33.Chapter 33 The Immortal Family's Farts Are as Powerful

"Give me a dozen healthy babies and I can train them to be anyone!"

I don't know how to describe this voice, I can't tell if it's a man or a woman, but it's not as obvious as Jiang Lan's arrogance that the master just doesn't want to deal with you, but is full of mechanization!

Fu Yuxin's two fools looked at the sky with blank eyes, and asked with big eyes:

"Fellow Daoist, who did you say just now, why is it so uneducated, the baby is either 'only' or 'strip', where is the reason according to the plan, you say it's funny or not!"

I hehe, either Fu Yuxin was born with a brain wreck, or the immortal family who invited him to tie up the tricks today is the Zhu family, those tendons are not very bright, and it is not right to be just a strip!

It is said that there are five wild immortals in the Northeast, but those are only the five largest branches of the wild immortals, but it does not mean that only these five animals in the Northeast can cultivate into immortal families! In addition to the five clans of foxes, yellows, whites, willows and grays, there are countless other scattered immortals and wild immortals, such as the Zhu family and the leopard family, so it is not impossible for Fu Yuxin to invite the pig to the upper body. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I didn't have the heart to talk nonsense with Fu Yuxin, so I quickly pulled the two of them back and said:

"Don't be poor, this sentence is very famous, it appears in middle school textbooks, which means that children's education lies in nurture, and innate factors are not the most important. Who knows, who knows how there are so many babies!"

At this moment, the babies all got up, let the chubby but somewhat gray arms and legs lie on the ground, step by step, and crawl towards us at a rapid pace.

They pursed their lips, slightly open their little mouths that had not yet grown teeth, and I didn't know if it was their laughter, but I looked at it quite oothmly, because those cute little mouths were like their eye sockets, and there was nothing in them.

The young woman Zhang is a woman, and she is born with a sharper sense of things like babies than our old men, and she can see that something is wrong at once, so she hurriedly greeted us:

"Run, back off, don't let these babies touch them, there's something in their mouths!"

We looked closely, and sure enough, instead of darkness, they had a black, sticky, shiny, steaming paste, and they didn't think anything was wrong when they woke up, but as they crawled this way, some of the mush came out of the baby's mouth.

The mush sticks to the stalls, and then crawls over and rubs by the baby's little hands and feet, not to mention how disgusting.

The three of us retreated in a group, Fu Yuxin and I protected the young woman Zhang in the middle, on the one hand, because she is a woman, and the key to solving the problem this time is on her, so we have to protect her;

But the babies don't care about this, they still pounce on them, and because there are so many babies, we can't avoid it.

"Fu Yuxin, didn't you invite the immortal to come up, why don't you let the immortal family come out and take care of it!"

Fu Yuxin pouted and said:

"Didn't you also tie up the trick, why don't you let your immortal family take care of it!"

At this time, this grandson still has the heart to think about this, and I can be regarded as convinced.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and think of a trick, my immortal family is gloating now!"

Fu Yuxin nodded, and then rolled his eyes. I know that he is using this way to enter the spiritual world and communicate with the half-bundled immortal family, which requires his younger brother to roll his eyes and kick his legs or even fake his death to communicate. This lowered my expectations for dealing with Yuxin by more than half.

But it didn't take long for me to know that I was wrong!

Fu Yuxin's eyes rolled back all of a sudden, and his eyes changed, no longer the idiot who was stunned, but a good obscenity!

"Jie Ji, just a little ghostly, I also want to harm our brother Ma, look at your Huang Ye's ability!"

After speaking, Fu Yuxin cat bent down, landed on all fours and went up to fight with those babies in close combat, except for being fat, wearing clothes, and the group of bare fart children, I and the young woman Zhang felt ashamed when they saw it.

The point is, even if Fu Yuxin went up to fight hand-to-hand like this, he didn't win!

More than 20 children hung on him, and he couldn't get up from the fall, and he was about to die heroically!

I hastened to remind:

"Immortal family, good tigers can't stand up to the wolves, don't fight with them, let's use spells, this is the style of my generation of immortals!"

As soon as he heard the words of the fairy family's demeanor, the eyes of the fairy family who were fighting with the bare-ass dolls lit up, and a fine light appeared, I know that everyone who has just finished drinking chicken soup for the soul is like this.

It seems that the immortal family is not much different from mortals.

"Look at the book of this great immortal!You ghosts, suffer death!Ahhh

In the end, he sang it, which was the same tune that Granny Yang sang when she invited the immortals. I smiled bitterly, didn't Hei Ye say that Fu Yuxin's family was very strong, how could he attract such a group of strange people.

But no matter how strange it is, it is also an immortal family after all, since it can be invited by Fu Yuxin, there is still some ability!

I saw that the immortal family tied Fu Yuxin's body, landed on all four paws, lay on the ground, and then bowed his back, pouted his buttocks, gritted his teeth, blushed and his neck was thick, and said while holding back:

"Let me let you see the mana of my immortal family today!"

I was also curious about what kind of magic power this was, and I watched it intently.

At this time, Hei Ye suddenly said to me:

"Boy, quickly cover the mouth and nose of that woman surnamed Zhang!"

I didn't hesitate, I directly covered the young woman's mouth and nose, and then before I could react, the work of the immortal family over there was also finished.

Just listen to the poof...... Burst...... Bang! As if a cannon had been fired, a stream of earthy yellow gas collapsed along Fu Yuxin's ass towards those children like a wild dog. This move is indeed very powerful, and the babies who are close are all flying several meters away, and those who are farther away will faint when they smell a little.

The fairy family is a fart, and it is so powerful!

The rest of the remnants of the army are defeated, and there is no need to worry!

At this time, I have already guessed what kind of essence this person is, in the Northeast Wild Immortals, there is such a strange and powerful spell, it is none other than Huang Jiaxian.

But the crux of the problem is that Hei Ye only reminded me to cover the young woman's mouth and nose, and didn't let me cover myself, although I didn't face Fu Yuxin's ass, but this smell still drilled into my nose, which was more delicious than a pair of socks pickled in an old sauerkraut tank.

"Vomit ......" almost vomited out of the overnight meal.

At this time, the immortal waved his hand and patted his buttocks and said:

"Little brother Ma, the old immortal I am called Huang Shulang, I knocked a volume of splendid articles on the case of the queen mother's mother, today I left the immortal number, cultivated myself in the deep mountains, and became famous in the ancient caves!

sang another sentence, and then this Huang Shulang Daxian left, and Fu Yuxin's spirit took over the body again.

"Eh, what's the smell, who farted, is it you...... fellow Daoist?"

Then, Fu Yuxin, who was sitting in the middle of the cloud of earthy yellow gas, suddenly turned green, and only heard one voice:

"Vomit ......"

And that stiff and fanatical narration voice sounded again!

"Mediocre and useless, what do you want! I want the elite! The elite! There is only one elite among the mediocre! Go prove it to me!"

Then the eyes of the unconscious babies opened again, and a strange light flashed in the black hole sockets.