Leng Ruoxi stood at the door, looking at Ren Tuying with a smile, "What, can't I come?"

Ren Tuying hurriedly stepped out of the way and said with a sneer: "Yes, of course I can, I definitely can." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Leng Ruoxi glanced at him, and said with a strange smile: "Why did you look so fierce just now, and you scolded me for such ugly words, what do you mean by Ji Po, shameless or something?"

"Uh...... Hehe, what's that...... I thought it was ......" Ren Tuying scratched the back of his head, really not knowing what to say.

At this time, Chen Huimaru on the side came over and said, "Hello master, the master was concentrating on prostitution just now, and he was suddenly disturbed, he must not be in a good mood, you have to forgive me." After speaking, he looked at Ren Tuying proudly, and his eyes seemed to be expressing to Ren Tuying: How about Master, my apprentice is okay, I will help you break the siege at a critical moment, otherwise the master will have to chase you with a sword and cut it.

But I didn't know that Ren Tuying was about to collapse, and I couldn't wait to kick Chen Huiwan out, last time I pit myself, this time I pit myself, every time I pit it, I don't have an apprentice like you!

"Huimaru, why the hell shut up for me!Forgot what I told you last time?!"

"Oh......" Chen Huimaru stepped aside very aggrievedly, muttering: "I really don't know the hearts of good people, you were already prostituting, I helped you, and you still want to murder me." ”

Leng Ruoxi's face was extremely cold, with a devilish smile, looking at Ren Tuying: "Ren Tuying, Ren Tuying, I didn't expect you to be such a person, I was impressed with you, no wonder I was in such a hurry to leave the venue." ”

With Leng Ruoxi's ingenuity, coupled with her understanding of Ren Tuying, and Chen Huimaru's eyebrows and eyes are as clean as a child, she naturally wouldn't think that Ren Tuying was really doing something that was inferior to a beast, it must have another meaning.

However, she just wanted to tease this promiscuous apprentice's stupidity.

Ren Tuying turned to look at Leng Ruoxi seriously: "You must have something to do here, right?"

"It's okay, can't I just come and see you?"

"Are you really okay?" Ren Tuying raised an eyebrow.

"Really. ”

"That's just the right time to clean my room and some laundry. Anyway, you will do this in the future, so you should study it in advance. Ren Tuying joked.

Leng Ruoxi looked at him affectionately, her eyes watery, "Tuying, I found that you are so beautiful today." ”

Ren Tuying was stunned, I don't know why Leng Ruoxi suddenly became like this, and her bones were a little numb, "Hmm, where is it beautiful?"

"Think beautifully!"

"Your uncle......" Ren Tuying's shoulders collapsed downward, as if he was impotent in an instant.

Leng Ruoxi chuckled, so beautiful and moving, and after laughing for a while, she said: "First, I came to see if the place where you live has become a kennel as I imagined, sure enough, but don't expect me to take care of it for you." The second is to tell you that Brother Qiang, Slowly, Sister Lily, and Piaoxue already know that you are winning. ”

Ren Tuying didn't care, in fact, he had already thought that after all, Brother Forced and Slowly knew his elixir very well, if he didn't think of himself like this, then it was really not Brother Forced and Slowly's IQ.

"Oh, that's fine. After a pause, he asked, "Slowly or as before?"

Leng Ruoxi said curiously: "Is it a pit?"

"yes. Ren Tuying recalled the past and couldn't help laughing: "That thing loves to shit as soon as he goes out to run errands, and he always likes to walk in front of me and fart deliberately...... Every time I fight, I put a big move on the enemy, but at least half of it is aimed at me...... It's a pitfall. ”

"It's disgusting for both of you. Leng Ruoxi pouted.

"Brother Qiu is still researching those strange medicinal powders?"

"Since Piaoxue was pregnant with a child, he has rarely come into contact with these, but he just said that he would improve the dantian bottle again, so he often caused a miasma in the city. ”

"Heh, that guy never stopped tossing around. ”

But at this moment, two figures appeared in the room like ghosts, one left and one right, rushing towards Ren Tuying, and he was firmly restrained in an instant.

"Say I'm a pit?"

"Brother is that a blind toss?"

Ren Tuying suddenly felt a chill coming, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Two brothers, the younger brother is wrong." ”

"Hahaha, Ren Tuying, you're dead!"

"Beat him!"

"Grandma, don't say a word when you come back, and hide your identity, Lao Tzu will make you cry today!"

"Ahh ”

"Let you pretend to be forced, let you pretend to be forced, and win also, and return the Dandao competition, rub!"

"Damn, you two don't have to inch in. ”

"Sample, if you don't convince your brother today, I'll write my name upside down!"

"Okay, you're a rabbit, you're fat, Ao Ye will kill you today!"

"Help!"

……

When a fierce war ended, Ren Tuying was neatly dressed, but it was Ao Teslow and Li Qi who were embarrassed.

Compared with hand-to-hand combat, the two of them together are not Ren Tuying's opponents.

"The two are stupid, they are self-inflicted, they can't live!" Ren Tuying sat down proudly, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked down at Ao Techuan and Li Qi condescendingly.

"You haven't lost every time you fight, force your brother to disagree!

"Come on, I'm afraid of you? Lao Tzu specializes in all kinds of disobedience. ”

Li forced to say confidently: "The old rule, look at who pees far!"

Leng Ruoxi really couldn't stand these guys, and had already put on a veil and left the Sanxiu Station.

She knew that this was the time for their brothers, and it was superfluous for her to stay here, and she might hear some nasty words.

In the corridor, I saw three guys who were inferior to beasts standing side by side, and as the slogan fell, I saw three waterlines burst out.

Ao Te took a deep breath slowly, his face flushed, "Stay away, stay away...... Shoot on the opposite wall!"

Ren Tuying's face was also flushed, but it was much slower than Aote.

As for Li Qi, this product has absolute confidence from beginning to end, and his brother peeing in a few games has always been his farthest and most durable, which is simply the rhythm of the Buddha's possession.

Ever since he got the "Ten Feet Against the Wind", which ranked third among the top ten famous knives, he has been working hard in this regard.

In the end, Li forced the first place, Ren Tuying ranked second, and Ao Te was slow last, so he paid for the wine later, and he also sat in the village when drinking.

Moments later......

It seems that when a few men get together to discuss that little bit of about men and women, especially a few very good buddies......

"Slowly, you have lost a lot of weight, your breath has changed a lot, and more importantly, the thing you pee has become bigger......" Ren Tuying sighed sincerely, and quipped: "Is it so swollen after being bitten by a poisonous snake?"

As we all know, there is a common sense in the world: the fatter a man is, the smaller the peeing thing. It used to be like this, but now that he's thinner, it's starting to get bigger.

Ao Te raised his head proudly, "I'll go to your uncle's! This is a natural phenomenon, okay! Since I became thin, Ao Ye and I have regained my ambition as a man." ”

Li Qi said with great disdain: "But compared to me and Boss Rabbit, you are at most a toothpick, I really don't know what Caiyi feels like." ”

Ren Tuying nodded in agreement.

Ao Te retorted slowly but confidently: "You two know a basket! You must know that Ao Ye and I are not big or small, the size is just right, but you and Tutu, too big Ruoxi and Piaoxue can stand it? And let me tell you, my father's Tsubaki Palace book said that if a woman is often too big, it is easy to become loose, and if you don't pay attention to maintenance, you won't feel it when you are thirty or forty years old." ”

"Cut, what you say in that book is for ordinary people, and for martial artists, these can be ignored. Li forced to disagree.

Ren Tuying has also read the Chungong book taken from Ao Teslow, and now there is a copy in the Nawu ring, and Chunchun said: "Then you have to be careful slowly, if a woman is too small for a man and often can't be satisfied, her breasts will slowly sag, and then your Caiyi will not look good." ”

"Then you have to be careful, if a woman is often satisfied, she will be dissatisfied, and when the time comes, Ruoxi will pester you every day to ensure that you can't get up at the age of thirty, impotence!

Then he asked: "By the way, Brother Qiu, Piaoxue has been pregnant during this time, how did you solve it?"

At this time, Ren Tuying said meaningfully: "The mouth below is not good, isn't there still the mouth above, it's really not good, isn't there still a flower." ”

"Haha, Tutu, what postures do you think Brother Forced will have?"

"It's not clear, but with Brother Force's ability, it should be a full set of postures. ”

"And how long do you think he can last at a time?"

"It should be ten seconds. ”

"Hahaha!"

"I'll wipe it, you two brutes, it's getting dirtier and dirtier!"

"I think it's the dirtiest bunny!"

"You're no better. ”

"Hahaha......"

Sure enough, among men, the topics that are talked about are always these things.

……

Ren Tuying patted Aote's slow shoulder, and said seriously: "Slowly, you are still as obscene as before, you can, very strong." ”

Ao Te suddenly glared at Ren Tuying's hand on his shoulder, regretting it in his heart, thinking why didn't he dodge it in time, this thing must have wiped the urine on his clothes just now.

Ao Techu was about to reach out and pat Ren Tuying on the shoulder, but Ren Tuying cleverly dodged him, "Let's go, brothers, let's drink!"

"Tutu, you're getting more and more cunning!"

"Your Excellency, I don't understand what you're saying. ”

"Huimaru, let's go, eat something, someone has a treat today. ”

…… (To be continued.) ）

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This chapter is a bit dirty, and it will definitely be scolded by many people.

But I'm just nostalgic for the past, when I used to be with a few buddies, I did more than peeing and talking about these dirty topics, just like Tutu slowly forced them......

Now that I'm older, I'm different, and I really want to get together with my brothers, even if it's to talk about these unnutritious topics.