Chapter 430: This stalk, they can laugh for a lifetime
On the water card of "Murder Hunt", the starring role is still Chang Baoyun, and Chang Baoyun is still Taizu, everyone entered the theater with great reluctance, wanting to see how the drummer tossed Taizu this time.
But...... As soon as the play begins, it's a dead man!
Drama fans: It's a big holiday, come here, can it be good?
Ticket friend: Dead people are dead people, why do you want a small child to stay next to you, don't frighten the child.
Immediately afterwards, the stage was cute and cute, and there was no makeup at all, and the little drama spirit recommended by Chang Baoyun was launched. It is very easy to let a character like Chang Baoyun play a stupid child, but it is very difficult for a child to play an adult.
The apprentice recommended by Chang Baoyun is simply a drama spirit by nature, imitating the Taizu who imitated Chang Baoyun's performance, imitating the Taizu who was acting beautifully, his little face was calm and calm, and even the appearance of holding the tip of his small chin was exactly the same as Chang Baoyun.
"Is this Taizu Tuo's birth of a child?"
The play has just begun, and everyone still doesn't know what's going on, and many people who like to watch dramas don't read picture books, and they only collect them when they buy them, and they don't look down at all, and they refuse to listen to spoilers. Therefore, most people don't know what's going on, so they have the leisure to talk to the left and right.
"Eighty percent, if this is a child, it would be interesting. ”
"It's not just funny, when I think about giving birth to a son, the reincarnation of Taizu's soul, ouch, it's so beautiful to think about. ”
"Don't talk nonsense. ”
Everyone quickly closed their mouths and stood in the stands, no longer continuing this somewhat offending topic.
On the stage, the little drama spirit has already started his wonderful performance, the little drama spirit is investigating the case slipperily, and before the official comes, any few clues will determine that "the murderer is in this inn". The clues are arranged reasonably, after all, it is adapted from real files, and the details are extremely perfect.
Little drama spirit: "Just wait for the official to come, and hand over the clues, the real murderer will be subdued, and the bitter master's grudge can be eliminated." ”
However, at this time, a rooster crowed, which meant that it was dawn, and the little drama spirit heard the rooster crow and sighed: "When a rooster crows at dawn, everything has to start all over again, otherwise, how to explain it?"
After a while, the little drama spirit changed scenes, and after a circle around the side of the sub-stage, the body was no longer on the stage, but turned into an interior furnishing. When the little drama spirit walked into it, a burst of smoke erupted out of thin air, and the little drama spirit became a constant cloud in the smoke, which is a common acrobatic method to change people.
Everyone has seen acrobatics, and it is not uncommon for people to change into living people, but this picture still makes them a little confused.
At this time, he often hugged the clouds and sang: "The night is a child's body, the sky is white and adult, tsk...... What is the cause of this? ”
The first scene ends here, and everyone in the audience: ......
"It's really an eye-opener for us, I really dare to think that I can make it up, I am an adult during the day, and a child at night, how can I come up with it. ”
"Miss Ameng's drama is really novel, and others can't really write such a scene. ”
"Don't talk about this, what do you think will be the cause, there must be no reason. ”
"It's just a play, so why is it more serious, it's more real, and you'll know after watching it later. ”
"Also, don't say it, that kid acted so well, I almost thought it was Chang Huyun who shrunk. ”
"Eh, I said, it turns out that the kid's energy is as strong as Chang Huyun, why do I look familiar, it's exactly the same as Chang Changyun's usual eyes when he plays Taizu. ”
At the beginning of the second act, the young official version of Taizu, played by Chang Baoyun, pondered on stage why he became a child at night. Fortunately, Taizu wears both men and women, wears the past and wears the future, and wears the ancient and modern, so Taizu, who often hugs the clouds, can calmly handle daily official affairs while fuguing too empty.
Fans of the theater in the audience, regardless of whether they have seen picture books or not, laughed again because of the easter eggs that had appeared. This stalk, drummers write for a lifetime, they can laugh for a lifetime, no matter how many times they appear, they can laugh like a flock of geese offstage.
At this time, when the sky was bright, Chang hugged the clouds and blew out the candles, which meant that the day was dawning, and the government sent over to report the murder case yesterday. The murderer was a man about five feet seven years tall, and there were bloody remnant footprints at the scene that had not been washed away by the rain: "The elder is seven inches two, the short one is three inches one, and it is suspected that he is an adult, and an eighteen-nine-year-old child." ”
Taizu, who turned into an eight- or nine-year-old child, was on stage, his expression was particularly good-looking, and the audience laughed, and then began to guess the murderer very casually as the plot progressed. It's not that there are no suspects in this case, but there are too many suspects, even if Taizu has been to the scene, it is difficult to interrogate the cunning real murderer.
In the third act, the truth is revealed to the world, the murderer is punished, and everyone on and off the stage is happy, Taizu finally discovers the reason why he becomes a child at night from time to time: "Huh...... I have met all these murderers, and in the daytime, there are conversations or contacts, but none of them have been missed, could it be ...... Here's why. ”
Because he couldn't be sure, Taizu said: "If you change it next time, you will see." ”
The first scene ended in the sentence "See you next time" next to Chang Baoyun's public case, and the fans in the audience: ......
There are melon seeds and peanuts in their hands, and they can't all smash them on the stage, and the big and small corners on the stage have gone down, and everyone looks at Meng Yue's private room upstairs. Meng Yue was also a fan of the fans in the stands, and smiled "hey, hey, hey": "I really don't blame me, my picture book is not arranged like this, the first picture book is the end of the case again, Taizu turned into a child, and thought about who he had spoken to during the day, who he had contact with, and made it into a list." ”
So, of course, this pot belongs to Cao Zhonglun.
Cao Zhonglun, who was stuffed with a mouthful of dog food on the side and had to carry the pot: "Sell me like this, I won't write you a script next time." ”
"No, I was wrong, it's all my fault. Meng Yue can't live without Cao Zhonglun, the queen screenwriter, and she is counting on the screenwriter to help her write the movie script quickly.
How can the fans and fans in the audience leave if they don't see Meng Yue, there is nothing else to vomit today, only the unwillingness to end the play here: "Miss Meng, you are becoming more and more unkind, I think that when I was in "Boudoir Order", I would never have played like this." ”
Meng Yue: I really want to tell you that at that time, it was Yang Tingli, the first assistant of the cabinet, who helped me write the script, and Yang Shoufu was not from the blade factory, but Cao Zhonglun was.
"So that everyone can wait for the next scene with full anticipation. ”
Everyone: Forget it, seeing that you are pregnant, we will not seriously protest.
"When will there be a movie of "Murder Hunting", I think this scene may be more exciting to watch on the movie, but can children watch it, I think this scene will scare children. ”
"Don't worry, we will take care of it when we shoot, and even children can watch it. "Meng Yue still likes dramas of all ages, and the whole family goes out to watch it together, how warm.
"What can there be. "That's the point.
Meng Yue: I'll have to wait until the filming is finished, don't worry, I'll give you a big surprise when the time comes.