Chapter 53: Farewell Gifts
Just as He Xiangdong came back with a bunch of food and Guo Qing, whose face had turned blackened into carbon, Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan also came out of the room.
Fang Wenqi's first words when he saw He Xiangdong were: "Child, we will talk about cross talk in Liancheng Quyi Club in the future, and we will say it in Tianjin." ”
Lin Zhengjun was also waiting at the door of the hotel, since he received Bai Qiang's news, Fan Wenquan thought about leaving Fang Wenqi here, and he had already discussed it with Lin Zhengjun.
After waiting for the confirmed news, Lin Zhengjun was really relieved, as the head of the club, he naturally wished to have such a big horn join.
Last night, a cross talk special was collected, and more than 300 yuan was collected for tickets, and business has never been so good. After deducting various expenses, Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan were given 200 yuan.
In the small theater, the division is also open, and the general actors take the whole share, including the cave head Lin Zhengjun, who also takes the whole share, although he is nominally a boss.
In other words, it is easier to understand, this club is like a partnership in later generations, actors rely on their own artistic level to join the company, Lin Zhengjun relies on management to join the group, everyone is a partner, and the dividends are also divided according to the level.
The rules of the show are the money for one performance, last night was a cross talk special, Lin Zhengjun took a whole share, the band took another one, and the theater cost was counted again, and the rest was the person who said cross talk, and that's it.
Fan Wenquan and Guo Qing resolutely refused to take this money, they were taking state salaries, and it would be bad for them to perform in private places, and it would be even more inappropriate to take any more money.
According to Fan Wenquan's intention, he wanted to leave all the money to his senior brother, but Fang Wenqi, a stubborn old man, refused to ask for it, and later abandoned a lot of tongues before he borrowed it from Fan Wenquan and accepted it.
In fact, there is no way, they want to move to Tianjin City to live, all aspects of the expenses suddenly become bigger, everything is difficult at the beginning, all kinds of things are required to buy money, life is sad.
In the end, the money was still in Lin Zhengjun's hands, Fang Wenqi asked Lin Zhengjun to help find a suitable rental house, and Lin Zhengjun readily agreed.
He Xiangdong, Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan's master and apprentice, Bai Qiang's master and apprentice all went back to the suburbs, and in the next few days, Fan Wenquan and Fang Wenqi were teaching each other's apprentices cross talk jokes.
Fan Wenquan has three cross talks that Fang Wenqi can't do, Fang Wenqi has also coveted this for a long time, these three are all old jokes on the verge of being lost, Fang Wenqi has traveled south and north over the years, and he knows that his junior brother will make it, and he really hasn't seen anyone else.
These three paragraphs are "Eating Wings", "Straight Neck" and "A Nest of Mixes", and the last cross talk is a joke adapted from "Laughing Forest" by the master of Mingfu in the Ming Dynasty.
It is said that there is a family of four, two husbands and wives, a son and an old mother, and the whole family is confused. Once a child saw his own reflection in the water tank, and saw the figure in the water tank learning his own movements, he became angry and quarreled, and the more noisy he became, the more fierce he became.
Later, the child's father came out, and saw that there was an adult's shadow in the water tank, and he also quarreled, but he couldn't make any noise, and then the child's father picked up and turned his head into the water tank in anger, splashing a big splash, and the child's father was scared stupid, and it was over, this was to smash out the human brain, and then run away.
Once the child's father came back from a business trip and gave his wife a mirror, and the wife immediately became angry when she saw it, and asked if the woman in the mirror was a wild woman brought back by her husband, and the husband was speechless. The old lady took it and looked at it, and immediately became angry, scolding her son for bringing an old woman back.
"A Nest of Mixes".
The second half of this cross talk was adapted by Mr. Ma Sanli and performed in the 80s, called "Sloppy Man".
He Xiangdong learned very seriously, Fan Wenquan taught very seriously, Fan Wenquan was more and more surprised, this child is so awake, once he teaches, he doesn't need to say the second time, and the basic skills are very solid, after finishing the work, the child can master it immediately.
Fan Wenquan's jealousy is about to come out, he is really jealous that his senior brother has such a talented apprentice, if it weren't for his senior brother, he would have snatched it directly.
Fang Wenqi also passed on a few old good jokes to Guo Qing during this time, Guo Qing was also very modest and cautious to learn, this child finally changed his sex after the last setback, which made the two old gentlemen very pleased.
In a few days, Fan Wenquan and Guo Qing will return to the Beijing Quyi Troupe, and Bai Qiang and Tian Jiani will also leave, Bai Qiang wants to take Tian Jiani to the student class of the Quyi Troupe.
Life is a rare reunion, only parting more. Parting is always sad, and everyone has feelings for each other during this time, especially He Xiangdong and Tian Jiani, this is the child daughter-in-law of our young master Dongda.
But there is another sad one.
"Wow...... Woowoo...... Wow......"
Seeing that the little fat man was crying indistinctly, Tian Jiani said: "Don't cry big stone, why do you love to cry more than a girl." ”
The little fat man couldn't stop crying, his fat face was full of tears, and he sobbed: "You...... You're leaving...... Gone, Dongzi...... Dongzi also wants to ...... Go...... When I went to Tianjin, I ...... I'm alone...... Wow......"
Tian Jiani didn't know how to persuade her, so she could only look at He Xiangdong for help, He Xiangdong scratched his head and said, "Big stone, you can come to see us if you are free." ”
The little fat man was still crying: "Just ...... No one...... No one accompanies me...... Play, just ...... Just you...... If you are willing to accompany me...... Right now...... You...... You're gone, and there's no one...... Stay with me. ”
He Xiangdong really had no choice, so he could only say: "Big stone, have you prepared a farewell gift for us, if you don't have a gift, don't cry." ”
"Wow......" sounded, and the little fat man suddenly cried loudly, which was called a landslide and the sky collapsed.
He Xiangdong's face changed, and he said directly: "Look at the posture, this gift is not small." ”
Tian Jiani pinched He Xiangdong fiercely, glared, and said, "What are you talking about?"
"Hehe...... " He Xiangdong smiled.
After a long time, the little fat man stopped, he wiped away his tears, and said with red tears: "Actually, I have prepared a gift for you." ”
Tian Jiani and He Xiangdong both looked over, and they were very curious about what this little fat man had prepared.
The little fat man took out a small bag from the backpack he brought, handed it to Tian Jiani, and said, "Sister Ni, this is what I gave you." ”
"Thank you. Tian Jiani took it with a smile, opened it and saw that it was full of money, and she was immediately stunned.
The little fat man said very seriously: "This is all the pocket money that my father and my grandmother have given me over the years, I haven't used it much, it's about more than 40 yuan, I don't know what you like, so I'll give it to you, you can buy it yourself." ”
Sure enough, it is a child of a rich family, and he will use money to smash people at a young age.
Tian Jiani naturally refused to ask for it, but it was rare for the little fat man to insist on his opinion so much, Tian Jiani couldn't push it, so she could only accept it.
He Xiangdong asked the little fat man with a smile: "Big stone, what are you going to give me?"
The little fat man also rummaged in the bag very seriously, and finally took out a behemoth and handed it to He Xiangdong.
He Xiangdong couldn't laugh at that time.