【Chapter 166】Watergate, let's trade PY!(3rd Update)
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Sunan sat on the sofa in the living room, holding a teacup in his hand.
Uzumaki Kushina sat there, took a sip of tea, and gave him a thumbs up: "Your "Bead Curtain" that day really amazed me!"
Sunan smiled.
He turned his head to look at the Bo Feng Shui Gate who was cleaning on the side, and didn't say anything.
Really.
Bo Feng Shuimen is a tracheitis!
Even cleaning, as long as the nanny is not there, he will do the work!
"Sister, you are humble, your song "Blue Bird" that day is really amazing! I'm afraid even the "Fairy Tail" team can't compare with you. ”
Kushina Uzumaki smiled shyly.
Bo Feng Shuimen only felt that there were beads of sweat on his forehead.
Sister?
Can you die if you don't blow it!
You're my son Naruto's roommate, and now you call my wife my sister, doesn't that mean you and I are the same generation!
According to you, my son still has to call you uncle!
On the side, Sunan continued to speak sweetly: "Sister, your skin is so well maintained!"
"What kind of skin care products do you usually use, your skin looks so elastic!"
"Eh, huh?"
"Of course, how could there be a fake? I almost thought that sister, you were only in your twenties this year!"
"Eh, what's the matter, I'm almost forty years old yellow-faced woman. ”
"Eh, how is that possible! I think my sister really looks like she is in her early twenties!
"Hahaha, little brother, you really know how to talk. ”
"How can you call this talking? Sister, I'm telling the truth!"
In your twenties?
Bo Feng Shuimen twitched the corner of his mouth.
He covered his face silently.
Wife, don't believe him.
Although I don't know this student very well, he won all the money for half a semester of takeaway money from you and my son!
He can't tell what bad water is in his stomach!
The weasel gave the chicken a New Year's greeting, and he didn't have a good heart!
It's definitely not good for this student to praise you like this!
Uzumaki Kushina and Sunan chatted for a while, and the whole person felt a lot younger.
After a while, she held the teacup and quieted down: "Okay, little one, let's talk about it, you suddenly came to visit me and Watergate, is there something wrong?"
Sunan scratched his head and laughed twice: "I know that I can't hide anything from my sister." ”
Uzumaki Kushina smiled slightly: "Let's talk about it, if we can help, neither I nor Watergate will be stingy." ”
Sunan didn't mess with the water anymore, but took out the contract and the plan from the document bag and put it on the table.
"Mr. Watergate, please come and see it too. ”
……
……
Sunan held the teacup and took a sip from time to time.
Opposite him, Bo Feng Shuimen and Uzumaki Kushinai looked at the plan, sometimes frowning, sometimes smiling.
Long.
Bo Feng Shuimen put down the plan book, and thought about many questions in his mind for a moment.
"Why...... Will you find us?"
Sunan smiled, "Mizuto-sensei, you are the same question as Kakashi-sensei's first question!"
"It's really worthy of being a master and apprentice. ”
"I'll be blunt, I just want to see you and Kakashi-sensei fall in love and kill each other!"
Burst.
Bo Feng Shui Men was drenched in cold sweat.
Love and kill each other?
You really can't talk to death!
Uzumaki Kushina narrowed her eyes, revealing an interested look: "Love...... Kill each other?Mizumon-san, why didn't I know that this apprentice of yours had another leg. ”
Bo Fengshuimen covered his face: "Wife, listen to what he says." ”
Uzumaki Kushina nodded and smiled: "It's okay, I'll complain casually, you don't have to care." ”
Sunan laughed.
Teacher Bo Feng Shuimen, why are you so weak-hearted.
"Actually, it's all a joke, and it's not wrong to say that you love and kill each other. ”
"As we all know, there are only a handful of people who have won the highest literary award in China, and you and Kakashi are two of them. ”
"There are also many people on the Internet who are curious, is it you who are more powerful now, or Kakashi-sensei is more powerful?"
"A fateful duel between master and apprentice. ”
"It's a gimmick. ”
"Moreover, in the show, if you participate, you must sit on the opposite side with Kakashi-sensei and lead the members of both sides to PK. ”
"So, it's okay to love and kill each other. ”
Bo Feng Shuimon groaned, then raised his head and asked, "Kakashi has already agreed?"
Sunan smiled and took out Kakashi's contract from the file bag and shook it, "Kakashi-sensei has already signed it." ”
Bo Feng Shuimen was surprised.
That kid...... Agreed?
Soon, a question occurred to him, and he asked.
"You...... It won't be taking the spoils...... Seducing him, huh?"
Sunan grinned and gave Bo Feng Shuimen a thumbs up: "Shuimen-sensei is really discerning! This is Kakashi-sensei's only 'weakness'! But I'm also curious how Watergate-sensei knew about the 'loot'." ”
Facing the blink of Sunan, Bo Fengshuimen did not hide it: "Zilai...... It's my former teacher. So I know you're competing, and it's nothing. ”
Really.
Even in this world, Jiraiya is also the teacher of Bo Feng Shuimen, and Bo Feng Shuimen is Kakashi's teacher.
That hasn't changed!
Sunan figured out this, so there was no doubt, he asked with a smile: "How is it, Teacher Shuimen, Sister Jiu Sinai, have you decided?"
Uzumaki Kushina raised an eyebrow.
She turned her head to look at her own water gate, and quickly analyzed the pros and cons.
"Watergate!"
"Let that little imp Kakashi know the consequences of fighting you in the ring!"
"In addition, I also agree to participate in the recording of the 'first and second episodes of the official program'!"
Bo Feng Shuimen: "......"
Sunan: "......"
On ?just?
Frontal just?
Sister Jiu Sinai, you fierce character...... It's no wonder that even if Mr. Bo Feng Shui won the highest Chinese literature award, he was the one who cleaned, washed and cooked at home!
I'm optimistic about you!
As...... I'll recommend you someone and learn how to cook with him.
Bo Feng Shuimen put down the contract and the plan, and rubbed his temples.
After a while, he couldn't help but complain a little: "Hahaha, Sunan, your planning is very interesting, and the type of this show is also very novel." But you think that if you take a dollar of Huaxia coins, you want our husband and wife to give you a free job, and you are really the first person who dares to speak like this. ”
Sunan tilted his head and smiled.
What happened to a dollar?
Isn't a dollar money?
Teacher Bo Feng Shuimen, you are wearing colored glasses!
I'm telling you, young man, it's a dangerous idea!
"Mr. Watergate, what do you mean?"
Bo Feng Shuimen smiled and smiled slightly: "Young man, you and Naruto are roommates and good friends, and I have seen your talent." Since I'm here today, I won't embarrass you. I'll give you five minutes to convince me. ”
"If you can do it, I'll sign this contract. ”
Sunan smiled.
Have a firm self-confidence.
Five minutes?
Enough.
"Although the big names in the literary circle will not participate in the rating of stars, Huaxia has the official most influential rating, and the super big names in the literary circle will be on this list. But even at the level of Bo Feng Shui Sect teacher, you are not very stable in the top few positions. ”
"I guess you can see that the show I planned has a lot of potential, and you are willing to gamble, otherwise you won't give me five minutes of time. ”
Bo Feng Shuimen was unmoved, drinking tea quietly.
Sunan smiled, was not in a hurry, and slowly continued to speak.
"One of the reasons to bring up a dollar is that money isn't something you're missing. What you care about is achievement. ”
And ...... This show of mine can do just that!"
"In addition to that, you have a soft underbelly. ”
Bo Feng Shuimen raised his eyebrows in surprise.
Weakness?
The little guy is kind of funny.
"Parents have worked hard all their lives, and if you say something unpleasant, isn't it just to be able to pull your children out and pretend to beep in a down-to-earth manner?"
Burst.
Bo Fengshuimen twitched the corners of his mouth, and was suddenly a little dumbfounded.
Even Uzumaki Kushina was a little dumbfounded.
For the first time, they heard that the beep can be described as down-to-earth!
This kid, what's going on in his head.
Sunan grinned: "Don't hide it from the two of you, Naruto...... Now it's my staff. ”
Bo Feng Shuimen: "......"
Uzumaki Kushina: "......"
This kid definitely did it on purpose!
In other words, why did their son become an employee of his roommate, they didn't know about it at all!
Sunan continued to smile: "This show, I will naturally let Naruto participate in it." Of course, as for how far he can go, it depends on his own efforts. That's all I can do. ”
Silent.
In silence.
Bo Fengshuimen sighed, signed his name on the contract, and handed it to Sunan.
"Little guy, your show mentor, one is Naruto's teacher, the other is Naruto's father, the guest of the first and second episodes, and Naruto's mother, aren't you afraid that after the recording and broadcast, some people will say that you are shady?"
Shady?
Sunan grinned.
That's a piece of.
So he cleared his throat and smiled.
"That's, I can tell you both of you. ”
"To talk about the shady ...... of this show"
"I'm the biggest shady!"
[Don't ask me where the second watch in the middle goes, the last chapter and this chapter add up to almost 6000 words, of course, it's going to be the third watch!]