Chapter 743: I'm Gao Feng's ex-wife
Gao Feng finally made it clear, these two big packages were also done by Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, the day before yesterday, the two of them were anxious to make netizens, Wang Shangliang gave them a bad idea, let them change their avatars to Gao Feng's avatars, but within five minutes, they were joined by female netizens, and the two of them chatted with the two female netizens enthusiastically, almost chatting darkly.
The two viagras were also surprised to find that they had become poets, and they copied beautiful poems from the Internet and sent them to these two female netizens, the two of them were like cats who had not seen the smell of fish for many years, and the frenzy was indescribable.
In fact, these two female netizens don't need two viagras to become poets at all, they are just little girls who are engaged in sales, and they are fishing with a line every day, almost 99 times out of 100 times, for example, they didn't succeed in fishing at the peak of fishing, and it just so happened that these two viagras sent the hook.
The two little sisters pretended to chat with the two viagras, and told them that the two of them were the most talented men they had ever met, that was the contemporary Li Bai and Du Mu, and they were even stronger than them, otherwise how could they write such a large number of poems.
The two viagras are quite sincere, they told the two little sisters that these poems were excerpted from the Internet, and the two little sisters told the two that even if they were copied from them, they were talented people, and ordinary people could copy such beautiful verses?
The two little sisters admired the two viagra so much, they all had a feeling in their hearts that they hated to see each other twenty years late, and the two viagras were stunned in their hearts, you hate to see each other twenty years later, then you will not be in your forties now, the two little sisters told the two viagra that they are not yet twenty years old, and they are all young girls.
The two viagra jumped on the desk at that time and questioned the two little sisters, you have been hating each other for 20 years, don't you want to see us before your father sows the seeds, the two little sisters told the two of them that they were amused by them, you are so humorous and talented.
Actually, these two salesmen, don't look at the beautiful little girls on the avatars, they are not flower girls at all, they are not middle-aged women in their forties, they are two middle-aged men in their forties.
Nowadays, a lot of salespeople are pretending to be girls in the flower season, all to deceive customers, just to catch customers' money.
The two salesmen chatted with the two viagra in full swing, and the two viagra also forgot to sleep and eat, chatting for 14 hours in one breath, from the current situation of the world to national events, to the big and small things of people's livelihood, from politics to martial arts novels, to novels on the Internet, and to the TV series that are now being broadcast, etc., most of the four people are criticizing some of the current chaos, and the most they say is that housing prices are rising, and wages are not rising, and business is difficult to do, they are about to be laid off, more than half of this year has passed, but it has not yet opened, and this year is about to drink the northwest windγ
Two salesmen with tears and snot, telling their own misfortune and difficulty, seeing that the store is about to close down, they are about to be laid off, drink the northwest wind do not know where to drink, now even parking is charged everywhere, now everywhere is developed into a commercial area, the former inconspicuous place has become a hot treasure land, but also become the king of the land, even drink the northwest wind can not find a place.
How can the two viagra stand the little girl crying, of course they are kept in the dark, these two people are not little girls at all, but two big men, but they are convinced that they are two little girls, two poor little girls.
The two viagra brothers told the two salesmen that they just can't see ordinary people suffering, especially suffering like the two little sisters, they will definitely rob the rich and help the poor to help the two little sisters tide over the difficulties, and they will buy the two little sisters ten catties of tea and ten catties of red oil now.
The two little sisters also kindly persuaded the two viagras, don't buy so much at once, you buy eight catties first, you drink well and use it well, you can buy it more, you are also a wage earner, it is not easy to be like them.
In fact, it is not that these two salesmen really persuaded the two viagras, but that they have been engaged in online sales for a year and a half, and this is the first time they have opened, and the kind of good things that fell from the sky made them all confused.
The two viagras told the two salesmen that they were not using their own money, they were robbing the rich and helping the poor, just like the heroes of Liangshan.
As soon as the two salesmen heard that they were robbing the rich and helping the poor, then let the two viagras buy more, why not buy eleven catties, the two viagras thought about it for half an hour, and felt that it was better to buy one pound less, the person they robbed the rich and helped the poor was not too rich, and he was not the richest man in Asia, the richest man in China and the like, just point to the end.
"I'll check, you two bastards, that's how you rob the rich and help the poor, is Lao Tzu Gao Feng a rich man, Lao Tzu Gao Feng is not the richest man in Asia, not to mention the richest man in China, Lao Tzu is not even the richest man in the Tulou Town Project Department, even the richest man in the material department, the richest man in the material department is a cow struggle, why don't you rob the cow and struggle!"
After Gao Feng listened to the words of the two viagras, he was so angry that he couldn't wait to break the two of them into pieces, and the two viagras were still smiling with hippie faces.
"Hehe, Brother Gao, don't be impulsive, although you are not the richest man, not even the richest man in the Ministry of Materials, at least you are richer than us, this is also a robbery of the rich and helping the poor, this is also a help to the brothers, do you think it is easy for us to make a sister, this is finally a chance, people are working like this, can we not help?"
"Help your mother get bigger, what a little sister, I can tell you, people are sales liars, maybe it's two big men, they just change their avatars to little sisters, that is, let the men be fooled, cheat the men's money, you even believe this, you are really sick in the brain." β
What Gao Feng hates the most is these people who are engaged in the promotion of tea and red oil, they are using all kinds of tricks to cheat money, and the things they are selling are also fakes, Gao Feng pointed to the nose of the two viagras and scolded, but the two viagras were in a hurry.
"Hey, Brother Gao, you don't want to help, can't you say that they are in our minds, they are all hard-working people like us, don't you have a little sympathy, aren't you Gao Feng also an ordinary person, although you are a little richer than us, we can't see that you discriminate against us vulnerable groups like this." β
Gao Feng said: "Two two-ball goods, I will discriminate, what can you do?"
The two viagras said: "Brother Gao, you are discriminating, then you have to pay this money, and we will carry this tea and red oil back." β
Gao Feng shouted: "I'll go, two two-ball goods, I'm sick in the brain, you have been deceived, I will wipe your butt for you, you wipe your own butt with the shit you pulled." β
The two viagras smiled: "Hehe, Brother Gao, this is mailed to you, and I can only ask you for money, they can't find us for a penny." β
Gao Feng really has no choice but to take the two viagras, this package is mailed to himself, and he also needs to pay the money himself, what can I do, the other party did not write the address clearly, and it is impossible to return it.
Gao Feng asked the two viagras to go on the QQ number and asked them to return the goods, the two viagras said that they would not do anything, they were helping the weak, they were sympathetic to the weak, they were robbing the rich and helping the poor, and it was impossible to return the goods.
"Ah Feng, I'll pay for this money, isn't it just ten catties of tea and red oil, isn't it just 10,000 and 600 yuan.
The two brothers are right, you have to sympathize with the weak, you have to help the weak, you have to rob the rich and help the poor, otherwise what's the point of being a man!"
Gao Feng also scratched his head, the boss and the proprietress of the express company were so hospitable to them, the peanuts were boiled for more than 20 catties, and they took out 100 catties of peanuts for them to take away.
When the peak was in difficulty, a Chang'an Benben came to the door of the express company, and a pure girl got down from the Benben car, with a small ponytail on her head, wearing a school uniform, with white skin and clear eyes and teeth, full of youthful atmosphere.
When Gao Feng and the beauties saw this girl, everyone's eyes lit up, and they felt that this girl was too handsome, she was as pure as the heroine in the movie "The Girl We Chased Together That Year", and she was even more delicate and aura than her.
"Wow, little girl, where are you from, are you from Taiwan?
Everyone really regarded this little girl as Chen Yanxi, and this little girl smiled indifferently.
"Sisters, thank you for complimenting me so much, this girl is not Chen Yanxi, I'm just an ordinary girl, I don't make any movies, I only come to Ah Feng!"
After the little girl got out of the car, she rushed to rush to the peak, and she reached out to grab the peak arm, and all the beauties exclaimed together.
"Ah, no, you're Gao Feng's ex-wife, is Gao Feng's ex-wife so young, you won't be underage, right?"
Seeing this little girl going directly to the peak, and being so intimate with the peak, the beauties immediately remembered the peak ex-wife, and in the past two days, the beauties have always been the peak ex-wife in their minds, and they have reached a very sensitive point.
And the little girl nodded with a smile: "Sisters, yes, yes, this girl is Gao Feng's ex-wife, and I am my ex-wife!"
"Hey, Gao Feng, you bastard, you don't even let go of minors, you even put minors as wives, you think this is in India, you can do whatever you want, women are like slaves without freedom!"
Gao Feng found an ex-wife of an underage girl, and the beauties went crazy, they attacked Gao Feng with their teeth and claws, and Gao Feng jumped to the side, picked up the big pot of boiled peanuts on the table and blocked it on his chest, while protecting himself from being pinched by the beauties, while shouting at the beauties.
"Hey, what are you talking about, what India, what underage ex-wife, you have no brains, my ex-wives are a little older than you, except for Sister Orchid, how can she be an underage girl.
Oh, what kind of ex-wife, she's just the daughter of my head of the group, she liked me, I used to like her, it's just that simple, and I'm not married, so what's an ex-wife? β
"Hmph, Gao Feng, you just admitted your ex-wife, she has stood in front of us, and she also admits that she is your ex-wife, which is called human and physical evidence, and it is also called being dirty, and it is also called catching rape and catching both sexes, you still don't admit it. β
"What, you will believe what she says, she is a little girl, what she says is just fun, not to mention that I don't know who she is at all?"
The beauties chased and intercepted Gao Fengwei, and Gao Feng jumped up and told the beauties that he didn't know this little girl at all.