Chapter 58: Not a Man
Seeing that Haha made a choice with the help of Shi Zhenqiu, the next Park Myung-so also quickly took the initiative. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Then I'll choose One. ”
Zheng Junhe slowed down, and the No. 2 ball that was chiseled by Shi Zhenqiu fell on him.
Now he was not happy.
"Why? Why do you choose first? I don't want the number two, I want the number one. ”
Park Myung-so wasn't happy.
"Ah, you can kick whatever you want, what is picky? ”
Not to mention, this sounds very reasonable, at least Zheng Junhe accepted it coyly.
He didn't quite believe that Shi Zhenqiu would really be so unlucky, and he made the wrong choice every time.
All three of them have been chosen, and Haha is the first to kick.
Maybe he felt that he had avoided Shi Zhenqiu's choice, so he could have good luck, haha he actually sprinted out with all his might.
Not only that, but I also play hard, maybe I want to be cool.
It's a pity that two of the three are bad balls.
Even if you avoid Shi Zhenqiu's choice, there is a 50% chance of winning the lottery.
Sure enough, it was an unchallenged member, and it was really an unfortunate representative, haha was both painful and humiliating to choose the water polo, and the whole person turned into a bird and flew out.
Haha was eliminated, so Park Myung-so and Jung Joon-ha were left.
This time, it's either heaven or hell, so everyone unanimously decided to let the two of them play at the same time.
Anyway, happiness and bad luck come together to maximize entertainment.
One, two, three, the two of them rushed out at the same time.
As a result, after Park Myung-so touched the ball, the ball flew out lightly.
And Zheng Junhe was stumped by the sand ball, and only people flew out.
However, everyone didn't have time to laugh at Zheng Junhe's bad luck, on the contrary, they all looked at Shi Zhenqiu in horror.
"Ah, what is he?"
"No. 2 is really a sand ball. ”
"Ah, busy, tonight's World Cup match, can you tell which team will win?"
Seeing that Lu Hongzhe had other thoughts, Liu Zaishi hurriedly stopped him.
"Ahh ”
However, the recording was very interesting, and the members also took the initiative to propose a header game.
One is real football, the other is sand ball, and then let everyone choose.
One can imagine how painful it will be for those who choose to get the sand ball.
But it's really fun to play like this, and Kim Tae-ho also applauded and happily agreed.
"Who's the first to come?"
In the face of Liu Zaishi's question, everyone had a very tacit understanding.
"Needless to say, of course it's our business. ”
Everyone was unanimous and pushed Shi Zhenqiu out.
It seems that everyone also wants to confirm whether Shi Zhenqiu is really unlucky in terms of choice.
"Guys, I really can't, I'm going to be unlucky. ”
Shi Zhenqiu recalled the pain in his foot and neck just now, and his heart was very frightened, and he didn't want to be everyone's laughing stock.
However, the members were determined and did not give him a chance to back down at all.
There was no way, Shi Zhenqiu had no choice but to hesitate to stand in front.
After letting Shi Zhenqiu turn his back, Liu Zaishi and Haha, who were holding the ball in their hands, also turned their backs and kept swapping the two balls, striving to be able to confuse the real with the fake.
The two of them were busy for a while, and they thought it was okay, so they stood there with a smile in their arms.
When Shi Zhenqiu turned around, he was completely dumbfounded.
The two brothers who are so bad that they can't see the flaws at all.
These two goods all gritted their teeth, as if they were holding a sand ball in their hands, and their acting skills were simply off the charts.
Shi Zhenqiu was a little scared and muttered.
"This ...... What's this?"
As he spoke, he quietly shifted his steps, wanting to get a closer look.
It's a pity that his tricks were immediately seen through by his brothers.
"You can't get close, you can't get close. ”
Small actions could not be realized, and Shi Zhenqiu became more and more distressed.
It's not good at all.
Do you go so far to harm me?
"Come, busy, use the gift of your chosen god and prove your abilities to us. ”
Seeing that Shi Zhenqiu was confused and entangled, Liu Zaishi began to induce.
Shi Zhenqiu looked left, right, up, and down, as if he wanted to see through the two of them.
"Brother Shi, yours is a sand ball, right?"
Liu Zaishi grinned.
"That's right, mine is the sand ball. ”
There was no flaw in his expression, his eyes were false and real, and Shi Zhenqiu couldn't detect it at all.
"Haha, you swear to God, you have a sand ball in your hand, right?"
Haha, ridiculous.
"God is too busy to take care of this. ”
received a fatal blow, Shi Zhenqiu was speechless.
"Hurry up, hurry up, what are you afraid of? You chose to get to the sand ball, so it can be interesting." ”
Sure enough, it was a vicious father, Park Myung-so's words completely exposed the essence of variety shows, and also exposed their desire to see jokes.
There is no turning back.
Since this is the case, Shi Zhenqiu had no choice but to take out the momentum of breaking the cauldron and striving for a complete baptism.
"Ahh
After cheering himself up, Shi Zhenqiu's eyes were like lightning, and he made a choice directly.
"Haha brother, I choose haha. ”
Compared with the treacherous and cunning Liu Zaishi, he is still more immature.
Compared with Liu's posture in the fog cover of Shiyun Mountain, haha is even more twisted. Maybe he is the breakthrough here, the key to Shi Zhenqiu's bad luck.
finally made a choice, and the time to verify Shi Zhenqiu's bad luck has finally arrived.
Everyone is calm and waiting for the results to appear.
"So good, come on, header, one-two-three!!"
When Liu Zaishi counted to three, Haha immediately threw the ball in his hand.
Shi Zhenqiu also fought hard.
This time he felt good and seemed to see the dawn of a breakthrough in himself.
As long as it takes one header, just one header, he can become a new self and live a comfortable life.
So for all this, he worked so hard, so passionate, and so hard.
The football and the head, two round objects streaked across the long void, approaching little by little, as if Romeo and Juliet had broken through the family's barrier and finally came together.
It's really a classic masterpiece......
Sure enough, it's a well-known tragedy!
"Bang !!!!"
Shi Zhenqiu clearly felt that his neck seemed to be an inch shorter, and his entire head was compressed.
Sharp pain ran down the scalp and unjustifiably into the brain, as if someone was digging out their brains with a shovel.
Meat and vegetables, colorful, anyway, all kinds of confused reactions have converged.
In what posture did he fly out, and in what posture did he fly back.
Sure enough, it's the god of bad luck, and it's really an unexpected choice.
In the end, he still did not avoid the baptism of the sand ball, and sat on the highest level of bad luck.
What the?
That's it?
Then you are very wrong.
Because of the collision with the sand ball, Shi Zhenqiu fell to the ground happily.
But before he could come out of the great pain in his head, the sand ball that fell immediately after him was so good that it didn't die and smashed into his crotch again.
Men are creatures that live on their third leg.
There was an attack here, and how could the pain be compared to other parts?
This time, Shi Zhenqiu couldn't even shout, his face was red, his hands were desperately covering the vital point, and he almost foamed at the mouth.
The whole person was lying on the grass, as if the prawns had been fried.
The members were also terrified.
People can be unlucky, but they can't be so unlucky.
A group of people hurriedly gathered around and became concerned.
"Busy, are you alright? Ah, hurry up and call an ambulance. ”
"Oh my God, I'm not a man anymore, what can I do?"
"Don't be afraid, we'll book you a ticket to Thailand. ”
"Busy, even if you can't be a man, you're still a member of our Infinite Challenge. ”
Damn guys, what are you talking so loud for?
It's all you guys, do you really want to play me to death?
Shi Zhenqiu, who was covering his crotch, wanted to cry without tears, and all his grievances turned into whimpering.
There is not a month that cannot be out of the hurt of this day,
The messy World Cup special once again achieved the myth of Shi Zhenqiu, the myth of bad luck.
It is conceivable that when this episode is broadcast, this guy's bad luck is estimated to be on the hot search again.
In fact, his guess was correct, and sure enough, after the World Cup special was broadcast, he successfully became a frequent visitor to NAVER along with the hottest topics of the moment, such as the World Cup, the Korean national team, and football players.
It's just "Shi Zhenqiu, bad luck", "Shi Zhenqiu, crotch", "Shi Zhenqiu, transgender", what the hell is this?
Shi Zhenqiu, who was staring at the computer screen, his face was green at this time, and he really wanted to rush to MBC and strangle Kim Tae-ho.
That bastard's PD didn't take care of his face at all, and it was broadcast without editing anything.
If it's just that, forget it, but there's a big mouth next to you.
"Hahaha, you kid is also the best. The ones that are on the air are really not edited? Come on, come on, show me, are you really not a man anymore?"
Facing Zhang Dongmin's ridicule, Shi Zhenqiu was in a bad mood.
"Senior, has no one ever made trouble in your Internet café? Why don't I come here?"
Zhang Dongmin's expression became serious.
"If you're going to make trouble, I'm not going to stop you. By the way, congratulations to you, you will be on the hot search again. ”
Artists make trouble, this is really big news.
It was impossible for Shi Zhenqiu not to know the consequences, so he had to hold his head in his hands and cry like a puppy who couldn't find a home in an overcrowded Internet café.
"Senior, woo woo...... Woowoowoo...... What am I going to do in the future?"