Xue Guo's reaction speed was very fast, and he suddenly understood that he was stunned, and he didn't think much about it at the moment, giving the host a look to hurry up, and at the same time turned around and chased He Xiangdong's figure and walked steadily, and also accelerated his pace slightly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He Xiangdong also took a few steps back before he suddenly woke up, why did he come back again?

Something is going to happen?

Originally, they were all about to leave, but the audience immediately applauded, the applause was too loud, and many people were shouting for another one, and at this time the host also greeted him and smiled at himself.

He Xiangdong had a twitch in his brain at that time, and as soon as he turned around, he walked back, thinking that the host was here to stop him and ask him to come back, but he really came back.

After turning around, I remembered that this is not Xiangwen Society, not a cross talk conference, where did it come from, this kind of party has not returned for many years.

Damn.

He Xiangdong knew that he was careless, but he went back, and he could only bite the bullet, otherwise he would go down again, anyway, there will be no show in the future, so let's go back.

Xue Guo also secretly scolded He Xiangdong in his heart, he hated him so much that his teeth itched, the scene he just said made him break down in a cold sweat, he was scared, and his spirit was tense.

This grandson, too grandson.

Hou Sanye, Sister Wang, Director Huang, and all the actors in the troupe were staring at He Xiangdong and Xue Guo tightly, and their hearts were about to rise to their throats, and they just hoped that these two people would not do anything.

The audience didn't know so much, but when they saw that the two of them were back, the applause couldn't be heard, and they shouted there one by one.

The two of them stood on the stage again, looking at the tsunami-like scene, the two sighed in their hearts, with such an audience, what if we say that we died on the stage?

He Xiangdong turned his head to look at Xue Guo, Xue Guo was also looking at He Xiangdong, both of them saw different things in each other's eyes, looked at each other and smiled, no matter how they got on stage in front of them, since they were standing on this stage again, they must perform well.

This is art.

He Xiangdong looked at the audience, smiled, raised his hand to suppress the enthusiastic cheers, and said into the microphone: "We are back again, why are we back again?"

Xue Guo propped his hands on the table, in fact, he was very tired now, and it was very laborious to say that cross talk, he turned his head to look at He Xiangdong and said, "You have to explain." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is called a return." There is this old rule for cross talk, when the cross talk conference was performed in the past, in the last finale of the show, the pair of cross talk actors finished speaking, the audience shouted another one, and the host would come up to stop it, and the cross talk actors would return and say a few more short paragraphs, which is called return. Of course, today is not a cross talk conference, this is a theatrical evening, so why do we want to return......"

Xue Guo suddenly answered: "Because it's shameless." ”

"Appeal ......"

"Woo ......"

The atmosphere of the audience is now at a climax, and everyone is very excited.

Hou Sanye, Director Huang, Sister Wang, and the other actors immediately felt a lot more relieved after listening to He Xiangdong's explanation, let's return to the scene, it's a big deal to play for a while, these two people are really scared to death.

He Xiangdong also asked Xue Guo on stage: "Who, who is shameless." ”

"Hahaha......" Xue Guo didn't answer, just laughed, he was quite happy.

He Xiangdong also laughed a few times, looking at the black pressure on the audience, he said: "Originally, we all thought about going back to rest, but then I saw that everyone was so enthusiastic, anyway, we are also the last show, and there is no one below, if everyone is not in a hurry to leave, we will say a little more." ”

"We don't have any other skills, so we will say cross talk, cross talk, in fact, it's simple, we just have fun with you. Everyone has been busy for half a year, serving the railway work, and I can't help you with your work, but tonight, let you have a good time, feel comfortable, it's my business. ”

"Good ......" The audience applauded in unison, and He Xiangdong's words were too beautiful.

He Xiangdong smiled, and continued to start talking about a small paragraph, pointed at Xue Guo and said: "Actually, Xue Guo and I are now talking cross talk together, but in fact, we have known each other since we were young, and we grew up together." ”

Xue Guo nodded: "Yes, it is small." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Our primary and junior high schools are all studying in the same school and the same class. ”

Xue Guo said: "Classmates." ”

He Xiangdong said: "At that time, Xue Guo's grades were better than mine, I couldn't read him, I still love to be naughty and make trouble, get it here, pull it there, Xue Guo is honest, he is at the same table with me, and he is always bullied by me." ”

Xue Guo also smiled and said, "It's all children, it's inevitable." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and continued: "You don't care, the teacher can't see it, and he will scold me if he arrests me." ”

He Xiangdong pretended to be angry with the teacher, and scolded: "Okay, you He Xiangdong, you don't go to class well, and you always affect other students, you are the-stirring stick in our class." ”

"Huh?"

The audience was also stunned, and some of them understood it smartly, and immediately laughed.

He Xiangdong covered his face and turned over the burden again: "Oops, it disgusts me, I turned out to be a stick, oops." ”

Xue Guo said angrily: "We are?"

The role of the teasing is reflected at this time, he not only has to turn over the burden but also explain the things that the teasing did not say clearly, he turned this one, and the whole audience understood, all of them were hilarious.

He Xiangdong also looked up and smiled, and then said: "My grades are not good, and I don't study well, I joined the work after graduating from junior high school, and I began to get paid, and I also sent a little to my family from time to time to honor my parents." ”

"That's a good thing. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "But Xue Guo is different, he has good academic performance, he was directly admitted to a key high school, and later he was admitted to university, a college student in the eighties, that is worth it." ”

Xue Guo held it firmly and said, "Hey, don't mention that." ”

He Xiangdong turned his head again and asked, "During that time, your family didn't have a good time, and the family had no money." ”

Xue Guo replied: "Yes, the family was very poor during that time. ”

He Xiangdong said to the audience again: "During that time, Xue Guo's parents lent money to their children to study, no matter how hard they were to suffer their children, no matter how poor they were, no matter how poor they were, Xue Guo's parents tightened their belts for him to go to college, not to mention how difficult it was to live." ”

Xue Guo also nodded and sighed: "It's all for me." ”

He Xiangdong also shook his head and sighed, and then said: "Xue Guo is also angry, after graduating from college, he went to the art troupe to talk about cross talk with me, it's not bad, it's good." ”

"You wait. Xue Guo stopped He Xiangdong and glared at him and said: "According to what you mean, I lost it, oh, you graduated from junior high school and earned money and sent money to your family, I borrowed money from my family when I went to college, and I came out to talk about cross talk together." ”

The audience was also laughing, and the atmosphere was good.

He Xiangdong also explained to him: "This is different, you see that those who have gone to college are different from those of us who have gone to junior high school." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What's the difference?"

He Xiangdong said: "I have worked for many years, and I earn more than you." ”

"you. Although he didn't check the bottom, Xue Guo still keenly found out, shook it, and over, and the two bowed and stepped down.

"One more, one more ......" The audience heard He Xiangdong's introduction in front of them and knew the rules of the return, and now everyone is shouting in unison.

The host also came up, but this one was also stunned, looking at He Xiangdong directly, and he didn't dare to go forward, he didn't know what this master was thinking.

Xue Guo also walked side by side with He Xiangdong, but he always turned his head to look at He Xiangdong, including everyone in the group who was staring at He Xiangdong.

Sure enough, He Xiangdong turned his head and walked back.

Yes, Xue Guo also hurriedly followed.

The host was bored with himself, and he stepped down.

The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong stood up and said to the audience: "I said earlier that I will sing a bamboo board book for you next time, and now I have time, I will sing a little bit to everyone, okay?"

"Good ......" The audience applauded enthusiastically.

He Xiangdong asked Xue Guo: "Guo'er, did you bring a board?"

Xue Guo said: "I brought it, it's in the background, I'll pick it up." ”

With that, he ran backstage.

He Xiangdong was not idle, chatting with the audience on stage: "The bamboo board book also has a long history, and now there is no one singing, in the past, it was the actor who held seven boards alone, telling stories while playing, singing the Three Kingdoms, singing the Sui and Tang Dynasties, all of them." ”

"Later, it was inconvenient, because you said that you always have to compare and contrast in your hands, so let another person specialize in the back to play the board for the person in front, which is called a board master. Wait for Xue Guo to come up, I will ask him to play the board for me, our fruit bamboo board allegro is better than me, people are the pro-apprentice grandson of Mr. Gao Fengshan, the master of Allegro, and the descendant of the Gao faction. ”

Xue Guo also quickly came up with the board.

He told Dongyang: "Guo'er, you are tired, can you help me play the board?"

Xue Guo didn't care at all: "Okay, I'll take the board and call it for you." ”

"Okay, sing a little bit, the first book of the single knife meeting, come. When the board sounded, He Xiangdong sang and said: "The people of the Three Kingdoms are uneasy, the Central Plains of Eastern Wu and Western Shu and Han, Cao Mengde occupies the Central Plains, and Xuande Liu Bei sits in Xichuan. ”

"Dongwu sat down Sun Quanzhu, Jiangdong occupied half of the sky, this day sat in this Yin'an Palace, Wendong Wuxi they sat on both sides, Sun Zhongmou sat in this dragon book case, and the Huangmen official called a civil and military officer. ”

……

The first book of "Single Knife Meeting" is not long, and it was sung in five minutes. Xue Guo stopped the board, and the bamboo board was placed on the table. The two bowed to the audience and were about to step down.

The audience was still unsatisfied, still chanting: "One more." ”

He Xiangdong turned around again, Xue Guo was also mentally prepared this time, so he came back with him, he also knew in his heart that this should be the last return, and there is a saying in the cross talk world that there are only three returns.

Only then did the two stand up, He Xiangdong looked at the audience who were still very enthusiastic, showed a knowing smile, and said to Xue Guo: "This is our audience, look at how enthusiastic it is." ”

Xue Guo also sighed: "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong said sincerely: "Thank you, thank you for always supporting our art troupe and supporting our performances, it's really unrecompensable, we are all young actors, and we don't dare to represent the art troupe, just represent ourselves, bow to everyone." ”

The two of them bowed deeply, and everyone applauded.

Straightening up, He Xiangdong looked at the audience in the front row, and said with a smile: "I don't think Mr. Hou is leaving, just sit there, or let's invite Mr. Hou up to play for a while." ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo didn't stand still, and almost fell to the ground.

Sister Wang was also stupid, and the walkie-talkie in her hand snapped and fell to the ground.

The other actors in the troupe were all shocked by He Xiangdong at that time, and they couldn't even speak.

The performances of the art troupe are all arranged in advance, who comes out first and who comes out later, how many times, out for a few minutes, this is all fixed, and no actor has ever called people down the stage in the middle of the stage. And it's still called Hou Sanye, what kind of character is it?

You're amazing. (To be continued.) )