Chapter Ninety-Five: The Martians?
In view of the fact that Li Xiang asked these questions very sharply, they were like machine guns, which made the little princess tired and unloved, "What is Ultraman? The tone of the little princess brought Li Xiang's question back again.
Li Xiang felt that it was inappropriate to expand like this, so he said in a very tactful way: "Actually, I'm not from this planet, let me tell you a secret, in fact, I'm a Martian." β
"Planet, Martian, which empire is this?" the little princess looked at Li Xiang with suspicious eyes.
Li Xiang said bitterly to the little princess: "Have you seen the stars in the sky, and one of them is my home." β
When the little princess heard Li Xiang say this, she quickly stood up and looked at the starry sky and said, "What a beautiful night, do you want me to sing you a song?"
The little princess was vivid, like a little goblin, and Li Xiang replied without thinking, "Okay." β
The little princess cleared her throat triumphantly, and then began to sing.
The little princess's singing voice is like a heavenly sound, although it is in the language of the baby beast clan, Li Xiang can't understand it, but the little princess sings very affectionately, the song tone is tender and slow, comfortable but not lacking publicity, Li Xiang feels comfortable listening to it.
"Does the deity sing nicely? You don't have to be inferior to your human females. The little princess smiled, for the first time she had sung alone for a male.
Li Xiang nodded and said, "It's really nice to sing, but your language is a bit strange, and I don't understand it very well." β
The little princess came over with a smile, and as soon as she came up, she gave Li Xiang a hairy chestnut and said, "Let you deceive me, really think that the deity is a fool? And the Martians are here, why don't you say that you are Ultraman." β
Li Xiang saw that his lie had been exposed, so he had to smile awkwardly: "I'm not deceiving you in good faith, but the world I'm in is completely different from the world you're in, I'm afraid that if you say it all, you may not be able to understand." β
Seeing that Li Xiang's attitude was so sincere, the little princess was sure that Li Xiang was telling the truth this time.
She nodded and said, "You just try to tell me, maybe with the talent and intelligence of the deity, you can understand it as soon as you hear it?"
The little princess cleverly helped Li Xiang to sit up, leaned against the tree and asked him to tell her story.
"You have to tell me honestly how many mates you have, how many times you have mated, how many offspring you have, and if the deity finds that there is a sentence that is not true, and it feels that you are telling a lie, I will incite you now. β
Li wanted to know that he couldn't deceive the little princess, so he had to tell the things one by one, including his relationship with Zhang Meng, his story with Tang Tian, and the grievances with Diba Dundee.
"In other words, what is 'incitement'? After Li Xiang finished his story, he asked this question that he couldn't understand.
"Incitement means that there is a mad beast disease in our tribe, and he only knows how to spoil females all day long, and usually at this time we will choose to incite him, and then let him no longer spoil other females. β
The little princess said with a charming smile in her mouth: "I can not blame the past, after all, I didn't show up at that time, so I don't blame you, but if I find out that you dare to mate with other females behind my back, I will incite you, understand." β
Li Xiang laughed dryly, undeniable, "Okay, now that I've told my story, can I trouble you to tell me what my situation is now, how could the Big Mac under me disappear last night?"
As soon as she remembered the events of last night, a flush appeared on the little princess's face.
Just yesterday, this cowman, who was condemned by everyone, actually snatched his first kiss in front of a large group of human beings, and afterwards shamelessly pulled himself to the wilderness with the sky as the quilt and the earth as the bed, and just leaned on himself and fell asleep.
In fact, the little princess didn't know that Li Xiang had been seriously injured at that time, and she fainted from pain.
After noon, even if the little princess's skills have cultivated the realm of Great Perfection, she can turn into a human body, but because of Li Xiang's coma, he missed this good time.
The little princess still has a space magic weapon on her body, and there is a little stock in it, otherwise when Li Xiang finds out, what he is pressing under him should be the body of a red fruit.
She took off the earring-like space magic weapon and handed it to Li Xiangdao: "Take it quickly, you will use it in a while." β
Li Xiang saw that it was actually a girl's earrings, and he was a little impatient to see the little princess's appearance, so he immediately showed an expression of disgust.
took the little princess back angrily and said, "You don't want it yet, don't come to beg me when the time comes, hum!"
When the little princess was angry, her little face pouted, and her appearance was very cute, which made Li Xiang a little tempted to see it.
The little princess caught a glimpse of Li Xiang's eyes that were wrong, and immediately gave him another hairy chestnut and said, "Idiot, let me tell you the truth, I'm not from here either, I'm from there." Li Xiang looked in the direction the little princess was pointing to, and found that the little princess was referring to the moon.
"That's a big joke. Li Xiang sank his face, and was a little unhappy that I used my sincerity to illuminate the moon, but Mingyue used me as a donkey's liver and lungs.
The little princess stroked Li Xiang's eyebrows and said, "Didn't your previous spouse tell you that you were so ugly when you were angry." β
Li Xiang said: ", don't look ugly, I'll tell you the story when I say it's good, and you will tell me too, but you're actually playing tricks now." β
When the little princess heard this, she said, "Who let you lie to me once, don't you, do you males really think that females are so easily deceived?" Besides, I just told you to confess, and I didn't say anything, and I will tell you afterwards." β
The little girl is clever, and she completely frames Li Xiang, a modern urban elite man, without the kind of pit word.
"That's it, it's okay to count me unlucky, you can send me a tie-up. Li Xiang smiled bitterly.
"It's too clichΓ© for you males to want to take the opportunity to change the topic when they see that they don't have an advantage, and besides, the topic you are transferring is not good at all...... Huh!?"
Before the little princess finished speaking, Li Xiang stood up anxiously and threw herself down.
"You big villain! How dare you tease the deity. The little princess scolded, and a pair of small hands kept patting randomly, but they all hit Li Xiang's hard body.
"Tell me, where did you get my Big Mac?!" Li Xiang was very anxious, because it would be dawn soon, and Li Xiang was not so stupid as to even tell the little princess about the lifetime reward system he got from his father.
This task is about to be completed, and there have been such situations in the past, sometimes good and sometimes bad, and a little nonsensical, Li Xiang canceled the task directly and took the initiative to give up the reward.
But this time the situation is different.,The task is automatically bound to the task box, not to mention,There are also failure conditions.,What's worse is that the failure conditions are so vicious.,If it's an ordinary punishment, then Li Xiang will admit it.,But the punishment is that the system owner will have a little JJ.,This is something that Li Xiang can't accept anyway.γ
The little princess was pressed under her, and she thought that Li Xiang was out of desire and wanted to mate in a hurry, and she couldn't help but feel hesitant in her heart.
Hearing that Li Xiang was still so entangled in the matter of the Big Mac, although the little princess was pressed under her, she still said happily: "Is that Big Mac very important to you? What the little princess said was very aggrieved and quite tempting, especially looking at the budding lips, Li Xiang couldn't help but feel like kissing.
But everything should come first with the Big Mac, Li Xiang said with certainty: "It is an important one that can cost me all my life, if it dies, I will have no face to live in the world." β
Li Xiang said very sincerely, and the little princess laughed and trembled: "What a nerd, there will be human males there who like a beast female, how hungry you must be, even when the divine mother and the priest fell in love, it was only when the divine mother turned into a human form, you nerd." β
The little princess liked to tap Li Xiang's forehead very much, and Li Xiang didn't object: "Idiot, be stupid, say it quickly, there is still some time, if you don't say it, I'll be finished." β
The little princess saw that this had come to this, and decided to be open and honest, and just as she was about to open her mouth, a rooster crowed to break the silence around her.
There were a few nearby plantain trees with dusty poplars, and there was a slight sound of swearing and waking up and complaining.
What is this, the chickens here are completely unscientific, how can you say that they will bark, Li Xiang had a loveless expression, and felt that this life was going to end, and then felt a pain in his lower body.
The little princess pushed Li Xiang away with her foot, but she didn't want to hurt his vital point, and the little princess felt a little sorry when she saw Li Xiang dying and coming back to life in pain.
"Yes, I'm sorry. The little princess hurriedly stepped forward to appease Li Xiang.
Li Xiang eased up after the pain for a while, thinking that this system was really ruthless, saying that there was no little JJ, and there was no room for negotiation.
The little princess tied up Li Xiang and said, "Are you okay, let's see, can you still stand up." β
Li Xiang staggered to his feet, but the little princess's foot was not light, and Li Xiang had to tighten his legs.
Just when Li Xiang stood up, the little princess took off her clothes on the spot and said, "Help me take care of my clothes, if you touch them, you will die." β
Before Li Xiang could react to what the situation was, the little princess turned into a giant baby beast on the spot.
is still such a familiar body type, so the same complexion, it is exactly the same as the one pressed last night, Li Xiang looked at it and looked at it in a trance.
The little princess snorted and said: "It's necrotic, what do you see, I haven't seen other people's beautiful girls transformed, it's not too early, come up quickly." β
Li Xiang climbed up and asked, "Go?"
The little princess smiled slyly: "Take you to the little human princess." β