Chapter Ninety-Six: Cross Talk
"That way, I won't bully you either. The www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun" Pavilion just posted a couplet today, how about we come to the couplet?" asked Juan.
Leng Xiaohan stiffened his neck, and said very arrogantly: "Do you know what couplets are about?"
Juan smiled and said, "What's the point?"
"You don't know, I'll tell you. Pay attention to couplets, there are words to words, and there are no words to no words. There are numbers against numbers, countless against counts. The sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind, the mainland is against the sky, the thunder is faint and foggy, the market is open, everything is prosperous, the peace is peaceful, the level is flat, the sky is peaceful, the sky is even, the sky is good, the sky is cloudy, the sky is the sky, the sky is the sky, the sky is the sky, the sky is the sky, the thunder is faint and the fog is misty, the market is open, everything is prosperous, everything is prosperous, the sky is peaceful, the sky is even, the sky is even, the sky is good, everything is prosperous, everything is good ”
"Shall I test you?" asked Juan.
Leng Xiaohan said very proudly: "Just ~~~Just ask!"
Juan pointed to Leng Xiaohan's arrogant appearance and said, "Then I'll go out."
"Up to bottom, up to bottom, left to right, front to back. Leng Xiaohan said as he walked up to Juan's side and patted Juan's chest and said.
Juan said, "Oh!
Then Leng Xiaohan walked back and said: "Up to bottom, heaven to earth, rain to wind, mainland to sky, thunder and fog, the opening of the market is auspicious, everything is prosperous, Pingping, Pingping, Pingping." ”
After Leng Xiaohan finished speaking, Juan said helplessly: "You say so much, don't you just tell me what is right?"
As soon as the words fell, Leng Xiaohan picked it up and said: "Up to bottom, left to right, front to back, heaven to earth, rain to wind, mainland to sky, thunder and fog, the opening of the market is auspicious, everything is prosperous, Pingping, Pingping, Pingping, Pingping." When Leng Xiaohan said this time, Qiu Rongrong and the others below began to coax and coax together.
Juan shook his fan impatiently, and finally waited for Leng Xiaohan to finish speaking, and then said, "Then I'll go out of the sky!"
Leng Xiaohan answered: "The sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind, the mainland is against the sky, the thunder is faint and foggy, the market is open, everything is prosperous, everything is peaceful, peaceful, peaceful, peaceful, peaceful." There are more people talking with Leng Xiaohan below, but Juan is scratching his ears and cheeks on the side.
After Leng Xiaohan finished speaking, Juan approached Leng Xiaohan and said helplessly: "Don't say much, just tell me, just tell me, just what the sky is right." ”
Leng Xiaohan opened his mouth and said: "Heaven to earth, rain to sky....." Before he finished speaking, Juan hurriedly pulled Leng Xiaohan and said straightly: "Okay, good, good! I know, I know!" But everyone below began to shout: "The mainland is against the sky, and the thunder is faint and foggy......"
After everyone finished shouting, Leng Xiaohan said, "Now you know what's right, right?!"
Juan said helplessly: "There's no need! I just say one word, you can do it, you don't have to popularize this all the time." ”
Leng Xiaohan looked at Juan who was full of helplessness and said, "Don't you need to popularize?"
Juan nodded hurriedly: "Uh-huh"
"Word for word?"
"Uh-huh"
Leng Xiaohan closed the fan and said, "Okay, then go on!"
Hu Fatzi breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Yan"
Leng Xiaohan said without thinking: "Salt is good for vinegar! Although salt is fine for sugar, you can't eat a piece! Do you want to eat a spoonful of salt? You eat a spoonful of salt? What does it taste like? Salt is against sauce? That must be killed! So you can only salt against vinegar." ”
"Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
"Not changing?"
"Don't change it, hurry up! Come up with a question, grind and grind, grind, grind!" Leng Xiaohan said proudly and impatiently.
"I'm good!"
"It's good~ It's good, it's bad, it's bad, it's good~" Leng Xiaohan opened the fan and shook it again.
"Oh~~ I had an accident. Juan said with a look of understanding.
Leng Xiaohan still said quickly as always: "Soldier to general! Soldier to general! Isn't there a saying that says? A soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good marshal." ”
"What's the matter, the last one you said is bigger than the first two, you know?"
"Oh, yes, is the marshal older than the soldiers and generals, I read less, don't lie to me. Leng Xiaohan looked at Juan Dao with a puzzled expression.
Juan smiled and looked at Leng Xiaohan with idiotic eyes: "Now it's not a question of how much you read! ”
Leng Xiaohan closed the fan, knocked the fan on the table and said, "I'll give you the right one, keep the Nether safe." This is the king of the stove, right, I just posted it a few days ago! I have been playing since I was five years old, and I will ......."
At this time, Juan was on the side, dragging Leng Xiaohan's hand and said: "No, no, you weren't so right just now! ”
Leng Xiaohan broke free of Juan's hand and said, "My right Xialian: The Nether Realm is safe." While speaking, he gestured: "When I was five years old, when I was so tall, I knew this stove king..."
Juan pulled Leng Xiaohan back again and said, "You weren't so right just now!
Leng Xiaohan walked forward and said, "I'm safe with the Nether." ”
Juan pulled Leng Xiaohan back again with a helpless face and said, "I'll go out!"
Leng Xiaohan walked to the front again and said, "I keep the Nether safe, I think when I was five years old..."
Juan pulled Leng Xiaohan directly behind the table, pulled Leng Xiaohan and said, "You weren't so right just now!
Leng Xiaohan said: "The Nether is safe!"
"What were you right about when I said I went out?" said Juan, raising his voice.
Leng Xiaohan's voice lowered, and he looked a little scared and said, "The Nether is safe!"
Juan rolled up his sleeves and said impatiently, "What are you right about when I go out?"
Leng Xiaohan looked at this posture, so he had to say honestly: "Next"
"Days"
"Earth"
"Words"
"Vinegar"
"Good"
"Bad"
"Thing"
"Will"
After pairing them one by one, Juan said: "My upper couplet is connected to: God says good things." Where's your downlink?"
"Down... Go down to the ground and vinegar the general!" Leng Xiaohan said a little weakly.
Hearing that Leng Xiaohan weakened, Juan learned from Leng Xiaohan's arrogant and proud appearance before, shook his fan, and said in a sharp voice: "Return the sky to the earth, the rain to the sky..."
Leng Xiaohan said: "Are you so out of the upper link?"
Juan learned from Leng Xiaohan's previous cheap appearance and said, "That's how I came out." How~~?~!"
Leng Xiao said coldly: "Since I will give you one for this, do you dare to do it?"
Juan said very simply and shamelessly: "Don't dare!"
"No, you'll have to give me one today. Leng Xiaohan said that he was going to grab Juan's hand and prevent him from running.
But Juan was prepared, one turned around and ran backstage, and Leng Xiaohan also chased backstage. After both of them ran backstage, they walked back and bowed to everyone, cleaned up the table and jumped down.
At this time, fireworks burst out in the sky, and it turned out to be the New Year. Everyone stood up and looked up at the fireworks in the distance, and a few smart disciples of the Burial Love Family had quietly gone to set off fireworks around the manor.
Leng Xiaohan looked at Yang Miaomiao's little face and looked up at the fireworks, and quietly wrapped one hand around the other party's waist.
Then the party gradually entered the evening, and at about two o'clock, the last show was finished, and everyone dispersed.
Leng Xiaohan put the entire stage into the space ring, and after walking back to the small courtyard, he couldn't sleep a little.
Jumping onto the roof with a bottle of juice in hand, looking at the red light in the distance, I don't know what I'm thinking.
At this time, Yao'er appeared next to Leng Xiaohan and said, "Do you feel it?"