"Uncle Ray said that secrets must be written in a diary so that they can be passed on forever. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"I also have a secret that I have kept in my heart for many years. ”

"Actually, I don't have a mother, I was born to my father. ”

“……”

"Our family lives in the mountains, and what we see every day, except for the mountains, is the clouds and mist that do not disperse all year round. ”

"It's ridiculous that my father, an old bachelor, actually claims to be a heavenly master. ”

"It's naïve to call the emperor behind closed doors. ”

"Although I am young and have never been out, I have studied for a few days and can use my mobile phone to surf the Internet. ”

"I just went to search, Zhang, Ge, Sa, Xu, among the four heavenly masters, there is no surname Fei. ”

"Besides, now that even the Living Buddha has begun to be authenticated online, this Heavenly Master naturally can't fake it. ”

"If I have the chance, I must persuade him to talk big. ”

"Actually, our family is still quite big, but the house is a little old, and it is similar to the Forbidden City. ”

"As soon as you enter the mountain gate, there is a stone archway, on which are hung two couplets, which read: 'Immortal Immortal Mansion' and 'Longevity with the Sky'. ”

"When I see this couplet, I always feel ashamed. ”

"Dad, if you want to brag, our father and son can just talk nonsense at home, and it will be bad to hang the big words outside the door for people to see. Do you really think that you are the ancestor of the earth immortals in "Journey to the West", Zhen Yuanzi, whose magic is boundless, and even Sun Wukong can catch fried it?!"

"The most annoying thing is that there are two big snakes coiled on the stone pillar of our mountain gate. ”

"Every time I go in and out, they both squint at me. ”

"What are you looking at?"

"What are you doing?"

"Try another one?"

"Try it, try it. ”

"Well, it's actually nothing, the most ridiculous thing is that my dad bought a second-hand husky online from somewhere, and then used a brush to write a big 'king' on the top of its head, and drew a circle outside. ”

"Every time I see this cottage 'Watching Tiger', my heart is full of shame. ”

"Although we have a super narcissistic and shameful dad, we still have a lot of visitors to our house. ”

"It's just that they don't give me a good feeling, either hiding their heads and showing their faces, or their deeds are suspicious, saying that it sounds good is that the dragon sees the head but not the tail, and if it is ugly, it is sneaky, as if they have done something unseemly. ”

"Just yesterday, there was a man in a black robe wearing a big pointed hat, the black robe was worn and old, and it looked like a person who asked for food, he came to visit with a wooden stick, and his attitude was quite polite, and he spoke Mandarin with a London accent, saying that he was a registered disciple of my father's junior, called Gandalf. ”

"When I haven't watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy?! You're still Gandalf! I'm getting older, and it's not impossible to learn how to cosplay, but it's a bit too much to go to other people's houses to cheat children!"

"I said my dad wasn't home, and the guy was disappointed, and he left an envelope for my dad. ”

"But the way he left was really a bit special, and I was stunned for a long time. ”

"Because, he's riding his stick, flying, go!"

"Well, I'll admit that I've been a little talkative and incoherent today, but I've been stimulated by yesterday's incident, not by stealing the 'imperial sake' that my dad hid behind the mountain. ”

"Why do I know it's 'Imperial Sake'?"

"Nonsense, of course, because my super showy dad wrote the word 'imperial wine' on the wine jar!"

"Once he drank too much, he actually boasted that the emperor sent it to him to celebrate his birthday!"

"This is simply ridiculous!"

"When I didn't study history, the last emperor was more than a hundred years ago!"

After Fei Dasheng finished writing the last word, he rubbed the corners of his forehead that was a little sore, threw the brush into the pen holder, and in his father's study, he found a red sandalwood box containing jade talismans, threw out all the contents inside, and then put the diary in it, and locked it very solemnly.

He didn't know what was wrong with him, he suddenly remembered what diary he wanted to write, in short, he was a little calm in his heart, he wanted to confide in something, but he couldn't find someone to talk to, so he simply wrote it in the diary.

"Where is it safe?" Fei Dasheng held the red sandalwood box and looked around the room.

Finally he went into the courtyard, dug a pit under the big pine tree, and buried the red sandalwood box.

"Now, my heart is finally steady. After doing all this, Fei Dasheng finally felt that his mood was bright again.

As the saying goes, "family ugliness should not be publicized", although Fei Dasheng does not vomit or be unhappy about these shameful things of his father, he never wants outsiders to know and laugh at himself with these handles.

"Young Master, Young Master!"

At this time, Fei Dasheng heard the voice of the old housekeeper Huang Bo calling him.

"It's coming, it's coming!" Fei Dasheng agreed, and then walked towards the front yard in the direction of the sound.

Huang Bo is a very spiritual old man, always smiling, amiable, and always looks eighty years old, but Fei Dasheng doesn't know how old he is, but he just feels that since he was a child, Huang Bo's image has not changed, and it has been seventeen or eighteen years, and he has not seen the slightest old state.

"Uncle Huang, what are you looking for me?" Fei Dasheng saw Uncle Huang.

"Master, let me call you over to talk about something. Huang Bo said with a smile.

"Dad is back?" Fei Dasheng replied and began to walk towards the main room, but he muttered a little in his heart, "What serious can he do when he looks for me?"

"Whew......"

As soon as he heard this voice, Fei Dasheng knew that it was Wangcai, the "cottage watchdog" raised by his father, who came.

Sure enough, as soon as he turned around, he saw the second-class husky Wangcai with the word "Wang" written on his forehead, shaking his head and tail in front of him.

Speaking of which, these two goods are also loyal to their own work, but they are affected by their father, and they don't do it, but they want to learn from the tiger.

"Shut up!Second goods!" Fei Dasheng looked at the second goods and couldn't help but shake his head, "Alas, it's hopeless, and there are few in this family that are normal." ”

Fei Dasheng walked around the backyard and walked a long way before he saw the mountain gate in the front yard.

As usual, the two big snakes on the stone pillars of the mountain gate squinted at him again.

"What are you seeing?!" Fei Dasheng scolded.

"What are you doing?" the two big snakes responded with their eyes.

"Look again, believe it or not, I stewed you to drink soup?!"

Fei Dasheng had a very bad temper today, glared back, and threatened by the way.

The two big snakes seemed to understand, and seemed to be a little frightened, retracted their heads, curled up in a ball, and didn't dare to look at the Great Sage Fei again.

"Whew......"

Wangcai followed, wagged his tail and roared twice at the two big snakes on the stone pillar of the mountain gate, and then followed Fei Dasheng and entered the mountain gate together.

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"Master, the old slave has already informed the young master, and he will come over soon. ”

Inside the main hall, Uncle Huang was bending over and respectfully praying to a middle-aged man.

If Fei Dasheng saw this, he would definitely be surprised for a while, after all, how could Huang Bo be the last to come first and come to the main hall one step earlier than him? Moreover, he didn't see Huang Bo at all along the way.

The middle-aged man is none other than Fei Dasheng's father, Fei Tianshi, who claims to be the Heavenly Master.

No one knows what his real name is, but anyone who comes to visit will call him Fei Tianshi.

Fei Tianshi looked like he was in his forties, his long hair was tied behind his head with a plain linen scarf, he was wearing a light cyan robe, wide robe with large sleeves, and he was playing with two walnut-sized beads, one black and one white, and in addition, there were no other accessories, it could be seen that he was a handsome old man, who was sitting in the middle of the hall at this time, touching a beard more than three inches long with one hand.

After listening to Uncle Huang's words, he nodded, "Xiao Shi, tell me, this time I will give a birthday banquet for the Great Sage Zhang Luo, is it appropriate or not?"

"The master's idea is naturally far-sighted, how can the old slave guess it?" Huang Bo replied very modestly, "However, since the master decided to do this, it must be reasonable." ”

"You guy, after so many years, you're still a little slippery. Fei Tianshi laughed, pointed at Huang Bo and said.

A forty-year-old middle-aged man, calling an eighty-year-old man a little stone, is a little inappropriate, and if outsiders see it, they will definitely feel that the atmosphere inside the house is a little weird.

"However, the young master is eighteen years old, and he should indeed let him go down the mountain to experience what the red world is like. Huang Bo also smiled with Fei Tianshi, and then expressed his attitude.

"You're right, it's been eighteen years in the blink of an eye, and time still flies so fast......," Fei Tianshi sighed, "I can take this opportunity to meet my old friends." Little stone, at three o'clock tonight, pull up the Heavenly Master Gathering Immortal Flag, and see how many people still can remember my old bones. ”

"The old slave strictly obeys the decree of the Great Heavenly Master. Huang Bo solemnly bent down, bowed heavily, and then replied loudly.