When Sunan returned home, it was already past eleven o'clock in the evening. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

After drinking, he naturally did not drive, but called a substitute driver.

At the very least, he was a good citizen who respected and abided by the law.

Don't drink and don't drive, don't drink while driving.

As soon as he entered, he noticed that the atmosphere inside the room seemed to be something wrong.

It's a little weird that can't be said.

On the couch, Gintoki sat in the far corner, Sasuke and Naruto sat beside him, and on the other side of them, a girl who looked a little familiar was sitting there.

"Dear brother, you're back. ”

Angelic face.

Angelic smile.

Angelic voice.

"Poof......" Sunan only felt that this moment was like five thunderbolts, and his heart was greatly traumatized.

He wasn't dazzled, was he?

This person...... It should be your sister, right?

System, I'm a thief of your mother!

You've really brought my family into this world!

But...... Although there are no beautiful women in the eyes of his relatives, he always feels that his sister seems to look better than ...... Originally, it looked a lot better when it was in the three-dimensional world.

Is it a delusion?

Sakata Yinshi turned his head sideways, and when he saw Sunan entering the door, he rushed forward with a handful of snot and tears: "Anan~ You're finally back...... I haven't wanted to see you more than now!"

“…… , what a disgusting tone. ”

Sakata Gintoki was petrified on the side, his face heartbroken.

Sunan changed his shoes and stepped forward, his brows almost twisted into a Sichuan shape.

Why is his sister here?

How did she find Starlight Community?

Why didn't you come to S City and contact yourself?

Sunan sat down next to her and patted her on the head: "Why are you here?

Su Lin grinned and grabbed Sunan's arm and shook it twice: "Brother, don't always hit me on the head as soon as we meet, you will be stupid." ”

Sunan glanced at her: "You haven't answered my question yet." ”

"Uh......" Su Lin's face was stunned, and he laughed for a while: "Brother, several of your roommates are very good, they serve tea and pour water, I like them very much." Especially Brother Naruto, who looks giggling and still takes things seriously. Sasuke's brother is also very good......"

ed., then ed.

Keep pulling, don't stop.

There was a sneer on the corner of Sunan's mouth, his hands were clasped in front of him, and he interrupted her words with a leisurely opening: "Don't say it?"

Su Lin's voice stopped abruptly, and suddenly the momentum of the whole person weakened.

She looked left and right, and changed into a weak face.

"Brother, don't you want to be a murderer...... People are still children......"

Seeing this, Naruto hurriedly spoke: "Sunan, don't be so fierce to your sister, she has only come to see you once, and you will murder her as soon as you meet, which is not good." ”

Sasuke nodded in support of him.

Sakata Gintoki stood aside, the corners of his mouth twitching constantly.

Don't hurt you?

Don't be funny, okay!

Who else in the world dares to murder you except Sunan!

Tear off your disguised mask and reveal your true colors!

Naruto, Sasuke, you two get out of the way!

Don't be deceived by her appearance!

As if sensing Sakata Gintoki's resentment, Su Lin lowered his head and tilted it slightly, looked at the latter from an angle that no one else could see, and raised his eyebrows.

Sakata Gintoki immediately turned around and pretended to pour water.

Sunan sighed and touched her head: "Where's your mobile phone? ”

Su Lin raised his head, with a watery look in his eyes: "I lost my ...... on the train"

Sunan sighed again: "Did you tell your parents when you came?"

Su Lin blinked, just looked at Sunan like this, and didn't speak.

Sunan helped his forehead.

Looking at her expression, she must have secretly run out again!

I didn't say hello at all!

"Forget it, just tell me how you found here. ”

Su Lin continued to blink his watery eyes.

Before Sunan was about to get angry, Naruto hurriedly spoke, explaining the cause and effect clearly.

To put it simply, Su Lin lost her phone on the train, got off the train and came to the vicinity of the campus, went to S University, and happened to meet Uchiha Itachi, and then Itachi invited her to have lunch and then followed Uchiha Itachi to the Uchiha Group in S City to sleep, and then, Itachi sent her here.

After listening to this, Sunan couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded.

He was a little confused.

What is under heaven...... It's too much of a coincidence, right?

Ran into Uchiha Itachi?

What is he doing in S City?

Sunan turned his head and smiled leisurely.

"There's a weird guy who invited you to a meal and you went with him?"

“…… He said he knew you, brother. Su Lin blinked.

"And then you went to the Uchiha Group's headquarters in this city and slept in?"

“…… Brother Itachi said he would send me to you. Su Lin blinked again.

"And then he said to send you to me, and you got in the car with him?"

"That's right...... Otherwise, how am I sitting here now?" Su Lin blinked again.

Sunan only felt that he couldn't help but feel angry.

Aren't you afraid of being sold by strangers?

How many times have I told you, don't trust strangers casually!

It's good that you ran into Itachi Uchiha, and if it was someone else, you still have the life to sit here?

"Now, go to the room, face the wall, and don't come out without my permission, until you realize you're wrong!"

Hearing this tone, Naruto and the others knew that Sunan was really angry this time.

Originally, they were going to persuade them, but when they saw the latter's expression, they gave up their thoughts.

That's why they feel scared. If Su Lin met not Uchiha Itachi, but someone else......

Only Sakata Gintoki's mouth squirmed twice, and in the end he didn't say anything.

If he said that he was not worried that Su Lin would be abducted by others, he would definitely be killed.

Su Lin found that Sunan was indeed angry, and he didn't defend himself, but just looked aggrieved, and went back to his room to rest silently.

……

……

It was almost twelve o'clock at this time.

Sunan looked at the time, then at the others, and finally sent a message to his parents that his sister had come to him, and it was a matter of arranging sleep at night.

In fact, it is not that he is unwilling to call and confirm.

It's that he is not ready for his family to appear in this two-dimensional world.

"Naruto, Sasuke, you two go and sleep in the guest room, my sister sleeps in the main room, and then there is another room for me to sleep. ”

Naruto and Sasuke nodded.

Sakata Gintoki looked confused, and he pointed to himself: "What about me, do I sleep in the same room with you?"

Sunan smiled leisurely: "You sleep in the living room, the sofa is very big, I don't have the habit of sleeping in the same bed with men." ”

Sakata Gintoki clutched his chest, why is it always himself who is injured.

……

……

Sunan was lying on the bed, flipping through his mobile phone, feeling a little tired inexplicably.

Since he came to this world, he has been constantly busy, and he really feels tired.

Pit Daddy's system, Pit Dad's Uchiha Group, Pit Dad's "Sing Huaxia" competition, Pit Dad's four-in-one anime ["Dragon Ball", "Death Note", "Slam Dunk", "Naruto" series TV series].

Only...... Sister Pao can dance classical dance, which makes his eyes shine.

"Jingle ~ Jingle ~ You have a new short message. ”

Sunan was stunned and turned on his mobile phone to read the information.

Cover your face.

Cover your face again.

Mom's, sure enough, this two-dimensional world also has this kind of boring information.

I saw that the text message said: I Li Aimei, 29 years old, 165cm tall, white and beautiful, Chu Chu moving, married to a wealthy businessman on Treasure Island, her husband was unable to have children due to an accident, seeing that there was no heir to the strong assets, to avoid disputes, I took advantage of the plan to visit relatives, looking for a healthy, considerate, and just male pregnancy...... After the completion of the matter, pay 800,000 Huaxia yuan.

Fulfill a woman's dream of motherhood.

Sunan's hands couldn't help but tremble a little.

Spending a lot of money to have children?

He's meowing, he shouldn't have exposed the phone outside of an unreliable place, right?

Why are there still such scam text messages?

After the matter is completed, pay 800,000 Huaxia yuan to fulfill your dream of a mother?

Don't be funny!

Sunan was just about to delete the information, and after thinking about it, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile cheaply, forget it, it's time to relieve the pressure.

So he replied with one word: Mom.

Sunan couldn't help but hammer and burst into laughter.

He already had a premonition that the person on the other end of the phone was furious!

A moment later, there was a reply.

Get lost.

Hahahaha. Sunan couldn't help but laugh again.

He called to tease the other person again, only to find that the other party had turned off his phone. This made him can't help but feel a little regretful. The scammer who finally got his hands on it, just ran away.

Sunan shook his head and continued to think about what had happened before.

My sister is now in another room, she lost her mobile phone, she still has to go to class, and there are a lot of things, so she can't accompany her for the time being, so it's better to let Qi Yanbin and others accompany her?

I beat her today, she should know that she was wrong.

"Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell ~"

Just as he was thinking, the phone rang again.

Sunan looked at the caller ID and found that it was an unknown number.

He couldn't help but wonder a little, who called him on the big night?

After connecting, a man's voice soon came from the opposite side: "Hello, I am from Huaxia Bank." ”

Sunan frowned, he remembered that Huaxia Bank was not this number at all.

So he snorted.

The other side continued to speak: "Just now we inquired and found that your bank card spent 1.8 million and 8,000 US dollars in Thailand yesterday, did you spend it yourself?"

Burst.

Sunan couldn't help but almost burst out laughing.

Well, another liar.

What day is it? Liars are coming one after another.

But it's okay, this one is calling, just talk to yourself.

Sunan turned his head around and replied with a smile: "Yes, I bought an elephant, is there any problem?"

The other side was silent for five seconds: "Big brother, you can really brag and interrupt my train of thought......"

Sunan burst into laughter: "Silly boy, let's cheat for the first time, grow a little longer, the so-called liar, you have to have a strong heart, even what the other party says can interrupt your train of thought, what else do you come out to cheat......"

"Doodoo Dot ......"

Sunan looked at his phone, and the other party hung up.

Cut.

Sunan pursed his lips and threw his phone aside.

This psychological quality has to be practiced well.

"Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell ~"

The phone rang for the third time.

Sunan also felt a little bored.

Why are you liars so boring?

I don't choose early, I don't choose late, it's 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and the phone calls come in a row.

Sunan didn't think about it, picked up the phone, opened his mouth suddenly, spoke very quickly, and didn't give the other side a chance to speak at all: "Hello liar, goodbye liar, if you don't have a strong heart, don't call me, I'm afraid that you will be angry with me and have a heart attack!"

There was a moment of silence on the other side.

"Oh, then you're a liar. "Singing China" informs you that you will participate in the semi-finals in 15 days. ”

Sunan pouted.

And then lie.

Your "Singing Huaxia" is really boring, and you notified the contestants to participate in the semi-finals at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night?

Can it be a little weirder?

"Editor, then editor, I'll turn on a handset mode, and listen to your editor. ”

The other party was silent for a few seconds: "It's up to you, if you don't come to the competition at that time, you will be treated as a waiver, if you have any doubts, log in to the official website of "Sing Huaxia" and enter your identity information to inquire." ”

Then, the phone hung up.

Sunan couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded.

He looked at his phone, then at the ceiling.

Counterpart...... It doesn't seem to be a lie.

It seems to be ...... It's true.

However, don't your "Sing Huaxia" program team be so boring!

Notify the players at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night to participate in the semi-finals?

Do you dare to be a little weirder?!