Chapter 1 The Divine Realm Qilin'er
In the face of the threat, the long-haired goddess let out two beeps and fell silent.
The purple-haired goddess jumped to her feet angrily: "It's on standby, I'm your master!"
The short-haired goddess hurriedly persuaded: "Please calm down, you have applied to Lord Penny 68493 times, but they have all been rejected without exception. After all, A2 and I are mechanical acolytes specially designed to protect you, and they are bound to your soul and cannot be replaced!"
The purple-haired goddess said angrily: "2B, you are okay, but do you think A2's current attitude regards me as the master?"
2B explained, "How can A2 be on standby? We would never behave in such a disrespectful manner. She just turned off the external sensors and played the game in the virtual space. ”
"Hiss......" The purple-haired goddess gasped, her face jumped, and then she burst out: "It's better to standby! Wake her up, I want her to apologize to me immediately!"
"Please...... Hold on. 2B's eyes were also a little erratic: "Just one more minute, it's already the boss at the bottom of the level." Ah, watch out for the laser cannon, ...... to the left."
", you are too ......" The purple-haired goddess covered her heart with one hand, held the trunk of the tree with the other, and said physically and mentally: "What kind of sin did I create in my last life to put you two as my gods?"
Out of respect, 2B also reserved a tenth of the amount of calculations for his master, so he replied competently: "The system of serving gods is specially built for you, and it has nothing to do with the rules of cause and effect. As a premature baby, you are born with a deficiency, so our protection is necessary. ”
"What's wrong with the premature baby, do I have pride?" The purple-haired goddess shouted nonchalantly: "I can't lift a knife or can't hold a gun?" In terms of force, how can I say that I am also one of the top ten existences in the God of Order system, why do I have to protect it?"
2B glanced at her, then asked, "25+37=?"
The purple-haired goddess took a step back violently, her face was extremely solemn, she stretched out her hands and kept wrenching her fingers, her mouth was chanting, and cold sweat continued on her forehead......
2B shrugged, "Well, that's why we need to protect it." ”
Yingluo, who was silently observing on the side, looked stupid, this kind of arithmetic at the level of a primary school student needs to be considered, this is not something that can be explained by premature babies, right?
DiDi ......
A2 turned the external sensor back on, glanced at the purple-haired goddess with smoke above her head, frowned, and said, "More than fifty?"
2B nodded slightly apologetically: "Sorry, I ...... if I don't check it for a while."
"Not as an example. You know, addition and subtraction within fifty is already beyond the norm for the current master, and it is the content of the next centennial plan. ”
"Understood, documented. ”
"Good. Then ......" A2 nodded, and with a wave of her right hand, countless mysterious talismans appeared in the air, and with the flash of light, a two-handed giant blade full of science and technology was held in her hand, which was the 40-style ship chopping knife mentioned before.
"Let's start fighting!"
With a soft snap, A2's tall body jumped up deftly, clenching the giant blade in both hands with a merciless heavy split.
With a bang, the ground exploded violently, and a huge crack hundreds of meters long spread out, as if a hideous wound had been cut on the ground, showing the A2's attack power to the fullest.
"I'm so fascinated by it that I don't even notice that I've completed the conversion, but little girl, I don't have any ill intentions. Ying Luo patted the ash on his body and stood beside A2 intact, although the attack just now was brave, but it was not dexterous enough, and it was impossible to hit her.
A2's pupils narrowed sharply, and although he had an estimate of the possibility of the enemy dodging, he didn't see how the other party came to him. Her CPU beeped an alarm, and the energy that spilled from Yingluo's body nearly shut down her power furnace. She hurriedly jumped back to widen the distance, and said cautiously: "The energy reaction of the main god level, but there is no matching divine record in the memory bank, and it is still sneakily hiding to the side...... It doesn't look like there's no malice at all. ”
Yingluo smiled: "Then what are you going to do?"
"Yes, of course...... Protect the safety of the master!" A2 finished speaking, and another rune appeared around him, and the bulky two-handed giant blade was withdrawn and replaced by a black katana.
"2B, let's go together!"
"Understood!"
Runes also appeared next to the short-haired goddess, and a white katana was held in her hand.
Black Oath and White Pact, although these two weapons are not as powerful as the Type 40 Ship Chopper, they are more flexible. It seems that A2 and 2B also saw that they couldn't achieve results in the face of Yingluo's stupid black and coarse attacks, so they immediately chose Xiao Kuailing's weapon to increase the hit rate.
"Knowing the choice, but ......" Yingluo shrugged: "Meaningless. ”
A2 and 2B attacked Yingluo from left to right, and the Black Oath and the White Contract flew up and down like butterflies piercing flowers, bringing countless sword lights. The ground leaves traces criss-crossed, and the beautiful sea of flowers is swept into the sky by strong winds. The combat power of the two of them is already quite extraordinary, and now that they have joined forces, they are even more comparable to the main gods, although they can't exert their full strength in the battle in the atmosphere, but the same is true for the other party, the two acolytes are full of confidence and have enough confidence to win.
The black and white blade slashed towards Yingluo's shoulders, and it was ready to hit, and 2 and 2B looked at it, only to find that their wrists had been firmly grasped by Yingluo at some point, and no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't break free. Instead, a burst of divine power poured in, instantly paralyzing most of the modules in their bodies, causing them both to fall to the ground with a limp.
"Do you still want to fight?" Yingluo asked with a smile.
The two acolytes looked surprised.
"This ...... How is that possible?"
Yingluo was about to speak, but the purple-haired goddess over there suddenly shouted: "I calculated it, it's 52, right!
To you big-headed ghost, carry up, carry position, is your math taught by a physical education teacher?
Yingluo looked over with a distressed gaze, and it just so happened that the other party also looked over. The purple-haired goddess was stunned for a moment, and then came to Yingluo's face in an instant, and her speed was so fast that Yingluo could be regarded as a strong person to be reckoned with...... It's just that I can't compliment it in terms of intelligence.
"Master, be careful!" 2B loyally did not forget to warn even though his body was restrained.
Although A2 usually quarrels with her, he is really in danger and fully demonstrates his loyalty. Her power furnace was frantically exerting, and her joints rattled, desperately trying to break free from Yingluo's clamps.
But the next sentence of the purple-haired goddess almost caused the CPUs of A2 and 2B to short-circuit and burn out, and she was left to spit out a mouthful of engine oil to indicate that her liver and intestines were broken.
I saw the purple-haired goddess holding her heart in both hands, looking at Yingluo's eyes full of red hearts, even her face was flushed, and she said from the bottom of her heart: "Yes, it's the type I like." Little sister, be my girlfriend!"
This unexpected unfolding was unexpected, and there were countless slots in it, just listening to the two sounds, the eyes of the two gods dimmed, and they were directly killed by this huge amount of information, and it took two or three seconds before they began to restart with a snort.
It's so good, it's so good for robots.
Yingluo sighed incomparably, it's really good to be able to escape reality anytime and anywhere.
She looked at the purple-haired goddess in front of her, who was waiting for an answer, and felt only a toothache, and even longed to stuff the unlucky child back into Athena's belly. She sighed, gritted her back molars and said, "You may not believe it when you say it, I am your ......"
Before the word "Dad" could be spoken, there was a violent vibration behind him. Yingluo turned his head to see that a huge darkness was emerging from the horizon, and a thick black fog covered the sky. The plants are withering, the earth is crumbling, and even the sky is shattered, and there is only one way that can cause this vision, and that is the enemy of the god of order......
"Abyss!" Ying Luo frowned, and also let go of A2 and 2B.
"Yes, it's the abyss. I didn't expect you, young lady, as a wild god, to know this thing, you are really knowledgeable and intelligent. The purple-haired goddess tried her best to please Yingluo, and even popped up two idioms, which almost overdrew her IQ for the next two hundred years.
"Don't be afraid, I'll protect you!" the purple-haired god said and patted A2 and 2B: "If the reboot is over, get up and work, and say don't install so many useless plug-ins, how can this boot speed compete for the honor of being the first in the whole god world?"
2B stood up and said, "Master Penny's boot speed has been the first in the Divine Realm for 600 consecutive years, and our chances of defeating her are less than 3 in 10,000. ”
"Dreams, dreams, being a god without dreams, what's the difference between being a god and salted fish. The purple-haired goddess said nonchalantly.
"Don't talk about that. A2 looked at Yingluo and said, "What about this unregistered god?"
"Don't worry, the world order is one. Not registering is just a matter of formalities, but Anna from the Personnel Department has a deep revolutionary friendship with me, and I have absolutely no problem opening my mouth!"
The corners of A2's mouth twitched: "What about the guarantor?"
"Of course it's me. The purple-haired goddess snorted and said: "During the review period, whether it is eating, sleeping, bathing, or going to the toilet, I will be inseparable from the little sister to ensure that nothing goes wrong." ”
Hey, you're already a pervert, aren't you? And the gods don't have to go to the toilet!
"Okay. A2 was speechless: "Anyway, let's solve the abyss first, that's what we're here for." ”
"Yes, yes. The purple-haired goddess said impatiently: "I was going to do it a long time ago, you have been pestering." Don't say it, hurry up and solve all this, I still have to take my little sister home!"
A2 and 2B looked at each other and sighed at the same time, and a flash of light flashed as their figures vanished, replaced by two greatswords as wide as the door panels, which were clattered against the purple-haired goddess's shoulders, and the weight cracked directly on the ground beneath her feet, spreading cobweb-like marks.
"Well, I'll take a look!" The purple-haired goddess looked in the direction of the abyss with her hands on the pergola, and said to herself: "There is still a little distance, let's add a few buffs to this time." ”
Ying Luo was stunned, can you still add a buff with your IQ? Do you really have a blue bar?
But with a burst of colorful light, the purple-haired goddess really hung a bunch of buffs on herself. Ying Luo looked at it, and his mouth was crooked.
Crazy,Powerful madness,Advanced madness!The three BUFFs are all effects of increasing strength and reducing intelligence without exception.,This set down,Einstein also became Forrest Gump in seconds.,It's not worth the loss at all, right?
Oh yes. It may be worth the loss for others, but it seems to be just right for this girl, anyway, she doesn't have much IQ herself, the minimum is only zero, and a dozen points of intelligence are nothing.
The super-large giant sword, which was originally wielded by a muscular hunk man with both hands, was copied by a delicate little girl with one hand, and it was still one in each hand, which was really full of disobedience.
Seeing that the abyssal army had arrived in front of her, the purple-haired goddess laughed loudly, and rushed forward without hesitation, whizzing with two giant swords, just like a huge spinning top, and there was no enemy in the place where she went. The black monster was slapped with flesh and blood, and all kinds of bizarre and strange ways of dying emerged one after another. The laughter of a certain goddess kept coming from the smoke, and with this scene, it was impossible to see who was the villain at all.
As the battle progressed, the two door panels suddenly emitted golden light, becoming extremely huge, like a blender to stir up a hole in the thick fog, as the light shone, the information coverage began, and in just a few minutes, the once terrifying abyss was completely wiped out by a god of order single-handedly.
As the Void once said, a single individual of the Order Spirit is comparable to an army!
Yingluo looked at the purple-haired goddess who was squatting beside a stone and vomiting wildly, speechless for a while, fierce and fierce, but the recruitment was a little not chic enough.