at Gao Cuilan in front of him with a straight face.
Although Gao Cuilan's name is not very good, she is indeed beautiful.
At this time, Mrs. Gao and Master Gao also came over.
"Dad, mother......" Gao Cuilan hurriedly bowed and saluted.
"Master......"
"Master. ”
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie also entered the courtyard, and the dragon turtle transformed into a little white dragon also swaggered in.
"Wukong, Bajie, install a larger seat on the turtle's back. Tang Seng said: "It must be bigger and more stable." ”
Then he said to the little white dragon, "Ah turtle, can you get a little bigger?"
When the little white dragon heard this, the dragon turtle's body slowly expanded, perhaps because he was angry, he directly became three or four times larger, reaching five or six meters tall and ten meters in diameter.
A giant tortoise appears in the courtyard.
"Demon ...... Yokai ......"
Master Gao and Mrs. Gao were frightened again and were shocked.
Gao Cuilan's face also changed in fright, her delicate body trembled, and she hid behind Tang Seng.
"It doesn't have to be that big, it's just three meters in diameter. Tang Seng said: "Wukong, Bajie, you go to the craftsman and install a larger chair on it, you must sit comfortably." ”
"Yes, Master. Sun Wukong said respectfully, and then left Gaofu with Zhu Bajie and the dragon turtle that had become smaller again.
Not far from Gaofu, there is a town, which is also prosperous and full of people.
As soon as Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong appeared with a huge dragon turtle, the town suddenly jumped with chickens and dogs.
Sun Wukong wanted to politely ask someone to install a chair, but before he could get close, he scared people away, and he didn't even want a store.
Some of the vendors who set up the stalls were even more frightened, knocking down the stalls and running away, as if they would be eaten if they were slow.
"Hey, don't run, we're not youkai. Sun Wukong shouted.
When those mortals heard this, they ran faster, and said in their hearts, the monkey that can talk is not a monster.
"I'm not a monster. Sun Wukong said helplessly, scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously.
"Senior brother, look at my old pig!"
At the critical moment, Zhu Bajie stood up and stomped his foot violently.
"Boom ......"
The ground shook, and the whole town felt like an earthquake.
"Hahahaha......"
Zhu Bajie's laughter spread throughout the town, and at the same time, black clouds rolled in the sky, obscuring the sky.
Throughout the town, everyone was terrified, panicked in their hearts, and an atmosphere of panic permeated.
"All the craftsmen in this town, whether they are carpenters or blacksmiths, gather at the head of the village immediately, or they will all be eaten!"
Zhu Bajie's voice spread throughout the town, like thunder.
"Smack!"
Sun Wukong slapped Zhu Bajie on the head, beating Zhu Bajie to a stumbling ground: "Do you still want to continue to be a monster?
"Senior brother, listen to my old pig's explanation......" Zhu Bajie hurriedly said with a bitter face: "My old pig is here to help the master build the throne." ”
"Nonsense!"
"What I said is true, senior brother, think about it, if we beg others so weakly, our appearance will scare them away, but if it is the other way around, I directly let those people do things, they will not dare to disobey, this is the cheapness of human beings. ”
Zhu Bajie is a serious analysis.
Sure enough, as soon as Zhu Bajie's words fell, several people ran over tremblingly.
"What are you doing slowly, don't you want to live?" Zhu Bajie shouted.