Chapter 96: The most humiliating mission in history was successful
Ricardo felt that the 'knife' in his hand seemed to be weak, "Hold the grass! This style of painting is wrong, I'm here to rob it!"
"I know, so it's not for you to rob you, why are you still backing down?"
"You, don't come here! I have a knife in my hand!" Ricardo glanced at the soft toy knife in his hand, which was no longer in his hand, and quickly pulled out his key ring from his pocket, on which was a ...... that he used a lot
Nail clippers!
Lin Ke didn't care at all, and continued to walk in, and there were small broken steps, cute no, "I know you have a knife, aren't you going to rob?" I don't resist, come on, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, force~~~"
MMP!
So the question is, what is it now......
Who robbed whom?
emmmmmmmmm, this is really a problem of the century~~~
"Damn! Do you give money or not, if you don't give money, I'll tear up the ticket!" Ricardo forcibly scolded, however, this Lin Ke little beauty didn't follow the script at all, didn't retreat but advanced, and the whole person was about to stick to Ricardo's body, "Don't come here, just stand there and hand over the money, otherwise I'll call the police!"
"Aren't you here to rob now?
"You care about me!"
Lin Ke glanced at his watch and said with a smile, "Then you are a robbery, hurry up, I'm in a hurry." ”
Ricardo, who was called an aggrieved, the most failed robbery in history, was born in him, took out his wallet from his pocket, and took out a hundred yuan, "Okay, Lin Kela, you cheat, I lost, I pay the money, it's okay!"
Lin Ke casually accepted the hundred yuan, put it into his wallet, and then took out five yuan from it, "Come, take it, I also know that Tutu's husband has paid a lot for the family's livelihood, and it is not easy to go out and rob him, give me so much money, although it is living expenses, but I am still a little reluctant not to go, you take these five yuan, go to the school cafeteria to eat fried noodles, don't be hungry~~~"
After saying that, Lin Ke only left someone who was messy in the wind, and left in style......
"Ding, mission accomplished, robbery successful!"
At this moment, Ricardo stared at the five-yuan RMB in his hand, his heart was broken, he couldn't figure it out completely, who robbed whom?
"Although, I lost a hundred yuan, but at least there are points in the account, no loss, no loss. Ricardo comforted himself like this, at least 50 points, how to say it can be regarded as a bit of psychological comfort, "Why every time I do this kind of task, the style of painting is different from what I thought at the beginning!"
I always feel ......
I'm not going to make trouble, I'm getting done!
"Tutu's husband, it's so heavy, help me lift it. ”
"Don't mention it!"
"Tsundere is not right~~~ Husband, you can't help anymore. Lin Ke's originally delicate tone suddenly sank, "Wait a minute, maybe it will really become me robbing you." ”
"Hiss~~~"
Thirty-six plans to go up to the top!
Slipped away~~~RBQ, RBQ!
The current women's clothing giants are too powerful, and they are not at all something that a little spicy chicken like Ricardo can afford.
Looking at Ricardo's embarrassed figure, Lin Ke was angry and funny, shook his head, in fact, she didn't weigh anything, she wanted him to help get something, she just wanted him to chat with her for a while, maybe she could fool him into going up to the dormitory to sit down.
Now it seems that it will not work, Lin Ke pouted, with a faint disappointment on his beautiful little face, "Stinky Tutu~~~ I don't know how to think of a good excuse to talk." ”
"No matter, wait until the exam is over, and then confess to him, you must hold back this time, otherwise he will be treated as a joke again." "Recently, Lin Ke's study pressure is also very high, if you don't work hard, the final exam is really embarrassing, she is learning French, as one of the most rigorous languages in the world, the difficulty of learning French is also quite high.
She is not a linguistic genius, on the contrary, because she was too relaxed before, so she can't keep up with the classes now.
After successfully slipping away, Ricardo contacted the comrades of the 'installation system', ready to start his own thirty-six plans for pickling girls, today, it is the planned time, Miss Bai Kexin will come to play badminton in the evening, just to show a wave of presence.
"Tutu Oba, Salang he~~~"
"Xixi, are you here?"
"Hmm. ”
"Where are you, do you need me to pick you up?"
"Okay, okay, I'm at the door of the badminton hall. ”
“……”
MMP, it's all here, then it's a ghost!
Ricardo changed into what he thought was the most handsome outfit as quickly as possible, and went out, today, he wants to start a new era of pretending, not only to stimulate the little sister, but also to show off in front of the young lady!
Prove that he Ricardo, too, someone likes it!
Though!
It's rented!
With the newly bought badminton racket, Ricardo also came to the badminton hall at a trot, and now his physical strength has soared, and he doesn't even sweat much, as if he hasn't done any sports at all, and when he came to the badminton hall, Zhuang Xitong was already waiting at the door.
Even......
There were also people who accosted her, but this little sister just cared about playing with her mobile phone and sending messages, and didn't pay attention to it at all.
"Well?" Ricardo stepped forward and glanced at her chat a few times, well, she was looking at her family's fan base.
Zhuang Xitong raised his head in surprise, "Ou~~~Ba~~~ You're here." ”
"Well, let's go, let's go in now, it's too late to have a place. ”
"Okay~~~ Oba, let's go. Zhuang Xitong hugged Ricardo's arm and smiled sweetly.
Let the rough men around him scream miserably, such a cute little sister is already famous, and sigh there, Ricardo, this guy can't start too fast, "MMP, why do girls only like this kind of little white face now!
There was a girl who was also staring at Ricardo tightly, her eyes were a little obsessed, and when she heard this, she gave the boy a blank look, "I don't like him, do you like you?"
"There's nothing wrong with liking me, after all...... I'm so man. As he spoke, this thing also showed off his indescribably strong biceps.
"Come on, if you look ugly, you look ugly, can you still count a little bit in your heart? The muscles are not as strong as others, what kind of man are you pretending to be, you have a more rustic face, you look like an honest person, and I don't know if it's an advantage. ”
“……”
Sister paper, is it okay if people don't open it?!
Honest people are all waiting to take over, okay?!
What's more!