Chapter 1165: The Jade Emperor was bitter in his heart, but he couldn't say it
Song Yichen didn't hold back on Guanyin's departure! The Jade Emperor is gone, and this guy is leaving! Otherwise, how can he play happily, and he feels that he seems to have said the wrong thing! I will say it again in the future! This sentence seems to be very reverie! I don't know if the Queen Mother of the West has heard this sentence! She knows the meaning of saying this sentence again in the future! Thinking about the scene of the Queen Mother of the West wearing leather pants and holding a leather whip, Song Yichen felt a pain in the egg!
"She's gone?" Iron Fan asked Song Yichen cautiously. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info obviously Guanyin put a lot of pressure on her!
Song Yichen felt it slightly: "It should be! Even if she doesn't leave, if she wants to hide her breath, we won't be able to find out!"
This is a very helpless thing! Guanyin's cultivation is indeed much higher than theirs! This world is very realistic! Those who have strength are masters, and those who don't have strength have no human rights! If Song Yichen had a quasi-saint cultivation, would those voyeurs still peek like this?
"So what should we do next?!" Iron Fan looked at the dinner plate, the aura of the two just now was too big, and neither of them ate much, now that the Jade Emperor and Guanyin are gone, Iron Fan and the jade-faced fox are suddenly "hungry and thirsty"!
Song Yichen frowned, he originally planned to wander around the Nether Realm for a while, but after the incident of Huanximen happened, his interest suddenly weakened! "Let's go shopping for a few more days! Then let's go back to Huaguo Mountain together!"
Hearing Song Yichen say go to Huaguo Mountain, the eyes of the iron fan began to drift!
It is said that the Jade Emperor returned to his own territory with the food he had just brought from Song Yichen, only to find that Lao Jun had been waiting here for a long time!
The Jade Emperor's face turned dark, he originally planned to hide a little privately, but he didn't expect this product to be so hungry and thirsty! What about the dignity of the saint? What about the coldness of the saint?
"Bring it!" I saw Lao Jun pretending to be cold and said.
"What is it?!" the Jade Emperor pretended to ask, "Sample, let you pretend, I won't give it to you! What else can you do with me! Lalala, come and beg me! Let you pretend!
"Huh?!" When he saw Lao Jun's glare, the Jade Emperor was tragic! He suddenly discovered that he had forgotten a very important thing, even if he was a quasi-saint cultivator, but Lao Jun was a saint! She found that she couldn't move!! Lao Jun, you are cheating! Poor Jade Emperor couldn't even speak!
"Hmph!" Lao Jun snorted lightly, then stretched out his evil hand and began to grope around the Jade Emperor's body!
The Jade Emperor is about to cry! His icy and jade body has been touched! He is still a bad old man! What a fuck he is! Stop! Don't touch it! There is really nothing there! The Jade Emperor regrets it to death now, and he would not pretend to be with Lao Jun if he knew it! Now he is tragic!
Finally, Lao Jun found the place where he stored his things from the belt of the Jade Emperor's trousers, and took out all the things! Because he had seen the relationship between Song Yichen and them eating hot pot before, he ate it in a good way, and at the same time did not forget to comment and nodded: "This taste is really good, but unfortunately, if you use Samadhi real fire to make soup, the taste should be better!"
The Jade Emperor was about to kneel when he heard this! What the hell are you kidding! This pot is not your gossip furnace, if you use the samadhi real fire to burn the pot, it is estimated that it will not take long for the pot to be burned through!
Fortunately, Lao Jun didn't use the Samadhi real fire to start the pot again, while drinking the Jade Emperor's treasured wine, while eating shabu dragon meat, this feeling is not too refreshing! The Jade Emperor can only watch from the side, he is fixed by Lao Jun, he can't even speak, let alone do other things!
After Guanyin said goodbye to Song Yichen, he did not go back to his dojo in Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, nor did he go to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven, but ran to the side of the Su Bodhi Patriarch of Fangcun Mountain!
As the person in charge of this journey to the west, she still has the qualifications to meet the saint!
"You're here?!" Patriarch Subodhi was not curious about Guanyin's arrival!
"Yes, the disciple has something unknown!" Guanyin nodded helplessly.
"It's for Song Yichen's business, right?!" Patriarch Su Bodhi shook his head helplessly: "Actually, this seat can't be counted! Even I can't see how the teacher did it!"
Guanyin opened his mouth, but in the end he still didn't ask the question, will he be an obstacle to us?!
"Let's befriend him first!" Patriarch Subodhi shook his head, and then asked as if he remembered something, "By the way?!, is his cooking really so delicious!?"
Guanyin was stunned when she heard this, and she said that she was about to kneel! How can you ask such a question, you are a saint! What about your rituals? If you were to change to the former Yuan Shi Tianzun, he would definitely say that he was uneducated or something! Even if he wanted to eat, he would pretend not to know! After all, saints are all cheeky! But how could you ask such a question?!
"Ahem~ I'm just paying attention to my disciple's food problem!" Patriarch Su Bodhi was blushed by Guanyin's old face, she is a high saint! She must not destroy her image! She took out Wukong as a shield very decisively! It is also natural for a disciple to take the blame for the master!
Guanyin gave him a strange look, who are you fooling?! Care about the monkey's food!? Does this seem like you will have a relationship? Originally, if Song Yichen didn't show up, they didn't plan to take care of the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain at all, and it was already very good to have peaches to eat!
However, the witty Guanyin did not debunk Su Bodhi's lies, and if she said it at this time, it would be the real brain-dead: "The food cooked by Song Yichen is indeed the best in the world!"
"Oh?!" Su Bodhi nodded thoughtfully, he was very skeptical, did Song Yichen get the teacher's favor because he cooked a good dish?!
"Well, the disciple has never eaten a better dish than the food he cooked!!" Guanyin said helplessly, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who thought of her great compassion, was actually impressed by Song Yichen's cooking skills!
"That's it!" Patriarch Su Bodhi nodded and said, he began to secretly plot in his heart, could it be that this person is related to my Buddha, and he is specially here to improve the quality of Buddhism's food.
"If you have a chance in the future, try to see if you can pull him into my Buddha Gate and promise the Buddha's fruition!" said Patriarch Su Bodhi after thinking about it.